I love hearing that, Iyo Sky telling Bayley, "I don't need you tonight. I have my own strategy!" Bayley wasn't happy hearing that.
OMG, Jade Cargill arrived being greeted by Triple H. She's finally here.
We're about to get started with Fastlane coming to you live from Indianapolis, Indiana. Over 14,000 fans in attendance for tonight's Fastlane.
MATCH #01
"UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
CODY RHODES & JEY USO DEFEAT FIN BALOR & DAMIEN PRIEST
People are too forgiving in this world. People like Cody Rhodes. Forgiving Jey Uso and giving him a second chance. These two have nothing in common. Jey Uso spent the last four years with The Bloodline making Cody Rhodes life a living hell. Cody Rhodes is just going to forgive and forget. Good luck on your tag team match. Your teaming with someone you have no chemistry with.
WOW, that was awesome. Okay maybe I was wrong. Perhaps Cody Rhodes and Jey Uso do have some chemistry between them.
Can we really be honest though. If it wasn't for all those The Judgement Day interference during the match. Jey Uso and Cody Rhodes wouldn't have won tonight. I guess, I should be thanking JD McDonagh for hitting Damien Priest in the knee inadvertinely with the MITB briefcase, LMAO.
CONGRATULATIONS TO CODY RHODES AND JEY USO, THE NEW UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
MATCH #02 - "SIX MAN TAG TEAM"
REY MYSTERIO, SANTOS ESCOBAR & CARLITO DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY & THE STREET PROFITS
Rey Mysterio and Santos Escobar going into this match, handicap. Last night on Smackdown Bobby Lashley and The Street Profits taking down two members of the LWO. Rey Mysterio said, he'll look for a third member. I guess, no one responded back to him.
CARLITO'S HERE! Rey Mysterio's response finally showed up. Taking out Bobby Lashley and The Street Profits.
MATCH #03 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
"WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
IYO SKY DEFEAT ASUKA AND CHARLOTTE FLAIR
I'm not a fan of neither of these women. However if I had to choose. I'm routing for Iyo Sky. Only because I didn't like what Bayley did to her, suckering her into a triple threat match. This match was originally scheduled to be a singles match, Iyo Sky verses Charlotte Flair. Bayley pretending to understand Japanese conversation got Iyo Sky involved in this match. Iyo Sky's title is on the line tonight. Iyo Sky is out here tonight with no Damage Ctrl. Iyo Sky wants to go at this match alone.
Did, Bayley listen to Iyo Sky of course not. You know later during the match, she came out distracting the referee. Iyo Sky flying off the top rope breaking up Charlotte's figure eight hold on Asuka. Iyo Sky pinning Charlotte Flair.
Coming out now is Indianapolis, hometown hero Pat McAfee. Pat McAfee would like to have a Wrestlemania in Indianapolis. The crowd is with him.
MATCH #04
JOHN CENA & LA KNIGHT DEFEAT JIMMY USO & SOLO SIKOA
When are we going to see LA Knight in the ring? Solo Sikoa have been whupping John Cena's ass. John Cena look warned out. LA Knight dying to get in the ring. Just waiting to be tagged in.
John Cena finally made it across the ring. YEAH!, LA Knight in the ring.
MATCH #05 "LAST MAN STANDING"
"WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Seth "Freakin" Rollins is crazy another one putting their title on the line with no chance of retaining it. Seth Rollins is about to go into a dangerous match with his medical history. Shinsuke Nakamura looking to become the next WWE Heavyweight Champion. For weeks, Shinsuke Nakamura have been getting under the skin of Seth Rollins.
Lol, Shinsuke Nakamura ain't playin' he's going all in breaking out the nunchux, lol. Even if Shinsuke Nakamura doesn't win the championship tonight. He still wins in away. All this abuse, he's putting Seth Rollins through just to retain the Heavyweight championship.
Shinsuke Nakamura is loving this.
OMG, Shinsuke Nakamura sickening. Shinsuke Nakamura with red mist in Seth Rollins eyes. Seth Rollins falling off the ladder into the announce table.
Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow on Shinsuke Nakamura through the tech table. Seth Rollins stood up by the count of 10. Shinsuke Nakamura trying to stand up but he fell back down.
Congratulations to Seth Rollins for retaining your Heavyweight championship.
LOL, A three hour pay per view. You know y'all could have showed all of these matches on Monday minus the advertisements and the in ring trash talking.
A great pay per view. I admit I overstepped by talking smack about the first match with Cody Rhodes and Jey Uso verses Fin Balor and Damien Priest. I apologize for all the doubt. I was not expecting a loss tonight from The Judgement Day and I'am glad it happened. Definitely the best match of tonight. Congratulations to Cody Rhodes and Jey Uso. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
There were alot of good matches with alot of good results. Fastlane, 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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