Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2019 Issue #03 "Hustlers"

A little different Saturday night than my normal. I wanted tonight to be different than sitting at home watching repeat episodes of Henry Danger and Drake and Josh. I stressed an interest in tonight's cinema at the Kent theatre on the westside of Flatbush, Brooklyn. I wanted to see the last night premiere of the movie, "Hustlers" starring Jennifer Lopez as Ramona, Constance Wu as Destiny, Keke Palmer as Mercedes, Lili Reinhart as Annabelle, Julia Stiles as Jennifer, Cardi B as Diamond and Madeline Brewer as Dawn.

The film is based on a group of females from the New York City area who had a passion for dancing and making money. Specifically making money off of rich, horny, executive white men from wall street. Everything were going fine until the money stop coming. A huge stock market crash stagnated the girls from making money. The money wasn't coming as fast as it used to be. They need to devise a scheme where they can make even more money off of these wall street executive losers. Ramona (Jennifer Lopez) the ring leader had a plan to drug the men with a particular drug that would make them pass out and forget what they have gotten themselves into. First in order for a plan like this to work you needed to first pick out a specific victim. A specific man who looks like he has money and also looks like he will be willing to spend money on four sexy females. The most important thing about this plan. The man have to be married. The girls always had to look for the wedding rings on their victims. Think about it a man with a wedding ring is the most easiest pick. No man in their right mind is going to report being robbed by four sexy female strippers to their wives.
At least that is what they thought until one man decided to make this public in hopes to prevent something like this happening to other men. Doug (Steven Boyer) the whistleblower went to the police to file a report on four women who he met at a strip club, who robbed him for all of his finances. In the process this lead to a decline of Doug's wife and his family. So you can understand his reasons for wanting to get back at these girls. A scheme like this taking advantage of desperate, lonely men could have went on forever. If it wasn't for Destiny (Constance Wu) having a heart and some compassion to what they have done to Doug.

This scam could of continued. Destiny wasn't too big on what they were doing. She needed to be convinced by her girl, Ramona on what they were about to do. Ramona and Destiny have been down with each other from day one. Destiny trusted Ramona and vice versa. These two were like sisters.

You wanna know something I just witnessed a film last night with the same exact concept called, "Jack Squad" released on DVD back in 2009. It was a film with three young black females from Decatur, Ga who were tired of being broke and they wanted to live that high society lifestyle. Until, one member had a change of heart and started thinking more realistically into the future.

It seems that a sense of distrust have occurred between Ramona and Destiny. It was as if the more money they made, the more problems would occur. Destiny began having doubts about what the girls have been doing to these guys. If I forgot to mention during this blog review. Destiny was actually the narrator of the film. The majority of the film was spent with Jennifer (Julia Stiles). They never really specified Jennifer's roll in the film. I believe everyone sitting here tonight inside this theatre assumed she may have been Destiny's psychiatrist. Destiny spent time with Jennifer giving a break down of how this all began.

Now, I'm not going to front I actually spent money on this film to see Cardi B's performance. I guess you can say I was robbed. Cardi B didn't have a major impact in the film. Regardless it was still cool seeing her. Cardi B played a wild hood type stripper named, Diamond. There was like only three scenes involving her. I just wish the script added her as one of the girls to be apart of the team. She probably would of been like the O-Dog of this film, lol.

Hustlers was awesome tonight. I most definitely enjoyed the film and my night. 💯
I most definitely reccomend this film to anyone who has an interest in seeing it. You're going to love it. Do you know why because RUSTY JABBZ SAYS SO, LET ME GET A HELL YEAH! 🤟 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2019 Issue #02 Smackdown Live @ Madison Square Garden

Good evening, Rusty Jabbers, awesome night last night, Monday Night Raw in the Mecca, Madison Square Garden. Yesss Sirrr! I had a awesome evening last night. The only downfall to my evening was sitting next to those cornballs in my same row. I sat next to a bunch of bitchass niggaz. I had to get away last night. I posted up in the hallway and watched the rest of Monday Night Raw over Sling TV.
Now, I'm off to another night at the Madison Square Garden. Smackdown Live and 205 Live going down tonight, uh man I can't wait.

What's instore for Smackdown live tonight. The semifinal match to the King of the Ring Tournament between Elias and Chad Gable.
Who do you think is going to win. Team Gable all the way, 💯 only for tonight though. Its Team Corbin on Sunday. 💯💯

I know, NYC standing strong in support of Elias. I know y'all muhfuckaz Walking With Elias tonight. Y'all love Elias the same way y'all bitchass niggaz are Jericholics.🖕 I'm on Team Gable for tonight even though I want Baron Corbin to capture the throne and crown on Sunday. Team Corbin all the way, bay bay.👊👊👊

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, the return of The Deadman (The Undertaker) to Herald Square. Now that's whuts up, 🤟 Yesss Sirrr!!!

To everyone in the NYC and NJ  area coming out to The Garden tonight for Smackdown live I hope y'all have a awesome time.☝️

Smackdown kicking it off with The Undertaker... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 WELCOME BACK TAKER!✊
The Undertaker being interrupted by Sami Zayn.
The Undertaker making Sami Zayn, REST IN PEACE!

Shane McMahon talking with Chad Gable backstage. Shane McMahon informing Chad Gable that Elias is unable to wrestle tonight. Shane McMahon has a replacement for Chad Gable.

MATCH #01 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND ANDRADE
Shinsuke Nakamura attacking The Miz, after the match.

Look like, Chad Gable has his replacement for tonight. Elias signing off on it.... THE "PESSTTT IN THE WOORRRLLLLDDDDD!!!", Shane McMuFFin taking on Chad Gable, omg. 🤦‍♂️

Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville coming to the ring. Mandy Rose talking shit about Ember Moon, putting down her appearance and her looks, calling her ugly.
MATCH #02
NIKKI CROSS DEFEAT MANDY ROSE
Look like Mandy Rose is the ugly one tonight after getting her ass kicked by Mandy Rose.

Okay, what is this bullshit. Please tell me this isn't on television right now.
After seeing that bullshit, I don't think I'm ready for a good time.

Being a jobber must really suck. Two unknown wrestlers about to face The Heavy Machinery and neither Corey Graves, Tom Phillips or Byron Saxton couldn't even mention their names. It sucks the way jobbers get played in wrestling promotions specifically in the WWE.

MATCH #03
THE HEAVY MACHINERY DEFEAT TWO JOBBERS, big fucking deal. 💤 🛌

Erick Rowan coming to the ring.
Roman Reigns coming out seeking revenge on Erick Rowan for last week's altercation.
Referees and security getting involved trying to stop the altercation. The fight between Erick Rowan and Roman Reigns escalated around the arena. Erick Rowan is fucking sick, lmao. Damn dun, yo did y'all see that? Rowan just used the television cameras as a weapon taking down Roman Reigns, the referees and the security team. It was like some sort of swinging camera. Oh man fucking crazy.🤟
Erick Rowan look like the new, Monster Among Men.

The New York Guardians, XFL February 2020

Charlotte Flair on commentary
MATCH #04
BAYLEY DEFEAT EMBER MOON
Bayley taking down Ember Moon with a belly to belly suplex.

Kofi Kingston coming out to talk about his upcoming match against Randy Orton this Sunday st Clash of Champions.... During the middle of his promo you hear those dreadful words, STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID
Kofi Kingston letting off some steam. Kofi Kingston showing Randy Orton who's the stupid one. As, Randy Orton lay there beaten. The crowd screaming out, "LET THEM FIGHT!"

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: KEVIN OWENS
MATCH #05 "KING OF RING TOURNAMENT"
CHAD GABLE DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON in less than a minute. Shane is very irate, he is now making this match a 2 out of 3 falls match.
CHAD GABLE DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Shane McMahon tapping out.
Shane McMahon was so pissed at Kevin Owens. Shane firing Kevin Owens tonight.
Omg, what a crappy Smackdown main event. 💤 🛌

Smackdown is finally over, yawn. Lets move on to some real wrestling. 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205.
205 Live immediately after Smackdown Live....

205 LIVE:
MATCH #01
JACK GALLAGHER & KUSHIDA DEFEAT BRIAN KENDRICKS & AKIRA TOZAWA
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 AWESOME, GREAT MATCH 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

The Bollywood Actors Studio with The Singh Brothers....
This is really funny to see, The Singh Brothers getting more spotlight and shine than their mentor lately. What the hell happened to Jinder Mahal?

Sara interviewing Mike Kanellis

MATCH #02
HUMBERTO CARRILLO & LINCE DORADO VS DREW GULAK & TONY NESE
Drew Gulak and Tony Nese getting an early start with the punches. Drew Gulak and Tony Nese come out firing the first blow. Drew Gulak and Tony Nese attacking Humberto Carrillo and Lince Dorado before the first bell. Ariya Davouri coming out assisting Drew Gulak and Tony Nese in the beat down. Gran Metalik coming to the aide of Humberto Carrillo and Lince Dorado. Drew Gulak, Tony Nese and Ariya Davouri thinking they've gotten one up on Humberto Carrillo, Lince Dorado and Gran Metalik. They are not letting this attack end like this. The match just became a 03 on 03 match.

MATCH #03 "06 MAN TAG TEAM"
HUMBERTO CARRILLO, GRAN METALIK AND LINCE DORADO DEFEAT DREW GULAK, ARIYA DAVOURI AND TONY NESE

The crowd is getting restless, this match have gone over for quite sometime. I'm wondering when are we going to see a pin count. The crowd is beginning to piss me off with this bullshit, "Baby" chants being directed at 205 Live. I'am not sure who the reference is made for. I believe its for either Tony Nese or Ariya Davouri. I don't care who its for, I just wish these stupid WWE fans just stop with the chants, smh.

Okay, we've come to our main event of the night. So, this is the bullshit these ignorant New York WWE fans been waiting for, a 18 second match of The Fiend taking down The B-Team, 💤 🛌 I fucking swear these moronic WWE fans like anything STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID coming from Vince McMuFFin, smh.

MATCH #04 "02 ON 01 HANDICAP MATCH"
THE FIEND DEFEAT THE B-TEAM

Okay, you don't need to ask me how my night went. I think you've already know. You also don't need to ask me, which was the better night.
RAW gets a 7.5 🤟
SMACKDOWN gets a 03 💤
205 LIVE gets a 06 👍

Upcoming Events:
WWE CLASH OF CHAMPIONS, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH

WWE NXT PREMIERING ON THE USA NETWORK, WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 18TH

WWE LIVE HOLIDAY TOUR , RETURNING TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN DECEMBER 26TH

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2019 Issue #01 Monday Night Raw @ Madison Square Garden

Hey, whats up Rusty Jabbers, getting myself psyched for another episode of Monday Night Raw. I'm currently heading to The Garden as I speak, got some ol' skool Pete Rock and CL Smooth shit bumping in my ears. I know one doesn't go with the other. I just wanted some real ol' skool shit pumping before I step inside The Garden.
I'm trying to get myself right for tonight's atmosphere. WWE in The N.Y. for 02 nights, Monday and Tuesday. They'll be here again tomorrow for Smackdown Live/205 Live. NYC will be off the chain for the next 02 days.🤟

Welcome NYC to Monday Night Raw 👊👊

Stone Cold Steve Austin opening up Monday Night Raw to correct something that shouldn't had happened last Monday on Raw. Stone Cold conducting the Universal Championship contract signing between Seth Rollins and Braun Strowman.
Aj Styles and The O.C. coming out like they did last week steering up trouble against the tag team champions.
The Viking Raiders coming out to assist Seth Rollins and Braun Strowman in the beat down of Aj Styles and The O.C.

MATCH #01
AJ STYLES VS CEDRIC ALEXANDER
THE O.C. getting involved with the match, the referee calling for the bell.

Roman Reigns coming out paying homage to this Connor's Cure bullshit, BOOOOO!!!!!
Why the fuck WWE waste time with bullshit. You should be showing matches not showing fucking kids. 🖕

MATCH #02
BECKY LYNCH & CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT SASHA BANKS & BAYLEY

MATCH #03
REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT GRAN METALIK
This probably one of the best matches of the night. Rey Mysterio and Gran Metalik going at one another straight Lucha Underground style. 🤟

MATCH #04 "KING OF RING TOURNAMENT"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT SOMOA JOE AND RICOCHET
This match right here was my ultimate favorite match of night. I'am so glad that Ricochet didn't win the semifinals of the King of the Ring tournament. I'm extremely proud of Baron Corbin. For a minute I wasn't sure if Baron Corbin had a chance. I'm so glad I was wrong. CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN, CORBIN.
ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN, ALL HAIL KING CORBIN. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #05
NATALYA DEFEAT LACEY EVANS 💤

FIREFLY FUNHOUSE WITH BRAY WYATT

MATCH #06 "10 MAN TAG TEAM"
SETH ROLLINS, BRAUN STROWMAN, CEDRIC ALEXANDER AND THE VIKING RAIDERS DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE, DOLPH  AJ STYLES AND THE O.C.
Cedric Alexander with the pin taking down Aj Styles.
Stone Cold Steve Austin coming out to the ring with a huge beer celebration. Stone Cold showing his love to the winning team.
This match wasn't a big deal, you figure the faces were going to dominate for the night.
But, what was actually awesome is when the cameras were off and Raw was over. Stone Cold Steve Austin gave us New York fans 05 extra minutes of the real Stone Cold Steve Austin. I love the beer party taking place in the ring. I may have been a little jealous that I wasn't in there with them, lol. However, Stone Cold Steve Austin suckering Aj Styles to come back inside the ring and party with everyone was crazy and genius. Aj Styles receiving an overdue stunner by the rattlesnake. Rusty Jabbz can I get a, "HELL YEAH!" "HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!" WOOOOOO HOOOOOO 🤟

I just want to say, Good Night and I had a awesome time here at The Garden. You'll be seeing me again tomorrow for Smackdown. HELL YEAH! 👊👊👊👊👊

UPCOMING EVENTS:
SMACKDOWN LIVE @ MADISON SQUARE GARDEN TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10TH

CLASH OF CHAMPIONS, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH

NXT LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18TH

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2019 Issue #04 "AEW ALL OUT"

Oh man, what a totally awesome pay per view we just witnessed coming from NXT-UK. I'm getting myself psyched for AEW. I can't wait, after what I just seen an hour ago AEW need to come twice as hard with the line up and the performances.
I'm enjoying my labor day weekend. I know by the end of the night I'm going to need either via or lyft to drive me home. I'm getting myself wasted tonight.

AEW All Out going down tonight live at the Sears Centre Arena, Chicago, Illinois.

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01
The kick off show taking place right now.
CASINO BATTLE ROYALE match going on. A battle royale filled with AEW female superstars. I don't know none of these broads. The only chicks I can recognize Nyla Rose, Tenille Dashwood, Awesome Kong, Brandi Rhodes, ODB, Allie, Jazz, Teal Piper, Mercedes Martinez and Brit Baker. I don't even have a clue of how many chicks participating in this battle royale. I believe, Nyla Rose was the winner of the battle royale.

Who the hell are these dufuses? Private Party these cornballs look like another Street Profit imitation.

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #02
PRIVATE PARTY DEFEAT JACK EVANS & ANGELICO
Okay call 'em a Street Profit rip off, if you  want. Private Party picking up a victory.
Jack Evans and Angelico seeking retribution on Private Party.

Wow, its been 48 minutes into the AEW kick off show. This first hour is yawn. 💤
WWE's kick off shows are better than this. I'm glad its finally over. The actual show getting ready to start. AEW needs to impress me tonight if they want me to choose NXT over them in the fall.

On commentary tonight for AEW....
Goldenboy, Jim Ross and Excalibur

Omg, you can't be serious. AEW really trying to upstage WWE. They're kicking off tonight's pay per view with the singing of the Star Spangled Banner. AEW is over selling it.

So Cal Uncensored coming out do the opening up for tonight's event.

MATCH #01 "06 MAN TAG TEAM"
SO CAL UNCENSORED DEFEAT JURASSIC EXPRESS

MATCH #02
PAC DEFEAT KENNY OMEGA
(FKA NEVILLE)

MATCH #03
JIMMY HAVOC DEFEAT DARBY ALLIN &  JOEY JANELA

Coming up next, this probably my favorite tag team from ROH next to The Youngbucks... Trent and Chuck Taylor The Best Friends 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #04
DARK ORDER DEFEAT THE BEST FRIENDS
(The lights go out) Mark Cassidy appearing once the lights come back on. Mark Cassidy taking down the members of the Dark Order.

MATCH #05 "WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RIHO DEFEAT HIKARU SHIDA

MATCH #06
CODY RHODES DEFEAT SHAWN SPEARS
With MJF               (FKA TY DILLINGER)         
                                 With Tully Blanchard
Tully Blanchard being very attentive along side Shawn Spears.
Arn Anderson have seen enough and comes out to restore some order in this match. Probably the highlight of the night, seeing Arn Anderson.

MATCH #07 "A LADDER MATCH
FOR THE AEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE LUCHA BROS DEFEAT THE YOUNGBUCKS
Big upset to me, I was hoping the Youngbucks.
LAX, coming out under disguise taking down the Lucha Brothers and The Youngbucks. LAX letting it be known, "We Are Here!"

MATCH #08 "AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHRIS JERICHO DEFEAT HANGMAN PAGE
The biggest upset of the night, 😥 I can't believe that old fart going to be the face of the company, smfh.

I just got finished watching the AEW All Out pay per view tonight. I've been waiting for this night throughout the majority of the summer. Things aren't always what they seem. Perhaps things aren't expected what you've wanted it to be. Tonight's AEW wasn't anything how I've expected it. First things first, I thought I expected myself to be leaving the Jack Dempsey Pub with a smile on my face. I had several mixed feelings about tonight's pay per view. The matches were pretty decent. Its just the one's I've actually cared about didn't go my way. I was disappointed by the final outcomes of the following matches, Pac vs Kenny Omega, The Bestfriends vs The Dark Order, The Youngbucks vs The Lucha Brothers and most definitely tonight's main event a very huge disappointment of Chris Jericho vs Hangman Page. Right here alone its half the event that turned me down. The other half of the show I didn't care too much for those matches. Alot of them were wrestlers I've never heard of. It is very hard to get behind a performer who you have no recollection of. Oh yeah let's not forget the kick off show sucked. The only real good match of the night was Cody Rhodes defeating Shawn Spears. It was good to see Tully Blanchard and Arn Anderson again. Seeing those two veteran horsemen tonight probably was the biggest highlight.
Where do I stand with the Wednesday Night Wars? I made my choice. I'm going to continue to show my love and support for NXT and NXT only.🤟

Look out for AEW premiering on TNT, Wednesday October 02nd
October 02nd Capital One Arena, Washington DC
October 09th Agganis Arena, Boston, Massachusetts
October 16th Liacouras Center, Philadelphia, PA
October 23rd Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
October 30th Charleston Coliseum Charleston, WV
November 06th Charlotte, NC
November 27th Sears Centre Arena Chicago, Illinois

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2019 Issue #03 "NXT UK Takeover: Cardiff"

We are live this Saturday afternoon on the WWE network at Motorpoint Arena Cardiff, Wales. We're getting ready for NXT UK Takeover: Cardiff.
On commentary we have with us, Nigel McGuiness, Vic Joseph and Aiden English

MATCH #01
NOAM DAR DEFEAT THE KIWI BUZZSAW TRAVIS BANKS
Wow, I didn't expect that defeat. I had my heart on the Buzzsaw. 🙁 Awesome performance at the early start of the show by both men. Congratulations to Noam Dar.

Cesaro is here in Cardiff. Cesaro looking to see what NXT United Kingdom is all about. Cesaro willing to Issue an open challenge to anyone in the locker room.

Cesaro may have gotten his fight. Ilja Dragonuv calling out Cesaro.
MATCH #02 "OPEN CHALLENGE"
CESARO DEFEAT ILJA DRAGONUV
Cesaro making the best of his NXT UK debut but he haven't gotten Ilja Dragonuv down. Ilja Dragonuv continuing to fight.
OMFG, Cesaro coming to the NXT UK and getting himself a victory.👏👏👏👏👏 WOOOO HOOOO 🤟
Cesaro showing a sign of respect and sportsmanship after their bout. I like that, cool.

Up next a little hometown advantage for Mark Andrews and Flash Morgan Webster taking on the Grizzled Young Veterans and Gallus in this triple threat match. The Grizzled Young Veterans at a disadvantage. The tag team champions do not need to be pinned in order to lose tonight's competition. Mark Andrews and Flash Morgan Webster receiving alot of hometown love.

MATCH #03 "TRIPLE THREAT FOR NXT UK TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
FLASH MORGAN WEBSTER AND MARK ANDREWS DEFEATED ZACK GIBSON AND JAMES DRAKE (GYV) AND MARK COFFEY AND WOLFGANG (GALLUS)
My hat is off to the New NXT-UK Tag Team Champions, Mark Andrews and Flash Morgan Webster, congratulations.👏👏👏
The Grizzled Young Veterans have just become the grizzled young hasbeens, lmao

MATCH #04 "LAST MAN STANDING"
JOE COFFEY DEFEAT DAVE MASTIFF
Wow, the match just begun and already destroying the ring. Joe Coffey is down, referee beginning the count. Dave Mastiff is down now. Joe Coffey rearranging the furniture pulling out every stop to win this match. Joe Coffey breaking a pool que over the head of Dave Mastiff. Dave Mastiff with the cricket bat over the back of Joe Coffey. Joe Coffey with Dave Mastiff into the table. A series of counting going on by the referee but both men manage to keep getting up on their feet. Dave Mastiff setting up a table.
Dave Mastiff with a rolling thunder onto Joe Coffey into the table. Dave Mastiff with a steel chair. Both men killing one another with pure brutality. This isn't a last man standing match. This is a match of human demolition, lol. Dave Mastiff taking apart the commentary table. Dave Mastiff planting Joe Coffey into the commentary table. This match have just became a falls count anywhere. Both men taking their fight throughout the arena. Both men crashing from a fall off the platform into two tables. Joe Coffey making sure Dave Mastiff didn't make it to the count of 10. Joe Coffey becoming the last man standing.

MATCH #05 "NXT-UK WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
KAY LEE RAY DEFEAT TONI STORM
The question remains, will Toni time continue after tonight? LET'S GO TONI, LET'S GO TONI, LET'S GO TONI LETS GO TONI. I admit in the beginning of Toni Storm NXT-UK Women's title reign I wasn't fond of her. I'm not big on blonde hair and blue eyed female champions. However during these past months of holding the NXT-UK Women's championship, Toni Storm proved me wrong. I can say, perhaps she's broken the beautiful blonde girl champion stereotype. COME ON TONI, WOOOOO 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Wow, I can't believe it Kay Lee Ray the new NXT-UK Women's Champion. It look like her plan worked. The plan these past weeks getting inside the head of Toni Storm. Toni Storm was off her game tonight. I still love you, Toni. TONI, TONI, TONI, TONI, TONI, TONI, TONI. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #06 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
WALTER DEFEAT TYLER BATES
We come down to our main event of the evening. I'm not going to pick a side because a match as such can go either way. Besides I happen to like both competitors. Whoever wins this one, is awesome. NXT-UK been great this evening. We already had two title changes. Can Tyler Bates make that third title change of the night.
I've been sitting here during this main event. It's been an absolute slug fest between the two competitors. Probably the best match of the evening. Tyler Bates is awesome. He's really bringing the fight to Walter. Tyler Bates won't die. Of course, Walter won't die either. Walter making Tyler Bates earn the NXT-UK World Championship in the fight of his life.
Walter retaining here this afternoon. The WWE NXT-UK Championship.
Fucking A, totally awesome match. 40 minutes of brutality and pure adrenaline between these two gladiators. Uh man, as long as I live, I'll never forget the chaos and mahem I witnessed here this afternoon. Great job coming from Tyler Bates.
Here comes the rest of Imperium standing tall with Walter.
British Strongstyle standing tall with Tyler Bates.
Great pay per view fucking bananas, I'm psyched. I have my heart in a few hours ready for AEW pay per view later on tonight.
Rusty Jabbz, can I hear it?.... NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT  NXT NXT
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WOOOOO HOOOOO

This coming Wednesday on NXT and NXT-UK:
The Velveteen Dream vs Kono Reeves
Adam Cole vs Jordan Myles with the NXT Championship on the line and on NXT-UK: witness the rematch between two of NXT-UK buff and brolic female superstars, when Rhea Ripley takes on Piper Niven.

NEXT WWE EVENT:
CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH
NXT, GOING LIVE MAKING ITS DEBUT ON THE USA NETWORK, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18TH

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2019 Issue #02 "WWE Summerslam Pay Per View"

Summerslam Kick Off Show:
Jonathan Coachman, Beth Phoenix, David Otunga and Charly  Caruso
Special Guests on the panel throughout the evening: The Miz, Mick Foley, Jerry "The King" Lawler and Booker T

Everyone sitting around for the next 02 hours discussing tonight's Summerslam Pay Per View. All the matches taking place tonight and what to expect.

We have a super-sized kick off show going down this evening. Three scheduled matches to take place.... "Oney Larcen Vs the Cruiserweight  Champion Drew Gulak, Apollo Crews Vs Buddy Murphy and The Iconics Vs the New Women's Tag Team Champions, Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross." Okay, the next 02 hours going to be off da chain.🤟

JBL and Sam Roberts walking among the arena conducting interviews.

KICK OFF SHOW
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #01
DREW GULAK DEFEAT ONEY LARCEN
Oooh, oooh what a blow. A straight deck to the neck of Oney Larcen's Adam's apple. Loving It! Drew Gulak doing whatever it takes when the referee's back was turned to make sure he remains the Cruiserweight Champion.

Okay its 6:23pm now we're getting ready for our second kick off show match. The Best Kept secret, lol I like that. It's a good way to introduce Buddy Murphy to the ring. This man have been sitting in the Smackdown locker room for the last four months, it feels like WWE is keeping a secret. Buddy Murphy debuting in the ring tonight on Summerslam and already he sets it off with the first blow on Apollo Crews.

MATCH #02
APOLLO CREWS VS BUDDY MURPHY
It look like Buddy Murphy's dream is being put on hold. Erick Rowan seeking revenge on Buddy Murphy for his big mouth this past Tuesday on Smackdown.
The match been declared a disqualification.

Lol, the kick off show, the perfect place for Elias. No one wants to hear his music anywhere else in the WWE and I'm pretty sure Toronto doesn't want to hear the lyrical insults coming out of Elias's mouth.
OMG, you can't be serious, EDGE, YES YES YES YES.... Y'all know what this mean, Edge coming out here to represent, Toronto. Edge with a spear on Elias. Totally awesome I never thought I would see that ever again.

WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #03
ALEXA BLISS AND NIKKI CROSS DEFEAT THE ICONICS

Okay it has been an awesome evening here over the kick off show. Things are getting wrapped up. We're preparing for the Summerslam pay per view now. The biggest event of the summer. Whenever Summerslam is in full effect that's how you know summer is coming to an end. Looking forward to some great matches tonight. I won't get my hopes up too high. There are going to be alot of bullshit, as well.

RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
SUBMISSION MATCH
MATCH #01
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT NATALYA
Yes, my girl held on, WOOOOO!!!!!

This is what I was talking about earlier. Here comes, THE BULLSHIT NOW, SMH

MATCH #02
GOLDBERG DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
I don't know what Dolph Ziggler is doing. He just got his ass kicked by Goldberg. Yet, he continues to call out Goldberg back to the ring to put some more beating on that blonde haired ass reject of himself, smh

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #03
AJ STYLES DEFEAT RICOCHET

SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #04
BAYLEY DEFEAT EMBER MOON
This was a good match, capable of going either way. Ember Moon bought out the fight in Bayley. For a minute I feared Bayley may have asked for too much from Ember Moon. Ember Moon showed Bayley a thing or two. Although, Bayley is leaving here tonight as the remaining champion. She didn't earn it easy.

I QUIT MATCH
MATCH #05
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Shane with a surprise guest. Shane appointing Elias, as the special guest referee.
It looks like Kevin Owens kept his word. He did mention earlier that tonight will be "THE KEVIN OWENS SHOW!"👏👏👏👏👏 This is the first time I'am honored to be apart of the Kevin Owens Show... Congratulations!
Yes that's right, Kevin Owens is here to stay and Shane McMahon just SUCKS.🖕

Another awesome women's match coming up next, Miss 07X vs Miss 09X, lol. Trish and Charlotte go into battle in a moment.

MATCH #06
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT TRISH STRATUS
I'm not going to lie that was an awesome match. Much better than I predicted. Despite the outcome, the Hall of Famer Trish Stratus held it down like it was 20 years ago. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

This match is interesting coming up. There's alot of history between the two competitors, Randy Orton and Kofi Kingston. The question remains, will Randy Orton maintain his Toronto Summerslam winning streak. The last time we seen Randy Orton inside this arena in Toronto, Canada. It happened 10 years ago at a 2009 Summerslam event when Randy Orton became the youngest WWE Champion.

WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #07
KOFI KINGSTON VS RANDY ORTON
The referee calling for the bell. Both men were counted out. Kofi Kingston losing it at ringside. Randy Orton trying to embarrass Kofi Kingston in front of his family. It look like Kofi Kingston about to transform into Eddie Edwards with that kendu stick in his hand. Randy Orton steering down, Kofi Kingston's family. Kofi didn't like that. We're seeing a proud and over protective man of the house standing up for them. Randy Orton doesn't look too good now laying in the ring battered and bruised.

Now, we're about to get in the mood for a thrill and lots of chills with the debut of Bray Wyatt's secret personality, "THE FIEND!"
(I was a fiend, before I became a team, I touch a microphone they be cold like ice cream.)

MATCH #08
THE FIEND DEFEAT FINN BALOR
I didn't bother to pay too much attention to this match. Come on guys we already knew that Bray Wyatt and his Fiend character were going to win. The only thing I thought was fire. Bray Wyatt did it with that introduction. Totally awesome entrance to showcase, The Fiend's premiere tonight. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👍👍👍 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Now it is time, we come down to the main event of the night. Seth Rollins plans here tonight to once again slay The Beast Brock Lesnar and retrieve his Universal Championship. Seth Rollins coming out with a serious attitude. Seth better be in a serious mood. No fuckin' bullshittin' like the last pay per view. Look its 10:12pm right now. I want this match to go until 11pm. This match better not end at 10:22pm. I'm not fuckin' playin' with Seth Rollins. Okay the bells have just rung. Give me an awesome match.

UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH #09
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT BROCK LESNAR
Okay, its 10:24pm now, thank you Rollins for keeping this match going. Remember, NO BULLSHIT TONIGHT 👏👏👏👏 Come on, Rollins. 👏👏👏👏
Yes, my dude Seth Rollins once again slaying The Beast Brock Lesnar and capturing the Universal Championship for the 03rd time.
It's 10:32pm now, I guess 20 minutes inside the ring is best you can do with Brock Lesnar. Or, perhaps its Brock Lesnar's best. Whoever's best it is, the match still sucks. However, I'll let Rollins slide for the simple fact he's bringing back championship gold to Monday Night Raw. 🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟

UPCOMING PAY PER VIEW SERIES:
NXT-UK TAKEOVER CARDIFF, AUGUST 31ST
CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS, SEPTEMBER 15TH
HELL IN A CELL, OCTOBER 06TH
CROWN JEWEL, OCTOBER 31ST
NXT WARGAMES, NOVEMBER 23RD
SURVIVOR SERIES, NOVEMBER 25TH
T. L. C. (TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS), DECEMBER 15TH

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2019 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover; Toronto:"

I just arrived here at Jack Dempsey's Pub. I would of arrived a little sooner. I needed to take care of some business inside the path train station.
I'm glad I didn't miss much its only 7:10pm. I'm in the middle of the Street Profits defending their tag team championships. This happen to be the first match of the night. Joining us tonight on NXT Takeover Toronto commentary. It's the Wednesday team of Mauro Ranallo, Nigel McGuiness and Beth Phoenix.

MATCH #01 "NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
STREET PROFITS DEFEAT THE UNDISPUTED ERA
A team of gladiators. Four ruthless gladiators, we got here. Montez Forde, Angelo Dawkins, Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish.
The Street Profits going home tonight with the tag team gold again. A very good match by four dominating forces. 👏👏👏👏👏👏 What away to kick off the show.

Wow, that is cool, We have Ricochet returning home with us. Give it up to Ricochet everybody. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Coming up next, this match is totally uncalled for. IO Shirai becoming a bitch for no reason and turning on Candace Larae. I hope Larae kicks Shirai's ass tonight. "GO CANDACE, WE GOT YOUR BACK!"

MATCH #02
IO SHIRAI DEFEAT CANDACE LARAE
LMAO, OMG IO Shirai is cracking me up, lol. Y'all should see her face. IO Shirai can't believe Candace Larae keeps kicking out. IO Shirai finally figured out a way to get Candace Larae down and score her victory. BOOOOOO!!!! 👎👎👎

This is not a scheduled match. Matt Riddle out here seeking revenge on Killian Dane. It look like Mr Riddle got his wish. Here comes the Beast from Belpas, Killian Dane through the crowd gunning for Matt Riddle. This unscheduled fight is turning more into a brawl from Bedlam. NXT officials trying their best to separate the two. Both, Matt Riddle and Killian Dane showing the NXT security, how to mind their business.

2019 NBA Toronto Raptures setting it off with an exclusive introduction made for our NXT North American Champion, The Velveteen Dream.

MATCH #03 "NXT NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP" "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
VELVETEEN DREAM DEFEAT RODERICK STRONG AND PETE DUNNE
This look like an awesome match about to begin. We have three of the top notch competitors inside the ring from NXT. Former, 600+ days, NXT World Champion, Pete Dunne participating in tonight's match. Pete Dunne looking to score another championship under the NXT brand. We can't forget Undisputed Era member, Roderick Strong looking for his first NXT Championship gold.
Who's going home tonight as the new NXT North American Champion.
Of course, I shouldn't have denied him, VELVETEEN DREAM! Our #01 NXT North American Champion reigns again.👏👏👏👏👏👏

Okay, Mia Yim you know I like her. If anyone here that likes Mia Yim, it's me. I have alot of faith in her tonight. Mia Yim maybe paying for tonight's match. I hope she didn't forget what she did to Jessyman Duke and Maritza Shafir, a few Wednesdays ago on NXT.

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT MIA YIM
Damn, I can't believe it no one can beat this bitch. How long have it been since the submission magician, Shayna Baszler held on to that title. I had my heart pulling for Mia Yim. Mia Yim put on an awesome match against Shayna Baszler. Mia Yim showing Shayna Baszler tonight exactly where she comes from. "EAST L. A. BAY BAY! 🙌
The only thing good about this match. Shayna Baszler finally won it on her own. Jessyman Duke and Maritza Shafir nowhere near ringside tonight. I guess they're still suffering from the Mia Yim beat down a few weeks ago.

We finally come to the main event of the night getting ready to close out NXT Takeover Toronto with a 02 out of 03 falls match between Adam Cole and Johnny Gargano. It haven't been a good night for the Undisputed Era. It's now up to the HNIC of the Undisputed Era, "ADAM COLE BAY BAY! Can, Adam Cole put himself and the Undisputed Era in the NXT Takeover Toronto spotlight.

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
"02 OUT OF 03 FALLS"
ADAM COLE DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO IN THE 01ST FALL BY DISQUALIFICATION.
Johnny Gargano getting himself disqualified on purpose. Johnny Gargano looking at it, as if it's no big deal.
Johnny Gargano now looking to turn this match to a street fight going all around the arena making sure Adam Cole pay for everything he ever done to him.

JOHNNY GARGANO DEFEAT ADAM COLE IN THE 02ND FALL

ADAM COLE DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO
Things have changed now. This match is  becoming a 03rd and final match under steel cage conditions.
What the fuck? This is Triple H's idea. Ain't no way is William Regal sadistic enough to come with something like this match. You can't be serious. How many kendu sticks are inside that steel cage placed in between the fences.  Its not just a series of kendu sticks. I can also see a series of steel chairs. I know this isn't Impact but why am I thinking about Abyss right now, lol. This feels like a monster's ball match I'm watching. Omg, are those mallets. Mallets, I knew Triple H had something to do with this. Johnny Gargano reaching for a mallet. I see, Adam Cole going for a ladder. Johnny Gargano wants to have some fun all over, Adam Cole during this match.There's something I forgot to mention, this 03rd fall has been declared a non-disqualification. You know what that means. I can do anything at any cost, no matter what. Omg, I was right this does feels like a monster's ball match. Johnny Gargano with a large duffel bag. Please don't tell me theres thumbtacks in there. WHAT?, Pliers and Brass knuckles to, lol. Who wrote tonight's script? Johnny Gargano wasn't lying to Seth Rollins on Wednesday, when he said he's making tonight's match a street fight.
ADAM COLE BAY BAY, YESSS!!!👊
Coming off swinging from the top of the steel cage from 25 feet in the air taking out Johnny Gargano and scoring the final victory for the final fall. ADAM COLE BAY BAY. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Okay, what a great night, tonight.👏👏👏👏 I think, I had a lovely night. This is probably my best weekend. I'm not looking forward to tomorrow's Summerslam pay per view. I don't think, WWE is messing with their young brand, NXT. Congratulations everyone,  even to the one's we didn't care about. It still was a pay per view. Once again I want to thank Ricochet for coming out tonight and showing support to NXT. As well, thank you to Tyler Bates and Walter who also came here tonight from NXT-UK showing love to their American NXT siblings. I hope everyone had a good time like myself. Check us out here again tomorrow night for WWE SUMMERSLAM. Showtime is at 06pm. Good night everybody get yourselves home safe. ✌