Sunday, September 20, 2015

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER SEPTEMBER 2015 ISSUE #02 "WWE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!"

NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, LIVE TONIGHT AT THE TOYOTA CENTER, HOUSTON, TEXAS.

MATCH #01
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT RYBACK
The new, Intercontinental Champion, Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens first title in WWE. The rake of Ryback's eyes capturing his victory.

MATCH #02
DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT RUSEV
Shoeless, Summeraye was banned from ringside, LOL! Costing Rusev the match. Rusev have left without Summeraye. Dolph Ziggler have left without Summeraye. Bye, bye bimbo, lol.

MATCH #03
THE DUDLEY BOYZ DEFEAT THE NEW DAY BY DISQUALIFICATION. Xavier Woods was making sure that The Dudley Boyz weren't going to walk out of tonight's arena with their titles.
WHAT HAPPEN TO SAVE THE TABLES? All of a sudden The New Day with an attempt to rip off The Dudley Boyz trademark. The Dudley Boyz having their last laugh on The New Day. Xavier Woods, paid for it.

MATCH #04
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT NIKKI BELLA
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, it finally happened. Nikki Bella tapped out to Charlotte's figure four lock coming off of her bad knee. Ending, Nikki's record on her 301th day. THANK YOU, CHARLOTTE!!! I COULD KISS YOU .
I have tears of joy as I type, this. Oh man, y'all don't know how much that BITCH, Nikki got on my nerves.
Ric Flair is soooo proud of his lil' girl.

MATCH #05
BRAY WYATT, LUKE HARPER & BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE, ROMAN REIGNS & CHRIS JERICHO
Chris Jericho the mystery partner for Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose.
Chris Jericho faded..... Jericho will look back on this tonight and realize. He made a mistake. Roman Reigns had everything working in motion until Jericho decides to tag himself in. Chris Jericho is disappointed by the loss of the match. Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns showing their gratitude towards Jericho. Chris Jericho is being Chris Jericho. He doesn't care. We can sit here and blame Chris Jericho alnight. What you should be asking yourself is, "HOW DO YOU STOP, BRAUN STROWMAN?"

Let's be honest, Rollins is not losing both titles in one night. A man with a huge ego like Seth Rollins could care less if he lost the United States Championship that mean very little to him. However, I can't see Seth Rollins agreeing with WWE HQ to lose his WWE World Heavy Weight title tonight. We don't know when that man is going to give it up. I hope it's soon because like Nikki Bella, his bitch ass get on my nerves just as much or more.... smh.
MATCH #06
JOHN CENA DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
John Cena always chasing after, Ric Flair. WWE Universe say, hello to our 5X United States Champion. Ric Flair who once held the United States Championship 6X's.

MATCH #07
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT STING
DUH!!!  This was a no brainer. Anyone who betted against Rollins need to have their brain checked. I never, ever thought I would be saying that for Seth Rollins but everyone who knows me. Know that I speak the truth. I'm just glad Seth Rollins was able to get what he deserves in the end with WWE's special surprise. Oh I loved it. It made my dick hard. Seeing the return of the Demon Kane seek revenge on the bastard Rollins. I admit neither, Sting or Sheamus manage to capture the WWE World Heavy Weight Title. Knowing that Seth Rollins won't be leaving the Toyota Center in a pleasant mood makes me feel good. "DEMON KANE IS BACK" "NO MORE COOPERATE BULLSHIT!!!"

Friday, September 18, 2015

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER SEPTEMBER 2015 ISSUE #01 "99 HOMES"










How many of my American, Rusty Jabbz readers out there have an American dream. If you happen to have one. How many of my American, Rusty Jabbz readers know what the true American dream is. Believe me, there are many dreams that come true everyday. Also, there are many dreams that turn into nightmares.

Which brings me to tonight's screening of "99 Homes!" You would think, a film with a title like this would be about multi- platinum artist, Juicy J. If anyone I can picture owning, 99 homes it would be Juicy J, lol. However, on a serious note. Tonight's film happen to be about one of New York's major problems, the homelessness. Well, not specifically New York. The homelessness is a serious problem and have been a growing problem for many years. That was the one thing I loved about this film is its keypoint where the homelessness began.

Most people that we come across whether they happen to be sleeping on a park bench or sleeping on a subway bench. A lot of us, do not know where these homeless people came from. We like to automatically assume the negative thoughts and say things such as, drug addict, alcoholic, hoodlum, any form of dead beat. Thanks to the pleasure of tonight's screening, "99 Homes" showing us how a large percentile of Americans are vacated off their property on a daily basis. It's a real tough situation your placed in being shut down by the banks and denied by the judges for no second chances. Having to deal with being forced out of your own property by the Sheriff's office deputies. It's a real embarrassing situation you and your family are placed in.

Tonight's screening find two people who were once on opposite sides of the universe. Now, they are on the same side, working, side by side.

The film began with a bunch of c- cyphers and bill powers. Mainly, bill power #1 Richard Carver to represent this movie. Richard Carver was also the representative of the banks that foreclosed on people's homes. Richard Carver has only one job and its the cruelest job for any human being to take. No matter, how much money they are in need. Richard Carver's main responsibility is to see to it that all of the home owners vacate their premises. That is some, co- operate bad guy, lol.

Sounds pretty simple but its not, at least not until he met his former or ex- home owner, Dennis Nash. That is another thing, what do people like Richard Carver call someone like Dennis Nash. I guess, it would be best to refer to them as client. However, considering the hostile, mentally-brutal and embarrassing situations these people have to go through to try and save their home. I'm afraid that calling them, clients is a bit too much. I am not trying to be funny. I'm only being honest considering the type of work it happen to be. I think, "VICTIM" describes it best.

As I mentioned earlier, this is a very embarrassing situation. It was Dennis Nash and his family. No one wants to go through something like this. Having a bank representative and two sheriff deputies finally arrive at your door on "D" day. What is "D" day in the banking industry? There are many forms of "D" days? This particular "D" day in which I'm referring to happens to be "NOTICE OF VACANY".

Richard Carver and his two-armed Sheriff deputies at the door of the Dennis Nash residence, ready to vacate him and his family. Richard Carver and the deputies gave Dennis Nash and his family such a harsh time. Only two minutes to gather the important belongings to take with them to a motel. By the end of the afternoon, the rest of the Nash's belongings and merchandise were just sitting all over their lawn. Richard Carver, the asshole that he is in this movie giving the Nash's 24 hours to have everything removed off his former property. Straight up, dick! The movie have just begun that's how I knew I was in for a big surprise this evening.

Wow, this is a great movie so far. It has a very deep message and concept. These are the films, we should be viewing more often. I would like to take this time and thank my homie, Sha. Thank you, bro for forwarding this email/ ticket information on tonight's screening of "99 Homes". I know, fam it is because of you I am able to see movies, as such. Movies that you have low standards of. Thsnk you, bro for feeling that way about certain movies, lol.

I would love to talk to you more about tonight's screening of "99 Homes". Somehow, I feel that I've said too much already. I don't want to spoil anymore. Now its your turn. You have to shut down my Rusty Jabbz Newsletter and take my word for it and see it on the following date below.....










"99 HOMES" Starring: Andrew Garfield, Michael Shannon and Laura Dern IN THEATERS, SEPTEMBER 25TH, 2015










Monday, August 31, 2015

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER AUGUST 2015 ISSUE #06 "BED STUY PRIDE LIVE IN HERBERT VON KING PARK!"




5th ANNUAL BED STUY PRIDE PRESENTED BY THE AUDRE LORDE PROJECT LIVE @ THE HERBERT VON KING PARK, SUNDAY, AUGUST 30th, 2015






































My day didn't go quite like I expected it. I've been waiting for a day like this throughout the summer. I didn't quite take advantage of it like I was suppose too. I had my heart waiting on this day to the point I've skipped work this afternoon to participate in the venue.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I was ashamed to be here. It's just all the months of fascination and anticipation have suddenly changed the moment I showed up. Things didn't seem as I expected it to be. My main concern have been the heavy beaming of the sun. It was important for me to seek a bench under some shaded shelter. Which happen to be okay. Although there was one thing, it was followed by the occasional stream of insects hubbering around my face. I didn't let it bother me too much. I wasn't planning on giving up that shaded bench area. Not even the disgusting old man sitting across from me, who whipped out his penis. While he was laying down on the bench in front of me and took a piss in the public. Right in front of the whole, Bed Stuy Pride event. Talk about no class.

I didn't let those minor mishaps spoil my day. I would like to thank my company of the afternoon. This handsome young man joined me for the day and kept me company by my side. What an enchanting, afternoon the two of us had. Of course, technically he only sat beside me due to his "girlfriend". He never had no real intentions in coming out here to the Bed Stuy Pride, this afternoon. He just did it, in support of his homegirl Samantha. Apparently, she happen to be one of the workers involved with the Audre Lorde Project.

As the day, went on Devon & I gotten to know one another. I manage to capture as much footage. I hope everyone is enjoying what there seeing. I know viewing a blog isn't the same thing as actually being at an event. I must admit, I'm not very sociable at these type of events. However, I'am grateful. For once I was able to have a good time among my sexual peers.

For some of you, who didn't know anything about the Bed Stuy Pride. The event is mainly targeted for lesbians. It's not a bad thing, I actually love lesbians more than I love my own gays. Believe it or not, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. There ambiance is completely different than ours.

I would like to thank everyone who came out, this afternoon. That includes the spectators, the performers and the vendors. Everyone involved in making today's event possible. Thank you so much for everything you have done. Enjoy the remainder of the summer and we'll see everyone, next year.









Tuesday, August 25, 2015

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER AUGUST 2015 ISSUE #05 MONDAY NIGHT RAW LIVE @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER!




MONDAY NIGHT RAW LIVE AT THE BARCLAY'S CENTER MONDAY, AUGUST 24, 2015






MATCH #01
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE LUCHA DRAGONS






This was a great surprise in the night. It look like I'm getting my monies worth for tonight's event. The appearance of the greatest tag team champions of all time, "The Dudley Boyz". The Dudley Boyz are back, not only to become the 24 time tag team champions. I believe, The Dudley Boyz are here to school these youngins on what it means to be a real tag team champion. Welcome back, Buh Buh Ray and D'von!






MATCH #02
ROMAN REIGNS & DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT BRAY WYATT & LUKE HARPER
Unfortunately, there celebration didn't last long when it came tumbling down by the newest member of the Wyatt Family, the Abigail Black Sheep. Sort of a replica of the legendary, Big John Stud.





TEAM P.C.B. ON MIZ T.V.






MATCH #03
TEAM BELLA DEFEAT TEAM P.C.B.






Jon Stewart comes out to the ring. He better be coming out here for two reasons. One, to explain his stupidity from last night's Summerslam. Two, to throw himself on the mercy of the WWE Universe. Stewart, did explain, why he did, what he did. I guess, I can go a little bit easy on him. Jon Stewart was only protecting the legacy of the 16X champion, Ric Flair. According to Jon Stewart, he didn't want Ric Flair's reign to be broken. John Cena could have did just that last night. Cena with only one title shot left and he would have broken the era of Ric Flair. Stewart wasn't going to allow for that to happen. After, hearing what Jon Stewart said, it is kind of difficult to be angry at him. Considering, he had another man's interest at heart.






MATCH #04 - 08 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
DOLPH ZIGGLER, CESARO, RYBACK & RANDY ORTON DEFEAT RUSEV, THE BIG SHOW, KEVIN OWENS & SHEAMUS






Talk about kiss ass in Seth Rollins. If anyone seen the beginning of the show. I could not believe it. The Authority actually had the bronze statue of Seth Rollins made. "PUKE!" How many people think, Seth Rollins deserve a bronze statue of himself. Rollins don't deserve anything bronze not even his baby shoes as an infant.







This moment right here was beautiful. So beautiful it even bought tears to my eyes. After seeing, what was really under the box. First off, I just want to say I'm not psychic. I was only making a guess. What an excellent guess that was. After the box was lifted up, this is who was waiting for our so call- WWE Champion. Rusty Jabbz introducing the return of "STING!" OMG, this was so fuckin' awesome. I couldn't believe it. My dick got hard. I'm not ashamed to admit that, it really did... WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Sting gave Rollins a deserving ass whupping, embarrassing him in front of 15,597 Brooklyn residents. To show my appreciation, I have put on a little something for our icon.....

"THANK YOU, STING (Clap 2X), THANK YOU, STING (Clap 2X), THANK YOU, STING (Clap 2X), THANK YOU, STING, (Clap 2X), THANK YOU, STING (Clap 2X) and thank you to the WWE and the Barclay's Center for a lovely evening. Good night, Brooklyn!









WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW WILL RETURN TO THE BARCLAY'S CENTER DURING THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS, MONDAY, DECEMBER 28, 2015







RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER AUGUST 2015 ISSUE #04 "RING'S OF HONOR; FIELD OF HONOR EDITION!'














RING'S OF HONOR PRESENTS "FIELD OF HONOR" LIVE TONIGHT INSIDE MCU PARK SATURDAY, AUGUST 22, 2015:


MATCH #01
ADAM COLE DEFEAT CHRISTOPHER DANIELS



MATCH #02
THE WAR MACHINE DEFEAT THE KILLER ELITE SQUAD



MATCH #03 - GUANTLET MATCH
DALTON CASTLE DEFEAT ADAM PAGE
DALTON CASTLE DEFEAT FRANKIE KAZARIAN
SILAS YOUNG DEFEAT DALTON CASTLE
SILAS YOUNG DEFEAT LUKE OF THE BUSHWHACKERS
MOOSE DEFEAT SILAS YOUNG
MOOSE DEFEAT DONOVAN DIJAK
CEDRIC ALEXANDER DEFEAT MOOSE
WATANABE DEFEAT CEDRIC ALEXANDER
Watanabe, the winner of the ROH guantlet match and #01 contender for the ROH Television Championship



MATCH #04 - 8 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
ACH, MATT SYDAL & THE YOUNGBUCKS DEFEAT RPG VICE & THE KINGDOM



MATCH #05
"IWGP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION" HIROOKI GOTO DEFEAT "THE UNBREAKABLE" MICHAEL ELGIN



MATCH #06
THE BRISCOES DEFEAT ALEX SHELLEY & KUSHIDA



MATCH #07
KAZUCHIKA O'KADO DEFEAT "MR ROH" RODERICK STRONG



MATCH #08 - MAIN EVENT
"ROH TV CHAMPION/ ROH WORLD CHAMPION" JAY LETHAL & SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT THE RED DRAGONS









It would be nice, if most of these people were walking in the opposite direction. The same path, I'm walking on. Only I'm going towards the "Q" train. LOL, don't mind me. Perhaps I'm thinking out loud today in the middle of all this Summerslam weekend fiasco. I'm walking myself through a crowd of WWE followers and fans inside the Atlantic Ave/Barclay's Center station. It's as if, I'm the only one heading towards my true honor.... Ring's of Honor "Field of Honor" event, this evening live inside Coney Island's MCU Park. It's always a pleasure being welcomed back to the MCU Park on such great occasions, as this evening. I looked forward in seeing, wrestling performances take place here every summer season. This happen to be my third time visiting the MCU Park. It began here with TNA Impact Wrestling. You know that old phrase, "there's a new sheriff in town." That is what, Ring's of Honor is here for tonight to lay some new rules, new laws. It's a whole new game. Ring's of Honor seeking total domination.


What an awesome event its turning out to be. Tonight's show is scheduled to start at 7:30pm. I'm just a few minutes late. I'm assuming, this is the first match going on right now. It happen to be, "Adam Cole Vs Christopher Daniels". I'am not a big, Christopher Daniels fan. I don't know, whose more of an ass, Seth Rollins or Christopher Daniels. I don't think, Christopher Daniels came out here for this. The crowd letting off their true colors and showing their emotions directed at Daniels. Boy, how I hate to be Daniels or any heel for that matter.


As tonight's show continue on. I'm indeed enjoying myself. Why wouldn't I be, "I LOVE WRESTLING" (clap 2X), "I LOVE WRESTLING" (clap 2X), "I LOVE WRESTLING" (clap 2X)




However, there is somewhere else I wouldn't mind being at either and that's "NXT TAKEOVER!" It's taking place, right now live at the Barclay's Center. Believe me, when I tell you, I do not have any regrets about coming to ROH's Field of Honor instead. It was just fortunate of me to happen to purchase these event tickets before the "NXT Takeover" tickets went on sale. This is where technology comes into play. I'm going to kill 2 birds with only 1 stone. By simply, sitting here among this ROH's crowd and continue to watch tonight's "Field of Honor" show. Along with watching "NXT Takeover" off of the WWE APP that I have programmed into my phone. How many people think I can not pull this off. Well, if you happen to be reading this issue that about sums it up.