KICK OFF SHOW:
HOSTED BY: RENEE YOUNG, JERRY LAWLER, SAM ROBERTS AND DAVID OTUNGA
Raw General Manager, Kurt Angle joining the Kick Off Show Commentary Table. Look who else have something to say and can never shut up. The Miz, joining the Kick Off Show Commentary Table. The Miz telling Kurt Angle its about time you start paying more attention to me.
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
Elias, blessing the Staples Center's crowd with his god awful voice, lol. There have never been a time that I was so happy to see the Titus Brand. Apollo Crews coming out here to shut Elias up, lol.
ELIAS DEFEAT APOLLO CREWS
Why am I not surprised? Everyone wants to walk with Elias except me.
NO MERCY BEGINS:
No what will make this match awesome if Jason Jordan takes that title off of The Miz. The Miz dedicating this match to his unborn child. The Miz have L.A., home team advantage from the fans. Jason Jordan taking down the Miztourage. Jason Jordan locked in the crossface on The Miz. The Miz wouldn't tap out. Jason Jordan have The Miz down for the count. The Miz kicked out. The Miz with the skull crushing finale planted onto Jason Jordan.
MATCH #01 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE MIZ DEFEAT JASON JORDAN
This match is a waste of time. Do you really need to see this again. Bray Wyatt is such a loser. He suckered Finn Balor into this match. Bray Wyatt is just embarrassed because he got defeated by a fictional character. Bray Wyatt want Finn Balor to face him as a man. Whether it's man or demon, Finn Balor will still kick Bray Wyatt's ass. Cheap shot by Bray Wyatt before the bell rang. Bray Wyatt continuing with the mind games. Finn Balor being taking to the back for X-rays and observations. Finn Balor making his way back to the ring holding his ribs. As you can see the ribs are still bothering Finn. Finn Balor surviving in this match on pure adrenaline. Bray Wyatt with a euronaghi planted on Finn Balor. Balor kicked out. Finn Balor having trouble getting to the top rope. Constant grabbing of the ribs. Bray Wyatt with a slaughterous chop to Finn Balor. Finn Balor with the cudagra right through Bray Wyatt.
MATCH #02 "MAN VS MAN"
FINN BALOR DEFEAT BRAY WYATT
Was I lying.
Rollins finally in this match. Ambrose took a lot of abuse from Cesaro. LMAO, Cesaro may have lost a tooth or two, lol. Cesaro being checked out at ring side. Rollins was nowhere around, Ambrose almost tapped out to the crossface that Cesaro had locked in. Rollins is out of action. Sheamus and Cesaro are trying everything in their power to defeat Rollins and Ambrose, they haven't done it yet. Dean Ambrose with a lucky dirty deeds on Sheamus, gaining the victory.
MATCH #03 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS & DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT SHEAMUS & CESARO
This next match going to be crazy. 05 WWE Raw divas going hard for the women's championship in a fatal five way match. Where the champion doesn't even have to be pinned. Talk about ultimate back stabbing for the champion, lol. There's no homegirls in this match. This isn't the time to be friends. This is a time to be CHAMPION! Totally awesome, Nia Jax with the double somoan drop on Sasha Banks and Alexa Bliss. Triple alliance taking Nia Jax over the apron. Nia Jax, back on the apron. Emma and Bayley taking Nia Jax down. Nia Jax landing on the back of her neck. Nia Jax, back inside the ring. Alexa Bliss sidestepping Nia Jax into the ring post. Alexa Bliss getting the victory pinfall on Bayley.
MATCH #04 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP/FATAL 5 WAY"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT BAYLEY, EMMA, NIA JAX, SASHA BANKS
There would be a time where I throw dirt on Alexa Bliss's name after a match but not tonight. I'm going to give Alexa Bliss her due. It isn't easy to take on four women with your title on the line. She manage to pull off the upset. I'll give it to Alexa.
It's about time John Cena found someone as good as him. Someone who can shut him up because John Cena more than just suck. "JOHN CENA'S A BITCH!" Roman Reigns, I never supported you with this whole yard concept but you need to show John Cena tonight, who's yard this really is. Cena stop it with the mind games and get your coward ass back in the ring. Get up Mr 16X's, lol. Reigns don't let me down. Don't let this match be Cena's 99th win. Yes, superman punch. SPEAR! NO AA, YES ROMAN YOU KICKED OUT, WOOOOOO. Cena rearranging the spanish announce table. Instead, Roman Reigns speared Cena through the tables, WOOOOOO FUCKIN' AWESOME! Cena with a look of disbelief. Roman Reigns kicked out of 02 AA's. Yes, Yes, Roman Reigns that's my guy. Yes, Superman punch followed by a spear, wooooooooo, ROMAN REIGNS TOOK DOWN JOHN CENA, YES, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
that's right Roman this is your YARD, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MATCH #05
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JOHN CENA
The Miz going into Kurt Angle's office running something by Kurt for tomorrow's Monday Night Raw. The Miz plans to have Roman Reigns as his guest on MizTv. Kurt Angle agrees with The Miz's idea and offer to have MizTv as the opener for Monday Night Raw.
I can't believe I'm going to route for this competitor but I must admit as annoying as Enzo Amore happen to be. In the past couple of weeks, he have shifted the course of 205 Live. Something that 205 Live needed. I consider this like a comedy match. You must admit it would be hilarious if Enzo Amore walked out of the Staples Center as the Cruiserweight Champion.
MATCH #06 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ENZO AMORE DEFEAT NEVILLE
LMAO, OMG I told you this was a joke. Lol, oh man Enzo Amore the new Cruiserweight Champion. Brilliant Enzo, waiting till the referee back was turned and go in with a low blow on Neville, CLMAO.
Broc Lesnar with the delivery of six German suplexes but still haven't been able to put away Braun Strowman.
Broc Lesnar, finally executed an F-5 to get his pin on Strowman.
MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN
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