Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2023 Issue #03 "Wrestlemania Goes Hollywood Night Two"

Wrestlemania Night One, wasn't it great last night. At least better than I thought. I've enjoyed what I seen, definitely looking forward to Wrestlemania Night Two.

I have my eyes on tonight's matches, "Brock Lesnar vs Omos", "Gunther vs Sheamus and Drew McIntyre in a Triple Threat for the Intercontinental Championship", "Edge vs Finn Balor in Hell In A Cell" and the main event Roman Reigns vs Cody Rhodes for the Undisputed Universal Championship. 

Last night there were alot of mixed feelings with the loss of The Usos Undisputed Tag Team Championships. There were people who weren't pleased with that Triple H decision. Alot of broken Bloodline 💔 hearts over the internet. I can imagine tonight if Roman Reigns losing, happen to be a Triple H decision. 

Jimmie Allen, hear to perform "America The Beautiful"

The Miz and Snoop Dogg are back tonight. The Miz wiping off his bruises from the ass kicking he received, last night lol. 

MATCH #01

BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT OMOS 

Omos is one of the crapiest wrestlers in WWE. Tonight the wrestling goliath have a lot to prove against the beast in carnage. You know I never cheered for Omos, before. I got to admit though this is quite hilarious, lol. I have never seen anyone manhandle, Brock Lesnar like that, lmao. 

Of course, playtime is over now. Brock Lesnar have to get his pin. You really thought Brock Lesnar was going to let this jobber defeat him at Wrestlemania. 

"FATAL 4-WAY WOMEN'S TAG TEAM MATCH"

MATCH #02

RONDA ROUSEY & SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT RAQUEL RODRIQUEZ & LIV MORGAN, NATALYA & SHOTZI AND SONYA DEVILLE & CHELSEA GREEN

Of course, they pick these bitches. 🙁 

Ronda Rousey with an armbar on Shotzi. 

SoFi Stadium honoring Bobby Lashley, The 2023 Andre The Giant Battle Winner 🏆 👏🏿👏🏿

Titus O'Neil is back. He's here for the Intercontinental triple threat match. 

This match been spoiled yesterday. I already know who's winning. I hope I'm wrong.  Yesterday they said, Drew McIntyre's contract is coming to an end in a couple of months. Thank you so much for the spoiler. 🙁  

"INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

MATCH #03

GUNTHER DEFEAT SHEAMUS AND DREW MCINTYRE 

I don't think Gunther ever been in a triple threat match before. This maybe his first time. I don't even think, he's been in a triple threat match as Walter. That could be the reason why he's so worried about losing tonight. Originally I was all Team Sheamus. I wanted to support him considering the fact that he never obtained a Intercontinental Championship. After what I heard yesterday afternoon I have doubts now. 

Gunther, still Intercontinental Champion. 

What the hell is this, Bianca Bel Air girl squad? 🤦🏽‍♂️ I can't believe this bitch. She got like 20 little girls on the ramp twirling their ponytails. 🤦🏽‍♂️ 

"RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

MATCH #04

BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT ASUKA 

This match is a yawn.🤭 The only thing I want to see is Asuka spit some of that green mist in Bianca's face. Bianca is Yawn. 🥱 🥱 

The Miz wanted an apology from Snoop Dogg for what occurred last night with the improntu match. Instead, Snoop Dogg welcoming Shane McMahon on Wrestlemania to take care of The Miz. 

The Miz knocked out Shane McMahon.

Snoop Dogg knocked out The Miz. 

Snoop Dogg taking over the match. 

Snoop Dogg with the peoples elbow, pinning The Miz. Snoop Dogg getting his Wrestlemania moment tonight. 

"HELL IN A CELL MATCH"

MATCH #05

EDGE DEFEAT FINN BALOR 

This one of my favorites tonight. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Edge trapping Finn Balor in the corner with kendu sticks. Finn Balor snapping the kendu sticks in half in order to break free. Finn Balor chopping up Edge. Finn Balor with a drop kick on Edge through a table. Finn Balor tossing steelchairs at Edge. Edge speared Finn Balor. Edge going for a ladder. Edge tossing the ladder at Finn Balor. Finn Balor have been busted open. Medical professionals being called into the cage to look at Finn Balor. Finn Balor with a cutegra from the top of ladder towards Edge. Finn Balor with another cutegra from the ring post onto Edge. Edge with an execution from the ladder. Edge laying across a table, Finn Balor with a cutegra from the top of the cage, Edge moving out the way. Edge spearing Finn Balor and releasing his demons. 😈 Edge with the repetitive beating of steel chair on Finn Balor. Edge pinning Finn Balor. WOOOOO!!!!! TOTALLY AWESOME 👌 MATCH, THE JUDGEMENT DAY SUCKS 🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿

Okay, its about to go down. What everyone been waiting for this weekend. The talk of WWE. The talk of wrestling media. Roman Reigns verses Cody Rhodes. I can see on my screen as I look at the SoFi Stadium audience of 81, 395 its a mixed crowd of supporters between the two superstars. 

Oh God, what is this. Don't tell me. Roman Reigns doing the orchestra thing like Seth Rollins. He have 06 pianist playing his entrance music. These so lame. 🤭

"UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

MATCH #06

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT CODY RHODES 

Roman Reigns entering the ring on his 945th day. I just can't see, Roman Reigns losing tonight. He only has 55 days left and then he'll be at 1,000 days. 

The match is underway. Cody Rhodes with Roman Reigns in a headlock. Cody Rhodes with a righthand to Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns escaping the ring to get some air. Cody Rhodes with a dropkick on Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns with a suplex on Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes hanging onto the ropes. Roman Reigns tossing Cody Rhodes out of ring. Roman Reigns with a bodyslam onto the ramp. The champs about to feel it as well. Cody Rhodes with a bodyslam onto the ramp. Cody Rhodes going for pin. Solo Sikoa grabbing his feet. Roman Reigns on the announce table with Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes counter and put Roman Reigns through the table. Cody Rhodes getting Roman Reigns back in the ring.

Solo Sikoa wiping Cody Rhodes with one of his promo belts . The referee rejecting him from this match. Roman Reigns is all alone now. Roman Reigns with the guillotine wrapped around Cody Rhodes. This is the only thing I liked about Roman Reigns is his guillotine finisher, that is actually a awesome move. I give Cody Rhodes credit he's probably the only one who ever broken out of the guillotine. Alot of good that done him. The referee is knocked out. The Usos coming out of nowhere to help Roman Reigns. Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens going after The Usos. Cody Rhodes see that Roman Reigns is knocked out, he covers him. The referee comes through so he can count out Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns kicking out. 

Paul Heyman on the side of the ring talking to the referee. Solo Sikoa sneaking back inside of the Stadium from behind with a Samoan spike to the neck of Cody Rhodes taking him out. Roman Reigns retaining the Undisputed Universal Championship. 

Next WWE Pay Per Views: 

01. Wrestlemania Backlash, May 06, 2023

       San Juan, Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 

02. King and Queen of the Ring, May 27, 2023

       Jeddah, Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 

03. NXT Battleground, May 28, 2023

       Lowell, Massachusetts 

04. Next Year... Wrestlemania 40 

       Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2023 Issue #02 "Wrestlemania Goes Hollywood Night One"

What's going on wrestling world? How did everyone feel this afternoon's event with Stand and Deliver? It was an amazing Saturday.👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Despite a few matches I missed earlier by accident. I just want to say that's not going to happen tonight during Wrestlemania Night 01. I'm getting myself prepared and taken care of, whatever it is that needs to be taken care of. 

I've been here all day maxin' and relaxin' watching the Rocky Movie Marathon. I remember, Rocky from my childhood days.

Which have been totally awesome. Wrestlemania, tonight better be awesome. If its not I'm going to regret cutting off this marathon, lol. 

Okay, WWE getting prepared right now inside the SoFi Stadium. They have 45 minutes to do that. Okay, while they do that I'm going to go out and get my grub on. I promise you, I'll be back by the start of Wrestlemania. 

See I'm back, WOOOOO!!!! 

Okay I like this multi-platinum artist, Becky G kicking off Wrestlemania with her lovely voice singing, "America". Real smooth WWE. 

OMG, I can't believe this The Miz bought Snoop Dogg to host Wrestlemania alongside with him. The Miz is so 🤭

"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

MATCH #01

AUSTIN THEORY DEFEAT JOHN CENA 

This is one of the biggest matches of Austin Theory's career. I'm going to be honest, as much as I like John Cena. I just don't see him winning tonight's match. John Cena doesn't have a reason to become a United States Champion. John Cena is only doing this as a push for Austin Theory. Austin Theory defeating John Cena tonight is something that he need for the fans. John Cena knocking out the referee. Cena had Theory pinned. Austin Theory with a low blow on John Cena. Austin Theory taking out John Cena with an A-TOWN DOWN. 

Told you, John Cena wasn't winning the United States Championship but it scored alot of points for Austin Theory for taking out the 16X WWE Champion.

"FATAL 4 - WAY TAG TEAM MATCH"

MATCH #02

STREET PROFITS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN & RICOCHET, THE VIKING RAIDERS AND THE ALPHA ACADEMY

I don't know which team to route for considering the fact that The Usos defeated every single one of them. I see, Titus O'Neil is on commentary for this match. Where the fuck his ass been? Son been M.I.A. The Streets Profits won this match. So, WWE is going to give them another chance. You know how the Street Profits are when it comes to tag team championship opportunities. Don't fuck up this time. 

MATCH #03 

SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT LOGAN PAUL 

I just want to say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO 🎂 LOGAN PAUL before the match start. You want another reason why, Seth Rollins sucks. He's not even going to let Logan Paul win this match on his birthday. OMG, this is another reason why Seth Rollins suck, his fake ass orchestra audience humming his theme entrance. What the fuck is, "AWE". Seth got motherfuckers up in the Sofi Stadium humming, "Awe". Seth Rollins ain't nothing but a fake ass Chris Jericho. At least, Chris Jericho got an actual recording. 

I still think, Seth Rollins and his kiss ass audience suck. However, the match between Seth and Logan happen to be great. Logan Paul put on a great performance for his birthday 🎂.  Once again, Happy Birthday Logan Paul. 

"06 WOMEN'S TAG TEAM MATCH"

MATCH #04 

BECKY LYNCH, LITA & TRISH STRATUS DEFEAT DAMAGE CTRL 

LET'S GO BAYLEY 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 WOOOHOOO 

Damage Ctrl look like they're in control. Damage Ctrl all over Becky Lynch. Lita now in the ring. Damage Ctrl doing awesome work so far. Trish Stratus getting frustrated, she haven't been tapped in yet. It look like things are going to be turned around. Trish being tapped in, going for Dakota Kai. 

This match have gotten crazy by now. The ladies are killing there shelves. 

"FATHER AND SON MATCH"

MATCH #05

REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT DOMINIK MYSTERIO 

Bad Bunny is here, joining the Latino commentary. 

Rey verses Dominik, the most anticipated match all year. Rey Mysterio refusing Dominik's requests to face his son. OMG, what is this bullshit. Lol, 🤦🏽‍♂️ Dominik being driven into the SoFi Stadium in a paddy wagon wearing a lucha mask. I think, Rey Mysterio's entrance was much better. Rey Mysterio being driven in a low rider by Snoop Dogg into the SoFi Stadium. Now that's dope.👍🏿 Dominik need to focus on the match. Dominik keep leaving the ring and walking over to his mother and sister to harass them. The Judgement Day surrounding the ring. Legado Del Fantasma keeping their promise to Rey Mysterio and taking out The Judgement Day. Dominik looking for a chain to use on Rey. Bad Bunny quickly snatching it out of the hands of Dominik. Rey Mysterio with the 6-1-9 on his illegitimate bastard son, lol. 

Angie and Aalyah, celebrating in the ring with Rey. 

"SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

MATCH #06

RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR 

This is a hard match to route for a competitor considering the fact I'm not a big Charlotte Flair fan. However I do like Charlotte Flair more than I like Rhea Ripley. I know that's not really saying much. If Rhea Ripley wins the women's championship tonight I'm going to be pissed. Let's say, Charlotte Flair remains I'll be happy. Happy because its not Rhea Ripley holding the championship. The only women's championship achievement that made me happy today occurred by The New NXT Women's Champion, Indi Hartwell. 

Wow, how many times have Rhea Ripley use the riptide on Charlotte tonight and it failed. 🤔 Rhea Ripley not doing very good tonight. 

Rhea Ripley, she finally got it. I don't know how many riptides she would have used on Charlotte. Rhea Ripley is the new Smackdown Women's Champion. 

Snoop Dogg setting up The Miz in a Open Challenge Match... Pat McAfee answering The Miz's challenge, Miz's tiny balls are showing for punking out the match....

MATCH #07 

PAT MCAFEE DEFEAT THE MIZ 

With the assistance from the 49's George Kittle 

"UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

MATCH #08

KEVIN OWENS & SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT THE USOS (622 DAYS)

Team WrestleZAYNIA, let's go KO & SAMI 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿, New Champions tonight, COME ON! 

Omg, I can't believe this. The Usos with a double team on Kevin Owens through the announce table. Damn it, Sami Zayn is all alone inside the ring. The Usos torturing Sami Zayn. Kevin Owens managing to crawl back into the ring. Kevin Owens with a stunner on Jimmy Uso. Sami Zayn with helluva kick. Kevin Owens with a pin on  Jimmy Uso. Jimmy Uso kicking out. 

Sami Zayn with three helluva kicks across the face of Jey Uso. Kevin Owens with a stunner on Jimmy Uso. Sami Zayn pinning Jey Uso. YES YES YES YES YES YES, WOOOOO, SAMI ZAYN AND KEVIN OWENS PUTTING A END TO AN ERA. I KNEW Y'ALL COULD DO IT. 

Next WWE Pay Per View:

Wrestlemania Backlash May 06, 2023