Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2023 Issue #02 "NXT NO MERCY!"

NXT No Mercy, going down this evening in Bakersfield, California. Bakersfield that sounds cool. I'm not sure how popular the city is. I'm not familiar with the WWE ever performing an event in Bakersfield. 

Whether I've heard of the town or not. I do know one thing its going to be NO MERCY in Bakersfield. 

Tonight who are we expecting to get No Mercy. Corbin show No Mercy on Bron Breakker. Or, shall I call him Bum Breakker now. Bron Breakker is such a disappointment to the NXT audience. 

I have another one, Butch show No Mercy to Noam Dar. Get as many points as you can in the NXT Heritage Cup match. Defeat that cockaroach and bring the NXT Heritage Cup to Smackdown. 

Dominik Mysterio suck, he needs to lose that North American Championship. Trick Williams isn't defeating Dominik even with the help of Dragon Lee, as special guest referee. You know Senor, Damien Priest and Fin Balor will be at No Mercy tonight. The only thing, Trick Williams can do is, "WHUP DAT DOM!" "WHUP DAT DOM!" "WHUP DAT DOM!" "WHUP DAT DOM!" LMAO!

As far as these other matches. 🥱

Becky Lynch holding on. 

Carmelo Hayes holding on. I'll be surprised plus happy if Ilja Dragunov defeat Carmelo Hayes but that's not happening.

The only match I may have some interest. The fatal four way for the NXT Tag Team Championship with Tony D'Angelo and Stacks, The Creed Brothers, OTM and Angelo Garza and Humberto Carillo. I think, Tony D'Angelo and Stacks may hold on. 

Kelani Jordan vs Blair Davenport 🥱 

If she wants to impress the NXT and the main roster audience. Now that Dana Brooke is no longer with NXT. Ms Jordan better represent Dana Brooke tonight. 

Whatever happens tonight, I want you to show your opponent "NO MERCY!"

KICK OFF SHOW: 

Kelani Jordan getting ready to showcase her skillz. She want to do this alone. 

BLAIR DAVENPORT DEFEAT KELANI JORDAN 

Gigi Dolan from behind attacking Blair Davenport. They were suppose to have a match tonight. Gigi Dolan getting a little payback on Blair Davenport from Tuesday night. 

No Mercy getting ready to start. They're setting it off. Our first match with these two to continue from Tuesday night, Baron Corbin verses Bron Breakker.

MATCH #01

BARON CORBIN DEFEAT BRON BREAKKER 

This match was a brutal match. These two fought around the ring and in the audience for ten minutes until the bell finally rang. 

MATCH #02 

"NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"

TRICK WILLIAMS DEFEAT DOMINIK MYSTERIO

Special Guest Referee: Dragon Lee 

GIVE IT UP TO TRICK WILLIAMS, "HE WHUP DAT TRICK!", "WHUP DAT TRICK!" "WHUP DAT TRICK!" "WHUP DAT TRICK!" CONGRATULATIONS TO TRICK WILLIAMS! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿  

Even with all of Dominik tricks and tom foolery. He still couldn't retain his championship. I feel bad for Dirty Dom. He really cannot fight a single competition without his mami. Oh I'm so sorry, Doufus Dominik.

MATCH #03 - FATAL FOUR WAY 

"NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 

TONY D'ANGELO & STACKS DEFEAT THE CREED BROS, OTM AND ANGELO GARZA & HUMBERTO CARILLO 

Another hardcore match with eight superstars out for the gold. Anyone of these teams have the potential to be the next NXT Tag Team Champions. I'am glad that Tony D'Angelo and Stacks held on the tag team championships 

MATCH #04 - NXT HERITAGE CUP 

BUTCH 

round 01 - 00

round 02 - 00

round 03 - 01

round 04 - 00

round 05 - 00

round 06 - 00

NOAM DAR 

round 01 - 00

round 02 - 01

round 03 - 00

round 04 - 00

round 05 - 00

round 06 - 01

Round 06, Gallus coming out and interfering in the match, attacking Tyler Bates and Butch. Noam Dar taking advantage to score the win and retain his NXT Heritage Cup. 

MATCH #05 

"NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

ILJA DRAGUNOV DEFEAT CARMELO HAYES 

This match right here can go either way. I have my money on Ilja Dragunov. Ilja Dragunov deserve to be champion. I'm getting tired of Carmelo Hayes. No one haven't been pinned yet. Carmelo Hayes wants to prove to Ilja Dragunov he can defeat him without interference.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 

that's what I'm talking about. Finally a real nigga get to wear that championship. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 WOOOO HOOOO, CONGRATULATIONS TO ILJA DRAGUNOV!

MATCH #06 - EXTREME RULES 

"NXT WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT TIFFANY STRATTON 

The main event is underway. Even though I know the result. I've been looking forward to this all night. I know all the NXT fans can agree with me. Big Time Becks vs Tiffy Stratton in a extreme rules match. 

Tiffany Stratton is holding it down for her first extreme rules match. Becky Lynch bringing the fire out of Tiffany Stratton. 

Becky Lynch, retain her NXT Women's Championship. 👏🏿 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 We got to give it up to Tiffany Stratton for facing and surviving Becky Lynch tonight. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 

Awesome pay per view, 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 I had a great night. 

   

    NEXT UPCOMING WWE EVENTS:

    Saturday, October 07, 2023

    NXT Halloween Havoc 🎃 Tuesday,         

    October 24th and October 31st

    Saturday, November 04, 2023

    Saturday, November 25, 2023

    Saturday, December 09, 2023

    Saturday, January 27, 2024

    Saturday, February 24, 2024 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2023 Issue #01 "PAYBACK!"

Oh yeah baby, it's on tonight. Payback isn't just the name of the pay per view. Payback is what some of these superstars will be receiving tonight. 

I'am looking forward to some wrestlers get their ass kicked. Especially the ones who deserve it. 

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 PAYBACK PITTSBURGH 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 PAYBACK PITTSBURGH 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 PAYBACK PITTSBURGH 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 PAYBACK PITTSBURGH 👏🏿 👏🏿👏🏿 PAYBACK PITTSBURGH 👏🏿 👏🏿👏🏿 PAYBACK PITTSBURGH 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

That was an great introduction for Pittsburgh. Give it up tonight to The GOAT 🐐 John Cena, hosting payback. 

Going down here tonight at Payback. We have (1) Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs Shinsuke Nakamura for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, (2) Rhea Ripley vs Raquel Rodriguez for the WWE World Women's Championship, (3) Rey Mysterio vs Austin Theory for the United States Championship, (4) Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn vs Damien Priest & Finn Balor for the Undisputed Tag Team Championships in a Pittsburgh steel city street fight, (5) Grayson Waller Effect with Special Guest Cody Rhodes, (6) LA Knight vs The MIZ and last but definitely not least, The Steel Cage. (7) Trish Stratus first time in a steel cage her whole career will be facing Becky Lynch tonight. An excellent card for payback tonight. I hope you enjoy tonight's pay per view. 

One minute to payback, I'm seeing the cage come down. WOOOHOOO they're setting it off tonight with the steel cage match. Becky Lynch vs Trish Stratus WOOOHOOO 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

MATCH #01 "STEEL CAGE MATCH"

BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT TRISH STRATUS 

It's time to settle the score between these two. There's no escaping from a steel cage. No outside interference. Why is Tiffany Stratton here. It look like Tiffany Stratton is here to observe. To be prepared for her title  match on NXT Tuesday against Kiana James. 

I'm loving this match. I hope Becky gets tonight's win. No Traitor Stratus victory. 

Yes, I love that Becky Lynch with a superplex 20 feet in the air with Trish Stratus. 

Trish Stratus trying to escape the cage.

Zoey Stark coming out playing tug of war with Becky Lynch. 

YES YES YES YES YES YES THE MAN WINS 

Trish Stratus mad at Zoey Stark. Trish Stratus slapping Zoey Stark around. Zoey Stark closing the cage door and slamming Trish Stratus to the canvas. Zoey Stark ripping off her "Thank You Trish T-Shirt". 

Welcome Pittsburgh, your host of WWE Payback.... John Cena. John Cena going to make himself a special guest referee into 

The Miz, LA Knight match. 

The Miz coming out interrupting John Cena 

The Miz no very pleased by John Cena's decision.

MATCH #02

LA KNIGHT DEFEAT THE MIZ 

The Miz so jealous of LA Knight. The Miz been in this company for fifteen years. The Miz is becoming a has-been. LA Knight is what today's WWE audience want to see. 

John Cena being a fare official. I just think he's counting a bit too slow. 

The Miz almost had LA Knight with the skull crushing finally. LA Knight kicking out. 

LA Knight hitting The Miz with the blunt force drama. John Cena count to three. LA Knight getting tonight's victory over The Miz.

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT AUSTIN THEORY 

Austin Theory, former United States Champion/legend killer is seeking to gain the United States Championship back. Austin Theory complaining when he lost to Rey Mysterio. He wasn't ready. Tonight he better be ready if he wants that United States Championship back. No excuses, Austin Theory you had plenty of time and weeks to prepare for Rey Mysterio. 

Tiffany Stratton interrupting Becky Lynch's interview backstage by apologizing to her. She didn't mean to call her a former, NXT Champion. She hope Becky wasn't mad.

MATCH #04 "UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

(Pittsburgh Steel City Street Fight)

DAMIEN PRIEST   DEFEAT   KEVIN OWENS &  

FINN BALOR                          SAMI ZAYN 

This match is going to be crazy. I never heard of a Pittsburgh Steel City Street Fight. I guess, this is just another creative way, instead of saying hardcore match. 

I wonder what the changes 🤔 going to be in The Judgement Day from Rhea Ripley? Let's face it, Damien Priest and Finn Balor aren't winning these titles tonight. 

JD McDonagh pulling Damien Priest out of  the ring. 

Kevin Owens slamming JD McDonagh on top of the announce table.

Rhea Ripley spearing Kevin Owens through the barricade.

Sami Zayn with the helluva kick on Finn Balor. He was about to pin Finn Balor. Dominik coming in the ring with the Money in the Bank briefcase and hitting Sami Zayn over the head. Finn Balor pinning Sami Zayn.

Damien Priest and Finn Balor, OMG I can't believe this. They pulled it off with help of course. The Judgement Day can't do anything by themselves. They must have group interference during their matches. The Judgement Day have all the gold now. Just like Triple H mentioned, in a press conference a couple of months ago. 

Raw is going to suck now. Raw always sucked. It's going to suck even more with The Judgement Day holding all the gold. 😠 

THE GRAYSON WALLER EFFECT.... 

Tonight's Guest Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes  introducing Jey Uso on the The Grayson Waller Effect. Jey Uso coming to Monday Night Raw. Grayson Waller had no interest in Jey Uso. Jey Uso with a superkick on Grayson Waller.

MATCH #05 "WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ 

This was a great match. I don't think there's any female on Raw that can stand up to Rhea Ripley. Raw's creative team need to make Shayna Baszler a face. I wouldn't mine seeing those two go at it. 

Raquel Rodriguez was the closest tonight. After tonight I don't think Rhea Ripley wants to get inside a ring with Raquel Rodriguez anytime soon. 

MATCH #06 "HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"

SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA 

This is an interesting match. I believe this is the first time Seth Rollins and Shinsuke Nakamura ever had a match against one another. For the past couple of weeks, Shinsuke Nakamura have been playing mind games on Seth Rollins about his secret. 

Seth Rollins suffering from two fractures and a lumber spine. Shinsuke Nakamura teasing Seth Rollins on Monday Night Raw to watch your back. Shinsuke Nakamura have a game plan tonight to become Heavyweight Champion. Shinsuke Nakamura have been aiming at the back of Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins in pain. Seth Rollins is hanging in there. Shinsuke Nakamura have done everything on Seth's back. He just won't stay down. Shinsuke Nakamura is getting frustrated.

Seth Rollins finally manage to get a stomp onto Shinsuke Nakamura.

Did everyone have a good time tonight. I know, Pittsburgh had a good time tonight. 

"HAPPY LABOR DAY EVERYONE!" 

    NEXT WWE LIVE EVENTS:

  

    

    SATURDAY NIGHTS MAIN EVENT 

    SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 09, 2023

    NXT NO MERCY SAT., SEPT. 30, 2023

    SATURDAY, OCTOBER 07, 2023

    INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA