Sunday, June 23, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2019 Issue #02 "Stomping Grounds Pay Per View"

Stomping Grounds live tonight at the Tacoma Dome, Tacoma, Washington

Stomping Grounds Kick Off Show Panel:
Jonathan Coachman, Charly Caruso, David Otunga and Booker T

We're getting ready for the Purple brand 205 Live. Tony Nese putting his Cruiserweight Championship on the line in a Triple Threat match.

Kick Off Show Match:
Nigel McGunness, Tom Phillips and Aiden English, 205 Live commentary team are here with us....
"CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW GULAK DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA AND TONY NESE
Akira Tozawa looking to gain a 02X championship reign with the Cruiserweight championship. Drew Gulak out here tonight hoping to gain his first championship in the WWE. He's done it, Drew Gulak knocking out Tony Nese and taking down Akira Tozawa. Drew Gulak, the new face of 205 Live. Drew Gulak finally accomplishing 205 gold.

STOMPING GROUNDS PAY PER VIEW:

Becky Lynch promising the fans that we do not have to wait. The Man kicking off, Stomping Grounds to take care of Lacey Evans.

MATCH #01: "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT LACEY EVANS
We're getting ready for a match between The Man and a Lady. Lacey Evans promising to get rid of the rubbish that surrounds the WWE. Becky Lynch seeing her bluff. Becky Lynch holds on tonight with the Raw Women's Championship. Lacey Evans giving up. A quick tap out due to the disarmor. Once again a Man dominates a Lady.

MATCH #02:
SAMI ZAYN & KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT BIG E & XAVIER WOODS
Big E have yet to tag in. Zayn and Owens having there way with Xavier Woods. Zayn and Owens doing a fantastic thing by keeping Xavier isolated. This is what you call textbook tag team. Xavier Woods finally getting the opportunity. In comes the gamechanger, Big E. The tables have seem to have turned. Sami Zayn is the one now being isolated from Kevin Owens. Big E taking Sami Zayn out of the ring. Kevin Owens with a stunner on Xavier Woods scoring the victory.

I want to say, congratulations to Drew Gulak on winning his first championship here tonight. While we're on the subject of championships. I hope this man in the next match coming up have the same kind of success tonight like Drew Gulak. Ricochet going one on one with Somoa Joe for his first title offense.

MATCH #03: "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
RICOCHET DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Ricochet have been doing an excellent job throughout the match. Somoa Joe getting frustrated because he haven't been capable of putting Ricochet away. Ricochet gonna fly, landing with the 630 splash. We have a new, United States Champion. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #04: "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE PLANET'S CHAMPIONS DEFEAT HEAVY MACHINERY
I'am surprised by the love, Daniel Bryan is receiving tonight in Tacoma. Daniel Bryan who happens to be a Aberdean, hometown hero.
Bryan is down, here comes the caterpillar.
Rowan saving Daniel Bryan.
Otis Dozavich and Rowan going toe to toe.
Daniel Bryan pinning Tucker Knight. Washington keep their Hometown hero in Daniel Bryan followed by Rowan.

MATCH #05: "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY YEAH, YOU GO GURL! 🤟

Aj Styles and The Goode Brothers crashing Ricochet's photo session. Ricochet already receiving his first title shot for the United States Championship. Aj Styles will see Ricochet tomorrow on Raw.

Shane McMahon accompanying Drew McIntyre to the ring.

MATCH #06:
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE
Roman Reigns on his way down the ramp.
Drew McIntyre already with a fight on Roman Reigns before the opening bell. These two going to have it out, outside the ring. The opening bell rings and the match is underway. Shane McMahon staying at ringside with Drew McIntyre.
Roman Reigns having the match in his hand. Shane McMahon dragging out the referee. Shane McMahon looking to do some damage onto Roman Reigns. Right now, it's a two on one assault going on and no referee around. Roman Reigns tossing Shane over the top rope. Roman Reigns with a spear on Drew McIntyre followed by a superman punch. Roman Reigns taking down Drew McIntyre and Shane McMahon tonight.

MATCH #07 "STEEL CAGE MATCH"
"WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT DOLPH  ZIGGLER
This match is a waste of time. I was never big on steel cage matches. Here you have two competitors busting themselves up inside a wired room, willing to do anything for championship victory. Dolph Ziggler is completely wasting his time tonight. We know, he's not leaving Tacoma as the new WWE World Champion.
I proved my point, Kofi Kingston is still WWE World Champion. Dolph Ziggler needs to come to terms with himself and realize, "it wasn't  you".

Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre are so irate. Shane McMahon not letting Roman Reigns go. Shane wants to see how bad Roman Reigns really is. Shane McMahon challenging Roman Reigns to a two on one handicap match tomorrow night on Raw.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SPECIAL HANDPICKED REFEREE COURTESY OF BARON CORBIN.... "LACEY EVANS"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
Lacey Evans doing Baron Corbin's bidding. Lacey Evans being very lackadaisical in this match. Lacey Evans continuing to bark orders at Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins with a clean cut victory over Baron Corbin. Lacey Evans moves in with the slow pin count. Baron Corbin manage to kick out. Lacey Evans screwing Seth Rollins again. Seth Rollins could of had a count out victory. Lacey Evans taking her time counting Baron Corbin back inside the ring. As soon as, Lacey reaches 08 she decides to change the rules. Lacey Evans claiming the rest of this match, "no count outs". Baron Corbin beating the hell out of Rollins with a steel chair. Lacey Evans filing her nails and not paying  attention. Lacey Evans changing the rules again. The match have now been declared, "no disqualification".
Lacey Evans going face to face with Seth Rollins. Lacey Evans slapping Seth Rollins in his face. Baron Corbin with the end of days on Seth Rollins. Lacey Evans with a low blow on Seth Rollins. Becky Lynch coming down the ramp taking care of Lacey Evans and help out her boyfriend, Seth Rollins. A new referee, Don Cone being appointed to the match. It's time now for Seth Rollins to burn it down.

Congratulations tonight on the premiere of Stomping Grounds pay per view. It wasn't that bad like everyone expected. Congratulations tonight to our new title holders, Drew Gulak and Ricochet. Of course, congratulations to the remaining title holders as well. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Next WWE Events....
WWE Extreme Rules Sunday, July 14, 2019
NXT Takeover: Toronto Sat, Aug. 10, 2019
WWE Summerslam, Sun, August 11, 2019
WWE Clash of Champions, September 15, 2019

Friday, June 7, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2019 Issue #01 "WWE Super Showdown"

I've been having a hard time. I got out of work a little early than expected. Today is the day of WWE Super Showdown taking place 07 hours away in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. I wanted to hang around the city a bit and wait to watch today's pay per view at the Legends Bar. The only thing I'm trying to think, is this really worth it. The pay per view is scheduled to begin at 2pm. Which means more than likely there's a kick off show at 1pm. Which is about to begin in 20 minutes.

Right now, the Kick Off Show panel is on. NICE!, to see Renee Young back on the panel along with David Otunga and Charly Caruso. I believe the Kick Off Show is on U.S. soil, broadcasting in the states. Possibly the WWE Headquarters.

"SETH ROLLINS IS HERE!" 🤟 Byron Saxton conducting a interview with Seth Rollins. I'm glad Rollins made it. Rollins stated he isn't 100% but he'll be ready tonight if "The Beast" decides to show up.

Wait, a minute that's not Renee Young. That's Beth Phoenix, BOOOOO!!!! Now you see, why I hate blondes, you can never tell them apart.

I don't know, if you ask me this pay per view isn't a big deal to the United States. I see it  more as an insult to Saudi Arabia. The audience is not going to get their monies worth. The only matches that make a big deal are "Seth Rollins vs Baron Corbin", "Kofi Kingston vs Dolph Ziggler", "The Undertaker vs Goldberg" for the first time ever, totally awesome. 🙌 Now that's what you call a dream match. Other than that I'll probably say, the 50 man battle royal. The lamest match of the night. I don't think I have to tell anyone, y'all know what it is "Roman Reigns vs Shane McMahon". This is such a disrespect to Roman Reigns fighting someone like Shane McMuFFin. After what I've been seeing from the last couple of weeks by Shane, he earned the right to carry the same last name as his father, "MCMUFFIN!"
This is only my opinion but I know there's a few cats out there who agree with me.

Okay, its about to go down now the kick off  show matches. Omg, you serious Michael Cole 101 degrees out there right now. Damn, all I can say is, I'm glad I wasn't born Arabiac, lol.

Coming to you, live from the King Abdullah Arena. We start the first match with The Usos facing The Revivals. The Revivals looking to gain some respect from The Usos. You all know for the past couple of weeks, The Revivals had to deal with The Usos childish behavior towards them.

KICK OFF SHOW:
THE USOS DEFEATING THE REVIVALS
Why am I not surprised. The Revivals keep getting slapped in the face whenever they're involved with The Usos.

SUPER SHOWDOWN PAY PER VIEW:

Seth Rollins doing that Wrestlemania 35 shit again. Okay, Seth I'll let this one slide because perhaps you may actually be injured from what Brock Lesnar did to you on Monday Night. You probaby just want to get this match out of the way, early to give yourself time to rest. Its understandable.

MATCH #01 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEATING BARON CORBIN
Baron Corbin's frustrations towards the referee cost him the match. Baron Corbin with a end of days on Seth Rollins. Rollins is down. Uh oh, here comes "The Beast". Lol, Rollins with a low blow on Brock Lesnar. Giving, Seth Rollins some leeway to put "The Beast" to sleep. Seth Rollins with the steel chair paying Brock Lesnar back from Monday night. However, the briefcase was never cashed in. Paul Heyman tripped and drop the briefcase. Brock Lesnar getting what he deserved, leaving here tonight with a possible damaged arm and bruises. LMFAO!

MATCH #02 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE DEMON FINN BALOR DEFEATING ANDRADE
You probaby should of had Charlotte there with you in Jeddah. Maybe if she sucked your dick tonight, it may have given you good luck. I'm sorry Andrade maybe next time Vince McMahon will allow you to bring wifey.

This is the lamest match of the night. I hope people are going to bathroom during this match. "BATHROOM BREAK!" Even if you don't have to use the bathroom. Do anything else but acknowledge this crap. Jerk off, Smoke a blunt, whatever it is. I guarantee you'll enjoy that more than this bullshit.
MATCH #03
SHANE MCMAHON DEFEATS ROMAN REIGNS 🛌 💤
Thanks alot McIntyre, you suck too. 🖕
I heard the bullshit results. I'm glad I wasn't here to see that bullshit. How ironic, this time I actually did go to the bathroom for real, lol. Shane sucks! I can't believe they're going to continue this feud.

This is another bullshit match. This 03 on 01 Handicap match coming up. You can perhaps call this one as well a bathroom break match. Since I've already went to the bathroom on the last match. I'm calling, this match right here "My Blunt Break". Fuck y'all I'm going to get twisted.

MATCH #04
LARS SULLIVAN DEFEAT THE LUCHA HOUSE PARTY by disqualification 🛌 💤

MATCH #05
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT TRIPLE H
You know what would of been awesome. WWE could of stuck it to AEW. Triple H should of entered the match sitting on his throne. Rather than driving his buggy into the arena. Randy Orton doing so well against this old man, lol. It would suck if WWE had it scheduled for Triple H win. I don't know why, Triple H want to relive his glory days. He suck, Triple H is rusty. Can someone bring some oil to loosen him up. Wait, aren't we in Saudi Arabia isn't oil their business. There should be plenty around here, lol. I'm glad for once Triple H didn't allow his ego to determine who should win. Congratulations to Randy Orton.

MATCH #06
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY 🛌 💤

MATCH #07 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
See, this is what I'm talking about. Dolph Ziggler could of been the WWE Champion tonight. Your right, Ziggler "It could of been you" but here's your problem like what happened to Baron Corbin earlier in his match, you need to stay focused on the match and not what's going on around you . The superkick you delivered to Xavier Woods was unnecessary. You have to expect Xavier Woods was going to seek revenge. Your right, Ziggler it could of been you. Stop screwing up and maybe one day it will be you.

Dolph Ziggler so furious, backstage. Ziggler wants a rematch at Stomping Grounds in 02 weeks... "STEEL CAGE!"

Okay, you think it's hot in Jeddah, right now. The 50 man battle royal is about to burn down the house.

MATCH #08 "50 MAN BATTLE ROYAL"
SUNIL
SAMIR
KARL ANDERSON
CURT HAWKINS
BO DALLAS
NO WAY JOSE
TONY NESE
TUCKER KNIGHT
AKAM
RAZAR
IVOR
ERIK
TITUS O'NEILL
BUDDY MURPHY
SHELTON BENJAMIN
LUKE GALLOWS
ZACK RYDER
CURT HAWKINS
CHAD GABLE
APOLLO CRUZ
JINDER MAHAL
OTIS DOZAVICH
XAVIER WOODS
ROWAN
DASH WILDER
SCOTT DAWSON
MATT HARDY
CEDRIC ALEXANDER

SIN CARA
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
RUSEV
BOBBY ROODE
THE MIZ
SOMOA JOE
ALI
RICOCHET
CESARO
ELIAS
MONSOOR, WINNING THE BATTLE ROYAL
Awesome, battle royal tonight. I'm probably off by 10 men. Omg, it was so many men flying around that ring. It's impossible to keep up with all of them. I believe I got a good majority of the participants involved.
Congratulations to Monsoor, Jeddah's own WWE first Saudi Arabian superstar 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

We finally come to the match of night. The dream match between to the wrestling icons, WWE's THE UNDERTAKER squaring off with the man known for his 173 WCW win record, GOLDBERG. THE Undertaker specifically told Goldberg on this past Monday Night Raw. I don't want the homemaker, Goldberg. The Undertaker is looking for the real, Goldberg. The asskicking, Goldberg. Do y'all think, Goldberg can deliver?

MATCH #09 "FIRST TIME EVER"
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT GOLDBERG
Goldberg busted open already. Goldberg kicking out of the tombstone piledriver. Goldberg getting back up on his feet. Goldberg with a spear taking down The Undertaker. Goldberg with a jackhammer on The Undertaker. Now, it's The Undertaker that gets up. Goldberg with an attempt to take down The Undertaker with the tombstone piledriver. The Undertaker finishing off Goldberg with his own move, the jackhammer. This match was bullshit, 11 minutes. You can tell neither opponent couldn't take it anymore that is why the match was so short. It's time guys to finally retire them wrestling boots, particularly The Undertaker. Dude, your like 53 years old. How long can you keep going?

Anyone I know it was a lovely night in Jeddah, Saudia Arabia. Same here in the  NYC I'm glad I was apart of this afternoon's event. I had a wonderful Friday afternoon. My only complaint with todays/nights pay per view. I think it was messed up that the ladies of Saudia Arabia weren't allowed to partake in tonight's event. I'm sitting here looking at the screen. All I see is an arena filled with guys. Which probably explains alot on why there weren't any WWE Women superstars here. If you want to count Renee Young as a female superstar for the WWE, you can she was the only here tonight. No other WWE Female Superstar was here. Zelina Vega wasn't even here with Andrade.
The Saudi Arabian government believe very strong in how a lady is suppose to be represented in the world. Maybe not in our world but Saudia Arabia takes pride in establishing a female's position in society.

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia 12:49am
New York, 05:49pm
California, 02:49 pm

Next, WWE Pay Per View Event:
"Stomping Grounds", June 23, 2019