Sunday, April 11, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2021 Issue #03 Wrestlemania 37 Night 02

What a great night for Wrestlemania Night 01, last night. If you can say that everything you've seen was great. The only matches I thought were awesome was Aj Styles and Omos becoming the new Raw Tag Team Champions and Natalya and Tamina getting an opportunity for tonight to face Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler for the Women's Tag Team Championships. Everyone were so wrapped around Bianca's ponytail today off of last night's victory to becoming the newest Smackdown Women's Champion. Sometimes WWE fanboys can make you sick. They have that tendency to get themselves all excited over good news they knew months ago. The lamest match last night. I know alot of people will not agree with me. Perhaps if I was from Puerto Rico or from the South Bronx or from Washington Heights. Maybe my love and respect for Bad Bunny would perhaps be different. No, I do not think so Bad Bunny being a Latino doesn't have anything to do with it. Bad Bunny just sucks. Sure, Bad Bunny did an excellent job last night. What did Damien Priest do? Priest barely tagged in. Bad Bunny did most of the ring work. This is why, Damien Priest left NXT, to babysit Bad Bunny. 
I don't know anything about Bad Bunny's music and his record label. Whoever they are, receiving a large check from the WWE.

Before I go any further into the start of tonight's Wrestlemania 37 Night 02....  I feel it is right that I say congratulations to yesterday's Wrestlemania 37 Night 01 winners.... 
CONGRATULATIONS πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
Bobby Lashley 
Natalya and Tamina
Cesaro 
Aj Styles and Omos
Braun Strowman 
Bad Bunny and Damien Priest 
Bianca Bel Air 

"America" being sung by Ashland Craft

Titus O'Neil and Hulk Hogan, hosting tonight's event like last night. 

Randy Orton coming straight to the ring. Oh yeah baby, it look like we're going to have some blood and guts at the early start of Wrestlemania.
Alexa Bliss making her entrance down to the ring where there happen to be a very large Jack In The Box. Alexa Bliss begin spinning the handle until, yeah you've guessed right "THE FIEND" appeared.

MATCH 01 
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT THE FIEND 
Alexa Bliss turning into the Sister Abigail during the match. Randy Orton with an RKO on The Fiend. After that, the lights went out and everyone disappeared. 

MATCH 02 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX & SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT NATALYA & TAMINA 
I'm routing for anyone to remove the gold from Nia and Shayna. TEAM NATALYA N TAMINA πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ TEAM NATALYA N TAMINA πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ You could do it. 
A tremendous performance put on by Natalya and Tamina. Once again Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler proving tonight they own the ring. 

MATCH 03 
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN 
This is probably one of the matches I've been waiting to see tonight. Well not so much the match more the outcome of the match. I believe there is more to this than just Sami Zayn verses Kevin Owens. 
I peep, Logan Paul's hesitation clap for Sami Zayn. There weren't any hesitation with the clapping for Kevin Owens when he did the frogsplash on Sami Zayn, lol. 
Logan Paul checking on Sami Zayn, after the match. Logan Paul then went to go check on Kevin Owens. Sami Zayn getting mad at Logan Paul for looking Kevin Owens over. Sami Zayn trying to tell Logan not to trust him. Sami pushes him. Logan pushes back but harder. Sami goes over the tight ropes. Logan Paul find it necessary to torture Sami Zayn as he exit the arena by honoring Kevin Owens as tonight's winner. Kevin Owens went along with it to tease Sami. Kevin Owens then stunned Logan Paul. 

MATCH 04 "United States Championship"
SHEAMUS DEFEAT RIDDLE 
This match is bullshit. Sheamus doesn't need this, he's way beyond the United States Championship. I can't believe Sheamus is fighting hard for this title. Come on Riddle get in there. Don't let him take it. 🀭🀭🀭🀭

Wale performing Big E's entrance music 

MATCH 05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ NIGERIAN DRUM FIGHT"
APOLLO CREWS DEFEAT BIG E 
Dabba Kato, a former member from Raw Underground returning and taking out Big E. Apollo Crews capturing tonight's victory. 

Congratulations to this year's 2021 HALL OF FAME WINNERS.... 
RVD
Molly Holly
The Great Khali
Ozzy Osbourne 
Eric Bischoff
Rich Hering 
Kane

MATCH 06 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT ASUKA 
Rhea Ripley's live entrance performance by Ash Costello. Brutality sounds much better off of an mp3. The performance was horrible. I couldn't understand anything that Ash Costello was saying. 
Rhea Ripley putting Asuka down with the riptide and pinning down Asuka. Wow, this is unbelievable both female championships changed this weekend. 

MATCH 07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT EDGE AND DANIEL BRYAN
Just like last night this will probably be my second worst match if Edge doesn't win this weekend. Last night I had to deal with Bad Bunny's annoying victory. I hope it won't be the same with Daniel Bryan. I'm actually going to change his name and start calling him Daniel Cryin'. That's exactly what he did went crying to Adam Pearce, went crying to the fans, went crying to anyone that'll take his side, as long as it weasel his way into this match. 
Triple threat match taking place where the champion doesn't have to be pinned. I'm for Edge, πŸ’― % 
Roman Reigns putting Daniel Bryan through announce table. Edge with a spear to Roman Reigns. 
Edge almost had it. Daniel Bryan pulling out Edge. Edge is livid. Edge with a steel chair going crazy on both Daniel and Reigns. Edge with a conchairto on Daniel Bryan. Jey Uso from behind on the attack creating a diversion. Roman Reigns with a spear on Edge. Roman Reigns retaining the Universal Championship. 

Next WWE Event: Backlash May 16th


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