Friday, November 2, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2018 Issue #01 "Crown Jewel Pay Per View"

I can't believe I'm doing this, I just got off of work. I'm actually walking over to The Legends Bar to watch the Crown Jewel Pay Per View, LMFAO

WHAT THE FUCK IS, HE DOING HERE. Oh my fuckin' God, Hulk Hogan kicking off Crown Jewel. Lol, you can't be serious.

1ST ROUND OF WORLD CUP TOURNAMENT:
REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
Rey Mysterio just beaten Randy Orton. As you can see, Randy Orton isn't pleased. Randy Orton looking to make Rey Mysterio pay for it. Randy Orton continuing with the assault on Rey Mysterio making sure he doesn't make it to the semifinal round.

THE MIZ DEFEAT JEFF HARDY

SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY

DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT KURT ANGLE

Okay, I'm sour 🙁 seriously pancakes in Saudi Arabia, leave it up to The New Day to spoil my TGIF moment.

       "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE BAR & THE BIG SHOW DEFEAT THE NEW DAY

2ND ROUND OF WORLD CUP TOURNAMENT:
THE MIZ DEFEAT REY MYSTERIO
Okay, look like The Miz have no choice but to win the finals now. The Miz already lost his employment with Monday Night Raw.
Remember what, Shane McMahon said, on Tuesday Night Smackdown "If a Smackdown superstar loses in the World Cup Tournament, they'll be terminated from Smackdown." The Miz have to win the finals or else where will he go.

I'm not even going to lie to you, the matches been so great during the World Cup Tournament I totally forgot there are championship matches taking place later on. This pay per view been so awesome, they should have just focused it on the World Cup Tournament.

DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
What an upset!

       "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
I'm getting sick and tired of Aj Styles and Somoa Joe. Okay I get it, the WWE Universe are morons and they love this bullshit repeatedly. Somoa Joe isn't the only noteworthy competitor on Smackdown.

Baron Corbin, coming out carrying the Universal Championship. Baron Corbin with a cheap shot on Braun Strowman utilizing the Universal Championship across his face.

        "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN
BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!, that was so horrible. Brock Lesnar eliminated Braun Strowman with 05 F5s. Brock Lesnar recapturing the Universal Championship. All, Braun Strowman got to do was deliver one kick onto Lesnar. Seriously that's how you treat Braun Strowman.

Shane McMahon comes out to be near the commentary section to make sure, Smackdown wins this afternoon.

This is an interesting match. We have two superstars from Cleveland, Ohio via Hollywood, California.

The Miz attacking Dolph Ziggler, before the first bell. The Miz and Dolph Ziggler going at one another. The Miz have been removed from the match due to an injury. The Miz refusing to forfeit. Shane's not going to let The Miz forfeit either. Shane exerted himself into the match.

FINAL ROUND OF WORLD CUP TOURNAMENT:
SHANE O'MAC DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER

Now, it's time for the old fogies to close out the pay per view 💤 YAWN!!! It is now, 3:16pm we're supposed to be getting ready for the main event for the next 44 minutes. Lord, help me, smh 🙁

D-GENERATION X DEFEAT THE BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION
DX, winning why am I not surprised. PUKE!! 🤮
Like no one didn't know that was going to happen.

Like I mentioned earlier, in this pay per view. WWE should of kept this about the World Cup and the World Cup only. Those other matches ruined the concept of the pay per view and tournament.

Now, that this bullshit is over. I can go home and get some sleep. Never, am I doing that again.

Next, Wrestling Events coming:
NXT War Games Sat., November 17th
WWE Survivor Series Sun., November 18th
ROH (Rings Of Honor) FRI., December 14th
WWE Live December 26th @ Madison Sq Garden
WWE Live December 27th @ Nassau Coliseum

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