Sunday, July 18, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2021 Issue #01 "Money In The Bank Pay Per View"


I'm getting ready for tonight's Money In The Bank pay per view. I haven't been out on a Sunday night for along time involving wrestling. Although I'm not expecting a awesome pay per view. I just missed the good times that I had in the past with the homies inside of the bar. I believe there are six matches scheduled for tonight. However, there are only two matches that is worth watching tonight. My eyes are all over money in the bank, men and women competition. 

Competing tonight in the men money in the bank.... Drew McIntyre, Riddle, John Morrison, Kevin Owens, Big E, Ricochet, Shinsuke Nakamura and Seth Rollins. 
For the men, I'm behind Big E, Riddle, Kevin Owens and John Morrison. Those four I'll support throughout this match. 

Competing tonight in the women's money in the bank.... Asuka, Naomi, Zelina Vega, Natalya, Tamina, Liv Morgan, Nikki Cross and Alexa Bliss.
For the women, I'll stand behind both Nikki Cross and Asuka throughout this match. NatHowever that doesn't mean I have hatred towards the other ladies involved in the money in the bank. Nikki Cross and Asuka are my first and second choice for tonight's victory.

Right there, those are my top matches of the night. I don't give a shit about Roman Reigns vs Edge. I love Edge but I know Edge isn't capturing the title. The same goes with Bobby Lashley vs Kofi Kingston. Bobby Lashley still remaining champion tonight. However, Kofi Kingston does have a better chance of earning the championship than Edge tonight.

MITB KICK OFF SHOW 
THE USOS DEFEAT THE MYSTERIO to become the new Smackdown Tag Team Champions 

MATCH #01 "WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK"
ALEXA BLISS, LIV MORGAN, NIKKI CROSS, NATALYA, TAMINA, ZELINA VEGA, NAOMI AND ASUKA 
Nikki Cross the winner of tonight's Women MITB, I was actually surprised. Nikki Cross had me worried because this match I'm going to tell you the truth she sucked. I didn't think she was going to make it. I'm glad She did. Congratulations to Nikki Ash πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH #02 "RAW TAG TEAM MATCH"
AJ STYLES & OMOS DEFEAT THE VIKING RAIDERS 
This match is bullshit. They should of put this match inside the kick off show. Aj Styles and his 06 foot bodyguard defending the raw tag team championships, what a joke smh. 🀭

MATCH #03 "RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT KOFI KINGSTON
Bobby Lashley is ready to take on Kofi Kingston. Bobby Lashley beating the crap out of Kofi Kingston. Kofi Kingston ain't doing anything in response. Kofi Kingston tapping out to the hurt lock. Kofi Kingston signing up tonight to be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a live audience.

MATCH #04 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT RHEA RIPLEY
Charlotte sucks, damaging Rhea Ripley leg. Rhea Ripley tapping out. BULLSHIT MATCH!πŸ–•πŸΏ You know what would make this awesome if Nikki Cross cashes in her briefcase tomorrow night on Raw against Charlotte Flair for the Women's Championships. 

MATCH #05 "MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK"
KEVIN OWENS, RIDDLE, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA, RICOCHET, JOHN MORRISON, BIG E, SETH ROLLINS AND DREW MCINTYRE 
Big E the winner of tonight's Men MITB match. Probably the best match of the night. Big E capturing the briefcase. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ BIG E ROCKS! BIG E ROCKS! BIG E ROCKS! WOOOHOOO 
That was too bad for what happened to Drew McIntyre but he did it to himself. Drew cannot say he did not expect Jinder Mahal and his goons coming out here and ruining the MITB match. Drew McIntyre being assaulted and abducted by Jinder Mahal, Shanky and Bear from the arena. 

MATCH #06 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT EDGE
Thanks to the help of Seth Rollins interference. Seth Rollins taking his anger out on Edge for his loss in the MITB match. Seth blaming Edge for taking his spot. Edge had enough of Rollins. The two of them in the middle of a war throughout the audience. Roman Reigns isn't bothered by those two. All he wants to know, "Will you acknowledge me!"... I guess you can say John Cena, acknowledge him tonight. It was a surprise at the ending no one expected John Cena to return tonight. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

Next WWE Event: 
WWE Summerslam Saturday, August 21st and Sunday August 22nd 

Smackdown Live Friday Night, September 10th at Madison Square Garden 


















Sunday, June 20, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2021 Issue #02 WWE "Hell In A Cell"


No, Roman Reigns tonight. Roman Reigns and Rey Mysterio spending Father's Day with their family. 

Bobby Lashley and Drew McIntyre will get to be the main event match of the night. Roman Reigns winning on this Friday's past Smackdown only erased one garbage match off of the Hell In A Cell Pay Per View. 

Let's look over for what we have taking place in tonight's Hell In A Cell Pay Per View. We have our Raw Women's Championship Rhea Ripley facing Charlotte Flair tonight. The same goes for Smackdown, Bianca Bel Air will be facing Bayley. I already know who's going to win. My money is on Rhea and Bianca but Bayley I still love you. 😍
I don't know what WWE is going to do with Sami Zayn? I don't know what Kevin Owens is going to do with Sami Zayn? Sami Zayn is getting annoying. If any wrestler in the WWE that should of been fired. It should of been Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn sucks! How many times are we going to see Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn wrestlers, 🀭 omg. 
Same goes for Cesaro and Seth Rollins, I hope WWE don't make a habit with these two on the matches. I don't think anyone wants to see repeated matches of Cesaro and Seth Rollins, either. After tonight Cesaro should do all of his damage on Seth Rollins and then take it to Roman Reigns next Friday on Smackdown. 

Hell In A Cell Kick Show with Kayla Braxton, Jerry Lawler, Sonya Deville, JBL and Peter Rosenberg 

Hell In A Cell Kick Off Match:
NATALYA DEFEAT MANDY ROSE

MATCH #01 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT BAYLEY 
Bianca congratulated Bayley. I give Bianca credit for being backstage with the interviewer and telling her that, Bayley kicked your butt. 

It turns out there will be no cage matches for this pay per view. Only Bianca Bel Air vs Bayley, and Bobby Lashley vs Drew McIntyre are the Hell In A Cell matches tonight. The rest are regular matches.

MATCH #02 
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT CESARO 
Seth Rollins getting a head start on Cesaro, before the bell rings. Seth Rollins looking to embarrass Cesaro. Cesaro with an uppercut. We're starting to remember the Young Cesaro. Cesaro on the uppercut train. Cesaro looking for the palay. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow, Cesaro powering out. Cesaro with the swings onto Seth Rollins. How many of y'all remember, this? You know how much this effected Seth Rollins, lmao. Cesaro now, locking in a sharpshooter on Seth Rollins followed by the albatross. 
I feel so bad for Cesaro. He should just quit and I know I'm going to hate saying this but its true, join AEW. Cesaro gets screwed too many times inside this organization. Let's face it they're in love with Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins tonight with his quick roll out pin on Cesaro. 

MATCH #03 
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT SHAYNA BASZLER 
Reginald avoiding the stir of Alexa. 
Shayna Baszler stomping Alexa Bliss's elbow. Alexa is in agony for the moment. She turn it more into laughter. Shayna Baszler attempting to break Alexa's wrist. Alexa trying to urge Shayna to look directly at her. Shayna trying to avoid looking at her but she failed. Alexa escaped off of Shayna Baszler. 
Alexa pinning down Shayna. 
Alexa targeting her eyes towards Nia Jax. 
Nia Jax is under Alexa's spell. Reginald trying to help Nia Jax but she slaps him. 
Nia Jax is completely confused to why she slapped the shit out of Reginald. Alexa Bliss is controlling everyone mind in the WWE. 

MATCH #04 
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
Kevin Owens still having trouble breathing from two nights ago from Commander Aziz. Sami Zayn taking advantage of his trouble breathing. Kevin Owens is hurt, the official is trying to check on him. Sami Zayn want the match to continue. Kevin Owens fighting with a broken shoulder tonight. He can't barely breathe, he's fighting with all he got. 
Sami Zayn gets tonight's win over a unfair match with a competitor in less physical condition. This is one of the reasons why I mentioned earlier why Sami Zayn sucks.πŸ–•πŸΏ

MATCH #05 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT RHEA RIPLEY BY DISQUALIFICATION 
Charlotte Flair gaining an upperhand on Rhea Ripley, before the bell rings. Charlotte Flair tossing the Championship Belts into Rhea Ripley's face. Charlotte Flair attacking Rhea Ripley, all over her at the early upstart of the match. Rhea Ripley breaking out in the middle of the ring. Rhea Ripley with the riptide. Charlotte Flair breaking out. 
Charlotte Flair with the Natural Selection locked into Rhea Ripley. Charlotte has her foot on the rope. Charlotte with Rhea's face repeatedly up against the turnbuckle. 
Rhea Ripley fighting desperately to keep her title. Rhea Ripley getting herself disqualified on purpose with the usage of the announce table on Charlotte Flair. 
Rhea Ripley is pissed tonight. Charlotte Flair was kicking her ass. She couldn't handle her in the ring. Rhea Ripley gave up. She just wanted to make sure Charlotte doesn't leave here tonight with her championship. 
Rhea Ripley still champion, however. Rhea Ripley pulled some coward shit.

MATCH #06 "RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 
With the help of the MVP. Bobby Lashley recapture his title and made sure it'll be the last time Drew McIntyre will be facing him. 

Next Upcoming WWE Pay Per View Events:
Money In The Bank Sunday, July 18, 2021

Summerslam, Sunday, August 22, 2021




Thursday, June 10, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2021 Issue #01 NXT TAKEOVER; In your house:

NXT Takeover, In your house pay per view going down tonight. I would love to be in my house tonight. For tonight's pay per view. I'll be with my mom. However, I can try and enjoy the events as much as I can, as a NXT Takeover fan. 

DING DING HELLO!, LOL 
What a nice imitation set from Bayley. NXT Takeover In Your House Pay Per View, lol. They're using a familiar set with the whole door concept. That's what made me think of Bayley and her talk show. 

I manage to catch the first match on the bus heading back home. 
MATCH #01
BRONSON REED & MSK DEFEAT LEGADO DEL FANTASMA 
Bronson Reed pinned Raul Mendoza 

Tian Sha, Xia Li and Bowa finally can add some sort of nemesis to their list, Mercedes Martines doesn't play easy nor fair. 
I can say the same thing about them.
MATCH #02 
MERCEDES MARTINES DEFEAT XIA LI 
Mercedes Martines still wanted to the fight. She took care of Bowa and Xia Li with the usage of the steel chair, after the match was over. Mercedes Martines wanted more, she called out Tian Sha. Which may have been a mistake. Mercedes Martines still took her on as the woman she is. She just didn't survive. 

MATCH #03 "MILLION DOLLAR CHAMPIONSHIP/LADDER MATCH" 
L.A. KNIGHT DEFEAT CAMERON GRIMES 
HOSTED BY: TED DIBIASE 
L.A. Knight, the new million dollar champion. I had a feeling, he would win. Tonight is his first championship in a NXT/WWE brand. Ted Dibiase presenting to L. A. Knight with the new million dollar championship title.
Cameron Grimes came close though, numerous times. 

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RAQUEL GONZALES DEFEAT EMBER MOON 
So far, Dakota Kai staying out of it. We have cheerleader, Dakota Kai out here right now. No involvements have been made yet. "DAMN, EMBER MOON GOT A PHAT ASS!" LOL I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ 
Okay, here we go. Dakota Kai placing Raquel's foot on the rope to break the 03 count. Shotzi Blackheart is back! Shotzi Blackheart and Dakota Kai slugging it out with a fair one.
Raquel Gonzales alone by herself take down Ember Moon. 

Todd Pettengill and Dexter Lumis Skit
Todd shouldn't have asked Dexter that question in regards to women. He wouldn't have to forfeit his stupid, because you pissed him off, lol. 
(I have no idea what him and Dexter were doing, this was probably some interlude.)

MATCH #05 "FATAL 05 WAY FOR THE NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KARRION KROSS DEFEAT KYLE O'REILLY, ADAM COLE, PETE DUNNE AND JOHNNY GARGANO 
Shotzi Blackheart and Dakota Kai still tearing each other apart backstage. William Regal trying to maintain order between them. Johnny Gargano walking by them like they don't exist. This guy doesn't care about anything but himself. All he's thinking about is tonight's championship and that's where he's walking towards. I already know Karrion Kross is leaving as champion so it doesn't make any sense to route for a competitor in the match. It's a waste of time, unless Karrion Kross did something wrong and William Regal is removing the title off of him. One can only hope tonight. I have my eyes set for either, Kyle O'Reilly or Pete Dunne to capture the NXT World Championship.  Between O'Reilly and Dunne, its a 20, 20 chance. 
Karrion Kross is on top right now taking everybody out. Adam Cole and Kyle O'Reilly with a little Undisputed Era reunion putting Karrion Kross through the announce table. Just little reunion, Adam Cole broke it up real quick, lmao. 
Karrion Kross is back up again. This time, Pete Dunne is in the ring. Pete Dunne calling up, Karrion Kross. Kross and Dunne have some action before everyone get involved. Kyle O'Reilly with an ankle lock onto Adam Cole. Adam Cole in hesitation of the tapping out. Karrion Kross from behind with a headlock around Kyle O'Reilly forcing him to drop.  See, what did I tell you. Who went home with the title?

What was that I just heard about William Regal. He's thinking about saying, goodbye. I hope he's joking. It couldn't be over that Dakota Kai and Shotzi Blackheart brawl from backstage, we had earlier. Is this too much for Regal now, lol. 

NEXT WEEKEND: WWE HELL IN A CELL SUNDAY, JUNE 20, 2021 

WWE SUMMERSLAM SUNDAY, AUGUST 22, 2021

Sunday, May 16, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2021 Issue #01 "Wrestlemania Backlash"

KICK OFF SHOW: Booker T, Kayla, JBL and Peter Rosenberg 
Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler, backstage working over Dominik. They couldn't find Rey Mysterio. Multiple referees coming to the aide of Dominik. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01
Sheamus coming out to issue a open challenge for his United States Championship. According to Sheamus, anyone who would like the championship will have to defeat him first in a prior match to receive the opportunity. 
Ricochet came out accepting Sheamus's title opportunity. 
SHEAMUS DEFEAT RICOCHET 
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Ricochet attacking Sheamus and stealing his cap jacket, mocking Sheamus swagger having him look like a fool, lmao. That was so funny Sheamus deserve that disrespect and ridicule from Ricochet. Lol.

MATCH #01 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP/TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT ASUKA & CHARLOTTE FLAIR 
Charlotte Flair need to focus on the match instead of bragging on the amount of matches, she had in her career. No one cares that you've been in 57 matches. 
Now, Asuka in full control. Charlotte Flair with a moonsault taking out Asuka. Charlotte trying to go for both with a double selection, Rhea Ripley kicked out. 
Rhea Ripley with the riptide on Asuka. Rhea Ripley regaining her championship. Rhea Ripley taunting Charlotte with her victory. 

MATCH #02 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE MYSTERIO DEFEAT DIRTY DOGZ 
The Dirty Dogz, champions for 127 days. Dominik is out of the equation. Rey Mysterio coming out here alone. Rey Mysterio agreeing to a 2 on 1 handicap for the tag team championships. Rey's daughter Aliya is willing to stick behind her dad. Do you think Rey made a good decision. Its been a rough night so far on Rey, especially without Dominik. 
Dominik walking down the ramp holding his injured ribs. Dominik wants a tag from Rey. Rey having doubts. The tag was finally made. Dominik is there. The Mysterios were in there and they made history. The first, "Father and Son" tag team πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH #03 "LUMBERJACK MATCH"
DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT THE MIZ 
Lol, omg what the hell is Priest doing, ZOMBIES!! Those were, his ideas of this lumberjacks match, omg. What is this suppose to be Wrestlemania Backlash or an episode of Walking Dead. 
Seriously bro, now you got Priest out here fighting the Zombies with The Miz.
John Morrison got taken out by one of the Zombies.
The Miz about to be devoured by The Zombies. 

MATCH #04 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT BAYLEY 
I'm about to go eat dinner. I'll probably miss most of this match but who cares. I already know who's going to win, Miss Bel Air. I don't give a shit about her. Let me know when, Bayley champion again, then I'll start paying attention to the women's division.

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP/TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
Bobby Lashley and Drew McIntyre at the beginning of match working together to eliminate Braun Strowman. Yeah, thats right get rid of the big guy first. Apparently there plan failed. 
Bobby Lashley have been temporarily dispose by Drew McIntyre through the LED boards. Right now its just Drew McIntyre and Braun Strowman. Drew McIntyre shutting down the Strowman express. McIntyre preparing a claymore for Strowman. Strowman spearing McIntyre followed by a slam into the announce table. Once, McIntyre got back on his feet. McIntyre got himself back in the ring and manage to get the claymore onto Braun Strowman. 
Where Bobby Lashley, out of nowhere speared Braun Strowman, regaining the WWE World Championship. 

Next WWE Event: "HELL IN A CELL!" JUNE 20, 2021

MATCH #06 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT CESARO 
Cesaro first, championship opportunity. I'am proud of him. Quite frankly I'am proud of anyone brave enough that is willing to put their life on the line to face Roman Reigns. 
Roman Reigns coming out alone tonight. Apparently he doesn't trust Jey Uso. He think Jimmy may have changed his mind. Roman want to do this alone except Paul Heyman. Well, you know Roman need Heyman. Roman can't carry his Universal Championship by himself. He need Paul Heyman to do it. 
Let's go Cesaro! Do the best you can. Cesaro doing good. Roman taking off guard. Cesaro may have tweak his arm. Roman looking to take advantage. Suplex by Cesaro, despite his arm injury coming from Roman Reigns, Cesaro going for a neutralizer on Roman Reigns his bad arm gave out, Roman Reigns with a superman punch, Roman Reigns with a pin count, Cesaro kick out, Cesaro keeps living, Roman Reigns is frustrated and livid, he does not know how to put him down, Roman Reigns finally put Cesaro to rest with the guillotine. 

Jey Uso comes out to acknowledge the Head of the Table.... Roman Reigns tell Jey Uso to beat up on Cesaro. (A helpless and defenseless Cesaro) Jey Uso actually went and did it. If that wasn't worse enough, look who else came out joined. 
Seth Rollins attacking Cesaro brutality with vicious payback. Seth Rollins take the steel chair and use it on the injured arm of Cesaro. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow across Cesaro's injured arm. Seth Rollins making it LOUD AND CLEAR, THERE NOT OVER!

Sunday, April 11, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2021 Issue #03 Wrestlemania 37 Night 02

What a great night for Wrestlemania Night 01, last night. If you can say that everything you've seen was great. The only matches I thought were awesome was Aj Styles and Omos becoming the new Raw Tag Team Champions and Natalya and Tamina getting an opportunity for tonight to face Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler for the Women's Tag Team Championships. Everyone were so wrapped around Bianca's ponytail today off of last night's victory to becoming the newest Smackdown Women's Champion. Sometimes WWE fanboys can make you sick. They have that tendency to get themselves all excited over good news they knew months ago. The lamest match last night. I know alot of people will not agree with me. Perhaps if I was from Puerto Rico or from the South Bronx or from Washington Heights. Maybe my love and respect for Bad Bunny would perhaps be different. No, I do not think so Bad Bunny being a Latino doesn't have anything to do with it. Bad Bunny just sucks. Sure, Bad Bunny did an excellent job last night. What did Damien Priest do? Priest barely tagged in. Bad Bunny did most of the ring work. This is why, Damien Priest left NXT, to babysit Bad Bunny. 
I don't know anything about Bad Bunny's music and his record label. Whoever they are, receiving a large check from the WWE.

Before I go any further into the start of tonight's Wrestlemania 37 Night 02....  I feel it is right that I say congratulations to yesterday's Wrestlemania 37 Night 01 winners.... 
CONGRATULATIONS πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
Bobby Lashley 
Natalya and Tamina
Cesaro 
Aj Styles and Omos
Braun Strowman 
Bad Bunny and Damien Priest 
Bianca Bel Air 

"America" being sung by Ashland Craft

Titus O'Neil and Hulk Hogan, hosting tonight's event like last night. 

Randy Orton coming straight to the ring. Oh yeah baby, it look like we're going to have some blood and guts at the early start of Wrestlemania.
Alexa Bliss making her entrance down to the ring where there happen to be a very large Jack In The Box. Alexa Bliss begin spinning the handle until, yeah you've guessed right "THE FIEND" appeared.

MATCH 01 
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT THE FIEND 
Alexa Bliss turning into the Sister Abigail during the match. Randy Orton with an RKO on The Fiend. After that, the lights went out and everyone disappeared. 

MATCH 02 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX & SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT NATALYA & TAMINA 
I'm routing for anyone to remove the gold from Nia and Shayna. TEAM NATALYA N TAMINA πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ TEAM NATALYA N TAMINA πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ You could do it. 
A tremendous performance put on by Natalya and Tamina. Once again Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler proving tonight they own the ring. 

MATCH 03 
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN 
This is probably one of the matches I've been waiting to see tonight. Well not so much the match more the outcome of the match. I believe there is more to this than just Sami Zayn verses Kevin Owens. 
I peep, Logan Paul's hesitation clap for Sami Zayn. There weren't any hesitation with the clapping for Kevin Owens when he did the frogsplash on Sami Zayn, lol. 
Logan Paul checking on Sami Zayn, after the match. Logan Paul then went to go check on Kevin Owens. Sami Zayn getting mad at Logan Paul for looking Kevin Owens over. Sami Zayn trying to tell Logan not to trust him. Sami pushes him. Logan pushes back but harder. Sami goes over the tight ropes. Logan Paul find it necessary to torture Sami Zayn as he exit the arena by honoring Kevin Owens as tonight's winner. Kevin Owens went along with it to tease Sami. Kevin Owens then stunned Logan Paul. 

MATCH 04 "United States Championship"
SHEAMUS DEFEAT RIDDLE 
This match is bullshit. Sheamus doesn't need this, he's way beyond the United States Championship. I can't believe Sheamus is fighting hard for this title. Come on Riddle get in there. Don't let him take it. 🀭🀭🀭🀭

Wale performing Big E's entrance music 

MATCH 05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ NIGERIAN DRUM FIGHT"
APOLLO CREWS DEFEAT BIG E 
Dabba Kato, a former member from Raw Underground returning and taking out Big E. Apollo Crews capturing tonight's victory. 

Congratulations to this year's 2021 HALL OF FAME WINNERS.... 
RVD
Molly Holly
The Great Khali
Ozzy Osbourne 
Eric Bischoff
Rich Hering 
Kane

MATCH 06 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT ASUKA 
Rhea Ripley's live entrance performance by Ash Costello. Brutality sounds much better off of an mp3. The performance was horrible. I couldn't understand anything that Ash Costello was saying. 
Rhea Ripley putting Asuka down with the riptide and pinning down Asuka. Wow, this is unbelievable both female championships changed this weekend. 

MATCH 07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT EDGE AND DANIEL BRYAN
Just like last night this will probably be my second worst match if Edge doesn't win this weekend. Last night I had to deal with Bad Bunny's annoying victory. I hope it won't be the same with Daniel Bryan. I'm actually going to change his name and start calling him Daniel Cryin'. That's exactly what he did went crying to Adam Pearce, went crying to the fans, went crying to anyone that'll take his side, as long as it weasel his way into this match. 
Triple threat match taking place where the champion doesn't have to be pinned. I'm for Edge, πŸ’― % 
Roman Reigns putting Daniel Bryan through announce table. Edge with a spear to Roman Reigns. 
Edge almost had it. Daniel Bryan pulling out Edge. Edge is livid. Edge with a steel chair going crazy on both Daniel and Reigns. Edge with a conchairto on Daniel Bryan. Jey Uso from behind on the attack creating a diversion. Roman Reigns with a spear on Edge. Roman Reigns retaining the Universal Championship. 

Next WWE Event: Backlash May 16th


Saturday, April 10, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2021 Issue #02 Wrestlemania 37 Night 01

WRESTLEMANIA 37 NIGHT 01

WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA SATURDAY @ RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM

Kick Off Show Panel with Jerry Lawler, Booker T, Kayla, JBL and Peter Rosenberg

Vince McMahon introducing Wrestlemania. It feels good to see him. We rarely get to see him.

"America The Beautiful" being sung by BeBe Rexha the WWE superstars and staff gathered at the top of the ramp.

Wrestlemania is in a weather delay. It will resume shortly. OMG, I can't believe this. Mother nature is wasting my money on peacock. This better clear up soon.

MATCH 01 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE
Drew McIntyre was setting up for the claymore, a distraction by MVP allowed Bobby Lashley to lock in the full nelson.

MATCH 02 "TAG TEAM TURMOIL"
BILLIE KAY & CARMELLA DEFEAT LANA & NAOMI
NEXT UP, THE RIOTT SQUAD... THE RIOTT SQUAD DEF. BILLIE KAY & CARMELLA
NEXT UP, MANDY ROSE & DANA BROOKE... THE RIOTT SQUAD DEF. MANDY ROSE & DANA BROOKE, NEXT UP, NATALYA & TAMINA... NATALYA & TAMINA EARNED THE WIN, THEY WILL FACE NIA JAX AND SHAYNA BASZLER FOR WWE WOMENS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS.

MATCH 03
CESARO DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
I'm not a huge fan of Cesaro but I guess if you were to ask me, Do you think Cesaro deserve to win tonight? Its Cesaro first Wrestlemania victory as a single competitor beating one of the best wrestlers in the WWE. Cesaro can't go nowhere at this point but up. Cesaro breaking his swing record tonight on Seth Rollins. At the beginning of the match he have given Rollins 09 swings and later he came back with 23 swings thats a total of 32 swings Cesaro given Seth Rollins tonight, lol.

MATCH 04 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 

AJ STYLES & OMOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY What the hell is that Omos is wearing? I'm pretty sure what he's wearing isn't official wrestling gear. Of course I'm not going to tell this 7 foot giant. I can't believe it Omos destroyed The New Day and pinned Kofi Kingston for the Raw Tag Team Championship. 🀦‍♂️

MATCH 05 "STEEL CAGE"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Jaxson Ryker and Elias attacking Strowman before he entered the cage, giving Shane an advantage. Shane locking the cage door. Strowman eventually sliding himself into the cage. Shane with the use of a steel chair on Strowman's knee.
Shane always call Braun Strowman stupid. I don't think Shane McMahon is too bright himself. He actually had a win. Shane was over the cage but no he had to stop and gloat. Braun Strowman climbing up the cage the cage and tearing the cage apart to drag Shane McMahon into the ring from the otherside. Braun Strowman carrying Shane McMahon to the top of the cage and then tossing him from the top of the cage. Braun Strowman taking the pin onto Shane McMahon. 

MATCH 06
BAD BUNNY & DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT THE MIZ & JOHN MORRISON
What's this no Bugatti tonight? Bad Bunny showing up on top of a rig. Damien Priest is more than a bouncer. Its great to see him in the ring again. It will be a whole better when this Bad Bunny is gone.

MATCH 07 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT SASHA BANKS
Its getting late, 11:27pm the time is now. Sasha Banks verses Bianca Bel Air, what everyone been waiting for. Well, yall can stop waiting its about to happen. I know everyone know what is about to take place, "HISTORY!' Bianca Bel Air showing off her strength, perhaps a bit too much with the lifting of Sasha Banks. She lifted her three times now. Sasha Banks with the intense pulling of Bianca's hair. Bianca giving Sasha a scar by the usage of her ponytail. Bianca Bel Air with the KOD on Sasha Banks. Bianca Bel Air the new Smack Down Women's Champion.

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2021 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover: Stand and Deliver Night Two"

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
Killian & Drake Maverick defeat Breezango, earning themselves a #01 contender spot next in line to face MSK for the NXT Tag Team Championships 

STAND AND DELIVER NIGHT 02

MATCH #01 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP/ UNIFICATION/ LADDER MATCH"
Santos Escobar defeat Jordin Devlin
This was an excellent match between Santos Escobar and Jordin Devlin. Of course, Santos Escobar with a little help from his goons during the match. Jordin Devlin with a pin, Legado Del Fantasma breaking up the pin and continuing the assault. Let's face it, NXT wasn't going to let Jordin leave there brand with one of there Cruiserweight belt. Now if Jordin wants his brands Cruiserweight belt back. He have to go against Santos Escobar in a upcoming match for the NXT UK Cruiserweight Championship. 

MATCH #02 "NXT WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
Ember Moon & Shotzi Blackheart defeat Candace Lerae & Indi Hartwell 
This match was bullshit. Probably the weakest match on the card. I'm not going to say, Candace Lerae and Indi Hartwell didn't deserve a title against Ember Moon and Shotzi Blackheart. I just knew they weren't going home with the title. Anyone watching this match, didn't have to waste there time in front of peacock. I took a shower during this match. It was a long shower, the match was still going on. Candace Lerae and Indi Hartwell they put up a hell of a fight going after a title they weren't going to gain. I guess, I give them love for being soldiers and hanging there. Congratulations though to Ember Moon and Shotzi Blackheart.

MATCH #03 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"
Johnny Gargano defeat Bronson Reed
Everyone here tonight already experience the unsuccessful win by one Gargano. I know everyone was hoping it'll be a two for two. For someone reason, Johnny Gargano wasn't going to let that happen. Of course with the assist of his helper, Austin Theory during certain times of the match. Eventually, Bronson Reed had Austin Theory taken care of by his own hands. The match then became a one on one match. It was a great match equal for both sides. There were just as many Reed chants, as there were Johnny Wrestling chants. Johnny Wrestling a major pay per view over Gargano's title is when we see the real Johnny Gargano. 

MATCH #04 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
Karrion Kross defeat Finn Balor 
My wish have finally came true. Two long reigning champions in one week dethroned, tonight Finn Balor and last night on Night 01 that annoying bitch of a champion IO Shirai. You don't know how happy I've been. πŸ™‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜ŠπŸ™‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜Š This is something I've been waiting for and it finally happened. I know in a couple of months I may regret the loss of Finn Balor and want him back. I just have that gut feeling that Karrion Kross isn't going to be that networthy champion that everyone expected. We all know for sure Karrion Kross is that die hard champion, who will do anything to retrieve his championship. I believe he shown that with the blow to back of the head of Finn Balor, knocking him on unconscious to score tonight's victory. 

MATCH #05 "UNSANCTIONED MATCH"
Kyle O'Reilly defeat Adam Cole 
I guess, I should say congratulations to Kyle O'Reilly but before I do so. I'm not saying Kyle O'Reilly doesn't deserve any props. Quite frankly, Kyle O'Reilly deserve all the love and  props especially after tonight's showdown. I'm going to call it what it was, a showdown. Kyle O'Reilly may have won tonight. I'm going to tell you the truth, he had to earn it. Adam Cole made him earn it. Kyle O'Reilly took an ass whopping, a beat down. There were times, where he couldn't even stand. The announce team were worried about his being. They were, but not Adam Cole. Adam Cole continued with the assaults and the attacks. The audience chanting, "FIGHT FOREVER!" "FIGHT FOREVER!" "FIGHT FOREVER!" For a minute I was starting to think this match was going to be forever. This match last ran at least 49 minutes. Its been a longtime I've ever seen a wrestling match at that length.
There was a funny moment during the match, omg Adam Cole is stupid lmao. Adam Cole did something so stupid, he knocked out the referee cold to the mat. Then, so superkicked Kyle O'Reilly. Kyle was out. I mean out. The match was over. At least that's what Adam Cole thought and so did everyone in the audience. Adam Cole went for the pin count. Everyone started counting, pass three. Adam Cole had a win but no referee. Why, because he's a moran. He forgot what he did to the referee. The ref was still out, and that's good no replacement referee came out to the match. He gotten what he deserve. 

I would like to congrate NXT on their Wednesday night victory for finally defeating AEW by 80, 000 viewers on their final night. Congratulations to NXT πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ