Friday, July 5, 2024

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2024 "Money In The Bank" Issue #01


Omg, MITB, what an awesome acronym "Money In The Bank". An awesome pay per view on top. I remember the first time WWE came to New York for Money In The Bank.
However, I do not recall which arena it took place in. It doesn't matter, I had an awesome time and I know the people of Toronto, Canada are looking for the same good time I had. 


Back to back pay per views, this weekend in Toronto. WWE Money In The Bank, tonight. Tomorrow night, NXT Heatwave.
Happy Independence Day πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ coming from Canada. We have five matches on the card. Out of these five matches. There are only two matches on the card that really matters the "Mens and Womens Money In The Bank". Six females in the match, Chelsea Green, Naomi, Zoey Stark, Lyra Valkyria, Tiffany Stratton and Iyo Sky. Whoever captures the MITB briefcase get a shot at the Women's World Championship of there choice. Who do you think will be leaving Canada with the MITB briefcase? 


The same rules apply for our males  participating in the Men's MITB. We have Main Event Jey Uso, We have HIM Carmelo Hayes, We have EL Idiolo Andrade, We have Master Chad Gable, We have The Megastar
L.A. Knight "YEAH!" and the Scottman Drew McIntyre. 
There are alot of noble competitors in this match. It can go either way but only one must climb that ladder πŸͺœ and unhook that briefcase.
The hype is all over, Jey Uso and LA Knight. 
"YEET" " "YEAH" "YEET" "YEAH" 
I have my money set on Drew McIntyre. Drew McIntyre keep on getting screwed out of the WWE Heavyweight Championship. Since the beginning of 2024. Right now, Drew McIntyre is at the back of the line. He'll be competing against five competitors who are just as hungry and determined as him. Good luck to Drew McIntyre. 


Another match someone needs good luck in is Sami Zayn. I have a feeling Sami Zayn will retain his Intercontinental Championship. I just want to say, Good luck to Sami Zayn after the match. Sami Zayn tonight is defending his championship up against Bull Bron Breakker, lol. Bron Breakker is built like a Mack truck.
We all seen what happened to Sami Zayn this past Monday on Raw. 
Bron Breakker with 03 spears into Sami Zayn's ribs. Damn near cuttin' the man in half. 


There are some other matches, I have an interest. Like Damien Priest verses Seth Rollins for the WWE Heavyweight Championship. Huge stipulation for both parties. Do you know if Seth Rollins defeat Damien Priest tonight. He must walk away from The Judgement Day. Can you imagine Damien Priest walking away from The Judgement Day. Technically, Damien Priest doesn't really need them. It's not like he haven't been a singles performer before. 
What about Seth Rollins? If Damien Priest defeats him. Seth can't no longer request a match for the WWE Heavyweight Championship, as long as Damien Priest is still champion.
Can I be honest I think, Damien Priest is going to remain as WWE Heavyweight Champion. Regardless of the fact that The Judgement Day haven't been on the same page the last couple of weeks. 
Besides, Damien Priest has something to prove to all you chatroom playahataz. You think these wrestlers don't read what we write about them. 


Before I go any further. I would like to share my deepest sympathy to Kevin Owens and his mother. Kevin Owens explained what happened to her, last night on Smackdown. K.O. I hope your mother pulls through and get better. I know how it is bro to have an sick mother. I just hope your mom's sickness isn't too bad and she makes it. Just keeping praying. God Bless! πŸ™Œ πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»


Traitor Stratus is back tonight. Is she a Traitor tonight. I'll take my comment back. I will never what she did last year.
Trish Stratus hosting, Money In The Bank. 


Samantha Irvin, singing the American National Anthem.
Rylan James, singing the Canadian National Anthem.


MATCH #01
01. "Men's MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT JEY USO, ANDRADE, LA KNIGHT, CHAD GABLE AND CARMELO HAYES 
Andrade setting up the ladder. Carmelo don't miss. Andrade coming down off the ladder. 
Chad Gable with the stingray on Carmelo. 
Chad Gable setting up the ladder. LA Knight with a backbreaker on Chad Gable across a ladder. LA Knight and Carmelo going at it. 
Now there's two ladders in the ring. Carmelo going for the briefcase. Chad Gable going for the briefcase. Drew McIntyre slamming Chad Gable onto a ladder. LA Knight with the BFT on Drew McIntyre. 
Andrade climbing the ladder. Carmelo and Andrade grabbing the briefcase. They fell on a bunch of ladders. Chad Gable climbing the ladder. Jey Uso removing the ladder. Chad Gable swinging in the ring while he hold onto the briefcase. Chad Gable dropped onto the canvas. Jey Uso coming back in the ring. Drew McIntyre with a claymore kick on Jey Uso. There weren't anyone around. Everyone was layed outside the ring.
Drew McIntyre setting up a ladder and climb the ladder to retrieve the briefcase. 
Drew McIntyre is Mr Money In The Bank 


MATCH #02
"INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SAMI ZAYN VS BRON BREAKKER 
Bron Breakker with a DDT on Sami Zayn off the top rope.
Bron Breakker closelined Sami Zayn. 
Sami Zayn with a bluethunder bomb on Bron Breakker. 
Bron Breakker with the Frankensteiner on Sami Zayn. 
Bron Breakker with the jumping closeline onto Sami Zayn across the announce table.
It's possible, Bron Breakker may have tweaked his knee. 
Bron Breakker lining up for a spear. Sami Zayn hitting Bron Breakker with the helluva kick. 
Sami Zayn, remain Intercontinental Championship. 


John Cena is here. John Cena announced his retirement from WWE, 2025.


MATCH #03
"WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
DAMIEN PRIEST VS SETH ROLLINS 
I have an interest in this match based on its stipulations behind it. It doesn't make it a good match. I just have a curiosity of the outcome. I really don't care about neither opponent. 
Damien Priest taking the fight to Seth Rollins. Damien Priest keep looking up the ramp to make sure no Judgement Day members are coming to the ring. I think, Damien Priest need to look out for more than just Judgement Day. He need to keep his eyes on Mr MITB, Drew McIntyre. 
Speaking of Drew McIntyre here he comes. Drew McIntyre cashing in his MITB briefcase. 


MATCH #04
"WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
"TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE AND SETH ROLLINS 
CM Punk getting involved in the match. 
CM Punk beating the hell out of Seth Rollins and then tossing him through the timekeeper's area.
CM Punk choking the life out of Drew McIntyre with one of the cables by the announce tables. CM Punk beating the hell out of Drew McIntyre and tossing him back inside the ring. 
Damien Priest didn't want to win this way. 
Damien Priest remain WWE Heavyweight Champion.


MATCH #05
" WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK "
TIFFANY STRATTON DEFEAT NAOMI, ZOEY STARK, LYRA VALKYRIA, CHELSEA GREEN AND IYO SKY 
Chelsea Green left alone in the ring. All the females running for ladders. Iyo Sky and Tiffany Stratton in the ring going one on one. Lyra Valkyria sending Iyo Sky crashing into a ladder. Lyra Valkyria setting up a ladder. Zoey Stark kicking Lyra Valkyria off the ladder. Zoey Stark slamming Lyra Valkyria onto a ladder. Naomi going for a ladder. Tiffany Stratton slamming Naomi onto a ladder. Tiffany Stratton taking out everyone with a swanton. Lyra Valkyria climbing up the ladder. Iyo Sky stomping the hell out of Lyra Valkyria. Zoey Stark dragging Iyo Sky from the ladder. 
Naomi going for a table . Chelsea Green slamming Naomi into the metal steps. 
We got four ladders in the ring. Lyra Valkyria was close, Zoey Stark pulling her from the briefcase. Zoey Stark climbing the ladder. Iyo Sky climbing the ladder. Iyo Sky with the genius of the sky from the top of the ladder while holding Zoey Stark. 
Chelsea Green climbing the ladder. Chelsea Green almost had the briefcase unhooked.
Tiffany Stratton on another ladder climbing. Tiffany Stratton pushing Chelsea Green off her ladder. Chelsea Green going through two tables. Tiffany Stratton unhooking the briefcase and becoming Miss Money In The Bank.


MATCH #06 
"SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
THE NEW BLOODLINE DEFEAT CODY RHODES, RANDY ORTON AND KEVIN OWENS 
Solo Sikoa said, he's not leaving here tonight until  Cody Rhodes acknowledge him, as the New Tribal Chief. 
A little preview match to "Bad Blood"
Randy Orton manage to tag in Kevin Owens.
The Bloodline has the advantage. 
Kevin Owens being kept from his partners. 
This is a mugging. 
Cody Rhodes have yet to be tagged in. 
Kevin Owens finally got the chance to tag in Cody Rhodes. Here comes the American Nightmare. 
Cody Rhodes kick Solo Sikoa with a low blow.
Cody Rhodes setting up for a pedigree 
Solo Sikoa inadvertinely knocked out the referee 
This match have gone to hell. There's no official out here. It's strictly turmoil and chaos. 
The referee finally manage to wake up at the right time to count out Solo Sikoa.
Solo Sikoa pinned Cody Rhodes.

I just want to thank everyone who watched Money In The Bank tonight. Some of you may have thought it was awesome. Some of you may have thought it sucked. That's the beauty of wrestling, its not meant to be 100% 
We watch these pay per views to have a good time. Especially on a weekend like this. 
"HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, to everyone. 



Upcoming WWE Pay Per View Events:

    Sunday, July 07, 2024

    Saturday, July 13, 2024 ABEMA PPV 
    MARUFUJI VERSUS AJ STYLES 
 
    Saturday, August 03, 2024

    Saturday, August 31, 2024

    Saturday, October 05, 2024
 
    Saturday, November 02, 2024 

     Saturday, November 30, 2024

     December, 2024  TBA
    








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