Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #02 "WWE Summerslam"

Summerslam 2020 Kick Off Show with Booker T, Charly Caruso, Renee Young, Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield and Peter Rosenberg 

Shayna Baszler leaving a message for whoever wins the women's championship tonight. "She got next!" 

First Kick Off Show Match of the night. An opportunity by Apollo Crews to defend his title against MVP with his boys banned from ringside. The United States Championship on the line. If MVP loses this match its back to the end of the line. Welcome to the thunderdome. I see, the crowd is out loud. 

Kick Off Show Match "United States Championship"

APOLLO CREWS DEFEAT MVP

Apollo Crews defeat MVP but here comes the Hurt Business. Apollo getting out of dodge in a hurry. 

We're getting ready to close out the Kick Off Show but before we do so I would like to send my love and appreciation to a very special lady. Renee, this is for everything you have done for the WWE. Your more than just a commentator. Renee Young your a real classy woman. Good luck on your new path in life. I heard you have published a cook book lots of luck and success and God bless to you! 👍👍🏾👍🏿 

I wasn't expecting to see this match up first. 

Bayley vs Asuka first match of night. Bayley defending her 317 day reign. I know why they're doing this. Asuka's next match with Sasha is later on. They figure if Asuka go up against Bayley this early it'll give her a lot of time to rest. 

MATCH #01 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

BAYLEY DEFEAT ASUKA 

Sasha jumping in the ring wanting to get some early shots off of Asuka trying to weakening her up for their match later.

Kevin Owens joining the commentary for this match. The Kevin Owens Show returns tomorrow night on Raw with Aleister Black as his guest. 

MATCH #02 "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 

THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT ANDRADE & ANGEL GARZA 

Andrade inadvertently knocked Zelina Vega off of the side of the ring. Andrade was checking on Zelina. Angel Garza had no one to tag in. The Streets Profits meant what they've said, you'll never see us coming lmao 

MATCH #03 "HAIR VS HAIR, NO DISQUALIFICATION, THE LOSER LEAVES WWE MATCH"

MANDY ROSE DEFEAT SONYA DEVILLE 

This match sucked. Sure the brawl between the ladies were awesome it doesn't mean a damn thing when you already know the results to the match. There's been several rumors over this match during the past weeks that Sonya Deville was departing from the WWE. Excuse me where does Sonya think She's going. She does know her hair have to get shaved. I don't care if that bitch is being stalked and she haves personal issues. It was this bitch that came up with this stipulation. 

MATCH #04 "STREET FIGHT"

SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT DOMINIK MYSTERIO 

Dominik Mysterio gets his premiere match tonight against Seth Rollins. Dominik standing up for the Mysterio family and eliminating the Monday Night Moron, lol. Rey Mysterio standing at ringside not getting involved. Seth Rollins talk too damn much. Dominik utilizing the same table that Seth had set up. Dominik with a tribute to Eddie Guerrero, frog splash from the top rope. Seth Rollins torturing Rey Mysterio because he knows Rey can not get involved. Seth Rollins and Murphy handcuffing Rey Mysterio to the ring ropes. Seth and Murphy were about to whip Rey with the kendu sticks. Dominik Mysterio from behind attacking Seth and Murphy. Dominik with a 6.1.9 on Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins with the curb stomp on Dominik Mysterio right in front of his father. Dominik leaving Summerslam tonight as soldier. He put up a gutsy fight against the Monday Night Moron. 

Asuka up for her next championship attempt against Miss Boss Time Sasha Banks for the Raw Women's Championship 

MATCH #05 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

ASUKA DEFEAT SASHA BANKS 

I'm disappointed in you Bayley. My girl, Bayley wouldn't sacrifice herself for her homegirl Sasha. Tick Tock 

I don't give a shit about Randy Orton but I guess his match wasn't good enough for the main event. So that can only mean Braun Strowman and Bray Wyatt have something exciting during their match if that's main event material tonight. I hope Drew McIntyre wasn't offended for being downgraded for the night. The only thing I want from Drew McIntyre is to leave Summerslam with that same championship around his waist. Its been 139 days since Drew McIntyre removed the Raw championship from The Beast Broc Lesnar and I would like for this championship to remain around the Scottish Psychopath.

MATCH #06 "RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 

Match already in progress, typical Randy Orton making his way out of dodge. Randy Orton already with the games. I would really love to know who hits first, the claymore or the rko. Both men going back and forth. 

Drew McIntyre held on as champion his reign continues.👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Drew McIntyre is still our WWE Champion.

MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

THE FIEND DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN

Okay its falls count anywhere match about to go down throughout the dome. The monster vs the fiend for the universal championship. This explains a lot more why its the main event. This match is closing out Summerslam. I'm with Corey Graves I never seen this side of Strowman either. Okay, these two are leaving the arena and heading into the back. The Fiend dragging Strowman back into the arena. Strowman looking for a box cutter to slice up the mat. Strowman exposing the mat. Strowman experiencing his carelessness from the exposed mat. The Fiend laying out Strowman with two sister abigails followed by a pinfall. The Fiend becoming the new universal champion. Roman Reigns with a spear and beating the hell out of The Fiend. Roman Reigns with a steel chair all over Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns with another spear on The Fiend. Summerslam we never saw this coming. Roman Reigns, I'm glad you came. Totally awesome. 

Next Sunday, August 30th WWE Payback 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover XXX"

NXT Takeover Kick Off Show 

Breezango defeat Imperium and Legado Del Fantasma 

Awesome match to kick off a pay per view. My money is on Finn Balor. Finn Balor need to stop getting shitted on by the WWE. 

NXT Takeover XXX 

MATCH #01

FINN BALOR DEFEAT TIMOTHY THATCHER 

Okay 👌 that's what I'm talking about 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿Congratulations, Finn Balor 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 for picking your 12th NXT Takeover win tonight. Totally awesome, not to mention for beating that bastard Timothy Thatcher for spoiling your chances of being in the North American Championship ladder match. 

Speaking of North American Championship ladder match look what I get to see. 

MATCH #02 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP/ LADDER MATCH"

DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO, BRONSON REED, CAMERON GRIMES, AND VELVETEEN DREAMS

Johnny Gargano and Damien Priest the last two males at the top of the ladder, grappling over the belt. The title have gotten loose. Priest manage to get hold of it. Damien Priest, the new North American Champion.

MATCH #03 

ADAM COLE DEFEAT PAT MCAFEE 

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

I.O. SHIRAI DEFEAT DAKOTA KAI W/ RAQUEL GONZALES 

Dakota Kai had inadvertently kicked out the referee. The referee is temporarily out cold. Raquel Gonzalez taking advantage of IO Shirai with an beat down. IO Shirai still manage to kick out. Raquel in total disbelief. Raquel Gonzalez from behind flattening IO Shirai. Rhea Ripley coming down the ramp. Rhea and Raquel with a face to face. Dakota and Raquel Gonzalez decided to back away from Rhea Ripley. But, don't think that Rhea Ripley came down here to save IO Shirai. She only came down here to save her next title opportunity, that's all. Rhea Ripley don't give a shit about IO Shirai. 

Lol, okay I see Damien Priest found himself some hoochies. He's celebrating his North American Championship, lol

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

KARRION KROSS DEFEAT KEITH LEE 

The match of the night. What everyone been waiting for. Both men haven't kept their eyes off of one another since they've gotten in the ring. Keith Lee all fired up and ready for action. Scarlett looking on the side. Kross looking to separate Lee's shoulders. Keith Lee buying himself sometime lifting 251 lbs of spaghetti legs, lol. I'm sensing the frustration in Scarlett. Karrion Kross giving Keith Lee his all. Karrion Kross has a lot of tricks up his sleeves. Karrion Kross been terminator tonight. It takes the heart ❤ of a soldier to take down someone like him. Apparently, Keith Lee couldn't do it. Keith Lee couldn't get pass the doomsday 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2020 Issue #01 "Extreme Rules The Horror Show"

Kick Off Show Match 

KEVIN OWENS DEFEATED MURPHY 

Kevin Owens going right in trying to take out the disciple' Murphy. Murphy trying to slow down Kevin Owens with a sleeper. Kevin Owens with a DDT, face first into the canvas for Murphy. Kevin Owens with a cannonball into the corner onto Murphy. Kevin Owens from the top turnbuckle. Kevin Owens going down. Murphy with the double knees into Kevin Owens. The power of Murphy. Murphy delivering the brainbuster onto Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens with a moonsault from the top turnbuckle into the pinfall. Murphy kicking out. Kevin Owens with a super kick onto Murphy followed by a stunner. Kevin Owens with the pinfall. Kevin Owens capturing the victory and also possibly eliminating one potential disciple from interfering in tonight's match with Seth Rollins and Rey Mysterio. 

EXTREME RULES THE HORROR SHOW 

MATCH 01: "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

CESARO AND SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEATED THE NEW DAY

Cesaro ramming Kofi Kingston through a double table set up. A set up put together by Kofi Kingston, lol. Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura are overlooked no more. The new Smackdown Tag Team Champions. 

Nikki Cross, Alexa Cross, Asuka and Kairi Sane having a brief moment backstage with Nikki Cross to boost her spirits and motivation before the match. 

Bayley and Sasha Banks coming to the ring. Bayley, who have been holding the Smackdown Women's Championship for 282 days guarantees her reign will continue. 

MATCH 02: "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP" 

BAYLEY DEFEATED NIKKI CROSS 

The referee was distracted. Sasha Banks handed Bayley her Boss ring. Bayley using it on Nikk Cross. 

OMG, where going to have this a VIP Lounge during Extreme Rules.... MVP sucks he's basically taking his own self-made championship title home. Apparently Apollo Crews is unavailable to wrestle tonight because he didn't pass his physical exam. Well, we all can thank Bobby Lashley for that. Apollo Crews suffering a shoulder injury due to the full Nelson placed onto him by Bobby Lashley. Apollo Crews had to forfeit tonight's match. 

MATCH 03: "AN EYE FOR AN EYE" 

SETH ROLLINS DEFEATED REY MYSTERIO 

LOL, omg Seth Rollins bringing pliers to the ring. He's so crazy. Uh oh, there he is, Rey Mysterio we're getting things started before the bell. Rey Mysterio with the pliers now. Seth Rollins with Rey Mysterio in the falcon arrow on the side of ring. Seth Rollins with a kendu stick going for Rey Mysterio's left eye. 

Rey Mysterio with the frogsplash off of the top turnbuckle into the ribs of Seth Rollins. Rey Mysterio breaking apart the kendu stick. Rey Mysterio making it sharp. Rey Mysterio ramming it into Seth Rollins eye. Rey Mysterio feels that it isn't enough. Rey Mysterio want to ram Seth Rollins eye into the corner of steps. He want Rollins to feel the same pain that he went through. 

Seth Rollins with a stomp on Rey Mysterio. Seth Rollins looking to damage the other eye of Rey Mysterio. Seth Rollins, he paused and backed away. Rey Mysterio is down, he needs a medical attention. I guess, this makes Seth the winner. You can tell the crowd isn't pleased at Seth Rollins right now. 

MATCH 04: "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

SASHA BANKS DEFEATED ASUKA

Ok its "BOSS TIME".... 

Asuka got Sasha Banks in a roll up position. Sasha roll over to the ring ropes to break the hole. Asuka with a hip attack down goes Sasha Banks. Asuka with the sliding knee, down goes Sasha Banks again. Bayley not looking very happy. Bayley and I have a look of concern for Sasha. Sasha Banks with an armbar locking it in Asuka. Sasha showing some comeback. Sasha with the double knees on Asuka. I'm feeling Sasha's comeback but you know what's her problem. She talk too damn much during the match. She need to lay off the bragging. Sasha taking Asuka into the plexi glass. Sasha Banks looking to score her moment, she's going in with the bank statement. Sasha needs to think fast and stop yapping. Asuka have her in a different zone. Asuka is all over Sasha once again. Sasha going in for the kill from the top of the post.

Sasha Banks slipped off the ringpost. Sasha Banks refusing medical treatment. 

Sasha Banks wanted the match to continue.

Bayley and Kairi Sane were going at one another on the side of the ring.

Bayley tried to give Sasha Banks one of the tag team championships, but the referee wasn't going to let Sasha Banks use it.

Asuka went for the green mist, Sasha ducked and it went into the face of the referee. This is so hilarious lmao. Bayley yanking the referee shirt off of the referee and disguising herself as a referee so Sasha can get tonight's victory, lol. What will Boss N Hug think of next, lol omg. 

MATCH 05: "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"

DREW MCINTYRE DEFEATED DOLPH ZIGGLER

Dolph Ziggler finally naming the stipulation, a extreme rules match for Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler doesn't need to abide by the rules during this match. Drew McIntyre can not use any type of weapons during this match or else he'll be disqualified. If you really think about it Dolph Ziggler sucks. This match actually makes Drew McIntyre look good at the end. 

Wow, that was close we almost had a new champion. Dolph Ziggler almost had it. Dolph Ziggler taking out Drew McIntyre knee with a steel chair followed by the zig zag. Dolph Ziggler using every weapon, every maneuver. Dolph Ziggler is beside himself. Drew McIntyre won't die. 

Dolph Ziggler setting things up for the super kick. Drew McIntyre coming right in with the claymore and taking Dolph Ziggler's head off. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

MATCH 06: "SWAMP FIGHT"

BRAY WYATT DEFEATED BRAUN STROWMAN 

This is like the Aj Styles vs The Undertaker Backyard Bone Match. You can tell this match was prerecorded in a swamp somewhere and is being used for tonight's main event. 

Okay that was creepy, Alexa Bliss doing the voice of Sister Abigail. 

Braun Strowman tossing Bray Wyatt into the swamp. Bray Wyatt pulling Braun Strowman into the swamp. The Fiend popping up from the swamp with his famous words "LET ME IN!" The match and The Pay Per View is over. 

Next, WWE Event....

Summer Slam Sunday August 23, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2020 Issue #02 "Backlash"

MATCH #01 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

BAYLEY AND SASHA BANKS DEFEAT THE ICONICS, ALEXA BLISS AND NIKKI CROSS 

Sasha Banks pinning Alexa Bliss 

MATCH #02

SHEAMUS DEFEAT JEFF HARDY 

Jeff Hardy with a pin on Sheamus. Sheamus with his veteran instincts manages to get his foot onto the ropes. Sheamus with the brogue kick knocking out Jeff Hardy. Sheamus with the pin over Jeff Hardy.

MATCH #03 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

ASUKA DEFEAT NIA JAX BY A DOUBLE COUNT OUT 

The Miz and Morrison premiering there insulting video of "Hey Hey" about Braun Strowman, before the match begins. 

MATCH $04 "HANDICAP MATCH FOR THE SMACKDOWN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT THE MIZ AND JOHN MORRISON 

Braun Strowman pinned The Miz 

MATCH #05 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"

DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY 

Lana coming down to the ring and getting involved in the match. Lana accusing the referee of cheating for Drew McIntyre. She was trying to help Bobby Lashley. At least that's what she thought. Bobby Lashley trying to get her to return to the locker room. Drew McIntyre taking an advantage with the claymore to score a victory over Bobby Lashley. I suppose tomorrow night on Raw, this will all be Lana's fault. Bobby Lashley have no one to blame but himself. This is what happens when you bring too much baggage to the arena. 

I have no idea what is suppose to be going on, The Viking Raiders and Street Profits are suppose to be facing one another but instead their instead the parking lot fighting a bunch of ninjas. And, Akira Tozawa happen to be one of those ninjas. Okay, whatever 🥱

MATCH #06

RANDY ORTON DEFEAT EDGE 

I'm not going to sit here and acknowledge this match as the Greatest Match Ever because I think, WWE Universe are morons. However I will say this it was a good match probably the best match of the night I'll give it that much.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 But, Greatest match ever, WWE is over selling it.

Next, WWE Events

Extreme Rules Sunday, July 19th 2020

Summerslam Sunday, August 23, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover In Your House!"

MATCH #01
FINN BALOR DEFEAT DAMIEN PRIEST

MATCH #02 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"
KEITH LEE DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO

MATCH #03 "BACKLOT BRAWL FOR THE NXT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ADAM COLE THE VELVETEEN DREAM

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2020 Issue #02 "AEW: Double or Nothing Pay Per View

Why is Vickie Guerrero here, "again". You must always emphasize the word "again". Vickie Guerrero, Tony Khan and Cody Rhodes they have business.🤔 They could do whatever business they want to do. In the meantime my business for tonight is "DOUBLE OR NOTHING!" Let's get it started.

THE KICK OFF MATCH 

THE BEST FRIENDS DEFEAT PRIVATE PARTY 

CASINO LADDER MATCH 

MATCH #01

FRANKIE KAZARIAN vs SCORPIO SKY next up KIP SABAN' with PENELOPE FORD, JIMMY HAVOC (who's not included in the match. He's here supplying a usage of a ladder, there are no disqualification rules in the match) next up to enter DARBY ALLIN verse ORANGE CASSIDY then COLT CABANA then JOEY JANELLA (Replacement of REY FENIX) then LUCHASAURUS then our final and mystery opponent, The Wrath of Cage BRIAN CAGE being accompanied by TAZZ. 

This is a question everyone wants to know, What is Tazz affiliation with Brian Cage? The number one question talked about all night. 

BRIAN CAGE, THE WINNER OF CASINO LADDER CARRYING THE CASINO CHIP

MATCH #02

MJF DEFEAT JUNGLEBOY 

Who cares, 🥱

This is what I want to see right now, my man Iron Mike Tyson. I hope he's out here to do the right thing, wrap that TNT Gold around the person who's worthy 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

MATCH #03

CODY RHODES DEFEAT LANCE ARCHER 

Mike Tyson doesn't look to happy so far over the match. Just witnessed The Iron Mike yawning trying to dose off. It turns it was Lance Archer keeping him down. Jake The Snake Roberts coming out isn't helping neither. Arn Anderson in the stands. Jake The Snake Roberts trying to distract the referee. Lance Archer at the top of the ring post. Arn Anderson knocking down Lance Archer. A second referee coming out and having Arn Anderson removed from ringside. The first referee wanted Jake The Snake Roberts removed from ringside. Iron Mike Tyson wouldn't back up neither referee's stories he stood by Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes tonight on May 23, 2020. Cody Rhodes became the AEW premiere TNT Television Champion 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

MATCH #04

KRIS STATLANDER DEFEAT PENELOPE FORD

Penelope Ford, (Filling tonight for Brit Baker)

MATCH #05

DUSTIN RHODES DEFEAT SHAWN SPEARS

Shawn Spears not dressed to wrestle. He's looking for an easy win. Shawn Spears expecting Dustin Rhodes not to show up. Shawn Spears want him counted out. Dustin Rhodes music begin to play. Shawn Spears with no wrestling attire, he's wrestling in draws tonight. Dustin Rhodes taking apart Shawn Spears suit, lmao. I hope he put a spear one in his locker room. 

MATCH #06 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT NYLA ROSE 

Up, until tonight I haven't had much pleasure with Double or Nothing. The Casino ladder match was awesome, Cody Rhodes defeating Lance Archer and becoming the first AEW TNT TV Champion. This right here is another match I have my eyes set on. I actually do not care who wins. I just want to see two brutal and badass women go at it. They have 60 minutes within the ring. I'm looking forward to all the action. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 What a fitting end to this match. What a great match put on by both competitors, totally awesome. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 So far, AEW is making me happy with the matches of my interest, lol. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

It is time for the first of two main events of the evening. 

MATCH #07 "AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

JON MOXLEY DEFEAT BRODIE LEE 

Brodie Lee with a suplex followed by a plethora of strikes, Jon Moxley at the top, Brodie Lee sending Jon Moxley flying across the ring, Jon Moxley with a plan, Brodie Lee staying ahead of Jon Moxley's plan, Jon Moxley flipping Brodie Lee onto the steel steps. Jon Moxley slamming Brodie Lee into the ramp. Brodie Lee coming back up bleeding. Jon Moxley looking to do more damage onto the cut on the forehead. Brodie Lee won't go down. Jon Moxley with the neck cramp, Jon Moxley's version of the sleeper Brodie Lee not moving. Jon Moxley regaining the Championship he never lost.

We're getting ready to close out the night with The Elite facing The Inner Circle. The last 60 minutes of the night. I would get snuggled up underneath the covers whether its by yourself or with your loved one. Basically what I'm saying, your going to enjoy the rest of the night and a good night its already been. What an awesome match to close the show.

MATCH #08 "STAMPEDE STADIUM MATCH"

THE ELITE DEFEAT THE INNER CIRCLE 

#72 JAKE HAGER

#27 CHRIS JERICHO 

#51 SANTANA 

#50 ORTIZ

#93 SAMMY GUEVARA 

THE YOUNGBUCKS 

KENNY OMEGA 

MATT HARDY 

HANGMAN ADAM PAGE

(Where is Hangman? He haven't shown up.)

Ok, here come Hangman Page making an entrance on a horse running down Sammy Guevara. 

This is wrestling inside a football stadium which is very difficult to view. A stadium is much larger than an a arena. You need plenty more cameras. I think I would like to see more footage on the cheerleaders than the wrestlers. Now, they're taking it in the stands. We almost had our first pinfall of the night. One of the Youngbucks almost pinned Chris Jericho. Santana and Ortiz meeting Kenny Omega in the concession area. Santana and Ortiz teaching Matt Hardy how to swim. Multiple versions of Matt Hardy reemerging from the pool. Matt Hardy literally ringing the the bell over, Ortiz and confining him to a chair rest for a couple of days. Matt Hardy putting Santana on ice, locked inside the icebox. Jake Hager on the prowl and come across Hangman at the bar. Hangman asked Jake Hager, Are you here to drink or do you want to fight? Jake Hager wants to fight. Kenny Omega coming to his partner's aide. Kenny and Hangman with a series of the Bubbly being smashed over the head of Jake Hager until he finally went down. Hangman and Kenny celebrating. Meanwhile, back on the field. There's alot going on the field. Its hard to keep up. They're having alot of fun. This isn't your usual wrestling match. Sammy Guevara, although I don't feel for him. He's being embarrased and humiliated alot tonight. Kenny Omega with the one winged angel on Sammy Guevara, allowing The Elite to capture the victory over The Inner Circle for tonight.

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2020 Issue #01 "Money In The Bank Pay Per View"

And, now Rusty Jabbz kick off The Money In The Bank Kick Off Show, here with Peter Rosenberg and new comer, Scott Stanford.

I don't know, he may not be a new comer to some y'all die hard wrestling and sports fans but he happen to be a new comer to me. I never seen him before. Regardless of all of that, let's kick off, The Kick Off Show.

MONEY IN THE BANK KICK OFF SHOW:

JEFF HARDY DEFEAT CESARO 

I wonder how long it'll be before Sheamus interferes. They're giving Jeff Hardy a comeback match against former member of The Bar, Cesaro. Both, Cesaro and Jeff Hardy giving it, its all in this match. Jeff Hardy picking up the win. A great match so far on the Money In The Bank Kick Off Show. What makes this match even more great was the fact there was, no Sheamus. 👏👏👏👏 Any match without the involvement of Sheamus is a great match.

Okay, that was good to hear. Me and Peter Rosenberg are both for Aleister Black and Nia Jax. It look like Me and Peter got good taste in who deserve those briefcases.

MONEY IN THE BANK PAY PER VIEW: 

FATAL FOURWAY - SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH #01:

THE NEW DAY DEFEAT LUCHA HOUSE PARTY, THE MIZ & MORRISON AND THE FORGOTTEN SONS

Lol, omg already The New Day starting some shit. Big E tossing his jacket at Corey Graves and knocking off his headphones, lol. So far great match to kick off with we're picking up where we left off on Friday. Let's go LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA 👏👏👏👏👏

Forgotten Sons make people remember your names tonight. 👏👏👏👏👏👏 I want anyone to win this match as long as it isn't MC M.I.Z. or Johnny Drip Drip. Miz and Morrison are starting to make me sick, sick. 

There are no disqualifications in the fatal fourway match. Jaxson Ryker have every right to be out here. The referee sending him to the locker room. The New Day retaining the titles. Big E saying, "We ain't never letting them go!"

Lacey Evans spent all day, today studying the lay out of the Titan Towers. If Lacey Evans wins tonight, she will torture Bayley with that briefcase but first, Bayley must retain her title tonight. 

Omg, why wasn't this match on the kick off show. What a punch in the gut to Jeff Hardy and Cesaro. Who gives a shit about R-Truth vs MVP. The most annoying African Americans in the WWE. They're more annoying than The New Day and The Street Profits. 

I don't understand Bobby Lashley's presence. Bobby Lashley giving MVP the night off. 

MATCH #02

BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT R-TRUTH 

Okay, I'll accept that. I rather see Bobby Lashley put a ass whupping on R-Truth. MVP and R-Truth, they both suck. I'm glad its over, no need for wasting our times. 

There go my girl, Bayley still Smackdown Women's Champion holding the championship for 211 days now. 👏👏👏👏

Okay girl, you can do it. 👏👏👏👏

I'm loving, Bayley she's awesome not to mention, she has a tremendous phat ass, Beautiful! 😛

MATCH #03 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

BAYLEY DEFEAT TAMINA 

Michael Cole always hating on my girl. I don't have anything against Tamina. She deserves to be a champion and if this is Tamina's night I'll accept it but I won't love it. Bayley in the toughest fight of her WWE career. You don't have to agree with Bayley and her new attitude. However you should respect her work ethics inside that square ring. Bayley doing a good job, targeting the leg of Tamina. 👏👏👏👏 Good Veteran instincts. Bayley with some more damage on Tamina's leg with the leg lock. Tamina with a somoan drop on Bayley. Bayley catching some air, taking a time out. 👏👏👏👏 Come on, Bayley don't let me down. Tamina sending Bayley flying over the announce table. Bayley have gotten Tamina upset. Tamina looking to take out Bayley. Sasha Banks with an interference. Tamina is off her game. Bayley capitalizing on Tamina's ignorance and pinning her down for the win. That's right my girl, Bayley did it again but I must thank, Sasha Banks for the little interference that really helped. 👏👏👏👏👏 "BOSS N HUG RIDES AGAIN!" 

Do I really have to hear, The Monday Night Moron. Seriously, Dude your killing my buzz. I would like to enjoy, Bayley and Sasha victory. 

MATCH #04 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT BRAY WYATT 

I don't know this match can go either way. I'm hoping that Braun Strowman wins. I just hope there isn't any politics involved. I understand that Roman Reigns will be back soon. I don't want Braun Strowman to lose because Roman Reigns is coming back. Let's say Braun Strowman wins tonight. There isn't anything wrong with Braun Strowman facing Roman Reigns. I'm being honest I am not a big fan of Braun Strowman but I still think Braun Strowman should hold on a little longer to the title. Okay Strowman your doing good. Survive some more of those, Sister Abigails. Bray Wyatt can't believe it that Braun Strowman gotten up from the sister abigail. Okay, Strowman with the Black Sheep mask. Bray Wyatt looking very thrilled over it. Braun Strowman hugging Bray Wyatt. It look like Braun is home. Braun Strowman running a game on Bray Wyatt. Braun Strowman tearing off the mask and stomping all over it. Braun Strowman with mind games of his own. Bray Wyatt getting suckered, it cost him the match. "The Black Sheep Stands Alone!"

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"

DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS 

This is going to be a good match but a complete waste of time. Seth Rollins isn't leaving here tonight as the new WWE World Champion. Both, competitors are going to put it on one another. These two will compete again in 05 weeks at Backlash. 

Drew McIntyre tossing Seth Rollins across the announce table. Drew McIntyre feeling some anger. Drew McIntyre tossing Seth Rollins across the ring. Drew McIntyre feeling the pain in his knee from earlier. Drew McIntyre getting the fight back in him. Seth Rollins is up. Seth Rollins off the top rope with the frog splash. Drew McIntyre kicking out at the count of one. Seth Rollins losing it in the match. Seth Rollins going for the chair. The referee telling Seth Rollins what will happen if he decides to use that chair. Seth Rollins threw everything at Drew McIntyre, the future shock, the stomp, the falcon arrow and a frog splash, and yet Drew McIntyre manage to kick out everytime. Seth Rollins with another attempt at the stomp, Drew McIntyre returning the favor on Seth Rollins with a Glasgow kiss. Drew McIntyre following it up with a claymore kick taking down, Seth Rollins. Drew McIntyre standing tall tonight. Even though, he's limping. The better man stands tall tonight. Congratulations Drew McIntyre 👏👏👏👏👏 

Drew McIntyre showing Seth Rollins a sign of sportsmanship extending the hand. Seth Rollins very doubtful about shaking the hands of Drew McIntyre. 

MATCH #06 "MONEY IN THE BANK MEN AND WOMEN COLLABORATION" 

Up next I believe its the main event. The moment everyone been waiting for a men's and women's Money In The Bank collabo transmitting live from the WWE Headquarters inside the Titan Towers in Stamford, Connecticut. Participating in this dual Money In The Bank.... Lacey Evans, Shayna Baszler, Otis, Nia Jax, Carmella, Aj Styles, Aleister Black, Dana Brooke, King Corbin, Asuka, Rey Mysterio and Daniel Bryan. 

The match starting from the lobby.

Entering now into the weight room. 

Asuka locking herself inside the elevator, she has the key card to control the elevator.

Otis pinning Aj Styles to the floor of the weight room with a set of weights stacked over him.

Doink hiding behind a chair on the practice ring. 

Dana Brooke inside the conference room capturing the wrong MITB briefcase.

Stephanie McMahon pointing it out to Dana Brooke that she needs to capture the official MITB briefcase from the roof.

Rey Mysterio looking for Aj Styles. 

Brotherly Love coming out of a stall in the bathroom and asking, Rey Mysterio If he loves him. Rey Mysterio, responds sure I do but now isn't the time. 

Aj Styles is the one looking for Rey Mysterio, now. Aj Styles having flashbacks of the boneyard match, after seeing all of The Undertaker memorabilia around.

Aleister Black locking Aj Styles inside of a closet.

Everyone's meeting up inside what seems to be catering area with Paul Heyman. 

Otis smashing a cake into the face of Paul Heyman, lol. Good one, Otis.

Nia Jax eliminating both, Dana Brooke and Carmella they'll be out for awhile or maybe permanent.

Otis having a pie break. John Laurinaitis riding by on a senior citizen mobile cart.

Now, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan going after one another. The brawl leads into Vince McMahon's office. Vince McMahon kicking both of them out of his office. Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan tiding up a bit before they left.

King Corbin from behind all over both, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan. King Corbin taking down both, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan. King Corbin heading to the roof. 

Currently on the roof, Nia Jax, Lacey Evans and Asuka all three going after one another trying to prevent either opponent from setting up the ladder. King Corbin is finally on the roof, the only male competitor so far. Asuka at the top of the ladder. Baron Corbin has his ladder and he's at the top of the ladder. Both, Asuka and Baron Corbin fighting at the top. Asuka preventing Baron Corbin from reaching the briefcase. Why is Asuka doing this? Doesn't she realize that there's two briefcases involved in this match. Asuka pushing King Corbin off of the ladder.

Asuka, captures the Women's MITB briefcase. Asuka is Miss 2020 Money In The Bank winner.

Now, it's all up to the men.

Otis is on the roof, now.

Otis and King Corbin going at it. 

Aleister Black coming to the roof.

Rey Mysterio entering the roof, behind Aleister Black.

Aj Styles is now on the roof.

Daniel Bryan the last one to enter onto the roof. We have all 06 male competitors on the roof of the WWE headquarters. 

Aj Styles and King Corbin, both are on the top of the ladder going for the briefcase. 

Yes, Yes, Yes, I knew he would be back and get his revenge. Elias from behind with the guitar on the back of King Corbin. The Male MITB briefcase fumbled and fell into the hands of Otis. I believe it was Aj Styles to cause the fumbling of the briefcase allowing Otis to capture it. Otis, Mr 2020 Money In The Bank winner. 

This money in the bank match was a bit of a disappointment. This isn't what I was expecting and I know there's a lot of people inside that chat room that can agree with me this was a lame pay per view. Wow, a WWE pay per view for only 2 hours and a half. Shortest WWE pay per view of all time. The early results of the pay per view is what truly made this pay per view. The actual money in the bank was trash and the fact that Otis and Asuka are both the 2020 MITB winners it only makes it suck even more. 🙁😭🤨🥱😴

Don't believe this saying from Michael Cole, 

"MONEY IN THE BANK, THE RISK IS WORTH THE REWARD!"

After what I just saw, I beg to differ.

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