Thursday, September 5, 2024

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2024 "All Out" Issue #02

AEW, All Out this weekend. Back to back, pay per view with All In two weeks ago. This is how, he love's to do it. Overzealous Tony Khan having AEW stand tall from the other wrestling brands out there. Alite Elite Wrestling, five years ago those words meant something. Today it's just hardcore wrestling and nonsense. Dehumanization and nonsense irrelevant to the show. Let me not say too many hatred towards AEW and their fans. I realize there are more bitches and crybaby AEW fans than WWE, lmao. 


The train ride to get here was the most I've sat down, all day. I'm tired right now. I've been working all day around my home. In and outside with errands. I could have just stayed home and watched Rampage and Collision. There still sitting inside my dvr, unwatched. I never got the chance to watch them. I've been sweaty, hot, my back is aching. I needed a change of scenery for the evening to give me a reboot.
There isn't nothing else that can do it accept AEW ALL OUT.


Last minute bar change, I just found out. Legend changing the venue to Jack Dempsey Bar and Grill. It's 8:05, and the rain is coming down. 


MATCH #01
MJF DEFEAT DANIEL GARCIA 
MJF with the lowblow on Daniel Garcia behind the referee's back. 
After The Match: MJF extending his hand to Daniel Garcia. Daniel Garcia kicking MJF with a lowblow. Daniel Garcia going off on MJF. MJF seeking medical attention and carried out by EMTs.
Security chasing Daniel Garcia through the audience.


MATCH #02 
"AEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE YOUNGBUCKS DEFEAT BPC CLUB
Matt & Nick Jackson putting their tag team titles on the line against Claudio Castagnoli and Wheeler Yuta. 
The Youngbucks with EVT trigger on Claudio Castagnoli. Wheeler Yuta saving Claudio Castagnoli. 
The Youngbucks with an attempt at another, EVT trigger. Claudio Castagnoli counters and takes down Matt and Nick with a double closed slam.
Claudio with the swing on Matt Jackson, 21 times. 


MATCH #03 
"AEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
WILL O' SPREY DEFEAT THE BASTARD PAC
This is a good match. O'sprey is all taped up, all over his back. Pac very determined. 
Will O'sprey however remains, AEW International Champion.


MATCH #04 - (NO DISQUALIFICATION)
"CHICAGO STREET FIGHT"
KRIS STATLANDER DEFEAT WILLOW NIGHTINGALE 
I liked this match a good ol' fashion street fight between two of the baddest bitches in AEW, Willow Nightingale and Kris Statlander. 
The only downfall to this match, Willow Nightingale did alot to work over on Kris Statlander. This match was no disqualification. Both women, broke out all kinds of weapons from trash cans, tables, bag of thumbtacks, barbed wire baseball bats, chains. 
Willow Nightingale feeling the brunt of the may lay, after being pinned by Kris Statlander.


MATCH #05 - (FATAL FOUR WAY)
"CONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
KAZUCHIKA OKADA DEFEAT ORANGE CASSIDY, KONOSUKE TAKESHITA AND MARK BRISCOE 
KAZUCHIKA OKADA, STILL CONTINENTAL  CHAMPION 


MATCH #06
"TBS CHAMPIONSHIP" 
MERCEDES MONE DEFEAT HIKARU SHIDA 
Kamille, barred from ringside. 
This was probably one of the worst matches on the card. I'm not saying that because Mercedes Mone won. The match was just boring and so lack luster in its appeal. Hikaru Shida doesn't deserve this AEW mistreatment from the women's division. Sasha Banks or
Mercedes Mone, whatever you wanna call that bitch. We all know she isn't a great wrestler. AEW does not deserve to have an outsider come in and dominate its AEW original female superstars over the women's division.


MATCH #07
"AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRYAN DANIELSON DEFEAT THE SCAPEGOAT JACK PERRY 
This match means more to Jack Perry than just becoming the AEW World Champion. Jack Perry hopes to end the career of Bryan Danielson, as well. 
During the middle of the match, The Youngbucks getting involved while the referee was knocked out. 
After The Match: Luchasaurus came up from behind Bryan Danielson. Luchasaurus taking down Bryan Danielson. A brief Jurassic Express reunion between Luchasaurus and Jack Perry. 
The Patriarchy marching down the ramp. Christian Cage with the AEW World Championship Contract. Jon Moxley cutting off Christian's path. The rest of the Black Pool Combat Club along with Pac standing side by side Jon Moxley. The Patriarchy backing off and heading back up the ramp. 
The Black Pool Combat Club in the ring gathered around Bryan Danielson comforting him. The Black Pool Combat Club turning on Bryan Danielson. Jon Moxley with a plastic bag around Bryan Danielson's head suffocating him. Marina Shafir inside the ring kicking Bryan Danielson. Claudio Castagnoli beating on Bryan Danielson. Pac in the corner of the ring preventing Wheeler Yuta from saving Bryan Danielson. 
The Black Pool Combat Club left the ring with Bryan Danielson layed out. Wheeler Yuta didn't accompany them. Wheeler Yuta checking out Bryan Danielson. 
 

MATCH #08 "UNSANCTIONED STEEL CAGE"
HANGMAN ADAM PAGE DEFEAT SWERVE STRICKLAND 
in the words of Ron Simmons... "DAMMM!"
Hangman Page is fucking crazy, lol I loved it. 
Swerve Strickland sucks, I'm surrounded inside a bar with a bunch of Swerve lovaz.
I was reppin' Team Hangman, I don't care if there's only a few of us in here. I wanted Hangman Adam Page to do more than just beat the shit out of Swerve. I wanted Hangman Adam Page to make sure, after this match was over. Swerve Strickland would be in the need of medical attention. 
As I mentioned, it was an awesome match with a 60 minute limit. The match could have gone either way. 
Both men pulling no stops,  no punches and most definitely no weapons inside the steel cage. Both men with the usage of the cinderblock upon their backs. 
That was crazy for both parties, I can't even imagine landing on a cinderblock. 
No matter how great this match is, it got ruined by the bars time limit. The owners of the bar scheduled the pay per view until midnight. Alot of people in the bar were pissed including myself. 
Hangman Adam Page ripping the gold fronts from Swerve's mouth and then injecting a syringe of possibly novacaine into his gums.
I never got a chance to find out what happened to Swerve Strickland, after Hangman Adam Page numbed Swerve Strickland gums. 
All Out cut off and the rest of the TVs in the bar that sucked. 


Despite my negative feelings towards the AEW crybabies. I'm not going to let that derail my love for it's organization.
AEW put on a awesome pay per view within two weeks of All In. It was a nice Saturday night in New York. I'm looking forward to doing this again. 




UPCOMING AEW EVENTS:

AEW DYNAMITE @ THE ARTHUR ASHE STADIUM, FLUSHING QUEENS 
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 25, 2024

    SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2024

    SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2024

    SATURDAY, DECEMBER 28, 2024


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