Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2021 Issue #03 Wrestlemania 37 Night 02

What a great night for Wrestlemania Night 01, last night. If you can say that everything you've seen was great. The only matches I thought were awesome was Aj Styles and Omos becoming the new Raw Tag Team Champions and Natalya and Tamina getting an opportunity for tonight to face Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler for the Women's Tag Team Championships. Everyone were so wrapped around Bianca's ponytail today off of last night's victory to becoming the newest Smackdown Women's Champion. Sometimes WWE fanboys can make you sick. They have that tendency to get themselves all excited over good news they knew months ago. The lamest match last night. I know alot of people will not agree with me. Perhaps if I was from Puerto Rico or from the South Bronx or from Washington Heights. Maybe my love and respect for Bad Bunny would perhaps be different. No, I do not think so Bad Bunny being a Latino doesn't have anything to do with it. Bad Bunny just sucks. Sure, Bad Bunny did an excellent job last night. What did Damien Priest do? Priest barely tagged in. Bad Bunny did most of the ring work. This is why, Damien Priest left NXT, to babysit Bad Bunny. 

I don't know anything about Bad Bunny's music and his record label. Whoever they are, receiving a large check from the WWE.

Before I go any further into the start of tonight's Wrestlemania 37 Night 02....  I feel it is right that I say congratulations to yesterday's Wrestlemania 37 Night 01 winners.... 

CONGRATULATIONS 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Bobby Lashley 

Natalya and Tamina

Cesaro 

Aj Styles and Omos

Braun Strowman 

Bad Bunny and Damien Priest 

Bianca Bel Air 

"America" being sung by Ashland Craft

Titus O'Neil and Hulk Hogan, hosting tonight's event like last night. 

Randy Orton coming straight to the ring. Oh yeah baby, it look like we're going to have some blood and guts at the early start of Wrestlemania.

Alexa Bliss making her entrance down to the ring where there happen to be a very large Jack In The Box. Alexa Bliss begin spinning the handle until, yeah you've guessed right "THE FIEND" appeared.

MATCH 01 

RANDY ORTON DEFEAT THE FIEND 

Alexa Bliss turning into the Sister Abigail during the match. Randy Orton with an RKO on The Fiend. After that, the lights went out and everyone disappeared. 

MATCH 02 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

NIA JAX & SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT NATALYA & TAMINA 

I'm routing for anyone to remove the gold from Nia and Shayna. TEAM NATALYA N TAMINA 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 TEAM NATALYA N TAMINA 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 You could do it. 

A tremendous performance put on by Natalya and Tamina. Once again Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler proving tonight they own the ring. 

MATCH 03 

KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN 

This is probably one of the matches I've been waiting to see tonight. Well not so much the match more the outcome of the match. I believe there is more to this than just Sami Zayn verses Kevin Owens. 

I peep, Logan Paul's hesitation clap for Sami Zayn. There weren't any hesitation with the clapping for Kevin Owens when he did the frogsplash on Sami Zayn, lol. 

Logan Paul checking on Sami Zayn, after the match. Logan Paul then went to go check on Kevin Owens. Sami Zayn getting mad at Logan Paul for looking Kevin Owens over. Sami Zayn trying to tell Logan not to trust him. Sami pushes him. Logan pushes back but harder. Sami goes over the tight ropes. Logan Paul find it necessary to torture Sami Zayn as he exit the arena by honoring Kevin Owens as tonight's winner. Kevin Owens went along with it to tease Sami. Kevin Owens then stunned Logan Paul. 

MATCH 04 "United States Championship"

SHEAMUS DEFEAT RIDDLE 

This match is bullshit. Sheamus doesn't need this, he's way beyond the United States Championship. I can't believe Sheamus is fighting hard for this title. Come on Riddle get in there. Don't let him take it. 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Wale performing Big E's entrance music 

MATCH 05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ NIGERIAN DRUM FIGHT"

APOLLO CREWS DEFEAT BIG E 

Dabba Kato, a former member from Raw Underground returning and taking out Big E. Apollo Crews capturing tonight's victory. 

Congratulations to this year's 2021 HALL OF FAME WINNERS.... 

RVD

Molly Holly

The Great Khali

Ozzy Osbourne 

Eric Bischoff

Rich Hering 

Kane

MATCH 06 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT ASUKA 

Rhea Ripley's live entrance performance by Ash Costello. Brutality sounds much better off of an mp3. The performance was horrible. I couldn't understand anything that Ash Costello was saying. 

Rhea Ripley putting Asuka down with the riptide and pinning down Asuka. Wow, this is unbelievable both female championships changed this weekend. 

MATCH 07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT EDGE AND DANIEL BRYAN

Just like last night this will probably be my second worst match if Edge doesn't win this weekend. Last night I had to deal with Bad Bunny's annoying victory. I hope it won't be the same with Daniel Bryan. I'm actually going to change his name and start calling him Daniel Cryin'. That's exactly what he did went crying to Adam Pearce, went crying to the fans, went crying to anyone that'll take his side, as long as it weasel his way into this match. 

Triple threat match taking place where the champion doesn't have to be pinned. I'm for Edge, 💯 % 

Roman Reigns putting Daniel Bryan through announce table. Edge with a spear to Roman Reigns. 

Edge almost had it. Daniel Bryan pulling out Edge. Edge is livid. Edge with a steel chair going crazy on both Daniel and Reigns. Edge with a conchairto on Daniel Bryan. Jey Uso from behind on the attack creating a diversion. Roman Reigns with a spear on Edge. Roman Reigns retaining the Universal Championship. 

Next WWE Event: Backlash May 16th

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2021 Issue #02 Wrestlemania 37 Night 01

WRESTLEMANIA 37 NIGHT 01

WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA SATURDAY @ RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM

Kick Off Show Panel with Jerry Lawler, Booker T, Kayla, JBL and Peter Rosenberg

Vince McMahon introducing Wrestlemania. It feels good to see him. We rarely get to see him.

"America The Beautiful" being sung by BeBe Rexha the WWE superstars and staff gathered at the top of the ramp.

Wrestlemania is in a weather delay. It will resume shortly. OMG, I can't believe this. Mother nature is wasting my money on peacock. This better clear up soon.

MATCH 01 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE
Drew McIntyre was setting up for the claymore, a distraction by MVP allowed Bobby Lashley to lock in the full nelson.

MATCH 02 "TAG TEAM TURMOIL"
BILLIE KAY & CARMELLA DEFEAT LANA & NAOMI
NEXT UP, THE RIOTT SQUAD... THE RIOTT SQUAD DEF. BILLIE KAY & CARMELLA
NEXT UP, MANDY ROSE & DANA BROOKE... THE RIOTT SQUAD DEF. MANDY ROSE & DANA BROOKE, NEXT UP, NATALYA & TAMINA... NATALYA & TAMINA EARNED THE WIN, THEY WILL FACE NIA JAX AND SHAYNA BASZLER FOR WWE WOMENS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS.

MATCH 03
CESARO DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
I'm not a huge fan of Cesaro but I guess if you were to ask me, Do you think Cesaro deserve to win tonight? Its Cesaro first Wrestlemania victory as a single competitor beating one of the best wrestlers in the WWE. Cesaro can't go nowhere at this point but up. Cesaro breaking his swing record tonight on Seth Rollins. At the beginning of the match he have given Rollins 09 swings and later he came back with 23 swings thats a total of 32 swings Cesaro given Seth Rollins tonight, lol.

MATCH 04 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 

AJ STYLES & OMOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY What the hell is that Omos is wearing? I'm pretty sure what he's wearing isn't official wrestling gear. Of course I'm not going to tell this 7 foot giant. I can't believe it Omos destroyed The New Day and pinned Kofi Kingston for the Raw Tag Team Championship. 🤦‍♂️

MATCH 05 "STEEL CAGE"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Jaxson Ryker and Elias attacking Strowman before he entered the cage, giving Shane an advantage. Shane locking the cage door. Strowman eventually sliding himself into the cage. Shane with the use of a steel chair on Strowman's knee.
Shane always call Braun Strowman stupid. I don't think Shane McMahon is too bright himself. He actually had a win. Shane was over the cage but no he had to stop and gloat. Braun Strowman climbing up the cage the cage and tearing the cage apart to drag Shane McMahon into the ring from the otherside. Braun Strowman carrying Shane McMahon to the top of the cage and then tossing him from the top of the cage. Braun Strowman taking the pin onto Shane McMahon. 

MATCH 06
BAD BUNNY & DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT THE MIZ & JOHN MORRISON
What's this no Bugatti tonight? Bad Bunny showing up on top of a rig. Damien Priest is more than a bouncer. Its great to see him in the ring again. It will be a whole better when this Bad Bunny is gone.

MATCH 07 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT SASHA BANKS
Its getting late, 11:27pm the time is now. Sasha Banks verses Bianca Bel Air, what everyone been waiting for. Well, yall can stop waiting its about to happen. I know everyone know what is about to take place, "HISTORY!' Bianca Bel Air showing off her strength, perhaps a bit too much with the lifting of Sasha Banks. She lifted her three times now. Sasha Banks with the intense pulling of Bianca's hair. Bianca giving Sasha a scar by the usage of her ponytail. Bianca Bel Air with the KOD on Sasha Banks. Bianca Bel Air the new Smack Down Women's Champion.

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2021 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover: Stand and Deliver Night Two"

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:

Killian & Drake Maverick defeat Breezango, earning themselves a #01 contender spot next in line to face MSK for the NXT Tag Team Championships 

STAND AND DELIVER NIGHT 02

MATCH #01 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP/ UNIFICATION/ LADDER MATCH"

Santos Escobar defeat Jordin Devlin

This was an excellent match between Santos Escobar and Jordin Devlin. Of course, Santos Escobar with a little help from his goons during the match. Jordin Devlin with a pin, Legado Del Fantasma breaking up the pin and continuing the assault. Let's face it, NXT wasn't going to let Jordin leave there brand with one of there Cruiserweight belt. Now if Jordin wants his brands Cruiserweight belt back. He have to go against Santos Escobar in a upcoming match for the NXT UK Cruiserweight Championship. 

MATCH #02 "NXT WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

Ember Moon & Shotzi Blackheart defeat Candace Lerae & Indi Hartwell 

This match was bullshit. Probably the weakest match on the card. I'm not going to say, Candace Lerae and Indi Hartwell didn't deserve a title against Ember Moon and Shotzi Blackheart. I just knew they weren't going home with the title. Anyone watching this match, didn't have to waste there time in front of peacock. I took a shower during this match. It was a long shower, the match was still going on. Candace Lerae and Indi Hartwell they put up a hell of a fight going after a title they weren't going to gain. I guess, I give them love for being soldiers and hanging there. Congratulations though to Ember Moon and Shotzi Blackheart.

MATCH #03 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"

Johnny Gargano defeat Bronson Reed

Everyone here tonight already experience the unsuccessful win by one Gargano. I know everyone was hoping it'll be a two for two. For someone reason, Johnny Gargano wasn't going to let that happen. Of course with the assist of his helper, Austin Theory during certain times of the match. Eventually, Bronson Reed had Austin Theory taken care of by his own hands. The match then became a one on one match. It was a great match equal for both sides. There were just as many Reed chants, as there were Johnny Wrestling chants. Johnny Wrestling a major pay per view over Gargano's title is when we see the real Johnny Gargano. 

MATCH #04 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

Karrion Kross defeat Finn Balor 

My wish have finally came true. Two long reigning champions in one week dethroned, tonight Finn Balor and last night on Night 01 that annoying bitch of a champion IO Shirai. You don't know how happy I've been. 🙂😀😊🙂😄😊 This is something I've been waiting for and it finally happened. I know in a couple of months I may regret the loss of Finn Balor and want him back. I just have that gut feeling that Karrion Kross isn't going to be that networthy champion that everyone expected. We all know for sure Karrion Kross is that die hard champion, who will do anything to retrieve his championship. I believe he shown that with the blow to back of the head of Finn Balor, knocking him on unconscious to score tonight's victory. 

MATCH #05 "UNSANCTIONED MATCH"

Kyle O'Reilly defeat Adam Cole 

I guess, I should say congratulations to Kyle O'Reilly but before I do so. I'm not saying Kyle O'Reilly doesn't deserve any props. Quite frankly, Kyle O'Reilly deserve all the love and  props especially after tonight's showdown. I'm going to call it what it was, a showdown. Kyle O'Reilly may have won tonight. I'm going to tell you the truth, he had to earn it. Adam Cole made him earn it. Kyle O'Reilly took an ass whopping, a beat down. There were times, where he couldn't even stand. The announce team were worried about his being. They were, but not Adam Cole. Adam Cole continued with the assaults and the attacks. The audience chanting, "FIGHT FOREVER!" "FIGHT FOREVER!" "FIGHT FOREVER!" For a minute I was starting to think this match was going to be forever. This match last ran at least 49 minutes. Its been a longtime I've ever seen a wrestling match at that length.

There was a funny moment during the match, omg Adam Cole is stupid lmao. Adam Cole did something so stupid, he knocked out the referee cold to the mat. Then, so superkicked Kyle O'Reilly. Kyle was out. I mean out. The match was over. At least that's what Adam Cole thought and so did everyone in the audience. Adam Cole went for the pin count. Everyone started counting, pass three. Adam Cole had a win but no referee. Why, because he's a moran. He forgot what he did to the referee. The ref was still out, and that's good no replacement referee came out to the match. He gotten what he deserve. 

I would like to congrate NXT on their Wednesday night victory for finally defeating AEW by 80, 000 viewers on their final night. Congratulations to NXT 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿