Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2026 "Wrestlemania42 - Night 02" Issue #03

Night One wasn't that great especially for the women's division. Alot of short matches and easy wins for the ladies in less than 10 minutes. 

Wrestlemania42 Night One was a man's world. Full of male testosterone.

It's terrible for what happened to the women's division during Wrestlemania42 Night One then again, we must consider the result from last night. Every women's match result were horrible. Maybe it was a blessing that the matches ended short. 

I'm not saying that the men's division matches were any better. 

I liked LA Knight & The Usos defeating The Vision and Ishowspeed. What was the icing on the cake. What they did to Logan Paul, after the match was over. 

Ishowspeed taking out Logan Paul from the top rope onto the announce table., lmao CLASSIC 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 If I didn't know his name then. I know his name now. 

I liked the unsanctioned match. A match were WWE isn't responsible to the harm and damages of there opponents. I was 100% Jacob Fatu through the match. Drew McIntyre going up against an opponent just as dominating as him. Another CLASSIC match seeing the hands of Jacob Fatu hand being raised and Drew McIntyre being layed out bleeding in a pool of rubble.

I hate to admit it. I guess the better man one,  "THE GOLDEN BOY OF WWE CODY RHODES". It was obvious Cody Rhodes can't get embarrassed in front of his wife and daughter and have him lose the Undisputed Championship. 

Last night I don't know if this was Cody Rhodes or did he actually take the advice of Stephanie McMahon to get inside The Viper's head. I'm not going to say this was Cody Rhodes best match. There have been better in the career. Besides Randy Orton didn't have too much offense in the ring. Randy Orton was wrestling more off of his veteran instinct. There were a few occasions when Randy Orton couldn't barely get up off the canvas and stand. Thats when the crowd started chanting, ANGRY CODY, ANGRY CODY, ANGRY CODY, ANGRY CODY 

Whether he was Angry or not, The Golden Boy remains WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP 

Moving onto Night 02. Tonight's card 

● OBA FEMI VS BROCK LESNAR 

● DRAGON LEE, JD MCDONAGH, RUSEV, PENTA, REY MYSTERIO, JE'VON EVANS 

"INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP/LADDER MATCH"

● SAMI ZAYN VS TRICK WILLIAMS "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

● FINN BALOR VS DOMINIK MYSTERIO 

● RHEA RIPLEY VS JADE CARGILL 

"WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

● CM PUNK VS ROMAN REIGNS 

"WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"

MATCH #01

OBA FEMI DEFEAT BROCK LESNAR 

Oba Femi and Brock Lesnar lock up. Oba Femi pushes Brock Lesnar out. 

Brock Lesnar with a closeline and Oba Femi doesn't go down. Brock Lesnar with another closeline, Oba Femi still doesn't go down. Brock Lesnar need to think. Oba Femi pulling on Brock Lesnar's hair. Brock Lesnar bringing Oba Femi to F5 city. Oba Femi taking out Brock Lesnar with a powerbomb. Oba Femi have slade the beast. 

WINNER; OBA FEMI 

Brock Lesnar in tears over his loss and as he unlace his boots. The crowd chanting, THANK YOU BROCK! Repeatedly for his services to WWE.

MATCH #02

"06 PACK LADDER MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP" 

PENTA DEFEAT JD MCDONAGH, DRAGON LEE, REY MYSTERIO, RUSEV AND JE'VON EVANS 

This is a match where no one are friends. Every man for themselves gunning for the Intercontinental Championship. 

Dragon Lee with the Styles Clash on Rey Mysterio. 

Penta with the Mexican destroyer on    JD McDonagh.

Je'von Evans with the cutter on Rusev

Everyone layed out, Penta climbing the ladder. Penta retaining his Intercontinental Championship. 

WINNER; PENTA

AND STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION

MATCH #03 

"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

TRICK WILLIAMS DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN 

Sami Zayn shouldn't have done that. He should be focusing on the match not Lil Yachty. Lil Yachty will get him back. 

Lil Yachty stopping Sami Zayn from doing the helluva kick on Trick Williams. Trick Williams with the Trick shot on Sami Zayn to score the win and become the new United States Champion. 

WINNER; TRICK WILLIAMS 

AND NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION 

MATCH #04

UPCOMING WWE PLE'S:

Sunday, May 09, 2026

Sunday, May 31, 2026

Sunday, July 18, 2026

Saturday, August 01, 2026

Sunday, August 02, 2026

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2026 "Wrestlemania42 - Night 01" Issue #02

WRESTLEMANIA WEEKEND 

There use to be a time when that was such a big deal. I'm going out to a watchparty for Wrestlemania42 Night 01. It's been a long time since I've been to a wrestling pay per view, watch party. Let me tell you something it wasn't easy to find. Tonight is set onto the Basketball play offs. Wrestlemania42 isn't  primary in New York. Fortunately I was lucky to come across three locations in the city conducting a Wrestlemania42 watch party. 

I want to go out and have a good time.  I know I'll probably run into a few people from the chat room. It's been a long time since I gotten outside my house on a weekend. It doesn't matter on who I'am routing for. Everyone got their eyes and picks on Randy Orton 15 for the WWE Undisputed Champion, Liv Morgan for the WWE Women's Champion. I know the matches I care about no one gives a shit. So, let's just sit back and "YEPILW".

MATCH #01

"WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

THE USOS DEFEAT  THE VISION  

& LA KNIGHT.           ISHOWSPEED       

Logan Paul upset with Ishowspeed for ruining the match and not following the plan. Logan Paul and Austin Aries turning on Ishowspeed. LA Knight and The Usos coming to Ishowspeed rescue. LA Knight holding down Logan Paul across the commentary table. Ishowspeed from the top of the ring post onto Logan Paul splitting it in half, lmao. 

Ishowspeed tithe have been broken with the The Vision. Ishowspeed, The Usos and LA Knight all YEETIN' in the ring at the expense of Logan Paul, lol. 

WINNER; LA KNIGHT AND THE USOS 

MATCH #02

"UNSANCUTIONED MATCH"

WWE & TKO ISN'T LIABLE OF THE ACTIONS TAKEN PLACE DURING THE MATCH

JACOB FATU DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 

WINNER; JACOB FATU 

MATCH #03

"WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

BRIE BELLA & PAIGE DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS & CHARLOTTE FLAIR,              BAYLEY & LYRA VALKYRIA, NIA JAX &

LASH LEGEND

The Bellas called in an old friend to fill in for Nikki Bella, "PAIGE" Paige returning to WWE hoping to capture gold.

WINNER; BRIE BELLA & PAIGE 

AND NEW WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS 

"THE MAN HAVE COME BACK TO LAS VEGAS!" BECKY LYNCH 

Here comes Aj Lee with her skipping squad of children. 

MATCH #04

"WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP" 

BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT AJ LEE

Jessika Karr, Becky Lynch's favorite referee once again monitoring the match. (sarcasm) 

Becky Lynch using Jessika Karr as a shield. Aj Lee knocking her out.

Becky Lynch slamming Aj Lee into a exposed turnbuckle. Becky Lynch pinning Aj Lee. 

WINNER; BECKY LYNCH 

AND NEW WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION 

MATCH #05

GUNTHER DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS 

This match is going to be interesting considering Gunther and Seth Rollins have never crossed path before. 

Bron Breakker is back, from out of nowhere with a spear taking down Seth Rollins. Making it easy for Gunther to place the sleeper on Seth Rollins until he faded. After the match, 

Bron Breakker wasn't finished with Seth Rollins. Bron Breakker continued with another spear running down the runway into Seth Rollins. 

WINNER; GUNTHER 

CLASS OF 2026; HALL OF FAME

Dennis Rodman 

Bad News Brown 

The Demolition 

Sid Vicious 

Aj Styles 

Stephanie McMahon 

MATCH #06

"WWE WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

LIV MORGAN DEFEAT STEPHANIE VAQUER 

Liv Morgan feeling herself. Everyone in Las Vegas got to witness her horrible music video "Trouble" live. 

Here comes the Judgement Day. 

Stephanie Vaquer taking out Roxanne Perez and Raquel Rodriguez. 

Liv Morgan tossing Stephanie Vaquer into the steel steps. Liv Morgan tossing Stephanie Vaquer back in the ring planting the oblivion on Stephanie Vaquer. 

WINNER: LIV MORGAN 

AND NEW WWE WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION

Wrestlemania 42 Night One Attendance 50, 816

John Cena calling out Bianca Bel Air 

Bianca Bel Air is pregnant. 

MATCH #07

"WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP"

CODY RHODES DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 

GO HOME PAT, GO HOME, GO HOME PAT.... Pat McAfee and Randy Orton attacking Cody Rhodes before the start of the match. Cody Rhodes laying Pat McAfee on the foreign announce table. Jelly Roll coming down hard onto Pat McAfee from the other announce table splitting it in two. 

Pat McAfee being carried out of the arena on a stretcher. 

Cody Rhodes is Angry Rhodes. Cody Rhodes showing no mercy. Randy Orton busted open. Cody Rhodes thinking like The Viper. 

Randy Orton with an RKO on Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes kicks out. 

Cody Rhodes with an RKO on Randy Orton. Randy Orton kicks out. 

Cody Rhodes banging Randy Orton's head up against the announce table.

Randy Orton with a Cody cutter on Cody Rhodes. Pat McAfee running down the running down the runway disguise as a referee. Cody Rhodes kicked out. Cody Rhodes with a Cody cutter on Pat McAfee. Cody Rhodes with a Cody cutter on Randy Orton. Randy Orton never kicked out. Cody Rhodes still champion. 

Randy Orton with the Undisputed Championship across the head of Cody Rhodes followed by two punts.

WINNER; CODY RHODES 

AND STILL WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION 

Wrestlemania42 Night One is over. Tonight wasn't great at all. When have a Wrestlemania been great. I learned over the years to just roll with the punches. I had a good evening but before I head back to Brooklyn. There's an awesome cannabis shop up the block. I'm going to get me a nice Oz of endo and get my high on, at my crib. 

As for Night Two will I be returning here tomorrow, probably not. Will I watch Night Two tomorrow, to be determine. In the meantime I hope everyone else who came out tonight to Chelsea Bell to view Wrestlemania42 had a good time and if you didn't like it. I hope you got better enjoyment downstairs with Knicks game.

Dj Handspin Dinero 

Rusty Jabbz Out

UPCOMING WWE/NXT PLE'S:

BACKLASH TAMPA 

Saturday, May 09, 2026

CLASH IN ITALY 

Sunday, May 31, 2026

SATURDAY NIGHT MAIN EVENT NYC

at Saturday, July 18, 2026

NXT BATTLEGROUND - TBA

NXT GREAT AMERICAN BASH - TBA

SUMMERSLAM - Saturday, August 1st

SUMMERSLAM - Sunday, August 2nd 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2026 "NXT Stand And Deliver" Issue #01

We're taking NXT Stand and Deliver down to the mud of St Louie. Being hosted tonight by BET Award winner, SEXYY RED, the Queen of Twirking. 

Rusty jabbers let me ask you a question. Who got the phattest ass, Sexyy Red, Jaida Parker or Lola Vice. 

We all know whom doesn't got no ass. That toothpick, Olive Oyl looking Jacy Jayne. 

Tonight Jacy Jayne has to face both Lola Vice and Kendal Grey in a triple threat match. Jacy Jayne putting her NXT Women's Championship on the line. I'm routing for the "GREY AREA!" 

MATCH #01

"NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

LOLA VICE DEFEAT JACY JAYNE AND KENDAL GREY 

WINNER: LOLA VICE, AND NEW NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPION

MATCH #02

"NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

THE VANITY PROJECT DEFEAT LOS AMERICANOS

I don't even care about this match. Both of these teams suck. All four men can just kill themselves. 

WINNER: THE VANITY PROJECT, AND STILL NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS 

MATCH #03

SOL RUCA DEFEAT ZARIA 

Sol Ruca coming out and going straight to Zaria. 

Sol Ruca with a hurricanerana on Zaria

Sol much anger between these two. Sol Ruca and Zaria going back and forth with there hands. 

Sol Ruca with an F5 on the concrete. 

Zaria getting back up.

Zaria with a spear on Sol Ruca.

Sol Ruca with a Sol snatcher on Zaria. 

Zaria kicking out. Zaria with an F5 Sol Ruca. Sol Ruca kicking out. 

Sol Ruca with another Sol snatcher on Zaria. Sol Ruca defeating Zaria.

WINNER: SOL RUCA

MATCH #04

"NXT NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"

MYLES BORNE DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO

Johnny Gargano and Candace Lerae on NXT Stand and Deliver. Johnny Gargano been in a rut lately. 

Myles Borne asked for Johnny Wrestling. 

What a match? 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

After The Match:

Dion Lennox with a steel chair attacking Myles Borne 

WINNER: MYLES BORNE, AND STILL NXT NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION

MATCH #05

"NXT WOMEN'S NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"

TATUM PAXLEY DEFEAT BLAKE MONROE 

This match I don't give a shit who wins. "DINNER BREAK!"

Tatum Paxley wins and gets her title back.

WINNER: TATUM PAXLEY, AND STILL NXT WOMEN'S NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION

NXT, THIS TUESDAY April 7, 2026

Jasper Troy vs Josh Briggs vs Keanu Carver in a Triple Threat Match 

Men's Speed Tournament 

Sol Ruca vs Izzi Dame 

MATCH #06

"NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

TONY D'ANGELO DEFEAT RICKY SAINTS, ETHAN PAGE AND JOE HENDRY 

Finally a match tonight I can respect. Up until now Stand and Deliver been lackluster and predictable. We're at the main event for the NXT Championship. A fatal four way match. The champion doesn't have to be pinned for the final decision. 

Ethan Page and Ricky Saints wiping out Tony D'Angelo. Ricky Saints and Ethan Page aren't working on the same page. Tony D'Angelo back in the ring on adrenaline. Tony D'Angelo tossing around everybody. 

Ricky Saints with the revolution on Joe Hendry. Ethan Page stopping Ricky Saints from pinning Joe Hendry. 

Ethan Page and Ricky Saints are starting to heat it up. Tony D'Angelo from the ring post laying out Ethan Page and Ricky Saints into the announce table. Tony D'Angelo and Joe Hendry back in the ring. Tony D'Angelo completing phase #02, defeating Joe Hendry. 

WINNER: TONY D'ANGELO, AND NEW NXT CHAMPION 

   Upcoming WWE/NXT Events: 

   Friday, April 17, 2026

   Saturday, April 18, 2026

   Sunday, April 19, 2026

   Saturday, May 9, 2026

   Sunday, May 31, 2026

   TBA

   Saturday, July 18, 2026

    TBA

Saturday, August 01, 2026 and 

Sunday, August 02, 2026

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2026 - "Beauty In Black" Issue #02

I was having an awesome evening. I was looking forward to watching Raw on Netflix. When I came across this Tyler Perry series, "Beauty In Black". This looked more interesting. Any film produced and directed by Tyler Perry will keep your eyes glued to the screen. Pure raw nudity, sex, violence and vulgar language. It's like your watching, "All the Queen's Men 2.0". Just with a little more ruff and rugged twist. Season one made my dick hard. 

Hard-core African-American cinema on Netflix. 

Starring Crystie Stewart, as Mallory Bellarie CEO of Black and Beauty Conditioners.

Taylor Polidore Williams, as Kimmie a lost stripper on the streets of Chi-Town. 

Two different sistas from two different worlds ended up colliding due to a poorly operated exotic dance club.

Kimmie and her friends Rain and Angel being forced into a world they didn't want to take apart in. They had no choice. It was either strip or spend there lives behind bars. Everything was going great until the bitches in the club started harassing Kimmie every night. They couldn't leave it there. The bitches in the club had to go extra and kidnap Kimmie's little sister, Silvi Kimmie transferred into 730-Kimmie. By any means necessary it took to find her little sister, Silvi. It didn't matter whom she hurt or killed to find her sister. Kimmie's little sister Silvi meant alot to Kimmie. There are several other storylines within the film. I just happen to take a liking to the Kimmie/Silvi storyline.

I'm looking forward to Season two. 

Ratings:

☆☆☆☆☆

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2026 "Vengeance Day" Issue #01

Awesome, NXT this Tuesday. Sol Ruca getting her vengeance. I hope her vengeance continue tonight by becoming the NXT Women's Champion.

I hope the latino putarica, Lola Vice seek some vengeance in the underground match against Kelani Jordan. 

Then you got my girl, put your hands together, "MS PARKER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MS PARKER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿MS PARKER👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MS PARKER👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MS PARKER👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿" Jaida "Big Booty" Parker taking on Blake Monroe. The most annoying female wrestler in NXT. Blake Monroe had the nerve to challenge Ms Parker to street fight. Can the Glamor pull off a street fight against Jaida "Big Booty" Parker. I don't think so, give it to one more time. "MS PARKER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MS PARKER👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MS PARKER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿MS PARKER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿MS PARKER" LOL

The vigilante of NXT Tony D'Angelo taking on Dion Lennox the leader of Dark State. I'm not going to say the worst faction in NXT/WWE because they're have been others. I'm just glad Tony D'Angelo kept his and bought down each member of Dark State. He even promised that Dark State would lose there NXT Tag Team Championship. 

MATCH #01 

"ORLANDO STREET FIGHT"

BLAKE MONROE DEFEAT JAIDA PARKER 

Yes, Ms Parker with the kendu stick all over Blake Monroe. Oooh 😟 so sorry Jaida. Ms Parker crushing the right side of her butt cheek into the steelsteps. That bitch Blake Monroe moving out of harms way. 

Blake Monroe choking Jaida Parker with a kendu stick. Jaida Parker getting her hands on that kendu stick. 

Jaida Parker going to great lengths. Blake Monroe layed out on a table. Jaida Parker with tear drop on the table. 

Always remember, diamonds are a girls best friend.

Blake Monroe back in the ring with a bag. Sprinkling diamonds all over the canvas. Blake Monroe with the glamor shot on Jaida Parker.

WINNER: BLAKE MONROE 

Darkstate waiting in the parking lot for Tony D'Angelo. Three on one in the storage area. Security coming out trying to get them down at ringside. Tony D'Angelo and Dion Lennox are finally in the ring. They rang the bell.

MATCH #02

TONY D'ANGELO DEFEAT DION LENNOX 

Tony D'Angelo with 03 Germany suplex followed by a torcher rack over the ring on Dion Lennox. 

Dion Lennox with a powerbomb on Tony D'Angelo. Tony D'Angelo getting up. Tony D'Angelo with a spear on Dion Lennox. 

WINNER: TONY D'ANGELO 

"DINNER BREAK MATCH"🍲

I don't give a shit which female wins. They're both 💤

MATCH #03

"WOMEN'S NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"

TATUM PAXLEY DEFEAT IZZI DAME 

WINNER: TATUM PAXLEY 🥱

Fatal Influence in the ring talking about Stand and Deliver.... Zaria coming out she deserves another shot at that title. Sol Ruca coming out. Rob Stone making the match. In two weeks. A triple threat, Sol Ruca, Zaria vs Jacy Jayne for her NXT Women's Championship in Houston, Texas.

March 17th

"HAPPY ST. PATRICK DAY!"

MATCH #04 "NXT UNDERGROUND"

LOLA VICE DEFEAT KELANI JORDAN 

I love Kelani, just look at her coming out all sexy. 😍😍

Yeah, Lola Vice is a Triple A champion. Lola Vice can participate on Triple A every weekend but Kelani Jordan couldn't be a TNA Knockout Champion. 

Kelani Jordan in the front row harassing Lola's father.

Kelani Jordan back in the ring.

Lola Vice with the hammer fist knocking out Kelani Jordan.

WINNER: LOLA VICE 

This Tues., March 10th on NXT:

Charlie Dempsey & Vs Lexis King &

 Tavion Heights             Uriah

Jasper Troy Vs Sean Legacy Vs Eli Knight

Thea Hail Vs Wren Sinclair 

"WOMEN'S SPEED TOURNAMENT"

MATCH #05

"NXT CHAMPIONSHIP"

JOE HENDRY DEFEAT RICKY SAINTS 

Ricky Saints taking a walk along the ropes. Ricky Saints slipping in between the ropes.  Joe Hendry going after  him. Ricky Saints decked Joe Hendry. 

Ricky Saints banging Joe Hendry head across the commentary table. Ricky Saints setting up Joe Hendry in the corner. Ricky Saints sliding across the canvas. 

Joe Hendry with a powerbomb on Ricky Saints. Joe Hendry keeping up his adrenaline. Joe Hendry and Ricky Saints going fist to fist. Ricky Saints with a ddt on Joe Hendry. DDT didn't connect. Ethan Page coming out. He's looking at the NXT Championship. Ethan Page is hesitant. Ethan Page tossing the NXT Championship to Joe Hendry on purpose. 

WINNER: JOE HENDRY 

UPCOMING WWE/NXT PLE'S:

Tuesday, March 31, 2026 

Saturday, April 04, 2026 

WWE HALL OF FAME - FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026

SLAMMY AWARD - TBA 

WRESTLEMANIA42 - SATURDAY, APRIL 18, 2026 

WRESTLEMANIA42- SUNDAY, APRIL 19, 2026 

BACKLASH TAMPA - SATURDAY, MAY 9, 2026

CLASH IN ITALY - SUNDAY, MAY 31, 2026 

NXT BATTLEGROUND - TBA 

NXT GREAT AMERICAN BASH - TBA 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 2026 "Elimination Chamber" Issue #02

Another WWE PLE banger after banger after banger. I'm looking forward to the men's Elimination Chamber match. Randy Orton, LA Knight, Cody Rhodes,  Je'von Evans, Trick Williams and Jey Uso. These six challengers have an opportunity to face Drew McIntyre at Wrestlemania42. I'm routing for Randy Orton. Anyone as long as its not Cody Rhodes. I'm getting sick and tired of the Drew McIntyre and Cody Rhodes soap opera drama. It's getting redundant. It's time for a change.

On the female side, the Women's Elimination Chamber I want the title removed from Jade Cargill. This was such an insult for African-American Women to have a WWE Women's Champion and only have one defense. One defense in her 100+ day reign. 

Just like the men's elimination chamber match. There happen to be six top notch females who can end the reign of Jade Cargill. Tiffany Stratton, Rhea Ripley, Alexa Bliss, Asuka, Kiana James and Raquel Rodriguez. My first choice is Rhea Ripley. My second choice is Tiffany Stratton. My third choice is Alexa Bliss. I don't know if Alexa Bliss can take down Jade Cargill. I'm only routing for her because I can't remember the last time, Alexa Bliss held a WWE Women's Championship. 

The other two matches on the card. 💤 Who cares? You know CM Punk is going to defeat Finn Balor. A waste of 30 to 40 minutes. 

I wouldn't be surprised after this long match. The OTC Roman Reigns comes out and attacks CM Punk to send a message for Wrestlemania42.

Another match that's a waste of time. Becky Lynch putting her Women's Intercontinental Championship on the line against Aj Lee. Aj Lee is finally  going to get an official championship after 10 years of being on hiatus of drawing comic books. "Ms Caroline in the City" comes back to WWE to flaunt more than a butterfly shaped Diva title. 💤💤💤

I just got word that Jey Uso is no longer in the Men's Elimination Chamber match. After what took place on Friday Night Smackdown. A bonus Elimination Chamber match was scheduled between Logan Paul verses Jacob Fatu. Logan Paul qualifying for the Elimination Chamber match with the assistance of Drew McIntyre. 

WWE is back in the United Center. Its been 32 years. The last time it was 1994. CM Punk & Aj Lee in there hometown of Chicago at the United Center. Its been 13 years since CM Punk defended a WWE Championship at the United Center. 

The Women's Elimination Chamber is about to begin. Its six participants, four ladies would come out. Each corner haves a pod. One woman will enter a pod. The last two participants called into the ring will start off the match. The same rules apply to the Men's Elimination Chamber, later on tonight.

ALEXA BLISS IN FIRST POD

ASUKA IN SECOND POD

RHEA RIPLEY IN THIRD POD

RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ IN FOURTH POD

MATCH #01

"Women's Elimination Chamber"

Kiana James vs Tiffany Stratton, 

Pod #02 opening, Asuka wrecking havoc on Kiana James and Tiffany Stratton. Pod #01 opening, Alexa Bliss up next. The Pod #03 opening I don't think anyone in this match wanted her to be released. Especially after what happened on Smackdown last night. "The Eradicator" Rhea Ripley. 

Asuka with the black mist to Alexa Bliss's eyes. Kiana James eliminating Alexa Bliss. Pod #04 opening Raquel Rodriguez being released. Raquel Rodriguez with the tahunga bomb on both Asuka and Kiana James eliminating both of them from the match. 

Three women left inside the ring, Tiffany Stratton, Rhea Ripley and Raquel Rodriguez. Tiffany Stratton with a moonsault from the top of the ring post eliminating Raquel Rodriguez. 

Two women left. Rhea Ripley verses Tiffany Stratton. Tiffany Stratton been trying to get her hands back on the "Undisputed WWE Women's Championship" for a whole year. Rhea Ripley suffering a lower back injury last night and losing her "WWE Women's Tag Team Championship". 

Rhea Ripley shoving Tiffany Stratton into one of the pods. Following it up in the ring with a riptide.

Rhea Ripley will see Jade Cargill at Wrestlemania42 Vegas. 

Jade Cargill from her suite saying, "Bring It On"

WINNER: RHEA RIPLEY 

DINNER BREAK MATCH 🥱🥱🥱

MATCH #02

"WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

AJ LEE DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH 

WINNER: ABSOLUTE JOKE LEE

AND NEW WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP 

MATCH #03

"WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"

Finn Balor wants to do this alone. He needs to prove this to himself, he can do this. Finn Balor with the rapid shots to CM Punk's ribs. CM Punk on the ring post with the jabs into Finn Balor. One of CM Punk's favorite hockey team that ever played in the United Center is Black Hawks. The most violent team in hockey. Finn Balor is all over him. Whatever strategy CM Punk has coming in the match. It'll be game on. Finn Balor aiming at CM Punk's ribs. CM Punk have been busted open at the mouth. CM Punk with a sharpshooter on Finn Balor. Finn Balor with the slingbade on CM Punk. Finn Balor with the cutegras on CM Punk. CM Punk kicks out. CM Punk with the GTS. Finn Balor slipped out the ring. Finn Balor with a slingbade on CM Punk. Finn Balor with another cutegras. CM Punk with a GTS. Finn Balor didn't kick out.

CM Punk showing love to Finn Balor for being a fighting champion.

WINNER: CM PUNK 

AJ Lee, running down the aisle with her Women's Intercontinental Championship to celebrate there victories tonight. WWE new power couple of Monday Night Raw. 

TRICK WILLIAMS IN FIRST POD 

LA KNIGHT IN SECOND POD 

LOGAN PAUL IN THIRD POD 

RANDY ORTON IN FOURTH POD 

MATCH #04

"Men's Elimination Chamber Match"

Je'von Evans vs Cody Rhodes 

Starting off the match. You talk about two men with different styles of experience. Je'von Evans first Elimination Chamber at age 21. Do you know, Je'von Evans wasn't born yet when they had the premiere of the first Elimination Chamber. 

Pod #01 is opening, Mr "Lemonpeppa Steppas" Trick Williams. WWE's future. Pod #03 Logan Paul is up next. Logan Paul who've made alot of enemies in WWE. Trick Williams, Cody Rhodes and Je'von Evans attacking Logan Paul. 

Pod #02 opening, LA Knight going straight towards Logan Paul. These two have alot of history. 

Je'von Evans climbing the side of the chamber. Logan Paul climbing the side of the chamber. LA Knight climbing the side of the chamber. All three of them on the side of the chamber fighting. Logan Paul dropped to the canvas. Je'von Evans on top of one the pods. LA Knight with a BFT on Je'von Evans. Last entry Pod #04, "The Viper" Randy Orton. Je'von Evans with a frogsplash from the pod onto Trick Williams. 

Logan Paul pinned and eliminated Je'von Evans. Logan Paul pinned and eliminated LA Knight. Logan Paul pinned and eliminated Trick Williams. 

Logan Paul, Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton were the last three left. A masked men showed up again. Officials removing the masked man. It wasn't the same guy from Smackdown, last night. He's being escorted from the building. Another masked man showed up with a stomp on Logan Paul. Cody Rhodes eliminating Logan Paul. The masked man unveiling the mask. It was Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins walking out of the chamber through the audience. 

Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton 

Drew McIntyre with his championship title across Cody's face. Drew McIntyre with a claymore on Cody Rhodes. 

Randy Orton taking advantage with an RKO on Cody Rhodes eliminating him from the match. Randy Orton will see Drew McIntyre at Wrestlemania42 for the Undisputed WWE Championship.

WINNER: RANDY ORTON 

This is how its usually done. 

Totally awesome for both sides, the men and women elimination chamber. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 

Even the CM Punk vs Finn Balor match was awesome. Even though it was predictable. The only thing that wasn't predictable was the fact Roman Reigns didn't show up tonight. You would think, seven weeks left until Wrestlemania42. Roman Reigns would want to be acknowledged during CM Punk's spotlight. 

Tonight was an awesome night and if anyone doesn't think so you should stop watching WWE. No WWE haters allowed during a ple. Speaking of PLE join us again next Saturday, March 7th for "NXT Vengeance Day". 

 

UPCOMING WWE/NXT PLE'S:

Saturday, March 07, 2026

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

TO BE ANNOUNCED 

Saturday, April 04, 2026

Saturday, April 18, 2026

Sunday, April 19, 2026

Saturday, May 09, 2026

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 13, 2026 "No Surrender Countdown Show" Issue #01"

TNA Impact tonight in party city. Dirty South Nashville at the State of the Art Arena. 

COUNTDOWN SHOW 

MATCH #01

SINNER & SAINT DEFEAT BRAD ATTITUDE & TW3

Gia Miller interviewing her old coach, Action Mike Jackson. They were having a good time until Steph DeLander and Mance Warner interrupted Gia Miller and Action Mike Jackson. Steph DeLander complaining, she's sick and tired of seeing her all over the TV. Steph wants to see her man, Mance Warner on television more. Action Mike Jackson sticking up for Gia Miller. Mance Warner challenging Action Mike Jackson to a match tonight @ No Surrender. 

MATCH #02

ALLEN ANGEL VERSE RYAN NEMETH 

MATCH CANCELED 

FRANKIE KAZARIAN DEFEAT ALLEN ANGEL - IMPROMPTU MATCH

Frankie Kazarian coming out interupting the match with an impromptu King's Speech. Frankie Kazarian got the okay from Daria Rae. 

Frankie Kazarian had something he needed to say, about the current champion who stole his championship. Allen Angel snatching the mic from Frankie Kazarian and calling him, " AN ASSHOLE!" Allen Angel punching Frankie Kazarian in the face. Allen Angel is all fired up. He came to "No Surrender" looking for a fight. Allen Angel challenging Frankie Kazarian, right now for a match

Frankie Kazarian looking at Allen Angel like he's crazy. Frankie Kazarian saying, on my time. The referee coming to the ring. The bell just rung. The match is on its way.

MATCH #03

'TNA KNOCKOUT BATTLE ROYAL RUMBLE"

TASHA STEELZ, ROSEMARY, JADA STONE, HARLEY HUDSON, MYLA GRACE, VICTORIA CRAWFORD, TESSA BLANCHARD, MILO MOORE, ELAYNA BLACK, MARASADE.

WINNER:

JODY THREAT, earned herself a spot for the TNA Knockout Championship 

UPCOMING TNA IMPACT PLE'S