Sunday, December 20, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2020 Issue #02 TLC: TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS

Tonight WWE is closing out the year with one of baddest pay per view that can leave superstars bloody and bruised. I'm looking forward to the action and injury of TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS BAY BAY πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
I would like to thank all my followers for your support throughout the year and I hope you've enjoy tonight's performance in return. 

We're starting off the show tonight with a Smackdown eight man tag team match during the kick off show. 
TLC - TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS 2020 KICK OFF SHOW 
DANIEL BRYAN, CHAD GABLE, OTIS & BIG E DEFEAT KING CORBIN, CESARO, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND SAMI ZAYN 
            "08 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
What an impressive win coming from Big E knocking off Sami Zayn with an awesome pincount. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

Well, I be damn we're going to start things off with Aj Styles and Olmos. I'm shocked, you would think he would want to be last or perhaps next to last. Aj Styles hoping to wrap up the WWE Championship in its early start of the evening. These two must face one another for the first time, as the WWE  Championship title wave over the ring. 
Aj Styles with multiple injury attempts on the left knee of Drew McIntyre preventing him from climbing the ladder. Aj Styles have barely climb the ladder yet. Aj Styles won't climb the ladder until Drew McIntyre is down. Drew McIntyre can barely stand tossing in a table, over the ring. Drew McIntyre with Aj Styles, a belly to belly into a steel ladder. Olmos pushing in a ladder. Aj Styles looking to climb the ladder. Drew McIntyre pulling Aj Styles off of the ladder. Drew McIntyre tossing Aj Styles through a table outside the ring. Oh no, not these two The Miz and John Morrison. What they want? I can't believe it. The Miz is going to cash in right now. The Miz want to make it a triple threat match. The Miz sending Drew McIntyre through a table. John Morrison trying to hit Olmos with a steel chair, which was a mistake the pain didn't hurt him. Actually, it was a mistake for both of these two goofs to enter here tonight.
MATCH #01 "TLC FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT AJ STYLES AND THE MIZ

This is a bathroom break match. Oh isn't that sweet, The Somalia caught Carmella in his arms what a gentleman.(DORK) Wow that was close, Carmella almost had it. Smart,  Sasha grab the ropes the second time. I think Mella is money. I'm not sure why The Somalia pulled out Carmella. 
MATCH #02 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT CARMELLA BY SUBMISSION 

I seen that look, Shelton Benjamin was pissed. He didn't like Cedric Alexander tagging himself in. Shelton Benjamin didn't look happy at first. I guess he changed his mind now. Cedric Alexander scored the pin for the team. 
MATCH #03 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE HURT BUSINESS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY 

Seriously, after witnessing the crap from one tag team match they have the nerve to put another tag team match on. I just hope this match have a much better outcome than the last. Perhaps it will look like you social media buffs were right, Ms 12X Champion The Queen Charlotte Flair will be Asuka's mystery opponent tonight. Charlotte Flair her first night back after 06 months and she captured championship gold. Congratulations to Charlotte and Asuka πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
MATCH #04 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA AND CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT NIA JAX AND SHAYNA BASZLER 

I'm not going to waste my time with this bullshit. Unless Kevin Owens pull off an upset and defeat Roman Reigns this match is bullshit. It's going to be the same as Friday, a 02 on 01 handicap tables ladders and chairs match. You know Jey Uso will be participating tonight. To make sure Roman Reigns doesn't lose his championship he'll probably have Paul Heyman participate a little bit. Point is, the match is going to suck and Roman Reigns is going to regain championship of the title. I'm going for my dinner during this match. Hopefully it'll be  over by the time I'm through. As much as I hate The Fiend and Randy Orton they would put on a better performance at tonight's main event than Roman Reigns. 
MATCH #05 "TLC FOR THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS πŸ’€

This is a cool match. I wouldn't mine seeing a match like this especially when one of the most hated men in wrestling have the potential of being set on fire tonight. Randy Orton burnt to the flesh. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ OMG, The Fiend on fire. Randy Orton with an RKO. Randy Orton coming back with gasoline pouring it on The Fiend. Randy Orton striking the match and it on The Fiend. The Fiend went up in flames.
MATCH #06 "FIREFLY INFERNO MATCH"
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT THE FIEND 

NEXT WWE EVENT:
ROYAL RUMBLE SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, 2021


Sunday, December 6, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover War Games"

MATCH #01
WOMENS NXT TAKEOVER WAR GAMES
TEAM LERAE DEFEAT TEAM BLACKHEART 
RAQUEL GONZALES DEFEAT IO SHIRAI 
Totally awesome pin coming from Raquel Gonzales for defeating the worst and rudest Asian female wrestler in NXT, IO Shirai. Congratulations to Raquel Gonzales for defeating the most conceded bitchπŸ–•πŸΏ

MATCH #02
TOMMASO CIAMPA DEFEAT TIMOTHY THATCHER 

MATCH #03 "STRAP MATCH"
DEXTER LUMIS DEFEAT CAMERON GRIMES 

MATCH #04 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP/TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
JOHNNY GARGANO DEFEAT LEON RUFF AND DAMIEN PRIEST 
An army of Ghostface superstars appearing in the ring. Damien Priest fighting hard to eliminate every single one of them. Austin Theory revealing himself as one of the Ghostface to take out Damien Priest.
Johnny Gargano pinned Leon Ruff. 

MATCH #05
MENS NXT TAKEOVER WAR GAMES
TEAM UNDISPUTED ERA DEFEAT TEAM MCAFEE 
KYLE O'REILLY PINNED ONEY LARCEN 
Please, Barrett there isn't anything best about Pat McAfee. He's only coming out last because he's a coward. In fact that phrase "save the best for last" is more suitable for Adam Cole BAY BAY 🀟🏿

NEXT WWE EVENT:
WWE TLC PAY PER VIEW SUN., DECEMBER 20TH