Saturday, January 27, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2018 Issue #01 "NXT TAKEOVER Philadelphia

Kicking off tonight, getting ready for the Royal Rumble weekend. We are at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, PA for tonight's pay per view. And, what away to kick off tonight's pay per view with none other than Paul Ellering's own lawyers, judges and executioners known as the, Authors of Pain. AOP, looking to retrieve the NXT tag team championships from the team that been stirring up chaos, The Undisputed Era.

MATCH #01 "NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE UNDISPUTED ERA DEFEAT THE AUTHORS OF PAIN

I want everyone to repeat after me. VELVETTEEN VELVETTEEN VELVETTEEN VELVETTEEN VELVETTEEN VELVETTEEN VELVETTEEN VELVETTEEN VELVETTEEN
The Velvetteen Dream that's all this superstar wants, is for someone to say his name. Velvetteen Dream have a match scheduled with one of NXT finest, Kassius OhNo. I hope the Velvetteen Dream knows what he gotten himself into. Velvetteen Dream, love em or hate em. I admire a man with spunk and tenacity. VELVETTEEEEEN!!!!!

MATCH #02
VELVETTEEN DREAM DEFEAT KASSIUS OHNO

Ember Moon willing to put her title on the line if it will stop an NXT bully that goes by the name of Shayna Baszler. Shayna Baszler is only her to let everyone know, she earned it. Baszler have high hopes when the title is concerned.

MATCH #03 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
EMBER MOON DEFEAT SHAYNA BASZLER
Baszler have done some damage to Ember Moon's left arm. Officials looking to  possibly stop the match. Ember Moon still wants to fight. Baszler doing more damage to the left arm of Ember Moon. Ember Moon not willing to submit. Shayna Baszler is not very happy about her loss. Baszler have SNAPPED! Baszler seeking action, after the match taken down a weakened Ember Moon.

This next match just reeks of Philadelphia, an extreme rules match. ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW 

This is going to be an awesome match. I'm totally unbias for this one. I got nothing but love and respect for both competitors, Adam Cole and Aleister Black. All I could say, may the best man win.

MATCH #04 "EXTREME RULES MATCH"
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT ADAM COLE
Adam Cole playing a friend game of baseball on Aleister Black's ribs.
This is some bullshit, my tablet went out in the middle of the match. What the FUCK? I got to fix this before the match ends. This better not happen during the Rumble, tomorrow. Okay, I got my tablet back on and running. Good the match is still going.👍🏽 I thought I lost this.
Aliester Black nearly had the pin on Adam Cole. Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly coming to the aide of Adam Cole. Sanity haven't forgotten about the Undisputed Era. Sanity out here settling old business. 👏👏👏👏 Yes, indeed what a match. We had tables, ladders, chairs, trash cans, kendu sticks and most importantly "ALEISTER BLACK!" 👏👏👏👏👏

The NXT crowd, welcoming their latest signing "EC3"

If there is any man in NXT who deserve to be the NXT World Champion, it's this man.... Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling, Johnny Wrestling.

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
ANDRADE "CIEN" ALMAS DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO
Johnny Gargano just have one thing to prove tonight. He is not a doubting man. He is not the man you can look upon and second guess his ability. Johnny Gargano is here to silence all you doubters. The one's who said he'll never make it this far. Gargano belongs there. It's Andrade "Cien" Almas who do not belong there, him and his manager Zelina Vega. Those two are nothing more than a Eddie Guerrero/Vicky Guerrero rip off.🖕
No titles change hands, this evening. I hope NXT close out with a happy ending.
Zelina Vega getting worried over her client. Right now, NXT is in overtime. We have yet to pin a new winner of the NXT World Championship. Both, competitors can barely stand.
Zelina Vega with a hurricarana on Johnny Gargano.
Out of nowhere our latest addition to the NXT roster Candace LeRae (Johnny Gargano's wife) have seen enough. She's going after Zelina Vega.
☹ This wasn't the happy ending I was referring too. Seeing, Andrade "Cien" Almas leave Philadelphia tonight still the NXT Champion, blows.

As if things couldn't get anymore worse.
Tomasa Champa assaulting Johnny Gargano on the back with one of his crutches. I can't believe this asshole is back. Where the hell he's been all these months? He's been saving himself to embarrass his former partner all over again. Every match tonight was totally awesome except for the main event. This is how I feel about tonight's main event. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Tomorrow Night, join us back here at the Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, Pa for WWE ROYAL RUMBLE introducing first time ever, 30 female royal rumble.

Catch, NXT every Wednesday night on the WWE APP @ 8pm

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