Hell In A Cell Kick Off Show Match "24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP"
R-TRUTH DEFEAT DREW GULAK
Akira Tozawa and the Lucha House Party coming out after R-Truth. The 24/7 title must always be defended by its name. Drew Gulak not taking his loss very well. Drew Gulak calling out R-Truth's childhood idol by saying, "JOHN CENA SUCKS!" LOL, thats probably the one thing Drew Gulak and I can agree on.
It won't be long, we're beginning now. Roman Reigns and Jey Uso in a I-Quit match for the universal championship and there will be consequences.
MATCH #01 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ I-QUIT MATCH"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JEY USO
Alot of high stakes against Jey Uso tonight. Roman Reigns stepping inside the Hell in the Cell for the forth time. Roman Reigns, a man who never been beaten. This is Jey Uso's first time inside a Hell in a Cell as a single competitor. The last time it was in tag team competition. Jey Uso all amped up for this match. Jey Uso with the leather strap on Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns with a spear on Jey Uso that's his third spear so far. Jey Uso not breathing. Roman Reigns have the leather strap now. Roman Reigns doing the ass whipping. Jey Uso getting a hold of the leather strap and using it as a weapon. Jey Uso have the leather strap tied around Roman's neck. Roman fading in and out. Roman refusing to say, I-Quit. Jey Uso bringing in a steel chair. Roman Reigns with another superman punch followed by the guillotine. Jey Uso laying flat on the canvas but refusing to say, I-Quit. Roman Reigns getting frustrated that Jey Uso won't say, I-Quit. Roman Reigns taking advantage of a defenseless man. Jey Uso still won't quit. The referee is concerned for Jey Uso's wellbeing. He's willing to stop this match. Roman Reigns stopping him and tossing him over the ropes. According to Roman, no one closing this match but him. Adam Pearce on the outside of the cage along with other referees and officials trying to reason with Roman Reigns. There's no reasoning with a lunatic. Roman Reigns with the metal steps held high over Jey Uso. We all know what he was about to do. Until, Jimmy slips in hovering over Jey to prevent that from happening. Jimmy Uso in the ring pouring his heart out to his Cousin Roman. Roman Reigns there with his fake compassion and fake tears. Roman Reigns offering a handshake to Jimmy. Jimmy Uso accepting it which only allowed Roman to put on the guillotine hold. Roman Reigns wouldn't release Jimmy Uso from hold. Jey Uso uttering the words, "I-Quit" just to save his brother. Of course, Roman Reigns is happy by his victory. Roman Reigns at the top of the ramp being anointed by both Haffa and Seka. Roman Reigns is now, The Head at the table.
MATCH #02
ELIAS DEFEAT JEFF HARDY BY DISQUALIFICATION
Jeff Hardy removing the quitar from Elias and using it on him. It look like Elias's plans have back fired. Elias laying there outside of the ring, he doesn't look much like a winner. At least he has a bullshit album coming out tomorrow, lmao. ELIAS "UNIVERSAL TRUTH" Coming out Monday, October 26th
MATCH #03 "Money In The Bank BRIEFCASE"
THE MIZ DEFEAT OTIS
Morrison doing everything he can from the outside to interfere. I'm not a big fan of Otis but The Miz sucks too. Otis have alot to prove tonight.
John Morrison caught red-handed with the briefcase attempt over Otis head. The referee sending John Morrison to the locker room.
"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?" OMG, I can't believe it. Tucker just clocked his best friend over the head with the briefcase. And that was not inadvertent. That was straight up on purpose. Tucker stabbed Otis in the back. Like I said, I'm not a big fan of Otis. I'm not a big fan of backstabbers either. "FUCK YOU TUCKER!" 🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿
Congratulations to Bayley celebrating her 380 day reign as the SD Women's Champion. Although there is a possibility this maybe your last night. I'm not jinxing you boo. Bayley, whether your a champion or a non-champion you're still my #01 girl.
MATCH #04 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT BAYLEY
Sasha Banks using the chair around the neck of Bayley applying the bank statement. Sasha stomping on the chair. Bayley struggling in pain, she's being forced to tap out.
Look like we're going to have something tonight between the Hurt Business and Retribution. Bobby Lashley waiting inside the ring for any member of Retribution to face him for the United States Championship.
Slap Jack coming out answering the challenge.
MATCH #05 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT SLAP JACK
The Hell In A Cell pay per view must be on a intermission right now. They're preparing for the main event. Bobby Lashley making this look easy. Mustafa Ali setting up Bobby Lashley with an ambush. Mace and T-Bar on the attack. The rest of the Hurt Business in heavy pursuit to the ring as Retribution retreat.
MATCH #06 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE
The match is not underway. Randy Orton trying to get the upper hand on Drew McIntyre. These two are going at it outside of the cage. Okay, there finally in the cage the match have officially started. Drew McIntyre looking very excited to experience his first Hell in a Cell venture. I don't know anyone that calls themself, "The Scottish Psychopath". I don't think you would want to be locked inside a cage with that person.
Randy Orton with the bolt cutters and escaping from the ring. Drew McIntyre going after him. Randy Orton looking to raise the stakes. Randy Orton taking this match to the top of the cage. Drew McIntyre being the daredevil that he is. He'll take this battle anywhere Randy Orton wants to go. This may not have been a good idea. Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre battling on the side of cage. Drew McIntyre comes tumbling down from 10 feet in the air into the Raw announcement table. Drew McIntyre gasping for air and coughing up blood. Randy Orton with his sick smile of enjoyment. You can tell Drew McIntyre is in pain but with his last gasp he manages to pull off a claymore.
Drew McIntyre starting to gain a little momentum back. It look like he's about to do another claymore. Drew McIntyre isn't 100% at this point of the match. Drew McIntyre taking some time to rest. When Drew McIntyre was ready. It was too late, Randy Orton two steps ahead of him with the RKO and seizing the victory. Randy Orton becomes the 14X champion and now he's tied with Triple H.
I'm trying to think as I write what was so awesome about tonight's pay per view. I just got finish watching six matches and they all sucked. If I had to choose a match tonight. I would say the Sasha Banks vs Bayley. I wasn't happy that Sasha won and became the new Smackdown women's champion. However those two ladies put on an excellent performance inside that Hell in a Cell. Bayley was incredible tonight especially for someone making her first Hell in a Cell debut. She did a great job inside the cell.
