Sunday, May 10, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2020 Issue #01 "Money In The Bank Pay Per View"

And, now Rusty Jabbz kick off The Money In The Bank Kick Off Show, here with Peter Rosenberg and new comer, Scott Stanford.
I don't know, he may not be a new comer to some y'all die hard wrestling and sports fans but he happen to be a new comer to me. I never seen him before. Regardless of all of that, let's kick off, The Kick Off Show.

MONEY IN THE BANK KICK OFF SHOW:
JEFF HARDY DEFEAT CESARO 
I wonder how long it'll be before Sheamus interferes. They're giving Jeff Hardy a comeback match against former member of The Bar, Cesaro. Both, Cesaro and Jeff Hardy giving it, its all in this match. Jeff Hardy picking up the win. A great match so far on the Money In The Bank Kick Off Show. What makes this match even more great was the fact there was, no Sheamus. 👏👏👏👏 Any match without the involvement of Sheamus is a great match.

Okay, that was good to hear. Me and Peter Rosenberg are both for Aleister Black and Nia Jax. It look like Me and Peter got good taste in who deserve those briefcases.

MONEY IN THE BANK PAY PER VIEW: 
FATAL FOURWAY - SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH #01:
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT LUCHA HOUSE PARTY, THE MIZ & MORRISON AND THE FORGOTTEN SONS
Lol, omg already The New Day starting some shit. Big E tossing his jacket at Corey Graves and knocking off his headphones, lol. So far great match to kick off with we're picking up where we left off on Friday. Let's go LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA 👏👏👏👏👏
Forgotten Sons make people remember your names tonight. 👏👏👏👏👏👏 I want anyone to win this match as long as it isn't MC M.I.Z. or Johnny Drip Drip. Miz and Morrison are starting to make me sick, sick. 
There are no disqualifications in the fatal fourway match. Jaxson Ryker have every right to be out here. The referee sending him to the locker room. The New Day retaining the titles. Big E saying, "We ain't never letting them go!"

Lacey Evans spent all day, today studying the lay out of the Titan Towers. If Lacey Evans wins tonight, she will torture Bayley with that briefcase but first, Bayley must retain her title tonight. 

Omg, why wasn't this match on the kick off show. What a punch in the gut to Jeff Hardy and Cesaro. Who gives a shit about R-Truth vs MVP. The most annoying African Americans in the WWE. They're more annoying than The New Day and The Street Profits. 
I don't understand Bobby Lashley's presence. Bobby Lashley giving MVP the night off. 

MATCH #02
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT R-TRUTH 
Okay, I'll accept that. I rather see Bobby Lashley put a ass whupping on R-Truth. MVP and R-Truth, they both suck. I'm glad its over, no need for wasting our times. 

There go my girl, Bayley still Smackdown Women's Champion holding the championship for 211 days now. 👏👏👏👏
Okay girl, you can do it. 👏👏👏👏
I'm loving, Bayley she's awesome not to mention, she has a tremendous phat ass, Beautiful! 😛

MATCH #03 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT TAMINA 
Michael Cole always hating on my girl. I don't have anything against Tamina. She deserves to be a champion and if this is Tamina's night I'll accept it but I won't love it. Bayley in the toughest fight of her WWE career. You don't have to agree with Bayley and her new attitude. However you should respect her work ethics inside that square ring. Bayley doing a good job, targeting the leg of Tamina. 👏👏👏👏 Good Veteran instincts. Bayley with some more damage on Tamina's leg with the leg lock. Tamina with a somoan drop on Bayley. Bayley catching some air, taking a time out. 👏👏👏👏 Come on, Bayley don't let me down. Tamina sending Bayley flying over the announce table. Bayley have gotten Tamina upset. Tamina looking to take out Bayley. Sasha Banks with an interference. Tamina is off her game. Bayley capitalizing on Tamina's ignorance and pinning her down for the win. That's right my girl, Bayley did it again but I must thank, Sasha Banks for the little interference that really helped. 👏👏👏👏👏 "BOSS N HUG RIDES AGAIN!" 

Do I really have to hear, The Monday Night Moron. Seriously, Dude your killing my buzz. I would like to enjoy, Bayley and Sasha victory. 

MATCH #04 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT BRAY WYATT 
I don't know this match can go either way. I'm hoping that Braun Strowman wins. I just hope there isn't any politics involved. I understand that Roman Reigns will be back soon. I don't want Braun Strowman to lose because Roman Reigns is coming back. Let's say Braun Strowman wins tonight. There isn't anything wrong with Braun Strowman facing Roman Reigns. I'm being honest I am not a big fan of Braun Strowman but I still think Braun Strowman should hold on a little longer to the title. Okay Strowman your doing good. Survive some more of those, Sister Abigails. Bray Wyatt can't believe it that Braun Strowman gotten up from the sister abigail. Okay, Strowman with the Black Sheep mask. Bray Wyatt looking very thrilled over it. Braun Strowman hugging Bray Wyatt. It look like Braun is home. Braun Strowman running a game on Bray Wyatt. Braun Strowman tearing off the mask and stomping all over it. Braun Strowman with mind games of his own. Bray Wyatt getting suckered, it cost him the match. "The Black Sheep Stands Alone!"

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS 
This is going to be a good match but a complete waste of time. Seth Rollins isn't leaving here tonight as the new WWE World Champion. Both, competitors are going to put it on one another. These two will compete again in 05 weeks at Backlash. 
Drew McIntyre tossing Seth Rollins across the announce table. Drew McIntyre feeling some anger. Drew McIntyre tossing Seth Rollins across the ring. Drew McIntyre feeling the pain in his knee from earlier. Drew McIntyre getting the fight back in him. Seth Rollins is up. Seth Rollins off the top rope with the frog splash. Drew McIntyre kicking out at the count of one. Seth Rollins losing it in the match. Seth Rollins going for the chair. The referee telling Seth Rollins what will happen if he decides to use that chair. Seth Rollins threw everything at Drew McIntyre, the future shock, the stomp, the falcon arrow and a frog splash, and yet Drew McIntyre manage to kick out everytime. Seth Rollins with another attempt at the stomp, Drew McIntyre returning the favor on Seth Rollins with a Glasgow kiss. Drew McIntyre following it up with a claymore kick taking down, Seth Rollins. Drew McIntyre standing tall tonight. Even though, he's limping. The better man stands tall tonight. Congratulations Drew McIntyre 👏👏👏👏👏 
Drew McIntyre showing Seth Rollins a sign of sportsmanship extending the hand. Seth Rollins very doubtful about shaking the hands of Drew McIntyre. 

MATCH #06 "MONEY IN THE BANK MEN AND WOMEN COLLABORATION" 
Up next I believe its the main event. The moment everyone been waiting for a men's and women's Money In The Bank collabo transmitting live from the WWE Headquarters inside the Titan Towers in Stamford, Connecticut. Participating in this dual Money In The Bank.... Lacey Evans, Shayna Baszler, Otis, Nia Jax, Carmella, Aj Styles, Aleister Black, Dana Brooke, King Corbin, Asuka, Rey Mysterio and Daniel Bryan. 

The match starting from the lobby.
Entering now into the weight room. 
Asuka locking herself inside the elevator, she has the key card to control the elevator.
Otis pinning Aj Styles to the floor of the weight room with a set of weights stacked over him.
Doink hiding behind a chair on the practice ring. 
Dana Brooke inside the conference room capturing the wrong MITB briefcase.
Stephanie McMahon pointing it out to Dana Brooke that she needs to capture the official MITB briefcase from the roof.
Rey Mysterio looking for Aj Styles. 
Brotherly Love coming out of a stall in the bathroom and asking, Rey Mysterio If he loves him. Rey Mysterio, responds sure I do but now isn't the time. 
Aj Styles is the one looking for Rey Mysterio, now. Aj Styles having flashbacks of the boneyard match, after seeing all of The Undertaker memorabilia around.
Aleister Black locking Aj Styles inside of a closet.
Everyone's meeting up inside what seems to be catering area with Paul Heyman. 
Otis smashing a cake into the face of Paul Heyman, lol. Good one, Otis.
Nia Jax eliminating both, Dana Brooke and Carmella they'll be out for awhile or maybe permanent.
Otis having a pie break. John Laurinaitis riding by on a senior citizen mobile cart.
Now, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan going after one another. The brawl leads into Vince McMahon's office. Vince McMahon kicking both of them out of his office. Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan tiding up a bit before they left.
King Corbin from behind all over both, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan. King Corbin taking down both, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan. King Corbin heading to the roof. 
Currently on the roof, Nia Jax, Lacey Evans and Asuka all three going after one another trying to prevent either opponent from setting up the ladder. King Corbin is finally on the roof, the only male competitor so far. Asuka at the top of the ladder. Baron Corbin has his ladder and he's at the top of the ladder. Both, Asuka and Baron Corbin fighting at the top. Asuka preventing Baron Corbin from reaching the briefcase. Why is Asuka doing this? Doesn't she realize that there's two briefcases involved in this match. Asuka pushing King Corbin off of the ladder.
Asuka, captures the Women's MITB briefcase. Asuka is Miss 2020 Money In The Bank winner.
Now, it's all up to the men.
Otis is on the roof, now.
Otis and King Corbin going at it. 
Aleister Black coming to the roof.
Rey Mysterio entering the roof, behind Aleister Black.
Aj Styles is now on the roof.
Daniel Bryan the last one to enter onto the roof. We have all 06 male competitors on the roof of the WWE headquarters. 
Aj Styles and King Corbin, both are on the top of the ladder going for the briefcase. 
Yes, Yes, Yes, I knew he would be back and get his revenge. Elias from behind with the guitar on the back of King Corbin. The Male MITB briefcase fumbled and fell into the hands of Otis. I believe it was Aj Styles to cause the fumbling of the briefcase allowing Otis to capture it. Otis, Mr 2020 Money In The Bank winner. 

This money in the bank match was a bit of a disappointment. This isn't what I was expecting and I know there's a lot of people inside that chat room that can agree with me this was a lame pay per view. Wow, a WWE pay per view for only 2 hours and a half. Shortest WWE pay per view of all time. The early results of the pay per view is what truly made this pay per view. The actual money in the bank was trash and the fact that Otis and Asuka are both the 2020 MITB winners it only makes it suck even more. 🙁😭🤨🥱😴

Don't believe this saying from Michael Cole, 
"MONEY IN THE BANK, THE RISK IS WORTH THE REWARD!"
After what I just saw, I beg to differ.

Upcoming Wrestling Show: 
AEW Saturday, May 23, 2020

Upcoming WWE Events:
WWE Backlash Sunday, June 14th, 2020
Extreme Rules, Sunday, July 19th at the Sap Center 
NXT Takeover: Boston Saturday, August 22nd at the TD Garden
Summerslam Sunday, August 23rd at the TD Garden 
NXT UK Takeover: Dublin Saturday, October 25th at the 3Arena
WWE TBA September 2020
WWE TBA October 2020
NXT Takeover: War Games IV TBA November 
WWE Survivor Series TBA November 2020
WWE TBA December 2020


Saturday, April 4, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2020 Issue #02 "Wrestlemania 36 Night 02 live at the Performance Center"

I'm still feeling the hype of last night's Wrestlemania 36 night 01. What an awesome event last night. There are a lot of WWE haters like I mentioned earlier always quick to kick the WWE down. I can't stand them internet cry babies, smh.🤦‍♂️ To those who loved what went down last night. I guarantee you will love what's taking place tonight on Night 02.

We have going down tonight, Otis vs Dolph Ziggler, Aleister Black vs Bobby Lashley, The Rated R Superstar Edge taking on The legend killer Randy Orton in a last man standing match, John Cena vs The Fiend Bray Wyatt. Bray Wyatt out to settle the score from his Wrestlemania 30 loss to John Cena. Also we have The Queen Charlotte Flair looking to become the NXT Women's Champion going up against Rhea Ripley. Speaking of Women's Championship, we also have Bayley defending her 319 day reign as the SD Women's Champion in a 5 way elimination match against Naomi, Lacey Evans, Tamina and her bestfriend, Sasha Banks. More WWE Championship gold looking to be defended tonight with the Street Profits putting their Raw Tag Team Championships on the line against Andrade and Angel Garza and we can not forget the match we've been waiting for the last 03 months since Royal Rumble. Drew McIntyre getting his opportunity to dethrone the WWE World Champion, Brock Lesnar 👏👏👏👏 I'm looking forward to that one. "LESNAR MUST DIE!", Lmao. Wrestlemania weekend is the place to be, indoors and staying safe. Enjoy tonight's presentation. 

It's night #02 of Wrestlemania 36, joining us here again tonight we have Cody Graves and Peter Rosenberg.

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH NIGHT 02:
LIV MORGAN DEFEAT NATALYA
There isnt't anything special about this match. I didn't even know these two were on the card. You all know what we've witnessed last night between Becky Lynch and Shayna Baszler. Becky Lynch seizing her 365 day victory as of tomorrow. So what's next for Becky Lynch. Who Is going to be the one that will finally break Becky Lynch's title reign. Can either one of these ladies make that happen. What a victory it'll be for Liv Morgan but first she must get pass Natalya this evening. Lol, okay it look like Liv Morgan have shut me up. Liv Morgan with a pin on Natalya. 

WRESTLEMANIA 36 NIGHT 02 is about to begin with Rob "The Gronk" Gronkowski 

On commentary tonight: Byron Saxton and Tom Phillips 

Coming out, we have the self-proclaimed Queen Charlotte Flair. Okay now, I"ll be sitting here waiting for my girl.... "THIS IS MY BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Okay my girl, Rhea Ripley about to put Charlotte in her place. 

MATCH #01 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT RHEA RIPLEY
Charlotte Flair with a series of Flair chops on Rhea Ripley. Rhea Ripley pinning Charlotte Flair with the riptide. Charlotte Flair manage to kick out. There haven't been too many people who kicked out of the riptide. Rhea Ripley all over Charlotte Flair. Both, competitors outside the ring. They make it back by the count of 07. Charlotte Flair with Rhea Ripley leg into the post. Rhea Ripley pulling Charlotte Flair back and dragging her into the post. Rhea Ripley with a knee chop on Charlotte Flair. Charlotte Flair with the stomp on Rhea Ripley's knee. Rhea Ripley with a slam on Charlotte Flair. Rhea Ripley can barely stand. Rhea Ripley using her good knee and chopping away at Charlotte Flair. Rhea Ripley delivering the basement dropkick. Rhea Ripley knees giving in. Charlotte Flair at the top of the ringpost. Rhea Ripley with a kick to the face of Charlotte Flair. This match is crazy. We already can see, Rhea Ripley putting damage on her knees. She won't stop. Rhea Ripley off the top rope with a dropkick chopping down Charlotte Flair.  Charlotte Flair able to kick out. Charlotte Flair looking to enforce the figure four lock. Rhea Ripley capitalizing into the cloverleaf. Rhea Ripley with the cloverleaf onto Charlotte Flair. Now, there both going back and forth between holds. Rhea Ripley with the nightmare kick on Charlotte Flair. Charlotte Flair kicking out. Rhea Ripley putting all the damage on her right leg. Rhea Ripley trying to survive on her left leg. Rhea Ripley with a moonsault on Charlotte Flair. Charlotte Flair with a spear on Rhea Ripley. Charlotte Flair locking in the figure four. Rhea Ripley begging for mercy. Rhea Ripley tapping out. Oh my God, 🙁 I can't believe this. Charlotte Flair took down my boo. 😢 I swear, Charlotte Flair is a bitch. She really wanted that title so bad, smh. Its been six years since Charlotte Flair was an NXT Champion.
I can't believe they gave her the opportunity for another NXT Championship. Charlotte Flair is way advance to be an NXT Champion again, smh. I hope my girl, Rhea Ripley gets it back.

Night 02, already starting off like shit. Let's hope this next match change the way I feel. It is time to fade the black. Aleister Black vs Bobby Lashley. I hope Lana isn't with him. Oh God, really this bitch returns. We haven't seen this broad for weeks. Raw without Lana was so fun and a blessing,  lol. 🤦‍♂️Lana coming back to ruin Wrestlemania. 

MATCH #02 
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY 
Bobby Lashley in on the early goings. Bobby Lashley with a bearhug. Aleister Black with an elbow. Bobby Lashley with slam on Aleister Black over the ropes. Bobby Lashley with a spear into the barricade on Aleister Black. Lana standing there smiling and  enjoying every minute of this. Aleister Black with a suplex on Bobby Lashley. Aleister Black tieing up Bobby Lashley on the ropes. Omg, the bitch at an attempt to get involved. Can you please shut up bitch.🤦‍♂️I swear this broad can not close her mouth. Come on Aleister your disappointing me. Your disappointing everybody. Bobby Lashley going for a spear and out of nowhere Aleister Black with the fade to black. Omg, that was bullshit. I'm not disappointed. I'm glad Aleister Black won but where did Aleister Black get that energy from all of sudden. Aleister Black spent the majority of the match getting his ass kicked and out of nowhere he picks up a victory. So fucking staged, smh. We all know wrestling is staged but that was so fucking obvious. 

Omg, night 02 sucks so far. Up next, is a storyline I want to receive some justice tonight. One of the personal matches in Wrestlemania. Otis Dozavich vs Dolph Ziggler. After tonight's match I want Otis to get his due. 

On commentary: Michael Cole and Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield
MATCH #03
OTIS DOZAVICH DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER 
Sonya Deville coming out with Dolph Ziggler. Otis is in an emotional wreck. Otis going straight for Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler using his quickness on this 330 lb man. Dolph Ziggler with a superkick on Otis. Otis making it back in the ring by the count of 05. Dolph Ziggler with the chinlock applied to Otis. Tucker is unavailable to attend here tonight from the superkick he faced this pass Friday on Smackdown. Dolph Ziggler kicking Otis right to the knee. Otis with Dolph Ziggler onto the turnbuckle. Otis getting himself pumped up. Are you feeling his adrenaline? 👏👏👏👏👏 Otis all over the spine of Dolph Ziggler. Again with another force into the turnbuckle. Otis tearing Dolph Ziggler apart. Otis tossing Dolph Ziggler into the barricade followed by the post. You know I don't care if Otis get disqualified. I want Otis to kick Dolph Ziggler's ass. Sonya Deville feeling for Dolph Ziggler. Sonya Deville distracting the referee. Dolph Ziggler with a low blow on Otis. Okay, she seen enough. Here comes, "MAAAANDY!" Mandy Rose seeking revenge on Sonya Deville. Mandy Rose with a low blow on Dolph Ziggler. Otis taking down Dolph Ziggler and getting the girl. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Oh God I can't believe its been 45 minutes already and that happens to be the best match so far. 🤭 Up next is the Last Man Standing match between Edge vs Randy Orton. Night 02 is not that awesome. You know what we need right now something to spice it up. EDGE ✊EDGE✊ EDGE✊ EDGE✊ EDGE✊ EDGE✊ EDGE EDGE✊ EDGE✊ EDGE✊ EDGE✊ EDGE EDGE✊ EDGE✊ EDGE✊ EDGE✊ EDGE ✊ EDGE ✊ EDGE ✊ EDGE ✊

On commentary: Byron Saxton and Tom Phillips 
MATCH #04 "LAST MAN STANDING MATCH"
EDGE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 
Randy Orton from out of nowhere hitting Edge with an RKO. Randy Orton coming in the ring disguised as a cameraman. Randy Orton taking down Edge so far its been three times already. Edge manage to get up. Right now there taking the fight into the gym area. Okay its Randy Orton turn to go down. Randy Orton making it up by the count of 04. Edge have gotten himself into the best shape of his life. Edge using the gym as his tool. Nine years in the making for Edge. The two of them are now inside the production area. Randy Orton and Edge on top of the platform. Edge flying neck first into the barricade. Edge want more, he's daring Randy Orton. Randy Orton dragging Edge into the main office area of the performance center. Edge coming back, Randy Orton getting a taste of the metal conference desk. Randy Orton is down. Wow, Randy Orton was down for a very longtime. Edge doesn't want Randy Orton to stay down. He's asking him to get up. Randy Orton makes it up by the count of 07. Randy Orton staggering around. Randy Orton with a thud into Edge's eye. Randy Orton taking out a cameraman. Randy Orton and Edge in another part of performance center, a storage room. This match is sick. Looking at this match. It look more like a street fight than a last man standing match. Just looking at all the equipment around them that can be used for a weapon. My money is still on Edge but I'm going to be honest. Edge is washed up. Randy Orton really laying it on him. I see, Edge favoring his neck. Edge with the chops on Randy Orton. Oh know Edge is crazy, he's climbing the ladder. WOOOOO HOOOOO 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Edge off the ladder into Randy Orton. Randy Orton was layed out across the table at the time. Randy Orton gasping for air. I'm proud of Edge he's not leaving her tonight until his hands are raised. Edge is encouraging Randy Orton for some more beatings. Okay both Randy Orton and Edge on top of the pick up truck. Randy Orton with a DDT into the pick up truck onto Edge. Edge makes it back up. Randy Orton looking to do an RKO. Edge capitalizing with a spear. Randy Orton makes it back up by the count of 09. Edge with another spear on Randy Orton. Randy Orton making it up by the count of 08. Edge is currently down. Randy Orton getting himself some air. Randy Orton decides to break out a series of steel chairs. Edge with a hold onto Randy Orton taking him down with a submission. I think its over, Edge is the last man standing. Edge sealing the deal with a conchairto.YES YES YES YES YES YES 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Wow, that was totally awesome 45 minutes of pure brutality between the two.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE RATED R SUPERSTAR!

I finally got myself some satisfaction on tonight's pay per view. 🙂 After that match will the satisfaction continue. Okay, this isn't the satisfaction I was talking about Mojo Rawley running away with the 24/07 Championship. Lol, you gotta be kidding me. He just wanted to be involved with Wrestlemania, this weekend. Rob Gronkowski from the top of the scalp holding diving onto everyone chasing Mojo Rawley. Rob Gronkowski pinning Mojo Rawley to become the new 24/07 Champion, lol. 🤭 We're going to have to experience The Gronk on Monday Night Raw, smh.

MATCH #05 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS"
THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT AUSTIN THEORY AND ANGEL GARZA 
Austin Theory filling in for Andrade. Andrade suffering from an arm injury. Zelina Vega with her handpicked competitors to challenge The Street Profits for the Raw Tag Team Championship. Zelina Vega sucks, at least she isn't as bad and annoying as Lana. The only good thing about Zelina Vega she knows how to keep her mouth shut unlike Lana. 🤦‍♂️ I don't know if I should even pay attention to this match. After watching the last match. I finally got my Wrestlemania high. It would be a pure disappointment if The Street Profits lose to Angel Garza and Austin Theory. 🙂 Okay, I was right WOOOOO HOOOOO The Street Profits regaining their tag team titles. Yeah, of course what's WWE without sorelosers. Austin Theory, Angel Garza and Zelina Vega attacking The Street Profits. Bianca Bel Air making an appearance on Wrestlemania. Bianca Bel Air going after Zelina Vega. Bianca Bel Air standing by her man, Montez Forde.

Rob Gronkowski is no longer with us tonight. He's the new 24/07 Champion. He can not stick around for the remainder of the night. Titus O'Neill taking over for Rob Gronkowski. 

On Commentary: Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield and Michael Cole 
MATCH #06 "FATAL 5 WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT LACEY EVANS 
TAMINA, 01ST ELIMINATION 
NAOMI, 02ND ELIMINATION 
SASHA BANKS, 03RD ELIMINATION 
LACEY EVANS, 04TH ELIMINATION
BAYLEY, WINS THE FATAL 5 WAY MATCH 
This is another match I've been looking forward to with my homegirl, Bayley. Bayley, the Smackdown Women's Champion for 319 days. Bayley and Sasha going after Tamina. Naomi and Lacey Evans going after Tamina that's right eliminate the powerhouse of the match first. Bayley pinning Lacey Evans, Sasha Banks helping Bayley. Lacey Evans and Naomi pinning Sasha Banks and Bayley at the same time. Both of them almost got eliminated. Tamina is like a bulldozer in this match. Tamina with a false pound for Team Bad. Tamina with a superkick to Sasha Banks. Sasha Banks with a frogsplash on Tamina. Naomi with a moonsault onto Tamina. Everyone holding down Tamina. Tamina is being eliminated. For now it's looking more like a tag team match. Naomi and Lacey Evans teaming up on Sasha Banks and Bayley. The Boss and Hug Connection are going to do what they do best. Naomi in this alone handling Sasha Banks and Bayley. Sasha Banks locking in the bank statement on Naomi. Naomi tapping out. Now, we're down to a handicap match. The Boss and Hug Connection against Lacey Evans. Bayley with some miscommunication. Bayley ramming her knee into Sasha Banks. Sasha Banks being a bitch. Now is not the time to blame Bayley. Come on Sasha focus on the match. She thinks Bayley did it on purpose. Lacey Evans knocking out Sasha Banks with the women's right. Sashs Banks is being eliminated. We are now down to a one on one match where we wanted it. Lacey Evans vs Bayley. Bayley finally have Lacey Evans all to herself. Lacey Evans trying to fight back into this match. Lacey Evans going up top for the moonsault. Bayley kicking out. Sasha Banks is back with the backstabber on Lacey Evans. Lacey Evans have been eliminated. Oh my God, what is Sasha Banks up too. Bayley look very hesitant to retrieve her title from Sasha Banks. She's up to something. Just a minute ago, she look like she wanted to kill her. I think, Sasha Banks been hanging out with Snoop Doggy Dogg for too long. She has an evil plan up her wig, lol. I'am proud of my girl, Bayley for holding down the title. I actually thought she was going to lose it at Wrestlemania. I'am glad I was wrong. "CONGRATULATIONS BAYLEY!" 💋💋💋🙏🏾🤟

MATCH #07 "FIREFLY FUNHOUSE MATCH"
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT JOHN CENA, WHATEVER 🖕
What the hell is this? John Cena got himself stuck inside the Firefly Funhouse. I can't believe that John Cena agreed to this for Wrestlemania, this is bullshit. John Cena is better than this. Okay I'm confused, why is Bray Wyatt showing multiple video footage of John Cena on his debut. Okay I'm even more confused. 🤔 What's with the Hulk Hogan, Kurt Angle, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Eric Bischoff  and other NWO, WCW video footage. What does that have to do with the Firefly Funhouse. Bray Wyatt is not even wrestling John Cena. This is some video biography of John Cena from his Thuganomics and ruthless aggression days. Omg, I can't believe this. This is what Bray Wyatt wanted to do at Wrestlemania. This is fucking 🤭 You know what can we hurry up and get through this. I want to see Drew McIntyre kick Brock Lesnar's ass. Why does night 02 feel like I'm watching Monday Night Raw. Vince McMahon just had to add the entertainment on here tonight. I don't know what I just saw either, Titus. What the fuck was that bullshit. Bray Wyatt defeated John Cena but it wasn't the real John Cena. It was footage of John Cena from 2002. It was Bray Wyatt edited inside an old video clip of the young, John Cena. What a waste of time. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

I want to get off this shit. Night 02 is pissing me off. Come on, Drew McIntyre lets go 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

On commentary: Byron Saxton and Tom Phillips 
MATCH #08 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT BROCK LESNAR 
Don't let Brock Lesnar keep the Championship like how they made Becky Lynch and Bayley keep their championships. I want it removed off of Bonehead Lesnar. Drew McIntyre already with a claymore. Brock Lesnar kicking out. Brock Lesnar all over Drew McIntyre. Drew McIntyre with three German suplexes being delivered unto him, Drew McIntyre kicking out. Brock Lesnar with two F5 onto Drew McIntyre and he's still kicking out. Brock Lesnar with another F5 onto Drew McIntyre and he continue to kick out. Brock Lesnar getting pissed off. Paul Heyman telling Brock Lesnar to do it all night. He can't survive it all night. Drew McIntyre taking down Brock Lesnar with four claymores. Brock Lesnar never got up after the fourth one. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES MCINTYRE 👏👏👏 MCINTYRE 👏👏👏MCINTYRE 👏👏👏 MCINTYRE 👏👏👏MCINTYRE 👏👏👏 MCINTYRE 👏👏👏MCINTYRE 👏👏👏 MCINTYRE 👏👏👏 MCINTYRE 👏👏👏 MCINTYRE 👏👏👏 CONGRATULATIONS TO DREW MCINTYRE WOOOOO HOOOOO AWESOME, 👏👏👏👏👏 Finally some taste coming back to Monday Night Raw. 🙂🙂🙂

Upcoming WWE Events:
Money In The Bank, Sunday, May 10, 2020
WWE TBA June 2020
Extreme Rules, Sunday, July 19, 2020
NXT Takeover: Boston, Saturday, August 22, 2020
Summerslam, Sunday, August 23, 2020
WWE TBA, September 2020
WWE TBA, OCTOBER 2020
NXT Takeover: War Games IV, TBA 2020
WWE Survivor Series, TBA NOVEMBER 2020
WWE TBA, DECEMBER 2020
NXT Takeover, March 2021 TBA
Staples Center, Los Angelos, California 
Wrestlemania 37, March 2021 TBA  
SoFi Stadium, Inglewood, California 

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2020 Issue #01 "Wrestlemania 36 Night 01 live at the Performance Center"

Get ready for the event that's bigger than one night, WWE Wrestlemania 36. A Wrestlemania weekend is about to take place for the first time ever in history in a non-audience arena. Lol, I don't know this is something to laugh at but at the same time it's also history that is being made this weekend in the WWE Performance Center. 👏👏👏👏👏

I know this weekends Wrestlemania 36 event isn't your typical Wrestlemania event. There are alot of WWE haters aka AEW lovers who have been criticizing the production of this weekend's Wrestlemania. I may have left something out not only is this WWE's first non-audience pay per view it is also WWE's first pre-recorded pay per view as well. There are some who feel that Vince McMahon should have pushed back the date on the Wrestlemania. I completely agree but with all that is going on with the corona virus pandemic pushing an event back like this isn't the solution. If you are someone who love and support the WWE, you will open up the WWE network app on both nights at 7pm and show your love to Wrestlemania 36. Oh yeah, not to mention WWE Wrestlemania will also be broadcasting live on Fite TV this weekend for the first time. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Okay, we're about to get started with the Wrestlemania Kick Off Show, hosting tonight are the troublemaker, Corey Graves and Hip Hop Aficionado, Peter Rosenberg. Taking place tonight on Wrestlemania night one. We have, Shayna Baszler facing Becky Lynch for the Raw Women's Championship, Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross facing The Kabuki Warriors for the Women's Tag Team Championships, Daniel Bryan facing Sami Zayn for the WWE Intercontinental Championship, I just heard that The Miz is out. Its going to be a single man triple threat match for the Tag Team Championship, Kofi Kingston vs John Morrison vs Jimmy Uso, each member representing their Tag Teams, Elias vs King Corbin, Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins, Aj Styles is looking for some revenge he's out to embarrass The Phenom Wrestlemania legacy. Aj Styles challenging The Undertaker to a Boneyard match, also we have another person that is out, Roman Reigns. Braun Strowman filling in for Roman Reigns to face Goldberg for the Universal Championship. 

We have our first Kick Off Show Match about to take place....
CESARO DEFEAT DREW GULAK
I knew this was going to go down tonight. After what, Cesaro did last night to Drew Gulak and Daniel Bryan. Drew Gulak taking command at the early start of the match. Drew Gulak focusing on the arm of Cesaro. Cesaro feeling the pain of his arm being driven into the metal ringsteps. Cesaro back with an uppercut. Cesaro not being able to use the neutralizer. Cesaro with an airplane spin using no hands managing to take down Drew Gulak. 

Wrestlemania 36 is about to go down on a closed set for the next 02 days without the 80 thousands fans due to the unfortunate incident around the world. WWE still want to put on an awesome show. Can I get a HELL YEAH!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏 WWE DON'T STOP!

Hosting this weekend's Wrestlemania 36, Rob "The Gronk" Gronkowski and Mojo Rawley 
On commentary for Night 01, Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield and Michael Cole

MATCH #01 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS DEFEAT THE KABUKI WARRIORS 
Congratulations to Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross for their 02X Women's Championship 👏👏👏👏 Excellent job by Nikki Cross, she was great inside the ring. Everybody give it up for Nikki Cross. 👏👏👏👏 Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross ending the 06 month reign of the Kabuki Warriors tag team championships. Great match so far to kick off, Wrestlemania. 

Will, Elias be able to compete tonight against King Corbin. King Corbin hoping to get a forfeit victory. Elias is here and his guitar. The two aren't in the ring. The match haven't officially started yet. Elias looking to take King Corbin apart. 

MATCH #02 
ELIAS DEFEAT KING CORBIN
The match officially started now. I don't know I think King Corbin should of been the one to take this weekend off, lol. 
The match have turned, King Corbin getting himself some of Elias. Elias shoulder first into the post. Elias with King Corbin now its his shoulder into the post. Both men are down now. Elias taking it to the top rope. Sorry bro, nobody's home. Elias a knee kick to King Corbin. Elias with another near fall. King Corbin with a fall on Elias. The referee witnessed King Corbin's feet on the rope. King Corbin arguing with the referee official, Jessica Carr. Elias from behind pinning King Corbin and holding the tights for leverage. Elias sealing the deal. 

👏👏👏👏👏👏 Okay, Wrestlemania doing all good, too bad all of that is about to come to an end. Up next, Shayna Baszler to face Becky Lynch for the WWE Raw's Women's Championship. I would route for Becky Lynch but she haven't been the same Becky Lynch that I fell in love with. 
Omg, this bitch! Seriously Becky again with the truck, smh. This is the reason why I don't have any love for Becky Lynch, anymore.
It's very hard to get behind Becky Lynch. I swear, she's so conceited and superficial now. I don't give a rat's ass who wins. These two bitches can kill each other. Fuck 'em! 🖕🖕

MATCH #03 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT SHAYNA BASZLER 
 Shayna Baszler and Becky Lynch already at one another with the fist. Omg, already Shayna Baszler going in with the carabuta clutch. Becky Lynch slipping away. Shayna Baszler with a near fall. Becky Lynch going for the disarmher. Once again they're back with the blow for blow. Shayna Baszler with an armbar. Shayna Baszler using Becky Lynch's submission to disarmher. Shayna Baszler using the rope on Becky Lynch to lock in the carabuta clutch. Shayna Baszler bashing Becky Lynch all over the desk. Shayna Baszler mocking Becky Lynch. Shayna Baszler looking to do some more damage on Becky Lynch. Shayna Baszler with another carabuta clutch on Becky Lynch. Becky Lynch looks beaten. Becky Lynch was faking it. I don't know how she did this. Becky Lynch bouncing back with a disarmher to take down Shayna Baszler. Congratulations to Becky Lynch tonight. It was an great match. Becky Lynch,  love her or hate her. The only thing I want is the girl I fell in love with to come back. 

Another match up next I don't give a shit about Daniel Bryan and Sami Zayn. This match is 🤭

MATCH #04 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN 
Sami Zayn is stalling, he won't get in the ring. Sami Zayn looking for a count out victory. Sami Zayn trying to walk up the ramp. Look at Daniel Bryan not going to let that happen. Daniel Bryan getting his hands on Sami Zayn and dragging him into the ring. Daniel Bryan not going to let Sami Zayn get away that easy. Daniel Bryan beating the hell out of Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn crying and begging to Daniel Bryan. Another one of Sami's tricks. Who cries during a match. I always knew Sami Zayn was a bitch but DAAAAMN, LMAO. Of course, Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro going to help Sami Zayn. Daniel Bryan taking out Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura. Sami Zayn with a kick taking out Daniel Bryan. Sami Zayn with another cheesy victory tonight. 🤭🤭🤭 I should of took a piss during this match. 

MATCH #05 "TRIPLE THREAT LADDER MATCH FOR THE SD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
JOHN MORRISON DEFEAT KOFI KINGSTON AND JIMMY USO
This is an interesting match a single's tag team triple threat match due to The Miz not participating. I hope he's alright. I wouldn't want his absence to be do to the COVID-19 pandemic. Each individual member have to represent their team and bring down both belts in order to win the match. There are no disqualification during this match. The ladders can be used as a weapon. John Morrison so far standing alone in the ring. John Morrison introducing his hardcore slamtown. Kofi Kingston climbing the ladder. Kofi Kingston looking to become the 08X tag team champs. Jimmy Uso making sure it doesn't happen. Kofi Kingston placing Jimmy Uso on the ladder. Kofi Kingston telling Jimmy Uso, I have to take you out. John Morrison with a spanish fly on Kofi Kingston. Jimmy Uso with a splash. All three men are down and out. Jimmy Uso, now has the ladder. Kofi Kingston in pursuit. Kofi knocked off the ladder. Kofi Kingston scaling the ladder from the inside of ladder. Jimmy Uso off the ladder. Kofi Kingston back on the ladder. John Morrison on the other side of the ladder. Kofi Kingston only fingertips away from the belt. John Morrison and Kofi Kingston down from the ladder. Jimmy Uso on the ladder. John Morrison pushing Jimmy Uso off the ladder. John Morrison setting up a new ladder. John Morrison going for the climb. Kofi Kingston back on the otherside of the ladder. Jimmy Uso with a ladder. All three of them at the top of the ladder fighting over the titles but who has them. Omg, who has them. Oh no, the titles are unhooked. Lol, shit tremendous John Morrison comes tumbling down but he has the championships still holding onto to them. Oh my God, fucking awesome John Morrison wins it for his team. 👏👏👏👏👏 LOL, WOOOOO HOOOOO that was beautiful. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Up next, Kevin Owens is looking to silence the Monday Night Messiah and of course create his own Wrestlemania moment. You know what Kevin Owens you wouldn't have to silence the Monday Night Messiah if you would, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kevin Owens your no angel. 

MATCH #06 
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS BY DISQUALIFICATION 
Kevin Owens looking to teach Seth Rollins some wrestling manners. Kevin Owens all over Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins with a flip on the side of the apron on Kevin Owens. Seth Rollins looking to take some control. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens with a shortness of breath outside of the ring. Seth Rollins going for the stump. Kevin Owens coming back with a DDT. Kevin Owens with a superkick. Kevin Owens with a cannonball. Kevin Owens hitting the senton. Kevin Owens going for the stunner. Instead responding with a closeline. Kevin Owens on the top turnbuckle with Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins got a hold of Kevin Owens. Seth Rollins with the buckle bomb on Kevin Owens. Seth Rollins nearly putting Kevin Owens away with the stump. Seth Rollins with the timekeepers bell to Kevin Owens skull. The referee call for the bell. Seth Rollins giving Kevin Owens his Wrestlemania moment. Kevin Owens wins by disqualification. Kevin Owens is not going to let Seth Rollins get away with that so easy. Kevin Owens want this match to start over, no disqualification, no count outs, pinfall or submission only.

MATCH #07 "NO DISQUALIFICATION" 
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS 
Seth Rollins looking to take advantage. Seth Rollins want to do anything he wants. Kevin Owens need to shut his mouth and just accept his bullshit Wrestlemania moment. 
Kevin Owens have won. You happy now, you fat Canadian fuck. You got your Wrestlemania moment. Kevin Owens finally burned it down, 🤭🤭🤭 Go to the back and call your boys. I'm sure your kids would be proud of their Daddy. 🤭🤭🤭

I don't give a shit about Kevin Owens. I don't give a shit about Seth Rollins, neither. However if someone were to ask me, who do I like more "SETH ROLLINS IS THE MAN!"👏👏👏 

Up next, we're about to see Braun Strowman face Goldberg for the Universal Championship. This can be Braun Strowman first opportunity as a Universal Champion. Roman Reigns sitting tonight out. Thank you to Braun Strowman for filling in. I hope Braun Strowman wins. No disrespect to Goldberg but WWE doesn't need anymore part time Champions. We already know Drew McIntyre is getting rid of Raw's part time Champion tomorrow. Can Braun Strowman remove Smackdown's part time Champion tonight.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP:
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT GOLDBERG 
Goldberg with four spears on Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman kicking out everytime. Braun Strowman with a powerslam after powerslam onto Goldberg following it up with a running powerslam taking down Goldberg. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Braun Strowman for the first time as a Universal Champion, WOOOOO HOOOOO "THE MONSTER LIVES!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Omg, wow Aj Styles really had me fooled. I thought that was The Undertaker arriving to Wrestlemania in a hearse. Aj Styles popping out of a hearse, lol. Okay, no Undertaker tonight, The Deadman have arrived. Aj Styles and The Undertaker in the middle of a grave site. 

MATCH #09 "BONEYARD MATCH" 
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT AJ STYLES 
So far it look like Aj Styles is disappointing his fans. The Undertaker is all over Aj Styles. Come on, Aj show everyone what you wanted to do to The Deadman. Wow, Aj Styles falling in the grave. The match have just started. The O.C. showing up with a bunch of other minions looking to take down The Deadman. The Undertaker hanging in there. Aj Styles out of the grave. Aj Styles on top of The Undertaker. Oh wow, fucking awesome Aj Styles with a spear on The Undertaker through the gate. Aj Styles trying to prove that The Undertaker doesn't have it anymore. Aj Styles with a shovel. Now, its The Undertaker's turn to fall into the grave. Omg, seriously Aj Styles with a bulldozer. Bullshit, how did The Undertaker get out of the grave. The Undertaker standing behind Aj Styles on the bulldozer. The Undertaker all over Aj Styles. Omg, now there are flames everywhere. The Undertaker with a tombstone piledriver on Aj Styles on top of the roof of the shed. The Undertaker tossing Aj Styles off of the top of the roof from the shed. The Undertaker taunting Aj Styles. The Undertaker telling Aj Styles this isn't over its only getting started. Aj Styles apologizing to The Undertaker. He doesn't want to be buried. The Undertaker telling Aj Styles he's not going to bury him. The Undertaker turning around and kicking Aj Styles in the grave. The Undertaker inside the bulldozer dumping a pile of dirt unto Aj Styles in the grave. The Deadman getting on his harley and making his exit from the boneyard. 

What a great night tonight. Give it up to WWE Wrestlemania Night 01, 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Join us here tomorrow as Wrestlemania 36 continues tomorrow night with night 02. Taking place tomorrow we have going down, John Cena vs The Fiend, Charlotte Flair vs Rhea Ripley for the NXT Women's Championship, Bayley in a 5 way elimination match for the SD Women's Championship with Naomi, Lacey Evans, Tamina and Sasha Banks, Andrade and Angel Garza vs The Street Profits for the Raw Tag Team Championships, Aleister Black vs Bobby Lashley, Otis vs Dolph Ziggler, Edge vs Randy Orton in a last man standing match, Drew McIntyre vs Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Championship. There are plenty more action to take place tomorrow. "WRESTLEMANIA, TWO BIG FOR ONE NIGHT!" 🤟


Upcoming WWE Events:
Money In The Bank Sunday, May 10th
WWE June 2020 TBA
Extreme Rules Sunday, July 19, 2020
NXT Takeover: Saturday, August 22, 2020
Summerslam Sunday, August 23, 2020
WWE September 2020 TBA
WWE October 2020 TBA
NXT-UK Takeover: Dublin Saturday, October 25th
NXT Takeover: War Games IV November TBA 
Survivor Series November 2020 TBA
WWE December 2020 TBA
NXT Takeover Staples Center, Los Angelos, California March 2021 TBA
Wrestlemania 37 SoFi Stadium, Inglewood, California March 2021 TBA 

Saturday, March 14, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2020 Issue #04 "The Invisible Man"

THE INVISIBLE MAN 🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊

I've been waiting for this all week. I wasn't going to let anything come between us. No, Corona Virus lock down in New York City was going to stop me from seeing this movie. I've had my eyes set on tonight's feature for the past 02 weeks. 

Wow, seriously what's with this theater. The smell of sawdust, wood, paint and plaster is gross. It seems that the theater is under repairs. I hope all this smell of sawdust, wood, paint and plaster doesn't make me puke.🤮 

Oh my God I just had to catch my breath just got finish watching a totally great movie. They say, the things you wait for are usually worth it. Tonight's film was definitely worth that wait. The Invisible Man, directed by Leigh Whannel and produced by Jason Blum, a 2020 remake of the 1933 version of The Invisible Man. The first Invisible Man movie over the years and decades there have been several films with the title, Invisible Man. 

The movie was sick and crazy. How do you take down someone that you can not see. It all started at the beginning of film where you see, Cecilia (Elisabeth Moss) tippi toeing through her boyfriend's home trying to escape. This is where you ask that question, Why is she packing her bags in the middle of night and attempting an escape? From that point of the film, you see its premise and direction. 

This film was produced to be scary. There weren't anything scary about this film. I was balling all through out the film. The film was mad hilarious. I was taking down some notes from Adrian (Oliver Jackson-Cohen). Notes on how to stick it to your ex if she ever screws you, lmao. Adrian just happen to be the egotistical, aggressive, overbearing boyfriend that Cecilia (Elisabeth Moss) is trying to avoid in her life. 

Cecilia had it in her mind that she made a great escape from Adrian's home. She was hiding out at a good friend of hers, James (Aldis Hodge) and his daughter, Sydney (Storm Reid) until things settle. During her stay with James and Sydney, Cecilia coming across some terrible news of Adrian's passing. Cecilia wasn't convinced of the death. She sensed something was up. Cecilia knew Adrian very well. She refused to believe that he had died. Even with the proof of the body. Cecilia still wasn't convinced. It turns out Adrian was an intelligent man and some kind of an robotic engineer. She sense Adrian was still alive and he is watching her. 

Adrian wanted to see Cecilia suffer that was his intentions. Adrian wasn't alone with this evil plan, his brother Tom (Michael Dorman) was in on it. Tom, who happen to be the lawyer of Adrian's phoney will in testament. Cecilia was promised money only if she kept herself out of trouble for the next couple of weeks. Adrian wasn't going to make that easy for her. 

This evil plan took into effect over a meta suit created by Adrian. A suit decorated with camera lens all over the suit. The suit is created to have that ability to make someone wearing it invisible. Alot of damage this may have caused to poor, Cecilia. Everyone thought she was losing her mind. 
It turns Tom was actually the one wearing the suit the whole time. While Adrian was actually tied up in his own basement going along with this staged death.

When watching this movie your basically watching a film of a disrespected boyfriend out for revenge on his ex-girlfriend looking to tear her life apart. To be honest it was an awesome plan. You can not tell me no man today wouldn't love to compose some sort of concoction on their ex, lol. But to speak fairly I'am glad in the end that Cecilia manage capture revenge on Adrian and kill him by wearing his own suit. Oh my god, classic ending, lol. Cecilia didn't deserve any of this. Lol, oh my bad, I think I gave away the end of the movie. I'm sorry for spoiling the end. This is why people don't like journalists, lol. Technically its only spoiled if you haven't seen it yet. 

My favorite part of the film was when Cecilia was inside the restaurant with her sister, Emily (Harriet Dyer) and she was trying to tell her that she has found the meta. Unfortunately, she never gotten the chance. A knife went flying across the room slashing Emily in her throat. The knife somehow ended up in Cecilia's hand. 

My second favorite part of the film was when Tom showed up in the meta suit at the mental facility looking to break out Cecilia and the security guards being taken out by someone they are unable to see. You have guns being fired into the air and the security guards getting their ass kicked and shot by their own weapons that was hilarious. There were other hilarious parts of the film. This was an awesome film. I had myself a great time tonight. 👏👏👏👏👏👏 💯

I've just got to say thank you to the Regal theaters. Thank you to all of the Regal theaters for being open this weekend in the middle of this crisis, blessed.✌

MOVIES THAT ARE COMING SOON!
I Still Believe, March 13th
The Hunt, March 13th
A Quiet Place Part 02, March 20th
Saint Maud, March 27th
Mulan, March 27th
No Time To Die, April 08th 
Black Widow, May 01st
Wonder Woman, June 05th 
Top Gun: Maverick, June 26th
Tenet, July 17th 
Jungle Cruise, July 24th
Free Guy, July 03rd
Candyman, Summer 2020


The Hunt 

Friday, March 13, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2020 Issue #03 "Jadakiss - Ignatius Album Review"

I'm back Dj Handspin and the Rusty Jabbz Newsletter, we're still standing after 19 years. I would like to salute my co deez who helped manifest this creation. To Amor Burns👏👏👏 D- Biggz👏👏👏 Sha-King👏👏👏 E- Biggz👏👏👏 and my right hand man, even though he's not talking to me these days. My dude, Quazzar. Quazzar, you'll always be my nuka. I don't care how long this silent treatment continues your still Rusty Jabbz, my G and Rusty Jabbz 4 life!👊 Happy Anniversary to everyone who was affiliated with Rusty Jabbz Newsletter and Rusty Jabbz Entertainment within the last 19 years.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Okay, on to the subject at hand J-A-D-A KISS OF DEATH. It's already been 07days I just got through the listening pleasure of the badman from Yonkers. Jadakiss releasing his 05th album, "Ignatius". Last week, this was a must here. I guess anyone would say something like that in the anticipation of a Jadakiss record. 

I can sit down here and be a real dude and tell everyone, Jadakiss "Ignatius" lp gets a solid 03 JABBZ! I only say this for those who expected the real Jada but instead got themselves a more emotional and mellow Jada. Jadakiss latest lp show's maturity and sensitivity throughout the album. Now, there isn't anything wrong with an artist being mature. Maturity in a artist only tells its fans that I'm grown and moving on. However I don't think Jadakiss have grown. Ignatius is a special class of lp for a whole different level. The real Jada is still out there and he will stand up again. Until then enjoy what he has made in store off of Ignatius followed by a few of my favorites.... "Me", "Huntin' Season w/ Pusha T", "Catch & Release",
"Government Cheese w/ Dej Loaf, Nino Man and Millyz" and "Kisses to the Sky w/ Rick Ross and Emannys". These are a few solid bangers off of the Ignatius album. 

Jadakiss still has the kisses of death unfortunately he's not killing anything off this album. 

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2020 Issue #02 "Elimination Chamber Pay Per View"

Getting ready to have a good time tonight. I'm hoping for no epilepsy mishaps like last time on my way to a wrestling viewing party. I got my phone back on and running. My fingers are in motion for tonight's WWE Elimination Chamber pay per view. Let's get this party cracking. 

Although there is alot of mixed feelings about tonight's event. From what I've been hearing. The love for tonight's Elimination Chamber pay per view is on a minimal. According to social media there are no championship matches taking place in tonight's Elimination Chamber pay per view. 

Wow, that is kind of lame for a pay per view. I find it hard to believe that there will be no Universal, World, Intercontinental and Women's title being defended tonight. Well, exactly the World Championship I can believe it not being defended tonight because of who's currently carrying it Bonehead Lesnar.

I hear that the only championships being defended tonight are the Raw and Smackdown Tag Team Championships. Let's just hope its all talk. Aiming tonight for both, The Street Profits and Miz and Morrison to retain the title for their brand. 🤟

MATCH #01:
DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT DREW GULAK 

Okay, guys it seems like we may have forgotten about the United States Championship being defended tonight. Andrade putting his title on the line against Humberto Carrillo. 

MATCH #02
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
ANDRADE DEFEAT HUMBERTO CARRILLO 
Andrade out with his early aggression into the match. Humberto Carrillo needed the time to take Andrade over the top rope.
Humberto Carrillo have new life in this match. Humberto Carrillo with a super hurricanrana off of the top rope. Zelina Vega getting worried, she's tearing the mats apart. Humberto Carrillo being able to avoid this disaster. A game of back and forth with the pin. Andrade with a hand filled of tights for his leverage.

MATCH #03 "MEN'S ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
Entering the chamber, right now...
MIZ AND MORRISON VS ROBERT ROODE AND DOLPH ZIGGLER VS LUCHA HOUSE PARTY VS HEAVY MACHINERY VS THE NEW DAY VS THE USOS
Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler the final release from the pod tonight. I got to give it to them that was brilliant. Who knows how long this match will go on. Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode could be inside the pod for 40 minutes for all we know until there release. They'll be well rested. They'll be fresh and ready for action while the other five teams beaten up and warned out. You don't realize what an advantage Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode will have. 
1st release: The New Day 
2nd release: The Usos 
3rd release: The Lucha House Party 
4th release: The Miz and Morrison 
5th release: The Heavy Machinery 
6th release: Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler 
Here comes the final release sitting and waiting for 30 minutes. Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode fresh and ready. The Heavy Machinery waiting on there release. Wow, that was fucking awesome I don't think I ever seen that in a elimination chamber match, before. Otis flying through the walls of the pod. 

Lucha House Party 1st elimination by The Heavy Machinery 
Heavy Machinery 2nd elimination by Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler 
Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler 3rd elimination by The New Day. It look like that sucks for them. All that bragging about being the final release into the chamber didn't pay off. 
The New Day 4th elimination by Miz and Morrison.
We are now down to two teams, The Usos vs Miz and Morrison. 
The Usos 5th elimination by Miz and Morrison. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 THE MIZ AND MORRISON, retaining the tag team titles, WOOOOO HOOOOO AWESOME!! 

MATCH #04 "NO DISQUALIFICATION" 
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT AJ STYLES with the assistance of The Undertaker, BOOO BOOO BOOO
Aj Styles being accompanied by The OC to ringside. I know alot of people been hating on Aj Styles for his recent personality changes. It doesn't matter to me, Aj Styles is still awesome inside the square-circle. Aleister Black and The Phenomenal finally get to square off inside the square-circle. I'm sitting here inside Jack Dempsey sporting my Aj Styles T-Shirt 👊👊👊 This is a no disqualification match, Gallows and Anderson presence at ringside allowed. Aj Styles already with the use of the kendu stick. Everything all legal. Aleister Black setting up the table. Aj Styles with the steel chair on the lower back on Aleister Black. Aleister Black getting a hold of the kendu stick now. Aleister Black landing Aj Styles into the corner of a steel chair that was meant for him. Aj Styles forgot he had set up the steel chair and ended up paying for it. Aleister Black kneeing Aj Styles into the table that was set up earlier by Aleister Black.
Aj Styles and The OC all over Aleister Black with a beat down. The lights begin going out.... The Undertaker appears once the lights come back up. This was totally unnecessary. The Undertaker wasn't needed here tonight. Yes, we get it The Undertaker vs Aj Styles at Wrestlemania 36. I believe everyone knows about there match in 28 days. Vince McMuFFin really promoting this match between them, smh. The Undertaker coming out here tonight giving an assist to Aleister Black. Aleister Black doesn't need an assist from anyone especially some old fart like The Undertaker.

MATCH #05 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 
THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS AND MURPHY with AOP
This match going to be boring. 🤭 I'm going to order myself something to eat. We all know The Street Profits is going to retain their championships. 💤
The Viking Raiders coming down the ramp trying to prevent the AOP from interfering throughout the match. The match is at two on two the way it suppose to be.
Of course, Kevin Owens coming through the audience enjoying a very large bucket of popcorn. You know he's out here to intimidate and torture Seth Rollins. Kevin Owens sitting on the announce table tossing popcorn into the face of Seth Rollins. Angelo Dawkins with a spear on Seth Rollins. Murphy have been taken out.
Seth Rollins very upset and embarrassed after the match. Seth Rollins concerned over Murphy. Kevin Owens from behind with a 
stunner on Seth Rollins. Kevin Owens dumping some more popcorn on Seth Rollins. Seth is irate. Owens going to pay.

It look like social media was wrong again. Another, championship match taking place for the night. Braun Strowman putting up his Intercontinental Championship on the line in a 03 on 01 handicap match against Sami Zayn, Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura.

MATCH #06 "03 ON 01 HANDICAP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SAMI ZAYN, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND CESARO DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN 
Wow, the fucking upset of the night Sami Zayn pinned Braun Strowman. Sami Zayn the new Intercontinental Champion. It was all caused by a Kinshasa to the head of Braun Strowman into the ring post. That was so fucked up how it happened but then again it is about time for Sami Zayn to win some championship gold. This man been in the WWE for about four years and he never won any gold. I know it is fucked up that they picked this time to finally do it, lol.

MATCH #07 "FEMALE ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA VS SARAH LOGAN VS LIV MORGAN VS SHAYNA BASZLER VS RUBY RIOTT VS NATALYA 
One of these six women will get an opportunity to face Becky Lynch at Wrestlemania 36 for the Raw Women's Championship. 
1st release: Ruby Riott
2nd release: Natalya 
Becky Lynch in her dressing room with her eyes on the match. 
3rd release: Sarah Logan 
4th release: Shayna Baszler SHAYNA'S GONNA KILL EM!, SHAYNA'S GONNA KILL EM!, SHAYNA'S GONNA KILL EM!
5th release: Liv Morgan
6th release: Asuka
Here she comes, this is what everyone wanted to see, classic brawl between Shayna Baszler and Asuka. Bringing back sweet memories, NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT 

Sarah Logan 1st elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Ruby Riott 2nd elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Natalya 3rd elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Shayna Baszler eliminated 3 opponents in 60 seconds. Shayna Baszler waiting in the ring until the timer. 
Liv Morgan 4th elimination by Shayna Baszler. Shayna Baszler once again have more time in the ring to cool off before the next timer. Shayna is a beast tonight.
Asuka, the last pod to open up. Asuka going crazy. She want her hands on Shayna Baszler. 
Asuka 5th elimination by Shayna Baszler 
Shayna Baszler eliminated everyone. Shayna Baszler going to Wrestlemania 36. We're going to see, Becky No Belts in 28 days. 
BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS, BECKY NO BELTS 

This wasn't an awesome pay per view, a tad boring and predictable. My only favorite match was the male elimination chamber match and maybe the Daniel Bryan vs Drew Gulak match. I give tonight pay per view performance a, C- 🙁


Upcoming WWE Events on the Road to Wrestlemania Begins....
WWE Hall of Fame Thursday, April 02nd at Amalie Arena, Tampa Bay, Florida 
NXT Takeover Tampa Saturday, April 04th at Amalie Arena, Tampa Bay, Florida 
Wrestlemania 36 Sunday, April 05th at Raymond James Stadium, Tampa Bay, Florida 
NXT-UK Takeover Dublin, Ireland Sunday, April 26th 
Summerslam, Sunday, August 23rd at TD Garden Arena, Boston, Massachusetts 
Wrestlemania 37, Sunday, March 28th 2021 "WRESTLEMANIA GOES HOLLYWOOD!"