I've been having a hard time. I got out of work a little early than expected. Today is the day of WWE Super Showdown taking place 07 hours away in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. I wanted to hang around the city a bit and wait to watch today's pay per view at the Legends Bar. The only thing I'm trying to think, is this really worth it. The pay per view is scheduled to begin at 2pm. Which means more than likely there's a kick off show at 1pm. Which is about to begin in 20 minutes.
Right now, the Kick Off Show panel is on. NICE!, to see Renee Young back on the panel along with David Otunga and Charly Caruso. I believe the Kick Off Show is on U.S. soil, broadcasting in the states. Possibly the WWE Headquarters.
"SETH ROLLINS IS HERE!" 🤟 Byron Saxton conducting a interview with Seth Rollins. I'm glad Rollins made it. Rollins stated he isn't 100% but he'll be ready tonight if "The Beast" decides to show up.
Wait, a minute that's not Renee Young. That's Beth Phoenix, BOOOOO!!!! Now you see, why I hate blondes, you can never tell them apart.
I don't know, if you ask me this pay per view isn't a big deal to the United States. I see it more as an insult to Saudi Arabia. The audience is not going to get their monies worth. The only matches that make a big deal are "Seth Rollins vs Baron Corbin", "Kofi Kingston vs Dolph Ziggler", "The Undertaker vs Goldberg" for the first time ever, totally awesome. 🙌 Now that's what you call a dream match. Other than that I'll probably say, the 50 man battle royal. The lamest match of the night. I don't think I have to tell anyone, y'all know what it is "Roman Reigns vs Shane McMahon". This is such a disrespect to Roman Reigns fighting someone like Shane McMuFFin. After what I've been seeing from the last couple of weeks by Shane, he earned the right to carry the same last name as his father, "MCMUFFIN!"
This is only my opinion but I know there's a few cats out there who agree with me.
Okay, its about to go down now the kick off show matches. Omg, you serious Michael Cole 101 degrees out there right now. Damn, all I can say is, I'm glad I wasn't born Arabiac, lol.
Coming to you, live from the King Abdullah Arena. We start the first match with The Usos facing The Revivals. The Revivals looking to gain some respect from The Usos. You all know for the past couple of weeks, The Revivals had to deal with The Usos childish behavior towards them.
KICK OFF SHOW:
THE USOS DEFEATING THE REVIVALS
Why am I not surprised. The Revivals keep getting slapped in the face whenever they're involved with The Usos.
SUPER SHOWDOWN PAY PER VIEW:
Seth Rollins doing that Wrestlemania 35 shit again. Okay, Seth I'll let this one slide because perhaps you may actually be injured from what Brock Lesnar did to you on Monday Night. You probaby just want to get this match out of the way, early to give yourself time to rest. Its understandable.
MATCH #01 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEATING BARON CORBIN
Baron Corbin's frustrations towards the referee cost him the match. Baron Corbin with a end of days on Seth Rollins. Rollins is down. Uh oh, here comes "The Beast". Lol, Rollins with a low blow on Brock Lesnar. Giving, Seth Rollins some leeway to put "The Beast" to sleep. Seth Rollins with the steel chair paying Brock Lesnar back from Monday night. However, the briefcase was never cashed in. Paul Heyman tripped and drop the briefcase. Brock Lesnar getting what he deserved, leaving here tonight with a possible damaged arm and bruises. LMFAO!
MATCH #02 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE DEMON FINN BALOR DEFEATING ANDRADE
You probaby should of had Charlotte there with you in Jeddah. Maybe if she sucked your dick tonight, it may have given you good luck. I'm sorry Andrade maybe next time Vince McMahon will allow you to bring wifey.
This is the lamest match of the night. I hope people are going to bathroom during this match. "BATHROOM BREAK!" Even if you don't have to use the bathroom. Do anything else but acknowledge this crap. Jerk off, Smoke a blunt, whatever it is. I guarantee you'll enjoy that more than this bullshit.
MATCH #03
SHANE MCMAHON DEFEATS ROMAN REIGNS 🛌 💤
Thanks alot McIntyre, you suck too. 🖕
I heard the bullshit results. I'm glad I wasn't here to see that bullshit. How ironic, this time I actually did go to the bathroom for real, lol. Shane sucks! I can't believe they're going to continue this feud.
This is another bullshit match. This 03 on 01 Handicap match coming up. You can perhaps call this one as well a bathroom break match. Since I've already went to the bathroom on the last match. I'm calling, this match right here "My Blunt Break". Fuck y'all I'm going to get twisted.
MATCH #04
LARS SULLIVAN DEFEAT THE LUCHA HOUSE PARTY by disqualification 🛌 💤
MATCH #05
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT TRIPLE H
You know what would of been awesome. WWE could of stuck it to AEW. Triple H should of entered the match sitting on his throne. Rather than driving his buggy into the arena. Randy Orton doing so well against this old man, lol. It would suck if WWE had it scheduled for Triple H win. I don't know why, Triple H want to relive his glory days. He suck, Triple H is rusty. Can someone bring some oil to loosen him up. Wait, aren't we in Saudi Arabia isn't oil their business. There should be plenty around here, lol. I'm glad for once Triple H didn't allow his ego to determine who should win. Congratulations to Randy Orton.
MATCH #06
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY 🛌 💤
MATCH #07 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
See, this is what I'm talking about. Dolph Ziggler could of been the WWE Champion tonight. Your right, Ziggler "It could of been you" but here's your problem like what happened to Baron Corbin earlier in his match, you need to stay focused on the match and not what's going on around you . The superkick you delivered to Xavier Woods was unnecessary. You have to expect Xavier Woods was going to seek revenge. Your right, Ziggler it could of been you. Stop screwing up and maybe one day it will be you.
Dolph Ziggler so furious, backstage. Ziggler wants a rematch at Stomping Grounds in 02 weeks... "STEEL CAGE!"
Okay, you think it's hot in Jeddah, right now. The 50 man battle royal is about to burn down the house.
MATCH #08 "50 MAN BATTLE ROYAL"
SUNIL
SAMIR
KARL ANDERSON
CURT HAWKINS
BO DALLAS
NO WAY JOSE
TONY NESE
TUCKER KNIGHT
AKAM
RAZAR
IVOR
ERIK
TITUS O'NEILL
BUDDY MURPHY
SHELTON BENJAMIN
LUKE GALLOWS
ZACK RYDER
CURT HAWKINS
CHAD GABLE
APOLLO CRUZ
JINDER MAHAL
OTIS DOZAVICH
XAVIER WOODS
ROWAN
DASH WILDER
SCOTT DAWSON
MATT HARDY
CEDRIC ALEXANDER
SIN CARA
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
RUSEV
BOBBY ROODE
THE MIZ
SOMOA JOE
ALI
RICOCHET
CESARO
ELIAS
MONSOOR, WINNING THE BATTLE ROYAL
Awesome, battle royal tonight. I'm probably off by 10 men. Omg, it was so many men flying around that ring. It's impossible to keep up with all of them. I believe I got a good majority of the participants involved.
Congratulations to Monsoor, Jeddah's own WWE first Saudi Arabian superstar 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
We finally come to the match of night. The dream match between to the wrestling icons, WWE's THE UNDERTAKER squaring off with the man known for his 173 WCW win record, GOLDBERG. THE Undertaker specifically told Goldberg on this past Monday Night Raw. I don't want the homemaker, Goldberg. The Undertaker is looking for the real, Goldberg. The asskicking, Goldberg. Do y'all think, Goldberg can deliver?
MATCH #09 "FIRST TIME EVER"
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT GOLDBERG
Goldberg busted open already. Goldberg kicking out of the tombstone piledriver. Goldberg getting back up on his feet. Goldberg with a spear taking down The Undertaker. Goldberg with a jackhammer on The Undertaker. Now, it's The Undertaker that gets up. Goldberg with an attempt to take down The Undertaker with the tombstone piledriver. The Undertaker finishing off Goldberg with his own move, the jackhammer. This match was bullshit, 11 minutes. You can tell neither opponent couldn't take it anymore that is why the match was so short. It's time guys to finally retire them wrestling boots, particularly The Undertaker. Dude, your like 53 years old. How long can you keep going?
Anyone I know it was a lovely night in Jeddah, Saudia Arabia. Same here in the NYC I'm glad I was apart of this afternoon's event. I had a wonderful Friday afternoon. My only complaint with todays/nights pay per view. I think it was messed up that the ladies of Saudia Arabia weren't allowed to partake in tonight's event. I'm sitting here looking at the screen. All I see is an arena filled with guys. Which probably explains alot on why there weren't any WWE Women superstars here. If you want to count Renee Young as a female superstar for the WWE, you can she was the only here tonight. No other WWE Female Superstar was here. Zelina Vega wasn't even here with Andrade.
The Saudi Arabian government believe very strong in how a lady is suppose to be represented in the world. Maybe not in our world but Saudia Arabia takes pride in establishing a female's position in society.
Jeddah, Saudi Arabia 12:49am
New York, 05:49pm
California, 02:49 pm
Next, WWE Pay Per View Event:
"Stomping Grounds", June 23, 2019
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