Royal Rumble tonight at 8 live in San Antonio, Texas.
Getting ready for tonight's Royal Rumble. Let me find myself something good to eat before the pay per view.
Pat McAfee is here, 🙏 It is pleasure seeing the return of Pat McAfee at the commentary table. McAfee being well received into the Alamo Dome. Of course, Corey Graves doesn't agree with the crowd.
I rather have Pat McAfee and Michael Cole here tonight. Someone need to get rid of the third wheel sitting on the side.
MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Entry #01 Gunther
Entry #02 Sheamus (Happy B'day Sheamus)
Entry #03 The Miz
Entry #04 Kofi Kingston
Entry #05 Johnny Gargano
Entry #06 Xavier Woods
Entry #07 Karrion Kross
Entry #08 Chad Gable
Entry #09 Drew McIntyre
Entry #10 Santos Escobar
Entry #11 Angelo Dawkins
Entry #12 Brock Lesnar
Entry #13 Bobby Lashley
Entry #14 Baron Corbin
Entry #15 Seth Rollins
Entry #16 Otis
Entry #17 Rey Mysterio (Never Entered)
Entry #18 Dominik Mysterio
Entry #19 Elias
Entry #20 Fin Balor
Entry #21 Booker T
Entry #22 Damien Priest
Entry #23 Montez Forde
Entry #24 Edge
Entry #25 Austin Theory
Entry #26 Omos
Entry #27 Braun Strowman
Entry #28 Ricochet
Entry #29 Logan Paul
Entry #30 Cody Rhodes
Winner of the Rumble.... THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE, CODY RHODES.
Gunther have lasted inside the rumble for an hour, eleven minutes and twenty-five seconds, breaking the longest royal rumble record.
"THE PITCH BLACK MATCH"
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT LA KNIGHT
Seriously, this is how we're going to watch the match. What's with the 3D glo lights decorated around the ring.
Bray Wyatt dragging LA Knight towards the structure. Uncle Howdy launching himself from on top of a structure into a fire.
BOOOO!!!! 🤭
"RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
🤭 I should have went to the bathroom during this match. 🤦
WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Entry #01 Rhea Ripley
Entry #02 Liv Morgan
Entry #03 Dana Brooke
Entry #04 Emma
Entry #05 Shayna Baszler
Entry #06 Bayley
Entry #07 B-Fab
Entry #08 Roxanne Perez
Entry #09 Dakota Kai
Entry #10 Iyo Sky
Entry #11 Natalya
Entry #12 Candice Lerae
Entry #13 Zoey Stark
Entry #14 Xia Li
Entry #15 Becky Lynch
Entry #16 Tegan Nox
Entry #17 Asuka
Entry #18 Piper Niven
Entry #19 Tamina
Entry #20 Chelsea Green
Entry #21 Zelina Vega
Entry #22 Raquel Rodriguez
Entry #23 Mia Yim
Entry #24 Lacey Evans
Entry #25 Michelle McCool
Entry #26 Indi Hartwell
Entry #27 Sonya Deville
Entry #28 Shotzi
Entry #29 Nikki Cross
Entry #30 Nia Jax Is Back
Winner of the Rumble.... RHEA RIPLEY
"UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
Roman Reigns and Sami Zayn are here tonight to get rid of the K. O. problem.
For 881 days, Roman Reigns have been a dick in this organization. I know Kevin Owens isn't going to defeat Roman Reigns tonight. At least, Kevin Owens will whip Roman's ass.
Bloodline giving Kevin Owens a after-party beat down. Kevin Owens is helpless and tied to the ropes while each member of the Bloodline take turns.
Sami Zayn attacked Roman Reigns. Sami Zayn finally turned on The Bloodline. The Usos and Solo Sikoa attacking Sami Zayn. Roman Reigns ordering them to give him more. Jey Uso getting out of the ring and walking away from his Bloodline family.
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 I must throw some hands up for tonight's event. What a lovely evening inside of the Alamo Dome in San Antonio, Texas.
The night starting off with the men's royal rumble at #01 entry, Gunther lasting over one hour, eleven minutes and twenty-five seconds. Commentators, claiming Gunther was the first to break a royal rumble record. I just wish Sheamus stood in the ring for that long. Sheamus and Drew McIntyre dominating the rumble until they both were eliminated. Sheamus lasting 52 minutes and 30 seconds and Drew McIntyre lasting 39 minutes. At least they did much better than Brock Lesnar, lmao. Brock Lesnar who only lasted 3 minutes thanks to Bobby Lashley. Payback is a BITCH! There were some other drama during the rumble that occurred like for instance Rey Mysterio never appeared thanks to Dominik. He did something to make sure Rey will not be attending the royal rumble. Dominik entering right after Rey Mysterio. I know everyone on social media is in love with Dominik. I'm glad they didn't make him win the rumble. I'm not a big Cody Rhodes fan but I rather have him go against Roman Reigns than Doofus Mysterio, lol. I witnessed Dominik finally being taken care out by the American Nightmare Cody Rhodes during the rumble, sayonara bitch.
Let's talk about now, women's royal rumble. I know some women who watch wrestling or sports in general they take this as a competition, men vs women.
We're getting ready to start off with entry #01, Rhea Ripley. Who isn't feeling too well after what happened to her earlier. Rhea Ripley experiencing the spare from Beth Phoenix. Edge have gotten himself a bit of payback costing both Damien Priest and Finn Balor in the royal rumble. Beth Phoenix, she haven't forgotten about the dirty bitch Rhea Ripley, lol. This is very interesting up next a former partner/friend Entry #02, Liv Morgan. Look like Liv Morgan kept her word when she said she'll be coming in at the early start of the rumble. Lasting as long as Rhea Ripley. Liv would have won, if it wasn't for Miss Asuka's green mist getting into the eyes of Liv Morgan and costing her at the tip of the ring. Its a no Brainer, I know some of my followers are disappointed. They would rather see Liv Morgan being announced tonight as the women's royal rumble winner.
I would like to thank all the women who participated in the ring. All the NXT women, All the WWE women, All the veteran WWE women. Thank you for an awesome match and making it an excellent night.
MT Dew Pitch Black with Bray Wyatt verses LA Knight, okay. So, Bray Wyatt changing his look multiple times. This is supposed to impress me. You know what I say to things like this. 🤭
Raw Women's Championship with Bianca Bel Air verses Alexa Bliss 🤭 BULLSHIT! I shouldn't even waste my time talking about this match. I knew Alexa Bliss was going to lose, She sucks. Now after tonight's rumble with the winning of Rhea Ripley, OMG, SMH 🤦 Who cares who become the Raw Women's champion they both suck.
I hope everyone had a good time tonight watching the WWE Royal Rumble. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Congratulations to our 2023, Men and Women Royal Rumble winners, Cody Rhodes and Rhea Ripley. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Congratulations to Sami Zayn for finally growing some balls and standing up to the tribal chump, Roman Reigns, lol. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
There were alot of action going down tonight. The action will continue next Saturday on NXT VENGEANCE DAY....
