Tonight we have Carmella facing the Smackdown Women's Champion Sasha Banks for the title. I'm not going to say this match can go either way considering the fact that Carmella isn't a great wrestler. However, Carmella can defeat Sasha Banks with an upset or interference from her Samolia Reginald, lol. What other bullshit matches on the card for tonight, Asuka and Charlotte Flair verses Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler for the tag team championships and later they'll appear in the Women's Royal Rumble. We have Drew McIntyre verse Goldberg to some that match maybe considered bullshit. I'm not sure how to look at it. To me, its just Drew McIntyre at the Royal Rumble taking down another legend to help boost his career. As for Goldberg, I'm just passing through for tonight I'll be gone when the show is over. Y'all know how Goldberg do. The ultimate bullshit match would be Roman Reigns facing Kevin Owens in the last man standing match for the Universal Championship. Kevin Owens is a great wrestler and a fighting champion but let's face it. These two going to kill each other tonight until Roman Reigns go home with another victory and that Universal Championship attached to his waste line. Can I be proven wrong? I would like to be.
This is why the Royal Rumble doesn't look good for tonight. Everyone should just focus on the actual Rumbles itself. My picks for the rumble between the men and women. I'm picking Daniel Bryan from the male rumble and Bianca Bel Air from the women rumble. I'm not a big fan of Bianca Bel Air but I have to be honest considering the fact that everyone on social media been yanking her ponytail lately. Bianca Bel Air is Miss Hot Girl on Smackdown. She is possibly the next one to carry that Smackdown Women's Championship. I still love you Bayley.
Okay, I believe you've heard enough of me. It's coming close to that time. Everyone I want you to enjoy tonight's Royal Rumble despite the outcome of the matches. Have fun and enjoy the night with your friends thats all that matters.
KICK OFF SHOW with Charly Caruso, Jerry Lawler, Booker T, JBL and Peter Rosenberg
This is never pleasant being reduced to the kick off show especially for the raw tag team champions and the raw women's champion. I'm pretty sure to Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler it doesn't matter they'll kick any bitches ass anywhere. Let's just hope Asuka and Charlotte doesn't let that happen to much.
Oh no, not now Lacey. Ric Flair and Lacey Evans coming out here with the distraction. Ric Flair handing off a pair of brass knuckles to Lacey Evans. Lacey Evans loading a shot of the women's right on Charlotte Flair. Charlotte Flair is out cold. Nia Jax pinning Charlotte Flair. Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler becoming the new Raw Women's Tag Team Champions.
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH
RAW WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
NIA JAX AND SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR AND ASUKA
Seeing Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler winning the Raw Tag Team Championships for the second time, already this pay per view is going in a bad direction, smh. Let's hope this next match will get the Royal Rumble back on the right path.
What away to kick off the Royal Rumble for the WWE Championship match. Officials getting Goldberg from his dressing room and escorting him to the ring. We're getting ready to see showdown.
MATCH #01 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT GOLDBERG
Goldberg kicked out of the claymore. Drew McIntyre first wrestler in history to kick out of the jackhammer. Goldberg and Drew McIntyre shake hands after the match. Goldberg has respect for Drew McIntyre now.
Wow, 98 days this is probably the longest days Sasha ever held a title belt, lol. This is actually a bathroom break match. I got to go for real. Let me know later who wins between Sasha Stank and Carmella Is Pennies, lmao.
MATCH #02 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT CARMELLA
Reginald catching Sasha Banks
The referee sending Reginald back to the locker room. Carmella with a hail Mary on Sasha Banks. Sasha Banks with the bank statement on Carmella. Carmella tapping out.
I can't believe Booker T is having some Puerto Rican guy perform a song dedicated to him, omg. Booker T is not even all that. He's not a big deal wrestler in the WWE. I'm not saying Booker T is crap. I'm just saying, I don't think he's awesome enough for an artist to make a song dedicated to him. #badbunny
MATCH #03
WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE
01. BAYLEY, twelfth elimination
02. NAOMI, eighteenth elimination
03. BIANCA BEL AIR - "WINNER"
04. BILLIE KAY, third elimination
05. SHOTZI BLACKHEART, first elimination
06. SHAYNA BASZLER, twenty-first elimination
07. TONI STORM, fourth elimination
08. JILLIAN HALL, second elimination
09. RUBY RIOTT, seventh elimination
10. VICTORIA, fifth elimination
11. PEYTON ROYCE, tenth elimination
12. SANTANA GARRETT, sixth elimination
13. LIV MORGAN, eighth elimination
14. RHEA RIPLEY, twenty-sixth elimination
15. CHARLOTTE FLAIR, twenty-fifth elimination
16. DANA BROOKE, nineth elimination
17. TORRIE WILSON, eleventh elimination
18. LACEY EVANS, seventeenth elimination
19. MICKIE JAMES ?
20. NIKKI CROSS ?
21. ALICIA FOX ? pinned R-Truth for 24/7 during the Women's Royal Rumble. R-Truth pinning Alicia Fox to regain his 24/7 championship.
22. MANDY ROSE, fourteenth elimination
23. DAKOTA KAI, thirteenth elimination
24. CARMELLA, fifteenth elimination
25. TAMINA, twentieth elimination
26. LANA, twenty-third elimination
27. ALEXA BLISS, sixteenth elimination
28. EMBER MOON, nineteenth elimination
29. NIA JAX, twenty-second elimination
30. NATALYA, twenty-fourth elimination
Congratulations to Bianca Bel Air for her victory tonight.
OMG, now Peter Rosenberg is our new 24/7 championship lol I can't believe this. They really love playing games with that bullshit title. Peter Rosenberg pulling a fast one on R Truth. Of course R-Truth is dumb enough to fall for it. 🤭
How is this match looking between them. I just came back from a quick dinner break. I wasn't trying to sit and watch the disgrace of the whole match. I'm expecting something good to happen for Kevin Owens. Of course I know its not going to.
MATCH #04 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
MATCH #05
MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE
01. EDGE - "WINNER"
02. RANDY ORTON, removed from the rumble thanks to Edge's retribution.
03. SAMI ZAYN, second elimination
04. MUSTAFA ALI, fourth elimination
05. JEFF HARDY, first elimination
06. DOLPH ZIGGLER, nineth elimination
07. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA, twelfth elimination
08. CARLITO, fifth elimination
09. XAVIER WOODS, third elimination
10. BIG E, nineteenth elimination
11. JOHN MORRISON eighth elimination
12. RICOCHET, tenth elimination
13. ELIAS, sixth elimination
14. DAMIEN PRIEST, sixteenth elimination
15. THE MIZ seventh elimination
16. RIDDLE, twenty-fifth elimination
17. DANIEL BRYAN, twenty-fourth elimination
18. KANE, eleventh elimination
19. KING CORBIN, fourteenth elimination
20. OTIS, thirteenth elimination
21. DOMINIK MYSTERIO, fifteenth elimination
22. BOBBY LASHLEY, eighteenth elimination
23. THE HURRICANE, seventeenth elimination
24. CHRISTIAN, twenty-seventh elimination
25. AJ STYLES w/ Omos, twenty-third elimination
26. REY MYSTERIO, twentieth elimination
27. SHEAMUS, twenty-second elimination
28. CESARO, twenty-first elimination
29. SETH ROLLINS, twenty-eighth elimination
30. BRAUN STROWMAN, twenty-sixth elimination
Randy Orton returning to the ring, he was never officially eliminated. Edge making sure Randy Orton is eliminated from the rumble this time. Edge scoring himself a victory and a one way ticket to Wrestle Mania to face the champion of his chosen. Congratulations tonight to Edge on his victory in tonight's Royal Rumble match. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
