RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER APRIL 2016 ISSUE #02 "WRESTLEMANIA 32"

This isn't a night I expected to come out here for but I'm glad I did. I'm looking forward to what's in store. I already got myself in the middle of a diva extravaganza as I walked in over the videotron.

Right now, everyone's in the middle of the lounge enjoying the kick off show....

BREA BELLA SCORED THE FIRST VICTORY OF THE EVENING, OFF OF 10 DIVAS ....

Oooh, Oooh Lita so hott I miss you, mami

May the best diva win tonight, the winner of tonight's Divas Championship will become the first recipient of the WWE Women's Championship....
See I knew there were always a reason I loved, Lita.... Thank you, mami!
The Women's Championship that's a real championship not to discredit the Divas Championship.

Bring in the Wild Somoans! I think its okay for the Usos to utilize that name and represent their heritage as they kick the Dudley Boyz ass.
USOS, BREAK OUT THE TABLES!

THE USOS DEFEATING THE DUDLEY BOYZ
YES, USOS! YES USOS!  Of course, The Dudley Boyz are soar losers and hypocrites breaking out the tables. Its just too dam bad they felt the pieces of the fiber across their spines.

We have 10 minutes to start time to Wrestlemania 32....

One minute to go I wonder who's the first match.

Okay its about time. Wrestlemania 32 setting it off with Fifth Harmony performing "America The Beautiful".

Okay, first match of Wrestlemania the Intercontinental Ladder match. That's how you set off a pay per view. Following participants Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, Stardust, Sami Zayn, Sin Cara, Zack Ryder, and the champion Kevin Owens.
I haven't seen not one victory made as of yet. All I'm seeing are ladders being flown all around the ring. This match is so cutthroat, every man out for it. I don't want to say this, I want to be wrong. I want to have Kevin Owens walk out of here without the title over his shoulder. You know what would be awesome if Sin Cara manage to capture a victory. That'll be kool, having both Sin Cara and Kalisto caring titles in their team.
Zack Ryder picks up tonight's victory.
WOOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOO YOU KNOW IT!

MATCH #01 ZACK RYDER IS THE NEW, "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!"

Now, Rusty Jabbz I want y'all to repeat after me during this match.... "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS",  "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS", LMAO ........
You could repeat that as many times as you want. I like doing that. Chris Jericho is an JACKASS!
My money is on Aj Styles. I could careless if Chris Jericho wins this match. This is his 13th Wrestlemania, Jericho has nothing to prove. Aj, this is your first night, show em how "PHENOMENAL!" you are.
Jericho your the only idiot I see inside the ring.
Don't tap Styles, don't!
Aj your letting me down. How you let Jericho kick out the "Styles clash".
For an old man, Y2J can really take a beating.
Oh shit, screw you Jericho your still a "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS"

MATCH #02 CHRIS JERICHO DEFEAT AJ STYLES

"DALLASSSS, DON'T BE SOUR!" THE NEW DAY ROCKS! THE NEW DAY ROCKS! THE NEW DAY ROCKS! THE NEW DAY ROCKS!
The New Day going toe to toe against The League of Nations for their tag team titles defending their 224 day reign. I admit there were a time I wasn't behind The New Day.

MATCH #03 THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
Thanks to outside assistance from King Barrett
                   "Six man Tag Team Championship Match"

Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley, Steve Austin entering the ring and taking care of the League of Nations putting their heads to rest from Super kicks to Mr Sock to Stone Cold Stoners.

It's only fuckin 8:21pm this event is awesome, already... earleee

The New Day trying to get Stone Cold to jam with some booty o's
Steve Austin don't dance after a match. He throws back some BREW! You should know that Xavier, Sorry for the stoner, lol.

Okay, Rusty Jabbz we're about to take a journey. Follow me somewhere dark and deep into the dirty crevices of SUPLEX CITY....
SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY
Dean Ambrose is a crazy son of a gun. He's going to kill himself during this match. Sad part he may not even get a victory. Watching this match, you can tell Ambrose was bullied a lot growing up in school. He has a lot of tricks up his sleeves. Here we go, Ambrose about to break out the Terry Funk chainsaw. Omg, that'll be fucked up if he uses it. Then again it is, Broc Lesnar I don't care. I want to see, Dean Ambrose break out the Mick Foley spiked bat. I wouldn't mind seeing him with that. Oh there it is, he got it out now. That was bullshit, of course Lesnar is going to win here tonight. Ambrose never got a chance to even use the spiked bat on him.

MATCH #04 BROC LESNAR DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
                          "NO HOLDS BARRED/ STREET FIGHT"

CONGRATULATIONS TO WWE HALL OF FAME, CLASS OF 2016:
The Godfather, Stan Hansen, The family of The Big Bossman, Jacqueline, The Fabulous Freebirds, Joan Lundan, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Sting

Wrestlemania looking good so far, it's about to get better. We're going into diva action like The Pope this is my best part of the show.
Each diva making an intrigue entrance into the arena.

The crowd up in here is for Sasha, I could feel that.
LET'S GO SASHA!, LET'S GO SASHA!, LET'S GO SASHA!, LET'S GO SASHA! BUT I'LL SETTLE FOR BECKY!
Good one, Becky take out the old man about time.
YES SASHA, BANK STATEMENT, MAKE YOUR STATEMENT TONIGHT GIRL.
THIS IS AWESOME, THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS AWESOME.... Oh I wish I was in the middle of that ring with them broads.
 
MATCH #05 CHARLOTTE DEFEAT SASHA BANKS & BECKY LYNCH          
                     "TRIPLE THREAT DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Charlotte, the new Women's Champion... Her, 197 days reign continue on

This match I have some interests. The Undertaker verses Shane O'Mac. Stipulation "MONDAY NIGHT RAW!" Need I type more.
Shane coming out with his WWE next generation his three boys dancing around at the start of the match. Shane could stay out there as long as he want and have all the fun he wants.
Don't worry about The Undertaker, dam man takes three hours to get his ass down that ramp.
The only question, I got to ask. Will Shane survive The Undertaker's yard?
Shane is taking a lot out of The Undertaker. He maybe able to pull this off. Which sucks if he does because I know there's a lot of you out there who don't want to see The Undertaker go, yet.
I don't know how legit this, Monday Night Raw takeover storyline is. Whatever it is, it seems Shane taking a beating for the return of his grandfather's company.
The Undertaker is out...
Shane's on top of Hell in the Cell.... Shane your wildin'
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
SHANE YOU FUCKIN' CRAZY, YOU COULD HAVE KILLED YOURSELF. Scaling off of an 27 foot high steel cage.
You put your body in harms way, only to go home with 0 results.
That was the dumbest thing I ever seen. Shane you came here seeking ownership of Monday Night Raw. Instead your leaving Wrestlemania out on a stretcher. And, I thought R-Truth was the stupid one in WWE, smh

MATCH #06 THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT SHANE O'MAC
                                     "HELL IN A CELL MATCH"

MATCH #07  WINNER OF ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL, NXT COMPETITOR BARON CORBIN
Diamond Dallas Page, The Big Show, Kane, Shaquille O'Neal, Mark Henry, Damion Sandow, Goldust, R-Truth, Heath Slater, Tatanka, Darren Young, The Ascensions, Jack Swagger, Curtis Axel, Adam Rose, Bo Dallas, The Mongoose, Tyler Breeze, Baron Corbin

                     "ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL"

FINALLY, THE ROCK HAVE COME BACK TO DALLAS....

Dallas have officially broken the attendance record of Wrestlemania 101,763

The Wyatt Family crashing in on The Rock's party. Seriously, guys y'all going to do the butterfly thing up in here. Yes, I get it y'all Bray Wyatt dickriders, lol. I was wondering where was The Wyatt Family. 
The Rock got jokes, lmao
The Rock getting ready for The Wyatt's, right now
ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY

MATCH #08 THE ROCK PINNED ERICK ROWAN IN 06 SECONDS

John Cena lied everybody, he told us he wasn't participating in Wrestlemania this year. I knew he couldn't stay away.
JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS,

MATCH #09 THE ROCK & JOHN CENA DEFEAT BRAY WYATT & BRAUN STROWMAN

Yes, we finally come to the end of the night. It's time for the main event. We're all getting ready for that ROMAN EMPIRE!
This match gonna be fuckin' crazy....
Six months of weight this man been carrying. Tonight is that moment of truth.
This was what I wanted, them to kill each other over tonight's world championship.
Stephanie with the constant interference.
Yes, Roman don't worry the bitch shouldn't have been in the way. Stephanie handing Triple H the sledgehammer.
LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN

MATCH #10 ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT TRIPLE H
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO ROMAN REIGNS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEXT YEAR AT WRESTLEMANIA 33 WILL BE APRIL 02, 2017 LIVE IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER APRIL 2016 ISSUE #01 "NXT TAKEOVER DALLAS!"

Wrestlemania weekend is in full swing as we kick off the night here in Dallas, Tx with an NXT TAKEOVER!

MATCH #01; NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
AMERICAN ALPHA DEFEAT THE REVIVAL
A lot of close pins and near falls during this match. I have my eye on American Alpha. YES, and we have new champions, give it up to the American Alpha!

MATCH #02; AUSTIN ARIES DEFEAT BARON CORBIN:
It's an eye for eye time. You heard this man say it himself (Baron Corbin) sending a message to Austin Aries. Austin Aries making his in ring debut tonight against the Lonewolf Baron Corbin. 

MATCH #03; SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN
He's back, NXT! It's your heart and soul of the company, SAMI ZAYN. That's right Sami Zayn is here tonight on NXT TAKEOVER DALLAS getting ready for his first time competitor. Coming to you live from Japan, "SHINSUKE NAKAMURA!" I want to hear a lot of this is awesome chants during this match because that's what it is.... "AWESOME!" 
If your an NXT fan, you know your watching your dream match.
This match had all the hype and intensity from both Nakamura and Zayn. Shinsuke Nakamura made an excellent first impression here tonight. Sami Zayn still walked away with his head held high. Congratulations, the both of you.

MATCH #04; NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP:
ASUKA DEFEAT BAYLEY.... "NEW NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONS!"
Okay, now we finally have some woman about to come on. It's DIVAS TIME! My 2 favorite NXT Divas, Bayley and Asuka. Stephanie McMahon sitting in the audience watching this match. Y'all know what, she's here for.... "IT'S RECRUITING TIME!" Steph draft Bayley, PLEASE!!!!
I'm all for my girl, Bayley. However if Asuka scores tonight victory I won't be mad at her. Two of the baddest broads from NXT going neck and neck for the Women's championship gold. Oh shit, it happened. Perhaps I jinxed Bayley. I should have been a little more supportive. I'm sorry girl.
Let's hope this happens to Charlotte on Sunday.

MATCH #05; NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP:
FINN BALOR DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
This is a match I'm getting sick of, Somoa Joe and Finn Balor. I'm tired of these two. Somoa Joe have really been intense towards gunning for the championship. I want this feud to end already. They have been feuding forever.
Welcome to NXT, Mr Roode your enjoying what you see.
I apologize if I'm not chanting, "THIS IS AWESOME!" After seeing a match with these two participants for numerous times. You prefer to chant, "THIS IS BORING!"
Oh wuppie, Finn Balor won again. I guess, we'll be seeing these two at one another pretty soon.

A lot of things happening involving Wrestlemania 32. We just finished with tonight's edition of NXT TAKEOVER. Tomorrow, the tour will continue on. Join us tomorrow night for the WWE Hall of Fame. Then on Sunday it's the day everyone will be waiting for.
Special start time for Wrestlemania 32 this Sunday at 7pm. The Wrestlemania 32 kick off show will be broadcasted this Sunday over the USA network at 6pm. Jonathan Coachman will have the entire Wrestlemania 32 covered over ESPN network.

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER MARCH 2016 ISSUE #01 "WWE ROADBLOCK!"

What's going on, Rusty Jabbers.... This isn't my usual evening where I sit back and toss back a few cold ones, as I enjoy a WWE Pay Per View or at least try to enjoy a WWE Pay Per View, LOL.

Tonight there'll be something new going down this evening, as we approach the "Roadblock" taking placing in Toronto, Canada. Look up ahead, we have a lot of traffic and turmoil blocking tonight's path. Enjoy the show everyone.

Okay, Toronto don't be sorrow. Setting it off for the evening will be The New Day. I'm going to be honest I'am not a big New Day fan. Tonight, I'll make an acception only because there facing the League of Nations.

MATCH #01; THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE LEAGUE OF NATION FOR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP



Historic match right here. How many people remember these two the last time they fought? It was about six years ago (2010) when Jack Swagger cashed in the Money In The Bank Briefcase on Chris Jericho and became the World Heavy Weight Champion. My money is on Swagger again, I would love to see him repeat history.

MATCH #02; CHRIS JERICHO DEFEAT JACK SWAGGER



MATCH #03; THE REVIVAL DEFEAT ENZO AMORE AND COLIN CASSIDY FOR NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP



MATCH 04; CHARLOTTE DEFEAT NATALYA FOR THE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
Natalya dedicating tonight's match to her Uncle Bret Hart, how sweet of her.
You know, Charlotte talk about being a champion but with Natalya there are degrees of experience that she's bringing to this match.
I like that Figure 4 verses Figure 8 maneuver btw Natalya and Charlotte taking right now.
Natalya managing to stay alive for Toronto.
Yeah, of course why ain't I surprised, no matter how good Charlotte wrestles she still must utilize the ropes for leverage and her father for interference.
She just ruined a great match.


MATCH 05; BROC LESNAR DEFEAT LUKE HARPER
Its time for revenge now....
Ummm, excuse me I thought this match was btw Bray Wyatt and Broc Lesnar. It figures that Bray Wyatt would chicken out and let his right hand man, Luke Harper fill in for him.
The match didn't take too long. Okay, cool but Luke Harper wasn't the actual opponent. Is Bray Wyatt going to get his ugly buzzard ass in the ring now. Of course not, he's going to run away up the ramp from Broc Lesnar like the coward he is. This wasn't what I was expecting. What can you expect from them dam, Wyatts.


MATCH 06; SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT STARDUST
Look at this goof. I haven't seen him around much, Stardust. These two are going at one another, back and forth, blow for blow. I know, the skills of Sami Zayn from NXT I can vouch for him. To be honest, I haven't seen Stardust fight this great before. For a match that wasn't about anything, no championship titles involved. These two put on an excellent performance. I really hope Sami Zayn gets the Intercontinental title shot against Kevin Owens at Wrestle Mania.



MATCH O7; TRIPLE H DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
It's time to play The Game, whether we like it or not, LOL!
This that moment of the night everyone been waiting for including myself.
This is that social media question I've been hearing all week that never got answered.
"Who will Dean Ambrose fight at Wrestle Mania after tonight's match his enemy or his brother?"
Toronto get ready for your answer because we're about to find out....
Make way Toronto for the "Ambrose Asylum!"


Dean Ambrose may not have won tonight's match and became World Champion. He doesn't have anything to worry about nor be ashamed of. He put on a hell of match and gave Triple H a run for his money. I guarantee you, Triple H will not forget tonight. Triple H have more to think about in a matter of 3 weeks against Roman Reigns at Wrestle Mania, Sunday April 03, 2016.

As the show come to an end lets all cheer "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!"


Thank you to the WWE for tonight's pay per view of the Roadblock.

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER FEBRUARY 2016 ISSUE #03 "HOUSE OF GLORY!"

Tonight is a night of glory... I've been looking forward to the House of Glory wrestling event. Taking place this evening in the heart of Woodhaven, Queens. I can't remember the last time I've been invited to an independent wrestling event. Today is going to bring back some memories. The last time, I attended an independent wrestling show. Those were my days when I was employed working with the city within the Woodhaven community. I can't wait until this evening. There is a heavy plate of food waiting to be served to us. Scheduled performance for tonight coming from the Elks Lodge, Amazing Red, Solomon Crowe, J.T. Dunn, Ken "CashMoney" Broadway, HOG World Champion' Smiley, HOG Elite Champion' Anthony "The Rogue" Gangone, HOG Tag Team Champions' Private Party that's only a few superstars to name. There will be plenty more action for tonight.



I' am going to be honest. This isn't starting out like I've planned it. I seemed to have gotten myself lost through the MTA system. I last remembered, being on the E- train. The E- train is what I planned to take into Queens and transfer for the R- train at Roosevelt Avenue. For some reason, the E- train doesn't seem like its running on its normal route this weekend. The E- train is only scheduling to go to 21st/ Queensbridge station. I found myself here on Roosevelt Island left stranded. I couldn't believe this. This MTA mishap was starting to spoil my wrestling mood for the evening. It have already been an hour to the opening bell and I'm not even there yet. All this trying to figure out the subway route only made matters worse.



I finally did figure out the alternate route to get me on my journey. Needless to say, what was the point. Honestly, I should have made an U-turn and just went back home. Instead of continuing to push myself to get to an wrestling event that gave me so much headache. To be honest, it wasn't worth it. I can't believe I killed myself to get out here for this. Don't get me wrong, I' am not saying the show was bad. I'm just saying, it wasn't worth my time. I should have stayed home. Or, perhaps gotten myself into another engagement for tonight. Being here, this evening didn't quite appeal to me like I expected. The majority of my evening was spent beside the bar. That's a much better place to be than this cheesy ass ring and gym. I couldn't bring myself to go back into the gym. The gym was too hot anyway. Baking like we're kabobs on a stick, over a grill.



I spent $20.00 on tonight's wrestling show. If anyone were to ask me, I would tell them.... "I spent $19.00 too much, LOL!"

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER FEBRUARY 2016 ISSUE #02 "WWE FASTLANE PAY PER VIEW!"

"WWE LIVE FASTLANE! SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2016

Yes I made it in time. I never planned to be in the Fastlane, myself but I'm glad I'am here for the evening. WWE, coming to you live from the AT & T arena in Cleveland, Ohio.

Ooh, look who we have here. Isn't she a beautiful piece of cake to go with my tonight's dinner. Fastlane, kicking it off with a divas match. Entering the arena is "THE BOSS!" Sasha Banks. Oh how I wish she was my boss. Followed by her partner/ alliance of the night, Becky Lynch. Taking on Naomi and Tamina in a divas tag team match.

MATCH #01
SASHA BANKS AND BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT NAOMI AND TAMINA



MATCH #02; INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP:
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER AND RETAIN HIS INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Why am I not surprised? Dolph Ziggler been dominating Kevin Owens in the ring for the past couple of weeks. The one night come involving the championship, of course Kevin Owens manage to defeat his competitor. WWE don't care about Dolph Ziggler. If they did, they would have at least let Ziggler capture an Intercontinental victory in his hometown of Cleveland.



Now, I don't know if you will call this next match here a Fastlane. This next match is more of an "Uglylane", lol. OMG, just look at these monsters.... BIG SHOW, KANE & RYBACK Vs THE WYATT FAMILY. Talk about gross. Hey, I know I'm routing for the good team but I still know what ugly is.
I wonder if Kane is intimidated by Braun Strowman, that is so huge. He's so big, he makes Big John Stud feel like a child. Lol, you know what's so funny. What's that thing, The Big Show use to call himself, "The World Largest Athlete". The Big Show haven't felt so large coming in contact with Braun Strowman these past weeks, lol.

MATCH #03
RYBACK, KANE & THE BIG SHOW DEFEAT THE WYATT FAMILY, SENDING THE WYATT'S BACK TO HELL!



This next match, coming up I have my doubts. Quite frankly I don't think if the title changes hands in this match. It won't be for the right reason. I don't have anything against, Brie Bella. Every diva deserve a shot at the divas gold but earn the gold for a legitimate purpose.
It's Brie turn to do some mocking, WOOOOOO!, LOL! GO BRIE! Charlotte not taking this match seriously or rather she's not taking Brie serious. I must admit, Brie is a bit emotional entering this match. Let's hope it doesn't cost her. Okay, it look like we're about to see some "BRIE MODE". I kind of like Brie mode, anything's better than Nik mode. Brie may have injured her left leg coming off the top rope. OMG, Brie had it. Holding, Charlotte inside the "YES" lock. Brie left leg might have gave out. Allowing, Charlotte to gain strength and pull away.

MATCH #04; DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP:
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT BRIE BELLA RETAINING HER DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP



Uh oh, getting ready WWE fans and Rusty Jabbz followers, its the match we've been waiting for all night. To some the man, we've been waiting for as well to enter the WWE. Give it up to, "AJ STYLES!" You know how long its been. Now that he's here, Aj Styles get to compete with big mouth athletes like his next opponent, Chris Jericho. You know who, Chris Jericho remind me of. Remember the Impact days of Aj Styles Vs Christopher Daniels. Chris Jericho is the same kind of ass, Christopher Daniels was in Impact.
I hope no one has money. I wouldn't bet on this match. What a match we're having? Will there be a pin? I don't see it. I see double count out victory or draw. Aj correct me, I'm wrong. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Thank you, Aj for winning and shutting the WWE the FUCK UP!

MATCH #05; RUBBER MATCH:
AJ STYLES DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO .
Chris Jericho, finally stuck his hand out and gave Aj Styles the respect he deserve. They are now, 02 on 02.
that is why, my AJ is so "PHENOMENAL!



Ok, this is good. I get a break. I hope y'all won't be mad at me if I choose not to write anything about the Cutting Edge segment. Edge and Christian making an appearance during the pay per view, big wop. I'm going to get me something to eat. "Writing is hunger!"

Yeah, I'm sorry guys but Rusty Jabbz don't acknowledge cheesy entertainment added to a pay per view.
Oh, wow really these dufuses. WWE, really making us wait for the main event. I'm not in the mood for the Social Outcast. If you wanna see a Social Outcast, log onto one of my media pages. This is such a waste of time. R-Truth Vs Curtis Axel. Do you really care who scores a victory in this match? Goldust is here! I was wondering when he was going to appear to screw R-Truth's match. He's been screwing everything else in R-Truth's life the past several weeks. This is a stupid storyline. Who wrote this crap? R-Truth turning down Goldust's partnership offer that's suppose to be funny.

MATCH #06
CURTIS AXEL DEFEAT R-TRUTH



MATCH #07; TRIPLE THREAT MATCH:
ROMAM REIGNS DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE AND BROC LESNAR
TONIGHT'S STIPULATION: Whoever wins tonight match, will go onto face Triple H in Wrestle Mania for the WWE World Title.
The main event is on. You have one bully in the yard going face to face with two brothers. Two brothers who are willing to destroy their relationship for what matters, coming April 03rd.
It's 10:30 pm, we have an half hour to this match. Broc Lesnar already setting things off with an Suplex City. Dean Ambrose saving Roman Reigns from a pin by Broc. It's early, I know there are a lot of you out there praying for the break up of the last two Shield members. Lol, Dean Ambrose has finally taken down The Beast known as, Broc Lesnar. Planting him straight below the belt. It's all legal in this match. Broc Lesnar have been taken out. Okay, everyone you've gotten your wish. It is now time for Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose to go blow for blow. Incredible work being done between Reigns and Ambrose. It's been twice they planted Lesnar through an announcement table. These two back in the ring at each other. I got to agree with JBL. "GREAT FRIENDS, MUCH BETTER ENEMIES!" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, ROMAN REIGNS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Roman Reigns gaining the opportunity again at WWE World Championship Gold

HERE COMES THE GAME! Triple H on his way to the ring to meet with Roman Reigns
42 Nights from now Roman Reigns will face Triple H for the WWE World Title





WWE WRESTLE MANIA 32 SUNDAY, APRIL 03, 2016 LIVE IN DALLAS, TEXAS

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 2016 Issue #01 "Tribute to Big L!"

BIG L... REST IN PEACE!!!
https://youtu.be/9_lcVHeeBoA

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER JANUARY 2016 ISSUE #01 "WWE ROYAL RUMBLE"

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER PRESENTS.... WWE ROYAL RUMBLE

Coming to you, live from Orlando Florida we're kicking off our night with the last man standing match featuring Dean Ambrose versus Kevin Owens for the Intercontinental Championship Title. There will be no pin falls, nor will there be submissions. The only way to seize victory, is to make sure your competitor have been incapacitated before the count of ten.
Dean Ambrose, he's doing a very good job in this last man standing match for a first time. This is an awesome way to set off, Royal Rumble. Dean Ambrose putting his own self in harms way to get Kevin Owens down. A lot of wreckage taking place during this match. You have no choice but to ask, "Will either of these competitors be competing in the rumble later?"
Dean Ambrose defeat Kevin Owens and retained his Intercontinental Championship, tonight. Most importantly, Dean Ambrose survived the last man standing match.

MATCH #01; LAST MAN STANDING: DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS


Here comes, Rudy (Kofi Kingston) and Booty (Big E),lol. Where's Tootie (Xavier)? Tootie got a new trombone. What Francesca #02! I can't stand these pie holes. I hope the Usos slaughter them tonight. The Usos challenging The New Day for their tag team championships. Something that neither member deserve. They need to do something about Xavier's ring interference. He needs to be band from ringside. Of course, these dicks are going to continue to win. As long as, Xavier is by there side interferring. The New Day will remain champion. BOOOOOOO!!!!!!

MATCH #02; THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE USOS, REMAINING THEIR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP


As for this match, anyone can kick this puto's ass. I'll definitely stand behind that person. I don't give a shit about Alberto Del Rio. Hornswoggle could fight Alberto Del Rio. And, I'll still stand behind Hornswoggle. Del Rio is a dick! Yes, I believe we have a new champion/ 2X United States Champion. Kalisto conquering his victory here tonight over the bastard of the WWE, Alberto Del Rio.

MATCH #03; Kalisto defeat Alberto Del Rio for the United Stated Championship


Ok, Rusty Jabbz followers this is the match I've been waiting for. Charlotte versus Becky Lynch for the Divas Championship. Becky Lynch want to capture what Charlotte owns. She kind of feels that Charlotte is no longer a woman that is worthy to carry the precious gold. Charlotte who have been carrying the divas championship for the past 124 days have gone spoiled, bitchy and arrogant towards her former friends. Becky Lynch tonight is out here to prove who's really worthy of being called a champion. What did I mention earlier about interference at ringside. We have the dirtiest player in the game, Ric Flair giving assist to Charlotte in anyway to help her hold on to her title. Real cheap shot Ric tossing your jacket over Becky's face to block her vision.

MATCH #04; Charlotte defeat Becky Lynch, remaining her divas championship
Look who's back, its "The Boss" Sasha Banks returning off her injury list. Making her statement with the bank statement being planted on Charlotte. A bold and deep message, letting it be known. It's Sasha's Time!



MATCH #05; THE ROYAL RUMBLE ONE VERSE ALL:
Entry #01 Roman Reigns
I'm sorry I needed to step away from my computer. I wanted something to eat. I don't have a clue who entry #02 happen to be. I'am just glad that I came back in time to see, the premiere of Aj Styles. I was so happy when I seen that. This is his first Royal Rumble appearance. I hope he'll be making a first Monday Night Raw appearance. Aj Styles, it feels good to have some talent on the roster for a change.
Entry #03 Aj Styles his first Royal Rumble
Entry #04 Tyler Breeze his first Royal Rumble
Entry #05 Curtis Axel making up for his last Royal Rumble. Technically, he never entered the ring yet. This have been bothering Curtis Axel for a year now. He finally have his chance to do something about it.
Entry #06 Chris Jericho
Entry #07 Kane his eighteenth Royal Rumble. The best Royal Rumble fighter, known in history for eliminating the most superstars over the years. The total is forty two.
Entry #08 Goldust his eleventh Royal Rumble
Entry #09 Ryback his fourth Royal Rumble
Entry #10 Kofi Kingston
Entry #11 Titus O'neill his third Royal Rumble
Entry #12 R-Truth his eighth Royal Rumble. I swear, what the hell is wrong with R-Truth. Why is the man bringing a ladder out for this match. This isn't a ladder match. R-Truth I get it, you got screwed at last year's Money In The Bank pay per view. You can't wait till then to make up for it. I swear, that man is a moran.
Entry #13 Luke Harper
Entry #14 Stardust his eighth Royal Rumble
Entry #15 The Big Show his eleventh Royal Rumble
Entry #16 Neville his first Royal Rumble
Entry #17 Braun Strowman his first Royal Rumble
Entry #18 Kevin Owen his first Royal Rumble
These were the two superstars I thought never was going to enter the rumble later on. I'am glad to see, both Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose managing to stand on their feet, after a tremendous throw down setting off tonight's pay per view event.
Entry #19 Dean Ambrose his third Royal Rumble
Entry #20 Sam Zaine his first Royal Rumble
Entry #21 Eric Rowan
Entry #22 Mark Henry his eighth Royal Rumble
Entry #23 Broc Lesnar his second Royal Rumble
Entry #24 Jack Swagger his sixth Royal Rumble
Entry #25 The Miz his ninth Royal Rumble, look like he's scared to enter the ring while Broc Lesnar is in there.
Entry #26 Alberto Del Rio his third Royal Rumble
Entry #27 Bray Wyatt, all alone it seems Broc Lesnar eliminated the whole Wyatt family.
Entry #28 Dolph Ziggler his eighth Royal Rumble
Entry #29 Sheamus his fourth Royal Rumble
Entry #30 Triple H his ninth Royal Rumble, this was definitely a shocker seeing The Game enter The Rumble at #30. What a surprise it was, with only 04 men left for him. Roman Reigns being one of those four men left. Triple H managing to toss Roman Reigns over the ring, as well. Roman Reigns is no longer the World Heavy Weight Champion. No one ever expected, Triple H would come out of hiatus and participate in the rumble capturing the World Heavy Weight Championship.

Oh, my lord this match is crazy. It been crazy all evening. I have goosebumps out here. I can't believe what I'm seeing and hearing, Triple H is a 14X Champion. What a marvelous performance every superstar put on. I didn't expect that. To be honest, I don't think anyone did. What away for the Authority to finally screw Roman Reigns out of his title. The match was great up until that I guess you can say. There were its ups and its downs. There were certain times during this rumble where we could of had any member of the Wyatt family as our new World Heavy Weight Champion. Considering the fact that they were the one's dominating the majority of the match. Of course, that was until Broc Lesnar eliminated every single member of the Wyatt family. But, you know the Wyatt's do not play fair and this match is no disqualification. The Wyatt family reentering the rumble only to embarrass and make a fool out of Broc Lesnar with his elimination. I would like to congratulate Chris Jericho for lasting over 50 minutes in this year's Royal Rumble. Also, I would like to congratulate Aj Style for his first time in the Royal Rumble for lasting about 30 minutes. It is not bad for your first premiere. And, to everyone else congratulations, thank you for tonight's performance.
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