On the female side, the Women's Elimination Chamber I want the title removed from Jade Cargill. This was such an insult for African-American Women to have a WWE Women's Champion and only have one defense. One defense in her 100+ day reign.
Just like the men's elimination chamber match. There happen to be six top notch females who can end the reign of Jade Cargill. Tiffany Stratton, Rhea Ripley, Alexa Bliss, Asuka, Kiana James and Raquel Rodriguez. My first choice is Rhea Ripley. My second choice is Tiffany Stratton. My third choice is Alexa Bliss. I don't know if Alexa Bliss can take down Jade Cargill. I'm only routing for her because I can't remember the last time, Alexa Bliss held a WWE Women's Championship.
The other two matches on the card. π€ Who cares? You know CM Punk is going to defeat Finn Balor. A waste of 30 to 40 minutes.
I wouldn't be surprised after this long match. The OTC Roman Reigns comes out and attacks CM Punk to send a message for Wrestlemania42.
Another match that's a waste of time. Becky Lynch putting her Women's Intercontinental Championship on the line against Aj Lee. Aj Lee is finally going to get an official championship after 10 years of being on hiatus of drawing comic books. "Ms Caroline in the City" comes back to WWE to flaunt more than a butterfly shaped Diva title. π€π€π€
I just got word that Jey Uso is no longer in the Men's Elimination Chamber match. After what took place on Friday Night Smackdown. A bonus Elimination Chamber match was scheduled between Logan Paul verses Jacob Fatu. Logan Paul qualifying for the Elimination Chamber match with the assistance of Drew McIntyre.
WWE is back in the United Center. Its been 32 years. The last time it was 1994. CM Punk & Aj Lee in there hometown of Chicago at the United Center. Its been 13 years since CM Punk defended a WWE Championship at the United Center.
The Women's Elimination Chamber is about to begin. Its six participants, four ladies would come out. Each corner haves a pod. One woman will enter a pod. The last two participants called into the ring will start off the match. The same rules apply to the Men's Elimination Chamber, later on tonight.
ALEXA BLISS IN FIRST POD
ASUKA IN SECOND POD
RHEA RIPLEY IN THIRD POD
RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ IN FOURTH POD
MATCH #01
"Women's Elimination Chamber"
Kiana James vs Tiffany Stratton,
Pod #02 opening, Asuka wrecking havoc on Kiana James and Tiffany Stratton. Pod #01 opening, Alexa Bliss up next. The Pod #03 opening I don't think anyone in this match wanted her to be released. Especially after what happened on Smackdown last night. "The Eradicator" Rhea Ripley.
Asuka with the black mist to Alexa Bliss's eyes. Kiana James eliminating Alexa Bliss. Pod #04 opening Raquel Rodriguez being released. Raquel Rodriguez with the tahunga bomb on both Asuka and Kiana James eliminating both of them from the match.
Three women left inside the ring, Tiffany Stratton, Rhea Ripley and Raquel Rodriguez. Tiffany Stratton with a moonsault from the top of the ring post eliminating Raquel Rodriguez.
Two women left. Rhea Ripley verses Tiffany Stratton. Tiffany Stratton been trying to get her hands back on the "Undisputed WWE Women's Championship" for a whole year. Rhea Ripley suffering a lower back injury last night and losing her "WWE Women's Tag Team Championship".
Rhea Ripley shoving Tiffany Stratton into one of the pods. Following it up in the ring with a riptide.
Rhea Ripley will see Jade Cargill at Wrestlemania42 Vegas.
Jade Cargill from her suite saying, "Bring It On"
WINNER: RHEA RIPLEY
DINNER BREAK MATCH π₯±π₯±π₯±
MATCH #02
"WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ LEE DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH
WINNER: ABSOLUTE JOKE LEE
AND NEW WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #03
"WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
Finn Balor wants to do this alone. He needs to prove this to himself, he can do this. Finn Balor with the rapid shots to CM Punk's ribs. CM Punk on the ring post with the jabs into Finn Balor. One of CM Punk's favorite hockey team that ever played in the United Center is Black Hawks. The most violent team in hockey. Finn Balor is all over him. Whatever strategy CM Punk has coming in the match. It'll be game on. Finn Balor aiming at CM Punk's ribs. CM Punk have been busted open at the mouth. CM Punk with a sharpshooter on Finn Balor. Finn Balor with the slingbade on CM Punk. Finn Balor with the cutegras on CM Punk. CM Punk kicks out. CM Punk with the GTS. Finn Balor slipped out the ring. Finn Balor with a slingbade on CM Punk. Finn Balor with another cutegras. CM Punk with a GTS. Finn Balor didn't kick out.
CM Punk showing love to Finn Balor for being a fighting champion.
WINNER: CM PUNK
AJ Lee, running down the aisle with her Women's Intercontinental Championship to celebrate there victories tonight. WWE new power couple of Monday Night Raw.
TRICK WILLIAMS IN FIRST POD
LA KNIGHT IN SECOND POD
LOGAN PAUL IN THIRD POD
RANDY ORTON IN FOURTH POD
MATCH #04
"Men's Elimination Chamber Match"
Je'von Evans vs Cody Rhodes
Starting off the match. You talk about two men with different styles of experience. Je'von Evans first Elimination Chamber at age 21. Do you know, Je'von Evans wasn't born yet when they had the premiere of the first Elimination Chamber.
Pod #01 is opening, Mr "Lemonpeppa Steppas" Trick Williams. WWE's future. Pod #03 Logan Paul is up next. Logan Paul who've made alot of enemies in WWE. Trick Williams, Cody Rhodes and Je'von Evans attacking Logan Paul.
Pod #02 opening, LA Knight going straight towards Logan Paul. These two have alot of history.
Je'von Evans climbing the side of the chamber. Logan Paul climbing the side of the chamber. LA Knight climbing the side of the chamber. All three of them on the side of the chamber fighting. Logan Paul dropped to the canvas. Je'von Evans on top of one the pods. LA Knight with a BFT on Je'von Evans. Last entry Pod #04, "The Viper" Randy Orton. Je'von Evans with a frogsplash from the pod onto Trick Williams.
Logan Paul pinned and eliminated Je'von Evans. Logan Paul pinned and eliminated LA Knight. Logan Paul pinned and eliminated Trick Williams.
Logan Paul, Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton were the last three left. A masked men showed up again. Officials removing the masked man. It wasn't the same guy from Smackdown, last night. He's being escorted from the building. Another masked man showed up with a stomp on Logan Paul. Cody Rhodes eliminating Logan Paul. The masked man unveiling the mask. It was Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins walking out of the chamber through the audience.
Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton
Drew McIntyre with his championship title across Cody's face. Drew McIntyre with a claymore on Cody Rhodes.
Randy Orton taking advantage with an RKO on Cody Rhodes eliminating him from the match. Randy Orton will see Drew McIntyre at Wrestlemania42 for the Undisputed WWE Championship.
WINNER: RANDY ORTON
This is how its usually done.
Totally awesome for both sides, the men and women elimination chamber. ππΏππΏππΏππΏ
Even the CM Punk vs Finn Balor match was awesome. Even though it was predictable. The only thing that wasn't predictable was the fact Roman Reigns didn't show up tonight. You would think, seven weeks left until Wrestlemania42. Roman Reigns would want to be acknowledged during CM Punk's spotlight.
Tonight was an awesome night and if anyone doesn't think so you should stop watching WWE. No WWE haters allowed during a ple. Speaking of PLE join us again next Saturday, March 7th for "NXT Vengeance Day".
UPCOMING WWE/NXT PLE'S:
TO BE ANNOUNCED
Sunday, April 19, 2026
