And, now Rusty Jabbz kick off The Money In The Bank Kick Off Show, here with Peter Rosenberg and new comer, Scott Stanford.
I don't know, he may not be a new comer to some y'all die hard wrestling and sports fans but he happen to be a new comer to me. I never seen him before. Regardless of all of that, let's kick off, The Kick Off Show.
MONEY IN THE BANK KICK OFF SHOW:
JEFF HARDY DEFEAT CESARO
I wonder how long it'll be before Sheamus interferes. They're giving Jeff Hardy a comeback match against former member of The Bar, Cesaro. Both, Cesaro and Jeff Hardy giving it, its all in this match. Jeff Hardy picking up the win. A great match so far on the Money In The Bank Kick Off Show. What makes this match even more great was the fact there was, no Sheamus. 👏👏👏👏 Any match without the involvement of Sheamus is a great match.
Okay, that was good to hear. Me and Peter Rosenberg are both for Aleister Black and Nia Jax. It look like Me and Peter got good taste in who deserve those briefcases.
MONEY IN THE BANK PAY PER VIEW:
FATAL FOURWAY - SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH #01:
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT LUCHA HOUSE PARTY, THE MIZ & MORRISON AND THE FORGOTTEN SONS
Lol, omg already The New Day starting some shit. Big E tossing his jacket at Corey Graves and knocking off his headphones, lol. So far great match to kick off with we're picking up where we left off on Friday. Let's go LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA 👏👏👏👏👏
Forgotten Sons make people remember your names tonight. 👏👏👏👏👏👏 I want anyone to win this match as long as it isn't MC M.I.Z. or Johnny Drip Drip. Miz and Morrison are starting to make me sick, sick.
There are no disqualifications in the fatal fourway match. Jaxson Ryker have every right to be out here. The referee sending him to the locker room. The New Day retaining the titles. Big E saying, "We ain't never letting them go!"
Lacey Evans spent all day, today studying the lay out of the Titan Towers. If Lacey Evans wins tonight, she will torture Bayley with that briefcase but first, Bayley must retain her title tonight.
Omg, why wasn't this match on the kick off show. What a punch in the gut to Jeff Hardy and Cesaro. Who gives a shit about R-Truth vs MVP. The most annoying African Americans in the WWE. They're more annoying than The New Day and The Street Profits.
I don't understand Bobby Lashley's presence. Bobby Lashley giving MVP the night off.
MATCH #02
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT R-TRUTH
Okay, I'll accept that. I rather see Bobby Lashley put a ass whupping on R-Truth. MVP and R-Truth, they both suck. I'm glad its over, no need for wasting our times.
There go my girl, Bayley still Smackdown Women's Champion holding the championship for 211 days now. 👏👏👏👏
Okay girl, you can do it. 👏👏👏👏
I'm loving, Bayley she's awesome not to mention, she has a tremendous phat ass, Beautiful! 😛
MATCH #03 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT TAMINA
Michael Cole always hating on my girl. I don't have anything against Tamina. She deserves to be a champion and if this is Tamina's night I'll accept it but I won't love it. Bayley in the toughest fight of her WWE career. You don't have to agree with Bayley and her new attitude. However you should respect her work ethics inside that square ring. Bayley doing a good job, targeting the leg of Tamina. 👏👏👏👏 Good Veteran instincts. Bayley with some more damage on Tamina's leg with the leg lock. Tamina with a somoan drop on Bayley. Bayley catching some air, taking a time out. 👏👏👏👏 Come on, Bayley don't let me down. Tamina sending Bayley flying over the announce table. Bayley have gotten Tamina upset. Tamina looking to take out Bayley. Sasha Banks with an interference. Tamina is off her game. Bayley capitalizing on Tamina's ignorance and pinning her down for the win. That's right my girl, Bayley did it again but I must thank, Sasha Banks for the little interference that really helped. 👏👏👏👏👏 "BOSS N HUG RIDES AGAIN!"
Do I really have to hear, The Monday Night Moron. Seriously, Dude your killing my buzz. I would like to enjoy, Bayley and Sasha victory.
MATCH #04 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT BRAY WYATT
I don't know this match can go either way. I'm hoping that Braun Strowman wins. I just hope there isn't any politics involved. I understand that Roman Reigns will be back soon. I don't want Braun Strowman to lose because Roman Reigns is coming back. Let's say Braun Strowman wins tonight. There isn't anything wrong with Braun Strowman facing Roman Reigns. I'm being honest I am not a big fan of Braun Strowman but I still think Braun Strowman should hold on a little longer to the title. Okay Strowman your doing good. Survive some more of those, Sister Abigails. Bray Wyatt can't believe it that Braun Strowman gotten up from the sister abigail. Okay, Strowman with the Black Sheep mask. Bray Wyatt looking very thrilled over it. Braun Strowman hugging Bray Wyatt. It look like Braun is home. Braun Strowman running a game on Bray Wyatt. Braun Strowman tearing off the mask and stomping all over it. Braun Strowman with mind games of his own. Bray Wyatt getting suckered, it cost him the match. "The Black Sheep Stands Alone!"
MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
This is going to be a good match but a complete waste of time. Seth Rollins isn't leaving here tonight as the new WWE World Champion. Both, competitors are going to put it on one another. These two will compete again in 05 weeks at Backlash.
Drew McIntyre tossing Seth Rollins across the announce table. Drew McIntyre feeling some anger. Drew McIntyre tossing Seth Rollins across the ring. Drew McIntyre feeling the pain in his knee from earlier. Drew McIntyre getting the fight back in him. Seth Rollins is up. Seth Rollins off the top rope with the frog splash. Drew McIntyre kicking out at the count of one. Seth Rollins losing it in the match. Seth Rollins going for the chair. The referee telling Seth Rollins what will happen if he decides to use that chair. Seth Rollins threw everything at Drew McIntyre, the future shock, the stomp, the falcon arrow and a frog splash, and yet Drew McIntyre manage to kick out everytime. Seth Rollins with another attempt at the stomp, Drew McIntyre returning the favor on Seth Rollins with a Glasgow kiss. Drew McIntyre following it up with a claymore kick taking down, Seth Rollins. Drew McIntyre standing tall tonight. Even though, he's limping. The better man stands tall tonight. Congratulations Drew McIntyre 👏👏👏👏👏
Drew McIntyre showing Seth Rollins a sign of sportsmanship extending the hand. Seth Rollins very doubtful about shaking the hands of Drew McIntyre.
MATCH #06 "MONEY IN THE BANK MEN AND WOMEN COLLABORATION"
Up next I believe its the main event. The moment everyone been waiting for a men's and women's Money In The Bank collabo transmitting live from the WWE Headquarters inside the Titan Towers in Stamford, Connecticut. Participating in this dual Money In The Bank.... Lacey Evans, Shayna Baszler, Otis, Nia Jax, Carmella, Aj Styles, Aleister Black, Dana Brooke, King Corbin, Asuka, Rey Mysterio and Daniel Bryan.
The match starting from the lobby.
Entering now into the weight room.
Asuka locking herself inside the elevator, she has the key card to control the elevator.
Otis pinning Aj Styles to the floor of the weight room with a set of weights stacked over him.
Doink hiding behind a chair on the practice ring.
Dana Brooke inside the conference room capturing the wrong MITB briefcase.
Stephanie McMahon pointing it out to Dana Brooke that she needs to capture the official MITB briefcase from the roof.
Rey Mysterio looking for Aj Styles.
Brotherly Love coming out of a stall in the bathroom and asking, Rey Mysterio If he loves him. Rey Mysterio, responds sure I do but now isn't the time.
Aj Styles is the one looking for Rey Mysterio, now. Aj Styles having flashbacks of the boneyard match, after seeing all of The Undertaker memorabilia around.
Aleister Black locking Aj Styles inside of a closet.
Everyone's meeting up inside what seems to be catering area with Paul Heyman.
Otis smashing a cake into the face of Paul Heyman, lol. Good one, Otis.
Nia Jax eliminating both, Dana Brooke and Carmella they'll be out for awhile or maybe permanent.
Otis having a pie break. John Laurinaitis riding by on a senior citizen mobile cart.
Now, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan going after one another. The brawl leads into Vince McMahon's office. Vince McMahon kicking both of them out of his office. Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan tiding up a bit before they left.
King Corbin from behind all over both, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan. King Corbin taking down both, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan. King Corbin heading to the roof.
Currently on the roof, Nia Jax, Lacey Evans and Asuka all three going after one another trying to prevent either opponent from setting up the ladder. King Corbin is finally on the roof, the only male competitor so far. Asuka at the top of the ladder. Baron Corbin has his ladder and he's at the top of the ladder. Both, Asuka and Baron Corbin fighting at the top. Asuka preventing Baron Corbin from reaching the briefcase. Why is Asuka doing this? Doesn't she realize that there's two briefcases involved in this match. Asuka pushing King Corbin off of the ladder.
Asuka, captures the Women's MITB briefcase. Asuka is Miss 2020 Money In The Bank winner.
Now, it's all up to the men.
Otis is on the roof, now.
Otis and King Corbin going at it.
Aleister Black coming to the roof.
Rey Mysterio entering the roof, behind Aleister Black.
Aj Styles is now on the roof.
Daniel Bryan the last one to enter onto the roof. We have all 06 male competitors on the roof of the WWE headquarters.
Aj Styles and King Corbin, both are on the top of the ladder going for the briefcase.
Yes, Yes, Yes, I knew he would be back and get his revenge. Elias from behind with the guitar on the back of King Corbin. The Male MITB briefcase fumbled and fell into the hands of Otis. I believe it was Aj Styles to cause the fumbling of the briefcase allowing Otis to capture it. Otis, Mr 2020 Money In The Bank winner.
This money in the bank match was a bit of a disappointment. This isn't what I was expecting and I know there's a lot of people inside that chat room that can agree with me this was a lame pay per view. Wow, a WWE pay per view for only 2 hours and a half. Shortest WWE pay per view of all time. The early results of the pay per view is what truly made this pay per view. The actual money in the bank was trash and the fact that Otis and Asuka are both the 2020 MITB winners it only makes it suck even more. 🙁😭🤨🥱😴
Don't believe this saying from Michael Cole,
"MONEY IN THE BANK, THE RISK IS WORTH THE REWARD!"
After what I just saw, I beg to differ.
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