KICK OFF SHOW HOSTS: JONATHAN COACHMAN, BETH PHOENIX, SAM ROBERTS AND CHARLY CARUSO
KICK OFF SHOW:
MATCH #01: "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT FINN BALOR TO BECOME THE NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION.
MATCH #02: "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW GULAK DEFEAT TONY NESE.
Drew Gulak retaining his Championship.
Why am I not surprised, Shane McMahon starting off tonight's pay per view. He starts off everything else from Raw to Smackdown. Why should tonight's pay per view be any different.
Okay, we have Shane McMahon, Drew McIntyre and Roman Reigns inside the ring. We're now just waiting on the turtle feet walking, The Undertaker.
It is now, 7:20pm and this match haven't started yet. Hurry up, Taker!
EXTREME RULES PAY PER VIEW:
MATCH #01 "NO HOLDS BARRED"
ROMAN REIGNS & THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON & DREW MCINTYRE
The Deadman and the Scottish Psychopath exchanging blows. The Undertaker with a steel chair chasing Shane out of the arena. Drew McIntyre all over Roman Reigns. Shane making his way back to ringside. The Undertaker gets the tag. Shane being bounced around the ring like a pinball. The Undertaker doing some redecorating. Elias from behind with the guitar to the back of The Undertaker. Elias and McIntyre dragging The Undertaker and placing him across the table. Shane with a frog splash leap off the top turnbuckle into The Undertaker. The Undertaker haven't moved. Shane has more plans. Elias and McIntyre setting up The Undertaker in the corner of the ring. Shane with a coast to coast on The Undertaker. Shane wants to do some more. The Undertaker is back up. Shane looking as if he seen a ghost. Roman Reigns with a spear on Drew McIntyre intercepting the claymore. The Undertaker with the tombstone piledriver on Shane.... REST IN PEACE!
It's time for Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder to get a beat down, IN THE UUUSOOOSSSS PENITENTIARY!!! The Usos possible 07X Tag Team Champions tonight.
MATCH #02 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE REVIVALS DEFEAT THE USOS
Scott Dawson taking a hard one during the match. Dash Wilder with a quick pin on Jimmy Uso hoping it was a 03 count. Scott Dawson with a brainbuster on Jey Uso. Dash Wilder with a superplex on Jey Uso. Jimmy Uso breaking up the pin.
This is what I'm waiting for. Someone finally knocked on the door of Aleister Black. Cesaro showing his balls. Let's see how much balls, Cesaro has left when this match is over.... FADE TO BLACK!
The Swiss Cyborg and the Dutch Destroyer competing here tonight for the first time. My money on Aleister Black, I've been down with him from day one ish.
MATCH #03
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT CESARO
Cesaro a half a second away from a victory Aleister Black with great veteran instinct, foot under the bottom rope.
MATCH #04 "A 02 0N 01 HANDICAP MATCH FOR THE SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS AND NIKKI CROSS
Bayley pinned Nikki Cross. Okay, Miss Cross we will all see tomorrow night on Raw how, Alexa Bliss feels about all this.
MATCH #05 "LAST MAN STANDING"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY
This match that's about to go down is an epitome of what an extreme rules match should be defined. No count outs, no disqualification, everything's legal by all means necessary. There isn't any other 02 behemoth than tonight's opponents, Braun Strowman and Bobby Lashley tearing the flesh off of one another.
The match seem to have found itself within the concession area. The fight heading back inside among the WWE Universe.
Bobby Lashley with a great attempt to bury Braun Strowman underneath the German commentary table. Braun Strowman making it out before the count of 08. Braun Strowman spearing Bobby Lashley into the International commentary table. It seems like all night they've been destroying this commentary section. Braun Strowman continuing to knock down Bobby Lashley. Yet, Bobby Lashley keeps getting up. Braun Strowman with a power slam onto Bobby Lashley. Now, both men are down. The referee begins to count. Braun Strowman fighting his way through the wreckage. Braun Strowman the only one left standing.
MATCH #06 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE PLANET'S CHAMPIONS AND THE HEAVY MACHINERY
🤮 BARFF! This is such bullshit. They let The New Day win tonight and become 06X SDL Tag Team Champions but The Usos couldn't win earlier and become 07X Raw Tag Team Champions. NEW DAY SUCKS🖕NEW DAY SUCKS🖕 NEW DAY SUCKS🖕
Paul Heyman making his presence tonight in Philadelphia. You can't have anything extreme in the WWE without this guy.
The Club on the attack before the first bell. The Club softening up Ricochet for Aj Styles. The referee in the corner checking on Ricochet before they proceed.
MATCH #07 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT RICOCHET
This is also another good match that defines the art of extreme rules. You have here, Ol' Skool Aj Styles verses Nu Skool Aj Styles. Near fall after near fall between each competitor. Ricochet and Aj Styles slugging it out. Aj Styles with close victory. Ricochet manage to kick out. Ricochet with a shooting star press on Aj Styles. Ricochet going for the pin. Karl Anderson saving Aj Styles, addressing that his foot is underneath the rope. Ricochet with a kick taking down Karl Anderson. Aj Styles with the Styles Clash on Ricochet. Aj Styles winning here tonight as the 03X United States Champion.
MATCH #08
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER in a matter of seconds.... Kevin Owens making a statement. Kevin Owens grabs the mic with something to say, "SHANE MCMAHON CAN KISS MY ASS!"
I'm with you, Owens. Shane can kiss my ass too.🖕
MATCH #09 "SDL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
We all heard from the man earlier, Mr ECW Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar maybe cashing in his MITB briefcase. Kofi Kingston is that walking target. Kofi Kingston for the first time going up against Somoa Joe.
I see, Kofi Kingston as that 16 year old boy who recently got his driver's license and the keys to a brand new lamborghini but he has no idea on how to switch gears. Kofi Kingston just driving along the WWE Championship path until he eventually crashes.
MATCH #10 "MIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP. WINNERS TAKES ALL"
SETH ROLLINS & BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT BARON CORBIN & LACEY EVANS
Omg, Lacey Evans going to rule the day she embroided the name Seth on her tights.
Baron Corbin taking a breather and coming back with the kendu stick. Lacey Evans tossing in the ring several steel chairs. I wonder what, Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans have in store.
Baron Corbin decorating the center of the ring with steel chairs. Baron Corbin already with 02 near falls. Becky Lynch in the ring now getting some of Lacey Evans. Becky Lynch avoiding the Women's right and going for the disarmour. Lacey Evans manage to save herself. Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch setting up tables outside the ring. Awesome team work between them two.
Lacey Evans with the kendu stick pounding on Seth Rollins. Lacey Evans with a double choke slam on Becky Lynch. Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans dominating the match from this point. Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch dragging Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans to the tables. Both, Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch off the ring into the table. Becky Lynch taking out Lacey Evans with a leg cross. Baron Corbin with the dirty deeds on Seth Rollins. Baron Corbin with an end of days on Becky Lynch. Seth Rollins running a mock going wild on Baron Corbin with the steel chair. Seth Rollins taking out Baron Corbin with 03 stomps and securing the victory.
Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman coming out to cash in his MITB briefcase. Brock Lesnar with 03 German suplexes followed by an F5. Brock Lesnar pinning Seth Rollins to become new, 03X Universal Champion.
It was an awesome pay per view up until the ending. Let's face it some may not like what Brock Lesnar did. We knew eventually the day would come when he cashes in the briefcase. So, I guess now the Universal Championship will disappear until Survivor series, lol. Good night everyone. ✌
NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW:
NXT TAKEOVER TORONTO SATURDAY, AUGUST 10TH
SUMMERSLAM, SUNDAY AUGUST 11TH
CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS, SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 15TH
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