Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2016 Issue #04 "WWE 30th Survivor Series Nov. 20th, 2016"

KICK OFF SHOW:

It's about time, we're getting ready to start. I'm getting tired of all this Smack table talk . Bring in the Cruiserweights now.

K.O. SHOW MATCH #01
01. NOAH DAR, RICH SWANN & TJ PERKINS DEFEAT DEFEAT ARIYIRI DAIVARI, DREW GULAK & TONY NESE
                            "6 Man Cruiserweight Match"
I love it, Perkins totally awesome, screw the referee.

"WWE 205 LIVE PREMIERES, TUES., NOVEMBER 29TH!"

Our next match thats about to go down, "IS THE BATTLE OF THE BIG MEN!" Luke Harper and Kane. Kane, finally looking for some retribution. Two big monsters inside the ring. It gives you a preview of what's coming later between Goldberg and Broc Lesnar. 
Luke Harper surprises me with his athleticism. Unfortunately, he still can't dominate Kane. Kane merges victorious with the choke slam.

K.O. SHOW MATCH #02
02. KANE DEFEAT LUKE HARPER

SURVIVOR SERIES:

Oh that's right, kicking it off with my girl Bayley, Wooooo. Bayley, I want a hug, xoxoxo. The Raw women team are going to come out first.

It look like Nikki Bella won't be joining the SmackDown team. She's been taken out of action. The doctor won't clear her for tonight. Natalya asking to be her replacement. Daniel Bryan grants her, okay. Why is it that someone always hit, Nikki Bella in the back of the head.

LOL, Nia Jax dismantling SmackDown women's yelling, "Done, get me another one!"

MATCH #01
TEAM RAW WOMEN DEFEAT TEAM SMACKDOWN WOMEN
Carmella eliminated by Alicia Foxx
Alicia Foxx eliminated by Alexa Bliss
Naomi eliminated by Nia Jax. Nia Jax launched Naomi head first into the floor. Naomi wasn't able to make the 10 count.
Sasha Banks eliminated by Natalya
Natalya eliminated by Charlotte
Becky Lynch and Alexa Bliss are the last two left from Team SmackDown. The two rivals in the ring still cannot get along.
Nia Jax eliminated by Becky Lynch. Nia Jax didn't leave so easy not without letting Becky pay for it.
Alexa Bliss eliminated by Charlotte
Becky Lynch is the only one left now for Team SmackDown. She's up against Raw's team Charlotte and Bayley.
Becky Lynch eliminated by Bayley
Charlotte and Bayley still standing. Well, at least Bayley was still standing. Charlotte letting her know, who's the boss and now I don't need you anymore. It's back to business.

Of course, Maryse isn't going to be band from ringside during this match. I know, I like SmackDown more than Raw but for this match I'll stand by Raw on the strength of Sami Zayn. I know, it would suck if SmackDown lose a title tonight but I'm not going to back that dooch bag, The Miz.

MATCH #02
THE MIZ DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN
                 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"

Maryse rang the bell to confuse Sami Zayn. Zayn thought it was a victory and began celebrating. The Miz took advantage with a pin, holding Zayn down by the crutch for support.
I guess, I shouldn't be too mad at The Miz. At least the title is coming back to SmackDown and where it belongs.

OMG, are they going to talk before the match. I swear, Enzo & Cass.... "I'll be part of your couple of haters!" I don't know, who's worst Enzo and Cass or The New Day, smh!! I can't stand Raw's bogus entertainers.

MATCH #03
TEAM RAW TAG TEAM DEFEAT TEAM SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM
Fandango eliminated by Kofi Kingston
The New Day eliminated by The Usos, so early in the match. The Usos showing The New Day who's boss. Eliminated the Team Captains at the beginning of the match.
The Hype Bros eliminated by Gallows and Anderson
Shining Stars eliminated by American Alpha
American Alpha eliminated by Gallows and Anderson
Gallows and Anderson eliminated by Heath Slater & Rhyno
Heath Slater & Rhyno eliminated by Enzo & Cass
Enzo & Cass eliminated by The Usos
The final two teams  remaining, The Usos, Sheamus & Cesaro.
The Usos eliminated by Sheamus and Cesaro

LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA

If everything goes well in this match that title and division will be debuting here on Tuesday night.
I see, the mind games have started with Brian Kendrick.
Kalisto with the first move.

A spanish fly off the ring apron, both men are down. That's what's up!!!! Kalisto keep hesitating too much it's costing him the match.
Kendrick with the Captain hook locked in on Kalisto. Kalisto manage to escape, making it to the bottom of the rope.
I notice, Kalisto keep holding onto his side.
What kind of pants are Kendrick wearing? Are those some type of rainbow camouflage tights, lol. They look fruity, lol.

MATCH #04
BRIAN KENDRICK Vs KALISTO
                  "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"

Oh no, what the fuck is he doing.... He just ruined it for us. Baron Corbin attacking, both Brian Kendrick and Kalisto. Referee called for the bell, match have been disqualified. Brian Kendrick remain the Cruiserweight Champion. I know, Kendrick probably don't care at this point, as long as his title and division stay on Raw. I wouldn't be surprised if Brian Kendrick sends Baron Corbin a thank you text for that attack.

MATCH #05
TEAM SMACK DOWN DEFEAT TEAM RAW

Now it's about time, Team Raw Vs Team SmackDown. This is what I've been waiting for, LOL. Come on now, it's time to get it started.
Aj Styles and Kevin Owens going to start off the match. A little fantasy match feeling. "Champion Vs Champion", I could dig it.
It's been about 15 minutes so far and no one have been eliminated yet. It look like Aj Styles and Dean Ambrose doing well. Oops, I spoke to soon. I knew, they're partnership couldn't last.
Dean Ambrose getting the crap kicked out of him by Braun Strowman and Aj Styles is doing nothing but standing there and watching.
Dean Ambrose eliminated by Braun Strowman. Thanks alot, Aj.

This is what everyone wanted to see, the face to face between Bray Wyatt and Braun Strowman.
Randy Orton, RKO Strowman on the announce table. Shane flying off the ring post, threw the table with an elbow onto Strowman. Shane, put his self on line to destroy, Braun Strowman. Strowman still had a little bit of  life left in him to try and make it, before the 10 count. James Ellesworth preventing that from happening by holding onto Strowman's leg. Braun Strowman wasn't happy, neither was James Ellesworth once he got his hands on him.

Shane, still looking badly damaged in the ring. He haven't gotten up to his feet since being tossed back in the ring. He does look like, he has a little bit of life left inside of him.

Kevin Owens got disqualified by using the list. He destroyed, Chris Jericho's list. Jericho, he deserve to have people chant, "STUPID IDIOT!" He is one. I can't believe, Jericho worrying about his stupid list than the match because of that Randy Orton was able to land an RKO onto him.
Chris Jericho eliminated by Randy Orton. I feel good, Smack Down on top, right now.

Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins looking to do some redecorating around the ringside. Dean Ambrose, came back to ringside after he been eliminated. Ambrose seeking some vengeance and punishment for Aj Styles ego and stupidity. That triggered a magical, Shield Reunion. Remember, it was 4 yrs ago on this same exact pay per view, where The Shield was born. Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins assisting in the assaults on Aj Styles and the dashing threw the announce table.
Aj Styles eliminated by The Shield

The match is coming to the ending. We are now down to, two on two Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins verses Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton. The party is about to get more interesting, we have a crasher named Luke Harper joining the fun.
Seth Rollins eliminated by Bray Wyatt
Roman Reigns eliminated by Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton took a bullet for Bray Wyatt. Never have I been this proud of The Wyatt Family, before CONGRATULATIONS!!!

MATCH #06
BILL GOLDBERG DEFEAT BROC LESNAR
WHAT A QUICK WIN? I don't have any pity for Broc Lesnar but this match sucked. This is bullshit, you know this match was rigged. I'am happy, Goldberg won tonight. Broc Lesnar hardly did anything. Two spears and one jack hammer by Goldberg and the match is over. You can't be serious. I can't be serious. I can't believe I'm actually defending Broc Lesnar but let's face it this match wasn't what we all expected. I was expecting a whole lot more and I believe the whole world was too. This isn't nothing. The real, big winner here is still Broc Lesnar. I wonder, how much Vince McMahon paid Broc Lesnar for tonight's dive.

NEXT, WWE EVENTS:
SMACKDOWN : TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS, DEC. 04, 2016
RAW: ROADBLOCK, DEC. 18, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2016 Issue #03 "NXT TAKEOVER TORONTO" NOV. 19th

What a "GLORIOUS" way to kick off tonight's pay per view, NXT Takeover Toronto. HALLELUJAH!!!!

MATCH #01
Bobby Roode defeat Tye Dillinger
What's the matter with Tom Philips? He can't pronounce Bobby Roode name or something. I keep hearing him say, Bobby Roone, lol.

The final match of the Dusty Rhodes Tournament getting ready to take place between the last finalists of TM61 and Authors of Pain.  Before, this match can get underway. Paul Ellering must be placed inside of a cage to be dangled above the ring during the operation of the match. This have been an request of William Regal. He's not trying to have any type of interruptions.

MATCH #02/FINAL MATCH TO THE DUSTY RHODES TOURNAMENT
Authors of Pain defeat TM61
The winners of the Dusty Rhodes Plastic Cup
Triple H and William Regal, joining the Authors of Pain inside of the ring to issue the Dusty Rhodes Plastic Cup and pose for photographs.

MATCH #03/2 OUT OF 3 FALLS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
DIY defeat The Revival
The Revival scored their first fall pinning Johnny Gargano.
DIY, with several attempts and calls have finally scored the second fall.
DIY, scored the third fall with a double pin count on Dash n Dawson.
DIY, THE NEW NXT CHAMPIONS
You guys, y'all finally killed the curse of Brooklyn.

She's back! Mickie James is happy to be back. She got her eyes on, Asuka. She look like, she's looking at that title more.

MATCH #04/NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Asuka defeat Mickie James
I'm feeling the bogus mind games between one another.
Mickie James looks slow. I know, she haven't wrestled in awhile but that isn't a excuse. Mickie James did manage to turn things around. Mickie James, although she isn't leaving here with the NXT Women's Championship. She is still putting on an incredible fight up against Asuka. This was a good match between Mickie James and Asuka. I just didn't expect Mickie James to tap out in the arm lock and cost her a victory.

MATCH #05/NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Somoa Joe defeat Shinsuke Nakamura 
SOMOA JOE, "KING OF STRONGSTYLE", THE NEW 2X NXT CHAMPION!
There seems to be alot of power taking place during this match. For some reason, it isn't doing Somoa Joe any good. Joe keep wondering, what will it take. Shinsuke Nakamura is not giving up. Which is good, I don't want, Nakamura to give up. Even on a injured knee throughout this match. It wasn't till the beginning of the match, Somoa Joe tried  damages on Nakamura's knee. Somoa Joe showing, No Mercy with the low blow and the landing on the back of Nakamura onto the steelsteps. Somoa Joe getting an opportunity with the muscle buster. What a horrible win. Somoa Joe taking back, what was rightfully his. BOOOOO!!!

NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA
NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA
NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA
NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2016 Issue #02 "NXT TAKEOVER LIVE @ MSG NOV. 16th"

On my way to enjoying a night filled with blood, sweat and NAKAMURAA LOVE!!!! NXT join us once again in our beautiful City of New York. Taking place this evening, live at Madison Square Garden. I can not wait. I' am psyched for tonight's event. This happen to be my first NXT live show that I'm attending. I finally get a chance to watch NXT live in New York City with no WWE interference to choose in between.

I left a little bit early from my crib. I know how these shows go down. People like to get there early, to get their seat and take care of their concession stand obligations. I'm good on the concessions stands. I ate, before I left the crib. The only thing interesting that you can probably get me to copp, will probably be a, "Perfect 10 Tye Dillinger T-shirt". Other than that I'm good on the concession stand bullshit.

I can not wait until I get there. I'm looking forward to Saturday nights performance, as well. NXT Takeover: Toronto, this Saturday on the WWE network. I'm looking forward to the nights main events on Saturday. NXT World Champion, Shinsuke Nakamura defends his title against Somoa Joe. Also, I have my eyes set on the NXT Women's Champion, Asuka who defends her title against one of my favorite/baddest knockouts, sports entertainment ever seen. Mickie James making a one night appearance, maybe one night. We'll see if its one night. If, Mickie James go home as the new champion.
"WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE?" "ASUKA OR MICKIE" "WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE?" "ASUKA OR MICKIE" "WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE?" "ASUKA OR MICKIE" "WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE?"
"ASUKA OR MICKIE", "WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE?", "ASUKA OR MICKIE", "WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE", "ASUKA OR MICKIE"

I talk alot of shit on some of these wrestling websites. I hope no one here recognize my face from facebook. I' am not in the mood to get into any scubble.

This is hot, NXT live in Madison Square Garden. Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to take part in the concession stand. Okay I lied, my bad, lol. I just took advantage of the Somoa Joe and Shinsuke Nakamura promo shirts. Considering that's all they had in my size. They didn't have any of the Tye Dillinger T-shirt in my size.

Seriously, we actually had to remove our caps and rise for that. You know the national anthem. How lame? Especially, when come January 20, 2017 our pompass ass president-elect, Donald Trump will be enogerated, smh. These are the things that happen when you come on time.

First up for the  night, Rusty Jabbz sing along with me NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE,  LMAO. This is going to be a fun night.

MATCH #01
NO WAY JOSE DEFEAT RODERICK STRONG
Alright, NXT starting off with a good start. Nice win, very nice win for No Way Jose. I see, we have a couple of visitors with us here tonight. I see, Shane O'Mac taking a break from his Survival Series training. He's bringing the little ones out this evening to watch some real wrestling. Our other visitors is this, No Way Jose look alike in the front row jamming long side the real, Jose.

Look who are here, NXT's streetwalkers, Peyton Royce and Billie Kay joining us this evening.

MATCH #02
PEYTON ROYCE AND BILLIE KAY DEFEAT LIV MORGAN AND DARIA BERENATO

LMAO, that was some hilarious bashing going on....
"DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" :DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" Drift way to the drifter. Tonight's audience was on fire. Totally awesome!

MATCH #03
ONEY LARCEN DEFEAT ELIAS SAMSON THE DRIFTER
The sad part the drifter actually lost the match. Maybe, he should consider the crowd's advice and "DRIFT AWAY!" LOL

MATCH #04
TM61 DEFEAT SANITY
This was a another sick match, pinning NXT's Pretty boys, TM61 up against NXT's Looney Tunes, Sanity. We all know Sanity weren't going to be good sports over their loss. Taking out an attack on TM61. God bless, this man in so many ways. I see, why he's the PERFECT 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10  10 10 10
I can go on for days. 10 10 10 10, 10 LOL.

MATCH #05
TYE DILLINGER DEFEAT ERIC YOUNG

INTERMISSION

This was crazy, right here. It look like Bobby Roode may have found his calling. You would think something like that by the reaction of the audience. I never heard nor seen a response toward Bobby Roode like this. Lol, I don't think the audience at Impact gave Bobby Roode, this much love. The repetitive theme song being song Impromptu by the fans, over and over. "GLORIOUS I WILL BE THERE BE, I WILL BE THERE UNTIL I'M VICTORIOUS..... It was crazy up in there. The way everyone was singing. It sounded like a chorusline, lol.

MATCH #06
BOBBY ROODE DEFEAT CEDRIC ALEXANDER

ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA LOL, she's a another one. I can chant her name non stop. Incredible, unbelievable, unbeatable superstar. I'm looking forward to the  NXT Women's Championship against Mickie James, this Saturday. I wish it took place this evening. I know there's alot of guys who agree with me. Who wouldn't of wanted that match here this evening. I would like to thank, Corey Graves for our, NXT Grand prize for all of us. Tonight everyone is lucky enough. Once again to enjoy the last year's, NXT Women's Championship. Where  Bayley defeated Sasha Banks and became the new, NXT Women's champion. Of course, Asuka defeated Bayley and she's been holding that title for over a year.

MATCH #07
ASUKA DEFEAT NICKY CROSS AND EMBER MOON

Okay it's about that time for the blood, the sweat, the "NAKAMURAAAA!!!!"   You can feel the love inside the building. This brother is awesome and an definite crowd pleaser. He's a waste of time on NXT. Shane let's keep it real. We all know, why your really here. Your looking for that new face to run the place. I don't blame you, Shane I'm getting sick and tired of Aj Styles too, lol. Through the course of the match, you just heard me chanting, "SIGN HIM, SHANE!" "SIGN HIM, SHANE!", "SIGN HIM, SHANE!" "SIGN HIM, SHANE!", "SIGN HIM, SHANE!"
I'm serious, Shane, Shinsuke Nakamura needs to be the man of SmackDown. And, the new face running the place.

MATCH #08/MAIN EVENT
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA & DIY DEFEAT SOMOA JOE & THE REVIVAL

Oh man, what an awesome night. I'm dead serious. I had such a fantastic time. So much was taking place. These are the things I love and get out of wrestling live shows and audiences. The intense yelling and shouting for their favorite superstars. What I love the most is thorough bashing at heel superstars. You just do not know what to expect from their mouthes. You just don't know what that feeling does to me. The cruelty of the derogatory language that comes from the audience mouthes. Totally awesome!

I just want to thank NXT and WWE for a wonderful night. Most definitely! Y'all definitely make it happen. I just want to thank Shane O'Mac, Corey Graves, William Regal, Triple H even though he was the only one who stayed backstage, smh. I still thank him. Everyone that came out tonight had a great time.

"NXT TAKEOVER: TORONTO THIS SAT., NOV. 19TH ON THE WWE NETWORK @ 8"

"WWE SURVIVOR SERIES THIS SUN., NOV. 20TH ON THE WWE NETWORK SPECIAL START TIME @ 7"

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2016 Issue #01 "Tulip Fever"

I guarantee you, there will be many people who may or may not be suspicious about tonight's screening of the film "Tulip Fever". I admit I happen to be one of them people. I wasn't sure, what I've be expecting during tonight's broadcast here at AMC Lincoln Center Theater. I would like to say, "I am glad I trusted my own instant and decided to give the film a chance." I wasn't disappointed at all with what I ve seen this evening. However that doesn't mean tonight's film screening premiere of "Tulip Fever" is an blockbuster hit. Don't get me wrong tonight's film is a good movie. It's just that I don't see the movie, "Tulip Fever" in the theaters. This film happen to look more suitable for DVDs. The whole time I sat inside the theater viewing this screening of tonight's film. I couldn't help but imagine that Blockbuster Video period and coming across similar films on the shelves like these.

Starring in tonight's film screening:

01. Christoph Waltz as Cornelis Sandvoort
02. Alicia Vikander as Sophia
03. Holliday Grainger as Maria (Sophia's maid)
04. Dane DeHaan as Jan Van Loos (the artist)
05. Jack O'Connell as Willem (Maria's Lover)
06. Judi Dench as The Abbess of St. Ursula (the nun)
07. Zach Galifianakis as Gerrit (Jan's servant)
08. Matthew Morrison as Mattheus (Jan's friend)
09. Tom Hollander as Dr Sorgh

The film is set in Amsterdam, 1634. The script is being narrated by actress, Holliday Grainger who stars as, Maria. Maria is Sophia's maid and best friend and a young woman who have here eyes set on goals in making a family. During these times woman were treated with lots of insults and disrespect. There weren't too many things a female can do except attend home and nurture children. Bearing a child was a big deal to Maria and it was something she really wanted.

Then, there's Christoph Waltz starring as, Cornelis Sandvoort. Cornelis is the husband of Sophia. The Sandvoort tried to conceive for a child. Having a child was something Cornelis may have possibly wanted more than Sophia. Sophia was unable to proceed with her duties.

This is where, Maria comes in. Maria have gotten pregnant by her lover, Willem  (Jack O'Connell). However, Maria was anything but excited. She was more worried than excited. She couldn't help but to think what Cornelis would do if he found out. She feared for the lost of her job and current residence. That was another thing I found interesting in 1634, maids weren't allowed to have children. Maria couldn't even date her boyfriend. She's seeing the love of her life behind Cornelis Sandvoort's back.

Alicia Vikander starring as, Sophia Sandvoort she may have been married to Cornelis but she wasn't in love with Cornelis. Sophia understood what Maria was going through. She always had Maria's back. Now, this was that part of the film that turned everything around. Sophia wanted to hide Maria's pregnancy from Cornelis. Sophia took advantage, she knew how much Cornelis wanted a baby. Sophia make believe that the pregnancy was hers for Cornelis sake, up until the date  of delivery.

There is so much more to "Tulip Fever"  than what I wrote. I'm just giving you the run down of what to expect when the movie officially come to theaters.