Friday, June 30, 2023

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2023 Issue #01 "Money In The Bank" 🏦

Totally awesome, Money In The Bank πŸ’° pay per view is about to go down. I could use some Money In The Bank, myself lol.  πŸ˜† 

Well, we already know that the Women's Championship won't be on the line since Asuka defended it last night against Charlotte Flair. Even though the match was ruined by Miss Bel Air. Adam Pearce can have Bianca jump the line and it make a triple threat match. I know Asuka wouldn't like that but who cares, what Asuka likes. 

The Seemon, Finn Balor that's what I'm calling him now. The phrase fits him because he's a "DICK!" πŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎ
I'm no longer calling him The Demon. Finn Balor lost my respect.πŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎ 
I'm betting on The Architect, Seth Rollins to take down that lil' runt Finn Balor the same way Edge did it at Wrestlemania Hollywood Night 02. Finn Balor needs to have his mouth shutting up and beating off of Raw for a few weeks. He SUCKS! πŸ₯±

Let's talk now about the main matches, the men and women M. I. T. B. 
Over here on the men side, we have Ricochet, Shinsuke Nakamura, L. A. Knight, Santos Escobar, Butch, Damien Priest, Logan Paul 
And down here with the ladies we have, Becky Lynch, Zelina Vega, Zoey Stark, Bayley, Iyo Sky, Trish Stratus 
Seven men during their match are entering the Money in the Bank. The same goes for the ladies, six will enter during their match. However there can only be one winner in each match. The rules to the game is grab a ladder. The longest ladder you can find and climb up to unhook the briefcase containing a contract to cash in on a World Championship. The information inside is only valid up to a year. 
I hope Becky Lynch wins the M I T B  πŸ’Ό 
For the men's, its difficult. I would say Ricochet but everytime I route for him and he wins. WWE never give it to him anyway. It's like a waste of time. There's alot of people very high on L.A. Knight. I would route for  
L. A. Knight. I just don't like him very much. 
If I were to choose someone in the men's M I T B. My pick would be Shinsuke Nakamura, first and Santos Escobar, second. 

I'm looking forward to another Civil War. A Bloodline Civil War tonight between Roman Reigns and Solo Sikoa verses The Usos. Totally Awesome. WOOO-HOOO!!!! 

MATCH #01 
MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK 
DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT BUTCH, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA, SANTOS ESCOBAR, RICOCHET, L.A KNIGHT AND LOGAN PAUL 
The match is underway. A little resentment towards Logan Paul for not qualifying. 
Shinsuke Nakamura fought in three Money In The Bank matches already. It's your time now. OMG, L.A. Knight fighting dirty for this briefcase. He just might pull it off. 
L.A. Knight had it. Damien Priest with a broken arrow from the top of the ladder on L.A. Knight. OMG, a fucking Judgement Day member screw them. Damien Priest capturing the briefcaseπŸ–•πŸΎ

MATCH #02
  "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ & LIV MORGAN DEFEAT
RONDA ROUSEY AND SHAYNA BASZLER         πŸ˜† LOL, What the fuck? Shayna Baszler just stabbed Ronda Rousey in the back? πŸ€” Shayna Baszler leaving Ronda Rousey in the ring. Raquel Rodriguez and Liv Morgan taking advantage to score a victory and become the new, Women's Tag Team Champions. 

MATCH #03
"INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
GUNTHER DEFEAT MATT RIDDLE 
Matt Riddle isn't 100% during this match. He's playing it by ear. 
Uh Oh Gunther got a visitor. Drew McIntyre at Money In The Bank. 
Gunther and McIntyre with a steer down. Gunther mushed Drew in the face.
Drew McIntyre with a claymore kick on Gunther. It look like Drew McIntyre has his  eyes set on the Intercontinental Championship. 

MATCH #04
CODY RHODES DEFEAT DOMINIK 
Dumbnik bringing Rhea Stinkley with him. 

John Cena, is here tonight in London, England. He's taking a break from filming and acting to join us in the O2 arena. 
John Cena paying homage and respect to London.
Grayson Waller coming out interrupting John Cena on stage and insulting London. Grayson Waller thinks Wrestlemania would be better in Australia. John Cena said, No. Grayson Waller attacked John Cena for saying, No. 
John Cena coming back at Grayson Waller and taking him down with the attitude adjustment.

MATCH #05
   "WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK"
IYO SKY DEFEAT BAYLEY, ZELINA VEGA, ZOEY STARK, TRISH STRATUS, BECKY LYNCH 
Come on Becky. I want anyone to win as long as it's not Traitor Stratus or Groupie Zoey. 
Groupie Zoey trying to handcuff Becky to the ring. Becky is pissed off. Becky setting up a ladder across the announce table. Becky slamming Trash Stratus onto the ladder. 
Iyo Sky going for the briefcase. Bayley pushing Iyo Sky off of the ladder. 
Becky Lynch and Bayley going for the briefcase. Iyo Sky handcuffing Bayley and Becky Lynch together on the ladder. Iyo Sky climbing over both of them and capturing the money in the bank briefcase. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ 
Congratulations to Iyo Sky, the new Miss Money In The Bank. 

MATCH #06
  " WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT FINN BALOR 

MATCH #07
            "BLOODLINE CIVIL WAR "
THE USOS  DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS & SOLO SIKOA 
Last time Roman Reigns was pinned December 15, 2019 by Baron Corbin. So if Roman Reigns gets pinned tonight. It's possible this mute bastard Solo Sikoa becomes the new Tribal Chump, πŸ˜† lol. 
Solo Sikoa, the street champ. He's doing alot of damage on The Usos. 
Solo Sikoa taking Jimmy Uso out with a four arm. Jimmy Uso is lying defenseless. 
Solo Sikoa tagging in Roman Reigns. 
Solo Sikoa with a spike on Jey Uso. 
The Usos with a double spear. Roman Reigns wasn't kicking it. Solo Sikoa saved him. 
They're slugging it out in the ring. 
Roman Reigns have Jey Uso locked inside the Guillotine. Jey Uso survived. He didn't tap out. 
Solo Sikoa spiked Jimmy, Roman Reigns speared Jey. They stacked there bodies for a pin but they kicked out. Roman Reigns is getting frustrated because he can not eliminate these two.
Solo Sikoa laying Jimmy Uso on the announce table. Solo Sikoa taking a dive off of the ring post. Jimmy Uso moving out of the way. Solo Sikoa diving right into it.
Roman Reigns all defenseless and left alone in the ring. Jey Uso doing the unusual. 
Jey Uso pinning the Tribal Chief Roman Reigns. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

The Usos bought the fight tonight against Roman Reigns and Solo Sikoa. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ Lovely match and pay per view. I enjoyed my afternoon. 




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THE GREAT AMERICAN BASH, JULY 30th

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