WRESTLEMANIA WEEKEND
There use to be a time when that was such a big deal. I'm going out to a watchparty for Wrestlemania42 Night 01. It's been a long time since I've been to a wrestling pay per view, watch party. Let me tell you something it wasn't easy to find. Tonight is set onto the Basketball play offs. Wrestlemania42 isn't primary in New York. Fortunately I was lucky to come across three locations in the city conducting a Wrestlemania42 watch party.
I want to go out and have a good time. I know I'll probably run into a few people from the chat room. It's been a long time since I gotten outside my house on a weekend. It doesn't matter on who I'am routing for. Everyone got their eyes and picks on Randy Orton 15 for the WWE Undisputed Champion, Liv Morgan for the WWE Women's Champion. I know the matches I care about no one gives a shit. So, let's just sit back and "YEPILW".
MATCH #01
"WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE VISION
& LA KNIGHT. ISHOWSPEED
Logan Paul upset with Ishowspeed for ruining the match and not following the plan. Logan Paul and Austin Aries turning on Ishowspeed. LA Knight and The Usos coming to Ishowspeed rescue. LA Knight holding down Logan Paul across the commentary table. Ishowspeed from the top of the ring post onto Logan Paul splitting it in half, lmao.
Ishowspeed tithe have been broken with the The Vision. Ishowspeed, The Usos and LA Knight all YEETIN' in the ring at the expense of Logan Paul, lol.
WINNER; LA KNIGHT AND THE USOS
MATCH #02
"UNSANCUTIONED MATCH"
WWE & TKO ISN'T LIABLE OF THE ACTIONS TAKEN PLACE DURING THE MATCH
JACOB FATU DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE
WINNER; JACOB FATU
MATCH #03
"WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRIE BELLA & PAIGE DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS & CHARLOTTE FLAIR, BAYLEY & LYRA VALKYRIA, NIA JAX &
LASH LEGEND
The Bellas called in an old friend to fill in for Nikki Bella, "PAIGE" Paige returning to WWE hoping to capture gold.
WINNER; BRIE BELLA & PAIGE
AND NEW WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
"THE MAN HAVE COME BACK TO LAS VEGAS!" BECKY LYNCH
Here comes Aj Lee with her skipping squad of children.
MATCH #04
"WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT AJ LEE
Jessika Karr, Becky Lynch's favorite referee once again monitoring the match. (sarcasm)
Becky Lynch using Jessika Karr as a shield. Aj Lee knocking her out.
Becky Lynch slamming Aj Lee into a exposed turnbuckle. Becky Lynch pinning Aj Lee.
WINNER; BECKY LYNCH
AND NEW WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION
MATCH #05
GUNTHER DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
This match is going to be interesting considering Gunther and Seth Rollins have never crossed path before.
Bron Breakker is back, from out of nowhere with a spear taking down Seth Rollins. Making it easy for Gunther to place the sleeper on Seth Rollins until he faded. After the match,
Bron Breakker wasn't finished with Seth Rollins. Bron Breakker continued with another spear running down the runway into Seth Rollins.
WINNER; GUNTHER
CLASS OF 2026; HALL OF FAME
Dennis Rodman
Bad News Brown
The Demolition
Sid Vicious
Aj Styles
Stephanie McMahon
MATCH #06
"WWE WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
LIV MORGAN DEFEAT STEPHANIE VAQUER
Liv Morgan feeling herself. Everyone in Las Vegas got to witness her horrible music video "Trouble" live.
Here comes the Judgement Day.
Stephanie Vaquer taking out Roxanne Perez and Raquel Rodriguez.
Liv Morgan tossing Stephanie Vaquer into the steel steps. Liv Morgan tossing Stephanie Vaquer back in the ring planting the oblivion on Stephanie Vaquer.
WINNER: LIV MORGAN
AND NEW WWE WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION
Wrestlemania 42 Night One Attendance 50, 816
John Cena calling out Bianca Bel Air
Bianca Bel Air is pregnant.
MATCH #07
"WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP"
CODY RHODES DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
GO HOME PAT, GO HOME, GO HOME PAT.... Pat McAfee and Randy Orton attacking Cody Rhodes before the start of the match. Cody Rhodes laying Pat McAfee on the foreign announce table. Jelly Roll coming down hard onto Pat McAfee from the other announce table splitting it in two.
Pat McAfee being carried out of the arena on a stretcher.
Cody Rhodes is Angry Rhodes. Cody Rhodes showing no mercy. Randy Orton busted open. Cody Rhodes thinking like The Viper.
Randy Orton with an RKO on Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes kicks out.
Cody Rhodes with an RKO on Randy Orton. Randy Orton kicks out.
Cody Rhodes banging Randy Orton's head up against the announce table.
Randy Orton with a Cody cutter on Cody Rhodes. Pat McAfee running down the running down the runway disguise as a referee. Cody Rhodes kicked out. Cody Rhodes with a Cody cutter on Pat McAfee. Cody Rhodes with a Cody cutter on Randy Orton. Randy Orton never kicked out. Cody Rhodes still champion.
Randy Orton with the Undisputed Championship across the head of Cody Rhodes followed by two punts.
WINNER; CODY RHODES
AND STILL WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION
Wrestlemania42 Night One is over. Tonight wasn't great at all. When have a Wrestlemania been great. I learned over the years to just roll with the punches. I had a good evening but before I head back to Brooklyn. There's an awesome cannabis shop up the block. I'm going to get me a nice Oz of endo and get my high on, at my crib.
As for Night Two will I be returning here tomorrow, probably not. Will I watch Night Two tomorrow, to be determine. In the meantime I hope everyone else who came out tonight to Chelsea Bell to view Wrestlemania42 had a good time and if you didn't like it. I hope you got better enjoyment downstairs with Knicks game.
Dj Handspin Dinero
Rusty Jabbz Out
UPCOMING WWE/NXT PLE'S:
Saturday, May 09, 2026
Sunday, May 31, 2026
SUMMERSLAM - Sunday, August 2nd
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