R-Truth, what are you doing here. Raw Talk is tomorrow, you big doofus.🤦♂️ Your interrupting the Kick Off Show.
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01:
THE RIOTT SQUAD DEFEAT THE IICONICS
Shades of Kay from Billie Kay, Ruby Riott feeling it. Double team in the corner by Billie Kay and Peyton Royce on Ruby Riott. I'm looking at the frustration on Liv Morgan's face. The desperation, she want inside the ring. Liv Morgan finally tags herself in. Liv Morgan with the double stomp on Peyton Royce. Liv Morgan tagging back in Ruby Riott.
Okay its Payback Time!
Of course get rid of the garbage matches first. I just hope Apollo Crews is successful this week just like he was last week against MVP. Of course MVP needs Bobby Lashley assistance to capture the United States Championship. Lol, No Hurt Business being bard from ringside this week. Gee I wonder why, lol.
Uh huh look what I told you already MVP and Shelton Benjamin up and ready to take down Apollo but they can't because they know if any member of the Hurt Business lay a hand on Apollo Crews the match will be declared a disqualification.
Bobby Lashley with a full nelson on Apollo Crews. Apollo Crews tapping out. Bobby Lashley the new United States Championship 🤠Bobby Lashley and the Hurt Business are very thrilled. Apollo Crews shutting down their happiness. Apollo Crews making it clear, he's coming back for his championship.
MATCH #01 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT APOLLO CREWS
Another garbage match their airing at the early start of the program. ðŸ¤
Okay Big E have gotten my attention driving Sheamus through the ropes on to the mats.
Big E with his finisher taking down the Celtic Warrior with Big Ending.
Big E letting Corey Graves know, "I'm ready if you don't feel that, you don't feel me!"
MATCH #02
BIG E DEFEAT SHEAMUS
We're starting to see a change in the pay per view as it gets fired up with Matt Riddle facing King Snorbin.🤠I can't stand this so call King. Why is he a King anyway. You know, Corbin should be one of those sudan that's known for carrying a king.
MATCH #03
MATT RIDDLE DEFEAT KING CORBIN
King Corbin not accepting Matt Riddle's victory. Corbin letting Riddle know the war isn't over.
Okay, now we're getting down to business. WWE Women's Tag Team Championship on the line. Will Sasha Banks and Bayley still be champions after this match is over. We all know Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler the biggest bitches in the WWE that can't stand one another willing to put their differences aside for the WWE Tag Team Championships.
Nia and Shayna doing exactly what they said backstage, "you stay out of my way and I'll stay out of your way". Nia and Shayna very dominate during this match. Sasha and Bayley trying to figure out how to regroup. Shayna Baszler with Bayley in the carabuda clutch. Bayley tapped out. One Belt Bayley, No Belt Banks.
MATCH #04 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHAYNA BASZLER & NIA JAX DEFEAT BAYLEY & SASHA BANKS
Keith Lee is up next against the legend killer, Randy Orton. I wish him all the best. The only thing I ask of the match is Keith Lee, please wear shorts and not a skirt.
Okay I see he has on tight shorts, I don't know that must hurt his testicles. Let 'em breathe brother. Okay that's enough of biology. Let's get into the match. Keith Lee feeling the slaps coming from Randy Orton. Randy Orton demanding respect. An elbow by Keith Lee, the impact sends Randy Orton rolling across the ring. Keith Lee slamming Randy Orton into the commentary table. Randy Orton attempting an RKO on Keith Lee. Keith Lee with his strength set up Randy Orton with the spirit bomb. Keith Lee pinned Randy Orton.
MATCH 05
KEITH LEE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
I got my fingers crossed for The Mysterio family. I'm getting sick and tired of the Monday Night Moron and his girlfriend Murphy. Dominic Mysterio already all over Murphy. Seth Rollins want to take care of Dominic. Dominic tagging in Rey Mysterio. Rey Mysterio all over Murphy. Rey Mysterio wants Seth Rollins in the ring. Seth with a little hesitation. Seth and Murphy back and forth with tagging ins keeping Rey Mysterio away from Dominic. Rey Mysterio finally reached Dominic. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow on Dominic. Dominic kicking out. Seth Rollins taking apart Dominic Mysterio. Dominic needs to get to Rey Mysterio but he's across the ring. Dominic manage to make it. Rey Mysterio is back inside. Rey Mysterio getting a piece of Seth Rollins. Rey Mysterio off the top rope. Omg, Seth Rollins with a kick to the ribs of Rey Mysterio. Seth Rollins and Murphy firing Dominic straight into the barricade. There making sure Dominic isn't a factor anymore. Seth Rollins looking to do some kind of powerbomb on Rey Mysterio into the corner turnbuckle. Murphy accidentally kicked Seth Rollins.
Dominic pinned Murphy
Seth Rollins isn't pleased with Murphy's clumsiness. He's very disappointed. Let's see how the Monday Night Moron responds to that on Raw tomorrow night.
MATCH #06
REY MYSTERIO & DOMINIC DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS & MURPHY
I guess this was all in them contracts on Friday night Smackdown. We're getting a chance to see a No Holds Barred, No Disqualification and Triple Threat match.... The match haven't begun yet Braun Strowman making up for last week and getting an early start on The Fiend. The bell haven't rung yet because Roman Reigns haven't been announced. Where is Roman Reigns? What is Paul Heyman up to? Roman Reigns and Paul Heyman in the back watching these two monsters kill each other. There's no falls count anywhere it doesn't matter to Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman spearing The Fiend off the stage. Braun Strowman dragging The Fiend back in the ring, Braun Strowman with The Fiend. Lol, omg Braun Strowman and The Fiend the impact from their body made the ring implode lmao. Oh yeah now Roman Reigns comes out to take advantage of two men lying in the struggle. Perhaps laying in the waste is a better term. Who the hell is this new Roman Reigns? Seriously bro walking down the ramp while your signing the contract. Paul Heyman gassed this man's head up. Roman Reigns pinned Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns now stating he got back the championship he never lost.
MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN AND THE FIEND
Next WWE Event:
Clash of Championship Sun, September 27th
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