Sunday, September 20, 2015

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER SEPTEMBER 2015 ISSUE #02 "WWE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!"

NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, LIVE TONIGHT AT THE TOYOTA CENTER, HOUSTON, TEXAS.

MATCH #01
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT RYBACK
The new, Intercontinental Champion, Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens first title in WWE. The rake of Ryback's eyes capturing his victory.

MATCH #02
DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT RUSEV
Shoeless, Summeraye was banned from ringside, LOL! Costing Rusev the match. Rusev have left without Summeraye. Dolph Ziggler have left without Summeraye. Bye, bye bimbo, lol.

MATCH #03
THE DUDLEY BOYZ DEFEAT THE NEW DAY BY DISQUALIFICATION. Xavier Woods was making sure that The Dudley Boyz weren't going to walk out of tonight's arena with their titles.
WHAT HAPPEN TO SAVE THE TABLES? All of a sudden The New Day with an attempt to rip off The Dudley Boyz trademark. The Dudley Boyz having their last laugh on The New Day. Xavier Woods, paid for it.

MATCH #04
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT NIKKI BELLA
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, it finally happened. Nikki Bella tapped out to Charlotte's figure four lock coming off of her bad knee. Ending, Nikki's record on her 301th day. THANK YOU, CHARLOTTE!!! I COULD KISS YOU .
I have tears of joy as I type, this. Oh man, y'all don't know how much that BITCH, Nikki got on my nerves.
Ric Flair is soooo proud of his lil' girl.

MATCH #05
BRAY WYATT, LUKE HARPER & BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE, ROMAN REIGNS & CHRIS JERICHO
Chris Jericho the mystery partner for Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose.
Chris Jericho faded..... Jericho will look back on this tonight and realize. He made a mistake. Roman Reigns had everything working in motion until Jericho decides to tag himself in. Chris Jericho is disappointed by the loss of the match. Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns showing their gratitude towards Jericho. Chris Jericho is being Chris Jericho. He doesn't care. We can sit here and blame Chris Jericho alnight. What you should be asking yourself is, "HOW DO YOU STOP, BRAUN STROWMAN?"

Let's be honest, Rollins is not losing both titles in one night. A man with a huge ego like Seth Rollins could care less if he lost the United States Championship that mean very little to him. However, I can't see Seth Rollins agreeing with WWE HQ to lose his WWE World Heavy Weight title tonight. We don't know when that man is going to give it up. I hope it's soon because like Nikki Bella, his bitch ass get on my nerves just as much or more.... smh.
MATCH #06
JOHN CENA DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
John Cena always chasing after, Ric Flair. WWE Universe say, hello to our 5X United States Champion. Ric Flair who once held the United States Championship 6X's.

MATCH #07
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT STING
DUH!!!  This was a no brainer. Anyone who betted against Rollins need to have their brain checked. I never, ever thought I would be saying that for Seth Rollins but everyone who knows me. Know that I speak the truth. I'm just glad Seth Rollins was able to get what he deserves in the end with WWE's special surprise. Oh I loved it. It made my dick hard. Seeing the return of the Demon Kane seek revenge on the bastard Rollins. I admit neither, Sting or Sheamus manage to capture the WWE World Heavy Weight Title. Knowing that Seth Rollins won't be leaving the Toyota Center in a pleasant mood makes me feel good. "DEMON KANE IS BACK" "NO MORE COOPERATE BULLSHIT!!!"

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