Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2020 Issue #02 "Hell In A Cell"

Hell In A Cell Kick Off Show Panel tonight with Jerry "The King" Lawler, Booker T, Kayla, Peter Rosenberg and Jeff Jarrett 

Hell In A Cell Kick Off Show Match "24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP"

R-TRUTH DEFEAT DREW GULAK 

Akira Tozawa and the Lucha House Party coming out after R-Truth. The 24/7 title must always be defended by its name. Drew Gulak not taking his loss very well. Drew Gulak calling out R-Truth's childhood idol by saying, "JOHN CENA SUCKS!" LOL, thats probably the one thing Drew Gulak and I can agree on. 

It won't be long, we're beginning now. Roman Reigns and Jey Uso in a I-Quit match for the universal championship and there will be consequences. 

MATCH #01 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ I-QUIT MATCH"

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JEY USO 

Alot of high stakes against Jey Uso tonight. Roman Reigns stepping inside the Hell in the Cell for the forth time. Roman Reigns, a man who never been beaten. This is Jey Uso's first time inside a Hell in a Cell as a single competitor. The last time it was in tag team competition. Jey Uso all amped up for this match. Jey Uso with the leather strap on Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns with a spear on Jey Uso that's his third spear so far. Jey Uso not breathing. Roman Reigns have the leather strap now. Roman Reigns doing the ass whipping. Jey Uso getting a hold of the leather strap and using it as a weapon. Jey Uso have the leather strap tied around Roman's neck. Roman fading in and out. Roman refusing to say, I-Quit. Jey Uso bringing in a steel chair. Roman Reigns with another superman punch followed by the guillotine. Jey Uso laying flat on the canvas but refusing to say, I-Quit. Roman Reigns getting frustrated that Jey Uso won't say, I-Quit. Roman Reigns taking advantage of a defenseless man. Jey Uso still won't quit. The referee is concerned for Jey Uso's wellbeing. He's willing to stop this match. Roman Reigns stopping him and tossing him over the ropes. According to Roman, no one closing this match but him. Adam Pearce on the outside of the cage along with other referees and officials trying to reason with Roman Reigns. There's no reasoning with a lunatic. Roman Reigns with the metal steps held high over Jey Uso. We all know what he was about to do. Until, Jimmy slips in hovering over Jey to prevent that from happening. Jimmy Uso in the ring pouring his heart out to his Cousin Roman. Roman Reigns there with his fake compassion and fake tears. Roman Reigns offering a handshake to Jimmy. Jimmy Uso accepting it which only allowed Roman to put on the guillotine hold. Roman Reigns wouldn't release Jimmy Uso from hold. Jey Uso uttering the words, "I-Quit" just to save his brother. Of course, Roman Reigns is happy by his victory. Roman Reigns at the top of the ramp being anointed by both Haffa and Seka. Roman Reigns is now, The Head at the table.

MATCH #02 

ELIAS DEFEAT JEFF HARDY BY DISQUALIFICATION 

Jeff Hardy removing the quitar from Elias and using it on him. It look like Elias's plans have back fired. Elias laying there outside of the ring, he doesn't look much like a winner. At least he has a bullshit album coming out tomorrow, lmao. ELIAS "UNIVERSAL TRUTH" Coming out Monday, October 26th

MATCH #03 "Money In The Bank BRIEFCASE"

THE MIZ DEFEAT OTIS

Morrison doing everything he can from the outside to interfere. I'm not a big fan of Otis but The Miz sucks too. Otis have alot to prove tonight. 

John Morrison caught red-handed with the briefcase attempt over Otis head. The referee sending John Morrison to the locker room. 

"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?" OMG, I can't believe it. Tucker just clocked his best friend over the head with the briefcase. And that was not inadvertent. That was straight up on purpose. Tucker stabbed Otis in the back. Like I said, I'm not a big fan of Otis. I'm not a big fan of backstabbers either. "FUCK YOU TUCKER!" 🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿

Congratulations to Bayley celebrating her 380 day reign as the SD Women's Champion. Although there is a possibility this maybe your last night. I'm not jinxing you boo. Bayley, whether your a champion or a non-champion you're still my #01 girl.

MATCH #04 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

SASHA BANKS DEFEAT BAYLEY 

Sasha Banks using the chair around the neck of Bayley applying the bank statement. Sasha stomping on the chair. Bayley struggling in pain, she's being forced to tap out. 

Look like we're going to have something tonight between the Hurt Business and Retribution. Bobby Lashley waiting inside the ring for any member of Retribution to face him for the United States Championship. 

Slap Jack coming out answering the challenge. 

MATCH #05 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT SLAP JACK

The Hell In A Cell pay per view must be on a intermission right now. They're preparing for the main event. Bobby Lashley making this look easy. Mustafa Ali setting up Bobby Lashley with an ambush. Mace and T-Bar on the attack. The rest of the Hurt Business in heavy pursuit to the ring as Retribution retreat. 

MATCH #06 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"

RANDY ORTON DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 

The match is not underway. Randy Orton trying to get the upper hand on Drew McIntyre. These two are going at it outside of the cage. Okay, there finally in the cage the match have officially started. Drew McIntyre looking very excited to experience his first Hell in a Cell venture. I don't know anyone that calls themself, "The Scottish Psychopath". I don't think you would want to be locked inside a cage with that person. 

Randy Orton with the bolt cutters and escaping from the ring. Drew McIntyre going after him. Randy Orton looking to raise the stakes. Randy Orton taking this match to the top of the cage. Drew McIntyre being the daredevil that he is. He'll take this battle anywhere Randy Orton wants to go. This may not have been a good idea. Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre battling on the side of cage. Drew McIntyre comes tumbling down from 10 feet in the air into the Raw announcement table. Drew McIntyre gasping for air and coughing up blood. Randy Orton with his sick smile of enjoyment. You can tell Drew McIntyre is in pain but with his last gasp he manages to pull off a claymore. 

Drew McIntyre starting to gain a little momentum back. It look like he's about to do another claymore. Drew McIntyre isn't 100% at this point of the match. Drew McIntyre taking some time to rest. When Drew McIntyre was ready. It was too late, Randy Orton two steps ahead of him with the RKO and seizing the victory. Randy Orton becomes the 14X champion and now he's tied with Triple H. 

I'm trying to think as I write what was so awesome about tonight's pay per view. I just got finish watching six matches and they all sucked. If I had to choose a match tonight. I would say the Sasha Banks vs Bayley. I wasn't happy that Sasha won and became the new Smackdown women's champion. However those two ladies put on an excellent performance inside that Hell in a Cell. Bayley was incredible tonight especially for someone making her first Hell in a Cell debut. She did a great job inside the cell. 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover 31"

NXT Takeover 31 Kick Off Show Hosted By Scott Stanford and Sam Phillips 

Rhea Ripley letting it be known, "If I.O. wins she want back at the championship title. If Candice wins, it will be her shortest reign in history."

NXT Takeover 31 experiencing some Thunderdome tonight. Vince McMahon authorizing the LED walls to be set up.

MATCH #01 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"

DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO 

Will tonight be the Gargano Way. Johnny Gargano looking to gain his 2X North American Championship tonight. I see we're being joined tonight on commentary with Beth Phoenix, Vic Joseph and Wade Barrett (Welcome Back!) So far it have been 50/50 action between the two. Johnny Gargano with a barrage of offenses. Damien Priest countering every move, every time. I know, I may have put down Damien Priest alot since he's become the North American Champion but after tonight's match. I'm not going to judge nor criticize our North American Champion on how he lives his lifestyle. After watching this match, Damien Priest has the right to party with as many ladies as he prefer. Awesome match 👍🏿

MATCH #02

KUSHIDA DEFEAT THE VELVETEEN DREAM

Okay, not allowing himself to be introduced. Kushida bringing the fight to The Velveteen Dream before the opening bell. Kushida showing The Velveteen Dream what he created. The Velveteen Dream finally turning something around, off of the corner turnbuckle. The crowd here is for Kushida, you hear the love. Kushida with another attempt at locking in the armbar. The Velveteen Dream not escaping this time. The Velveteen Dream tapped out. Kushida wasn't satisfied. Kushida wanted to punish The Velveteen Dream some more. Kushida continued with the attacks. Security and referees couldn't hold him back. Kushida is unhinged!

MATCH #03 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"

SANTOS ESCOBAR DEFEAT ISIAH SWERVE SCOTT 

I'm for Mr Scott. Mr Escobar needs to lose that championship and his alliance. Scott delivering a little extra on Escobar. Escobar wisely escaping to the outside. Scott with the rolling thunder followed by a pinfall, close call. Scott with a DDT on Escobar followed by a pinfall, another close call. Just what I was expecting and I know Isiah Swerve Scott was expecting as well. The Santos Escobar Bag of Tricks in the name of "Legado Del Fantasma". Joaquin Wilde and Raul Mendoza getting themselves involved. 

Scott hit his head on a exposed ring post. Santos Escobar taken advantage of it and utilizing it for his victory. 

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

I.O. SHIRAI DEFEAT CANDICE LERAE 

You know a year ago on October 4th 2019 if someone were to ask me, Do you think Candice Lerae deserve to be the women's champion of NXT. I would have said, yes. Of course, a year ago was a completely different Candice Lerae, a more nicer and sweeter Candice Lerae. Things change in one whole year. Candice Lerae have only been a heel for six months so far. During those six months Candice Lerae manage to make up for the years on NXT when she was being pushed to the side and overlooked. The question I ask, Can Miss Lerae finally add some jewelry to her NXT record book? 

I.O. Shirai regaining her championship who gives a shit. What I like was that look of shock on I.O. Shirai's face when Toni Storm appeared on the screen. Toni Storm giving everyone a warning. "NXT IS TONI TIME!" Oh yes, can't wait. It's Toni Time!  That wasn't all that startled I.O. Shirai, right after Toni Storm's video promo. Ember Moon coming into the NXT arena with motorcycle helmet and attire. You can imagine how surprised I was once Ember pulled off that helmet. Lol, I'm just laughing because I.O. Shirai only got more people aiming for that title.

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

FINN BALOR DEFEAT KYLE O'REILLY 

Hard hitting match, both men fought to the finish. Finn Balor leaving here tonight as NXT Champion with a bloody lip. Finn Balor respecting Kyle O'Reilly a little more after tonight's match. Kyle earned it. The Undisputed Era minus Adam Cole coming to the ring. 

Ridge Holland coming out carrying Adam Cole on his shoulder with no explanation. He dumps Adam Cole at ringside and leaves.

NEXT WWE & NXT EVENT:

Hell In A Cell Sunday, October 25, 2020

NXT Halloween Havoc Wednesday October 28, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2020 Issue #02 "WWE Clash Of Champions Gold Rush"

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH: 

"SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

CESARO & SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT LUCHA HOUSE PARTY

I had a feeling this match was being chosen for the kick off show. Yeah, you know how that goes Cesaro, Nakamura and Lucha House Party aren't main material for pay per views. 

Clash of the Champions Gold Rush Pay Per View kicking off tonight with more than just a championship match. A winner takes all ladders match. Both, titles hanging proudly over the ring. Although I don't know why Delusional Zayn's title is hanging over the ring, lol. I can only imagine, he begged the WWE staff to death to put it up there, smh. 

MATCH #01 "WINNER TAKE ALL LADDER MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT AJ STYLES AND JEFF HARDY

I think we're going to need that ambulance now, instead of later, lol. OMG, I can't believe what Sami Zayn is doing. Sami Zayn handcuffing Jeff Hardy's earlobe to one of the ladders. Sami Zayn trying to do the same thing with Aj Styles. Sami Zayn handcuffed himself to Aj Styles. Wherever Aj Styles go, Sami will go. Aj Styles trying to climb up the ladder. Sami Zayn being attached to Aj Styles keeping himself nailed to the canvas. Sami Zayn un-handcuffed himself from Aj Styles and handcuffed Aj to another ladder. Sami Zayn climbing up the ladder and bringing down both, championships. Its sad to say but unfortunately, Sami Zayn is the Undisputed Intercontinental Champion.

MATCH #02 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

ASUKA DEFEAT ZELINA VEGA 

Somoa Joe is back, joining the Monday Night Raw commentary team at their announce table. 

Zelina Vega first attempt at championship gold. She's giving up the babysitting of Andrade and Angel Garza and thinking big. Zelina Vega showing the WWE Universe that she has goals and big plans to make it in this business. Congratulations to the homegirl from Queens. Zelina Vega did an impressive performance. She caught Asuka on multiple occasions nearly coming close with pinfalls. In do time, Zelina Vega will be a champion. Zelina Vega The Future! 

Zelina Vega with a cheap shot at the end of the match. Zelina Vega very sore over her loss. She didn't take it very well. 

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT APOLLO CREWZ

Apollo Crewz failed, he wasn't himself. Totally off during the match. This match goes to Bobby Lashley. 

MATCH #04 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT ANDRADE AND ANGEL GARZA

Andrade and Angel Garza taking on the Streets Profits tonight for the tag team championships without Zelina Vega's management and supervision. SMH, all I'm going to say, "You have no excuses!" 

MATCH #05 "OPEN CHALLENGE FOR SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

ASUKA DEFEAT BAYLEY BY DISQUALIFICATION 

Bayley wasn't expecting a surprise visitor tonight. It's BOSS TIME, Sasha Banks returning here tonight on Clash of the Championship. Sasha Banks bringing her own steel chair for Bayley. Sasha Banks with a little bit of vengeance got off as much as she can give. You can still tell Sasha Banks isn't 100%. She did all she could to go after Bayley especially with the neckbrace still wrapped around her neck. Bayley wasn't there to fight Sasha. Bayley seized the opportunity and got herself away from Sasha. You know that old heel saying, "I'll face you, on my time". My time, normally mean jumping their opponent from behind, lol. 

MATCH #06 "AMBULANCE MATCH FOR THE  RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 

They always say Karma is a bitch. Tonight Karma appears at the size of The Big Show, LMAO, OMG. I like that totally awesome well played. The Big Show punishing Randy with a slam through the announce table. 

I don't know what Drew McIntyre concocted for tonight. Whatever it is, so far its been brilliant. A night filled with Randy Orton retributions coming from Christian in the backstage area and Shawn Michaels delivering the sweetchin music to Randy Orton from the top of the ambulance. Everyone's coming out this evening and getting their piece of payback on Orton. 

Drew McIntyre came very close to losing the World Championship. Randy Orton almost had Drew McIntyre in the ambulance. Drew McIntyre wouldn't let Orton shut the door. McIntyre manage to escape through the ambulance. Randy Orton ended up being the one locked inside the ambulance but not before Drew McIntyre made his final move. The punt on Randy Orton's head that started all of this. Now, the ambulance is closed and locked with Randy Orton and the Natureboy Ric Flair behind the wheels ready to go the local hospital, lol. It seems everyone came out for a piece of revenge towards Randy Orton except Edge. I wish, Edge was there. He deserves as much payback on Orton as possible. 

MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/COUSIN VS COUSIN"

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JEY USO

Jey Uso trying to play mind games on Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns did not come out here for games. Jey Uso punches are bouncing off Roman Reigns his punches don't faze him. Roman Reigns knocked out Jey Uso with one superman punch and two rogue punches and yet Jey Uso is still standing. Roman Reigns continuing with the beat down. I feel he proved his point, he should just take the pin count. Okay, Jey Uso back up with some momentum taking down Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns should have gotten out of there. Jey Uso with a super kick and pin attempt. Roman Reigns kicking out. 

Jey Uso with another super kick and pin attempt. Roman Reigns kicking out. Roman Reigns spearing Jey Uso. Roman Reigns looking to be declared as the "Tribal Chief" "The Head of Table!" Jey Uso denying Roman Reigns request. The more Jey Uso keeps denying. The more Roman Reigns will continue to lay the Smackdown on Jey Uso. Roman Reigns will not stop until, he's acknowledged as "The Tribal Chief!" 

Jimmy Uso coming down the ramp with a white towel. Jimmy begging Roman Reigns to stop. Jey telling Jimmy not to throw in the towel. Jimmy doesn't care he's thinking about his brother. You have this guy in the ring who Jey Uso thought was his cousin but it turns out Roman Reigns is nothing more than a monster. I don't blame Jimmy for throwing in the towel. Jey may not have like it but trust me it was for your own good. Jey Uso needed to get away from that monster. 

NEXT WWE EVENT:

HELL IN A CELL, SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2020 Issue #01 "AEW ALL OUT!"

Yes I made it back home in time. In time for tonight's AEW All Out. I just needed to step out and get myself twisted for the night. Just got finish tossing back some mimosa. I'm looking forward to some more mimosa later on during match of the evening; Chris Jericho vs Orange Cassidy.

MATCH #01 "TOOTH N NAILS MATCH"

BIG SWOLE DEFEAT BRIT BAKER DMD

I'm going to remember this match the next time I visit a dentist office. No Rebal tonight. 

MATCH #02

YOUNG BUCKS DEFEAT JURASSIC EXPRESS I figure the Young Bucks would win. AEW loves the Young Bucks. Its obvious they don't give a shit about Jurassic Express. As I recall since Jurassic Express been together they only had one victory.

MATCH #03 "CASINO BATTLE ROYAL"

GROUP $01

TRENT SEVEN, CHRISTOPHER DANIELS, JAKE HAGAR,  THE BLADE, RAY FENIX....

GROUP #02

FRANKIE KAZARIAN, WILL HOBBS, CHUCK TAYLOR, SANTANA AND OTIS....

GROUP #03

BILLY GUNN, PENTAGON, BRIAN CAGE, RICKY STARKS AND DARBY ALLIN....

GROUP #04

SHAWN SPEARS, EDDIE KINGSTON, SONNY KISS, LANCE ARCHER AND THE BUTCHER....

#21ST MAN

MATT SYDAL IS THE JOKER....

Matt Sydal making his AEW debut

LANCE ARCHER WINNER OF THE CASINO BATTLE ROYAL. Lance Archer #01 contender.

MATCH #04 "BROKEN RULES MATCH"

MATT HARDY DEFEAT SAMMY GUEVARA 

Matt Hardy had hit his onto the concrete. 

Referee Aubrey Edward's and Doc Samson stopping the match. Both competitors looking to continue and kill each other, specifically Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy manage to get hold of Sammy Guevara and the match continued on.

MATCH #05 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT THUNDEROSA

Thunderosa is a good wrestler. She really put it on Hikaru Shidu but all it took was that knee kick to lay her down.

MATCH #06 "08 MAN TAG TEAM"

NATURAL NIGHTMARES, SCORPIO SKY AND MATT CARDONA DEFEAT THE DARK ORDER 

The Dark Order had the Natural Nightmare beat. Brodie Lee set up Colt Cabana for a win. Colt Cabana screwed it up with a moonsault. Brodie Lee was irate. 

THIS WEDNESDAY, ON AEW DYNAMITE 

BRODIE LEE VS DUSTIN RHODES FOR THE TNT CHAMPIONSHIP 

MATCH #07 "AEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

F.T.R. DEFEAT KENNY OMEGA AND HANGMAN PAGE

Of course, I was wondering how long it'll take for your WWE criticisms. Really, Jr and Xcalibur an immature crack about WWE's tag team. 🤭

Kenny's doing a lot in this match. Hangman does have his back but at a minimum. F.T.R. possibly looking at gold at the end of night. Harwood and Wheeler going in on Kenny Omega, as if this a handicap match. Hangman Page finally back inside the ring. He had plenty of time to rest. 

F.T.R. they came to AEW seeking to become the new tag team champions but this match was war. F.T.R. had to earn them titles and they did. They put up on a fight and whupped the asses of Kenny Omega and Hangman Page.

MATCH #08 "MIMOSA MAYHEM MATCH"

ORANGE CASSIDY DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO 

This is a very unusual match requested by Chris Jericho. A mimosa match, basically the first person to take dive into the mimosa vat loses. We have both competitors being extremely careful as they wrestler on all sides of this ring. There's two vats set up on both sides of the ring. So far, Chris Jericho went through the vat halfway his foot only.

Okay, Orange Cassidy again knocking Chris Jericho straight into the mimosa vat, lmao omg classic. Chris Jericho created it, Chris Jericho bask in it, lol

AEW FULL GEAR SATURDAY NOV. O7TH

MATCH #09 "AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

JON MOXLEY DEFEAT MJF 

MJF showing off in the ring. I think MJF may have broken Moxley's shoulder during the tussle. Moxley working with a one arm. Moxley with the paradigm shift, he can lose championship. He almost lost the title. 

MJF with the heatseeker

Moxley and MJF on their knees throwing blows going back n forth, lol.

Wardlow threw in the diamond ring to MJF 

The referees back was turned trying to get Wardlow off of the side of the ring 

Jon Moxley pulled off that illegal maneuver with the paradigm shift behind the referees back.

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #03 "WWE Payback"

Payback Kick Off Show Live Stream Panel with Charly Caruso, Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield, Peter Rosenberg, Booker T and Jerry "The King" Lawler 

R-Truth, what are you doing here. Raw Talk is tomorrow, you big doofus.🤦‍♂️ Your interrupting the Kick Off Show. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01:

THE RIOTT SQUAD DEFEAT THE IICONICS 

Shades of Kay from Billie Kay, Ruby Riott feeling it. Double team in the corner by Billie Kay and Peyton Royce on Ruby Riott. I'm looking at the frustration on Liv Morgan's face. The desperation, she want inside the ring. Liv Morgan finally tags herself in. Liv Morgan with the double stomp on Peyton Royce. Liv Morgan tagging back in Ruby Riott. 

Okay its Payback Time! 

Of course get rid of the garbage matches first. I just hope Apollo Crews is successful this week just like he was last week against MVP. Of course MVP needs Bobby Lashley assistance to capture the United States Championship. Lol, No Hurt Business being bard from ringside this week. Gee I wonder why, lol. 

Uh huh look what I told you already MVP and Shelton Benjamin up and ready to take down Apollo but they can't because they know if any member of the Hurt Business lay a hand on Apollo Crews the match will be declared a disqualification. 

Bobby Lashley with a full nelson on Apollo Crews. Apollo Crews tapping out. Bobby Lashley the new United States Championship 🤭 Bobby Lashley and the Hurt Business are very thrilled. Apollo Crews shutting down their happiness. Apollo Crews making it clear, he's coming back for his championship.

MATCH #01 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT APOLLO CREWS 

Another garbage match their airing at the early start of the program. 🤭 

Okay Big E have gotten my attention driving Sheamus through the ropes on to the mats. 

Big E with his finisher taking down the Celtic Warrior with Big Ending. 

Big E letting Corey Graves know, "I'm ready if you don't feel that, you don't feel me!"

MATCH #02

BIG E DEFEAT SHEAMUS 

We're starting to see a change in the pay per view as it gets fired up with Matt Riddle facing King Snorbin.🤭 I can't stand this so call King. Why is he a King anyway. You know, Corbin should be one of those sudan that's known for carrying a king.

MATCH #03 

MATT RIDDLE DEFEAT KING CORBIN 

King Corbin not accepting Matt Riddle's victory. Corbin letting Riddle know the war isn't over. 

Okay, now we're getting down to business. WWE Women's Tag Team Championship on the line. Will Sasha Banks and Bayley still be champions after this match is over. We all know Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler the biggest bitches in the WWE that can't stand one another willing to put their differences aside for the WWE Tag Team Championships. 

Nia and Shayna doing exactly what they said backstage, "you stay out of my way and I'll stay out of your way". Nia and Shayna very dominate during this match. Sasha and Bayley trying to figure out how to regroup. Shayna Baszler with Bayley in the carabuda clutch. Bayley tapped out. One Belt Bayley, No Belt Banks. 

MATCH #04 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

SHAYNA BASZLER & NIA JAX DEFEAT BAYLEY & SASHA BANKS 

Keith Lee is up next against the legend killer, Randy Orton. I wish him all the best. The only thing I ask of the match is Keith Lee, please wear shorts and not a skirt. 

Okay I see he has on tight shorts, I don't know that must hurt his testicles. Let 'em breathe brother. Okay that's enough of biology. Let's get into the match. Keith Lee feeling the slaps coming from Randy Orton. Randy Orton demanding respect. An elbow by Keith Lee, the impact sends Randy Orton rolling across the ring. Keith Lee slamming Randy Orton into the commentary table. Randy Orton attempting an RKO on Keith Lee. Keith Lee with his strength set up Randy Orton with the spirit bomb. Keith Lee pinned Randy Orton. 

MATCH 05 

KEITH LEE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 

I got my fingers crossed for The Mysterio family. I'm getting sick and tired of the Monday Night Moron and his girlfriend Murphy. Dominic Mysterio already all over Murphy. Seth Rollins want to take care of Dominic. Dominic tagging in Rey Mysterio. Rey Mysterio all over Murphy. Rey Mysterio wants Seth Rollins in the ring. Seth with a little hesitation. Seth and Murphy back and forth with tagging ins keeping Rey Mysterio away from Dominic. Rey Mysterio finally reached Dominic. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow on Dominic. Dominic kicking out. Seth Rollins taking apart Dominic Mysterio. Dominic needs to get to Rey Mysterio but he's across the ring. Dominic manage to make it. Rey Mysterio is back inside. Rey Mysterio getting a piece of Seth Rollins. Rey Mysterio off the top rope. Omg, Seth Rollins with a kick to the ribs of Rey Mysterio. Seth Rollins and Murphy firing Dominic straight into the barricade. There making sure Dominic isn't a factor anymore. Seth Rollins looking to do some kind of powerbomb on Rey Mysterio into the corner turnbuckle. Murphy accidentally kicked Seth Rollins. 

Dominic pinned Murphy 

Seth Rollins isn't pleased with Murphy's clumsiness. He's very disappointed. Let's see how the Monday Night Moron responds to that on Raw tomorrow night.

MATCH #06

REY MYSTERIO & DOMINIC DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS & MURPHY 

I guess this was all in them contracts on Friday night Smackdown. We're getting a chance to see a No Holds Barred, No Disqualification and Triple Threat match.... The match haven't begun yet Braun Strowman making up for last week and getting an early start on The Fiend. The bell haven't rung yet because Roman Reigns haven't been announced. Where is Roman Reigns? What is Paul Heyman up to? Roman Reigns and Paul Heyman in the back watching these two monsters kill each other. There's no falls count anywhere it doesn't matter to Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman spearing The Fiend off the stage. Braun Strowman dragging The Fiend back in the ring, Braun Strowman with The Fiend. Lol, omg Braun Strowman and The Fiend the  impact from their body made the ring implode lmao. Oh yeah now Roman Reigns comes out to take advantage of two men lying in the struggle. Perhaps laying in the waste is a better term. Who the hell is this new Roman Reigns? Seriously bro walking down the ramp while your signing the contract. Paul Heyman gassed this man's head up. Roman Reigns pinned Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns now stating he got back the championship he never lost. 

MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN AND THE FIEND 

Next WWE Event: 

Clash of Championship Sun, September 27th

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #02 "WWE Summerslam"

Summerslam 2020 Kick Off Show with Booker T, Charly Caruso, Renee Young, Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield and Peter Rosenberg 

Shayna Baszler leaving a message for whoever wins the women's championship tonight. "She got next!" 

First Kick Off Show Match of the night. An opportunity by Apollo Crews to defend his title against MVP with his boys banned from ringside. The United States Championship on the line. If MVP loses this match its back to the end of the line. Welcome to the thunderdome. I see, the crowd is out loud. 

Kick Off Show Match "United States Championship"

APOLLO CREWS DEFEAT MVP

Apollo Crews defeat MVP but here comes the Hurt Business. Apollo getting out of dodge in a hurry. 

We're getting ready to close out the Kick Off Show but before we do so I would like to send my love and appreciation to a very special lady. Renee, this is for everything you have done for the WWE. Your more than just a commentator. Renee Young your a real classy woman. Good luck on your new path in life. I heard you have published a cook book lots of luck and success and God bless to you! 👍👍🏾👍🏿 

I wasn't expecting to see this match up first. 

Bayley vs Asuka first match of night. Bayley defending her 317 day reign. I know why they're doing this. Asuka's next match with Sasha is later on. They figure if Asuka go up against Bayley this early it'll give her a lot of time to rest. 

MATCH #01 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

BAYLEY DEFEAT ASUKA 

Sasha jumping in the ring wanting to get some early shots off of Asuka trying to weakening her up for their match later.

Kevin Owens joining the commentary for this match. The Kevin Owens Show returns tomorrow night on Raw with Aleister Black as his guest. 

MATCH #02 "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 

THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT ANDRADE & ANGEL GARZA 

Andrade inadvertently knocked Zelina Vega off of the side of the ring. Andrade was checking on Zelina. Angel Garza had no one to tag in. The Streets Profits meant what they've said, you'll never see us coming lmao 

MATCH #03 "HAIR VS HAIR, NO DISQUALIFICATION, THE LOSER LEAVES WWE MATCH"

MANDY ROSE DEFEAT SONYA DEVILLE 

This match sucked. Sure the brawl between the ladies were awesome it doesn't mean a damn thing when you already know the results to the match. There's been several rumors over this match during the past weeks that Sonya Deville was departing from the WWE. Excuse me where does Sonya think She's going. She does know her hair have to get shaved. I don't care if that bitch is being stalked and she haves personal issues. It was this bitch that came up with this stipulation. 

MATCH #04 "STREET FIGHT"

SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT DOMINIK MYSTERIO 

Dominik Mysterio gets his premiere match tonight against Seth Rollins. Dominik standing up for the Mysterio family and eliminating the Monday Night Moron, lol. Rey Mysterio standing at ringside not getting involved. Seth Rollins talk too damn much. Dominik utilizing the same table that Seth had set up. Dominik with a tribute to Eddie Guerrero, frog splash from the top rope. Seth Rollins torturing Rey Mysterio because he knows Rey can not get involved. Seth Rollins and Murphy handcuffing Rey Mysterio to the ring ropes. Seth and Murphy were about to whip Rey with the kendu sticks. Dominik Mysterio from behind attacking Seth and Murphy. Dominik with a 6.1.9 on Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins with the curb stomp on Dominik Mysterio right in front of his father. Dominik leaving Summerslam tonight as soldier. He put up a gutsy fight against the Monday Night Moron. 

Asuka up for her next championship attempt against Miss Boss Time Sasha Banks for the Raw Women's Championship 

MATCH #05 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

ASUKA DEFEAT SASHA BANKS 

I'm disappointed in you Bayley. My girl, Bayley wouldn't sacrifice herself for her homegirl Sasha. Tick Tock 

I don't give a shit about Randy Orton but I guess his match wasn't good enough for the main event. So that can only mean Braun Strowman and Bray Wyatt have something exciting during their match if that's main event material tonight. I hope Drew McIntyre wasn't offended for being downgraded for the night. The only thing I want from Drew McIntyre is to leave Summerslam with that same championship around his waist. Its been 139 days since Drew McIntyre removed the Raw championship from The Beast Broc Lesnar and I would like for this championship to remain around the Scottish Psychopath.

MATCH #06 "RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 

Match already in progress, typical Randy Orton making his way out of dodge. Randy Orton already with the games. I would really love to know who hits first, the claymore or the rko. Both men going back and forth. 

Drew McIntyre held on as champion his reign continues.👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Drew McIntyre is still our WWE Champion.

MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

THE FIEND DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN

Okay its falls count anywhere match about to go down throughout the dome. The monster vs the fiend for the universal championship. This explains a lot more why its the main event. This match is closing out Summerslam. I'm with Corey Graves I never seen this side of Strowman either. Okay, these two are leaving the arena and heading into the back. The Fiend dragging Strowman back into the arena. Strowman looking for a box cutter to slice up the mat. Strowman exposing the mat. Strowman experiencing his carelessness from the exposed mat. The Fiend laying out Strowman with two sister abigails followed by a pinfall. The Fiend becoming the new universal champion. Roman Reigns with a spear and beating the hell out of The Fiend. Roman Reigns with a steel chair all over Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns with another spear on The Fiend. Summerslam we never saw this coming. Roman Reigns, I'm glad you came. Totally awesome. 

Next Sunday, August 30th WWE Payback 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover XXX"

NXT Takeover Kick Off Show 

Breezango defeat Imperium and Legado Del Fantasma 

Awesome match to kick off a pay per view. My money is on Finn Balor. Finn Balor need to stop getting shitted on by the WWE. 

NXT Takeover XXX 

MATCH #01

FINN BALOR DEFEAT TIMOTHY THATCHER 

Okay 👌 that's what I'm talking about 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿Congratulations, Finn Balor 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 for picking your 12th NXT Takeover win tonight. Totally awesome, not to mention for beating that bastard Timothy Thatcher for spoiling your chances of being in the North American Championship ladder match. 

Speaking of North American Championship ladder match look what I get to see. 

MATCH #02 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP/ LADDER MATCH"

DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO, BRONSON REED, CAMERON GRIMES, AND VELVETEEN DREAMS

Johnny Gargano and Damien Priest the last two males at the top of the ladder, grappling over the belt. The title have gotten loose. Priest manage to get hold of it. Damien Priest, the new North American Champion.

MATCH #03 

ADAM COLE DEFEAT PAT MCAFEE 

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

I.O. SHIRAI DEFEAT DAKOTA KAI W/ RAQUEL GONZALES 

Dakota Kai had inadvertently kicked out the referee. The referee is temporarily out cold. Raquel Gonzalez taking advantage of IO Shirai with an beat down. IO Shirai still manage to kick out. Raquel in total disbelief. Raquel Gonzalez from behind flattening IO Shirai. Rhea Ripley coming down the ramp. Rhea and Raquel with a face to face. Dakota and Raquel Gonzalez decided to back away from Rhea Ripley. But, don't think that Rhea Ripley came down here to save IO Shirai. She only came down here to save her next title opportunity, that's all. Rhea Ripley don't give a shit about IO Shirai. 

Lol, okay I see Damien Priest found himself some hoochies. He's celebrating his North American Championship, lol

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

KARRION KROSS DEFEAT KEITH LEE 

The match of the night. What everyone been waiting for. Both men haven't kept their eyes off of one another since they've gotten in the ring. Keith Lee all fired up and ready for action. Scarlett looking on the side. Kross looking to separate Lee's shoulders. Keith Lee buying himself sometime lifting 251 lbs of spaghetti legs, lol. I'm sensing the frustration in Scarlett. Karrion Kross giving Keith Lee his all. Karrion Kross has a lot of tricks up his sleeves. Karrion Kross been terminator tonight. It takes the heart ❤ of a soldier to take down someone like him. Apparently, Keith Lee couldn't do it. Keith Lee couldn't get pass the doomsday