RUSTY JABBZ ENTERTAINMENT.BLOGSPOT.COM NEWSLETTER: Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2024 Issue #02 "ROYAL RUMBLE"

Today is the day, in only a couple of hours we'll be watching the Royal Rumble coming to you live from St. Petersburg, FL.

It isn't much to discuss considering the card for tonight's Royal Rumble only has 04 matches scheduled. We have the United States Championship with Logan Paul putting his title on the line against Kevin Owens. Logan Paul, the internet cockaroach that uses WWE as a boost to his own career. My pick for this match is Kevin Owens. I have my doubts though. We all know how Kevin Owens love to fight. He maybe doing alot of fighting not just against Logan Paul. You can not rule out his (aka goons) alliances. Kevin Owens don't have anyone, he's all alone in that ring.

A couple of weeks ago on Smackdown, Logan Paul had some legal documents drafted up for Kevin Owens stating the usage of the cast around Kevin Owens hand. "If that cast is used during the match, Logan Paul has plausible cause to stop the match from going any further,"

Talk about a sneak and a scumbag to come up with a default concept like that.

Speaking of scumbags let's talk about our current champion, Roman Reigns. They have him scheduled tonight in a fatal four way match against 03 men from Smackdown that would love to see his title reign come to an end. Roman Reigns against Aj Styles, LA Knight and Randy Orton. Each of these 03 opponents have their own personal claim and vengeance seeking towards the Tribal Chief.

Will, Roman Reigns survive tonight?

He always does, Roman Reigns can not fight in a match without (the goonline) the Bloodline.

Enough talking about these two bogus matches. Let's talk about what people came out here to see. The Men's and Women's Royal Rumble. My pick for the Men's Royal Rumble will be Cody Rhodes. Make Cody Rhodes a 02X Royal Rumble winner tonight. Don't no one deserve it more than him. All the crap, beatings and matches he defended in 2023. Cody Rhodes always came out on top. I know Cody Rhodes is probably going to get his ass kicked tonight. Don't sleep on Cody Rhodes, he can take an ass whupping. He can give one too. A true workhorseman is Cody Rhodes.

Now with the Women's Royal Rumble its a little more difficult. I don't have one pick to choose. There are alot of options and good ones. We have Bianca Bel Air, Becky Lynch, Zoey Stark, Nia Jax, Raquel Rodriguez. Alot of top female competitors will be inside that ring. Who have the compatibility of taking down the champion of choice. Whether it's, Rhea Ripley or Iyo Sky.

You want to know the sad part about the Women's Royal Rumble. The majority of the females inside of this match. Figure about 80% are gunning for Rhea Ripley's WWE Women's World Championship. There looking to end her title reign.

No one really cares about Iyo Sky, as a champion. Maybe if Bianca Bel Air, Michin, Zelina Vega or Shotzi wins the rumble. One of these Smackdown opponents will go after Iyo Sky's title.

Maybe, Bayley's dream will finally come true. She accomplished so much in the WWE. The one thing Bayley never accomplished was winning a Royal Rumble. You never know it could happen. Bayley wins the Royal Rumble and turn on the Damage Ctrl to face Iyo Sky for her title at Wrestlemania 40.

There's alot going on this evening. To all my Rusty Jabbers and social media observants enjoy the pay per view.

THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA BEGINS....

PAT MCAFEE IS BACK! Corey Graves doesn't seem happy. Two years in row, Pat McAfee guest hosting the royal rumble. Corey Graves upset with Michael Cole because he kept it from him, lol.

MATCH #01

30 WOMEN ROYAL RUMBLE

01. Natalya

02. Naomi, Welcome Back!, Welcome Back!

03. Bayley

04. Candace Lerae

05. Jordynne Grace, wow she's participating.

06. Indi Hartwell

07. Asuka

08. Ivy Nile

09. Katana Chance

10. Bianca Bel Air

11. Kairi Sane

12. Tegan Nox

13. Kayden Carter

14. Chelsea Green

15. Piper Niven

16. Xia Li

17. Zelina Vega

18. Maxxine Dupri

19. Nia Jax

20. Shotzi

21. Becky Lynch

22. Alba Fyre (Isla Dawn, not competing)

23. Shayna Baszler

24. Valhalla

25. Michin

26. Zoey Stark

27. Roxanne Perez

28. Jade Cargill, making her in ring debut

29. Tiffany Stratton, It's Tiffy Time @ the

Royal Rumble

30. Liv Morgan, LIV MORGAN IS BACK, WOO

ELIMINATIONS FROM THE MATCHES....

1st elimination Indi Hartwell by Asuka

2nd elimination Candace Lerae by Damage Ctrl

3rd elimination Natalya by Tegan Nox

4th elimination Tegan Nox by Bayley

5th elimination Kairi Sane

6th elimination Asuka by Bianca Bel Air, Kayden Carter and Katana Chance

7th elimination Jordynne Grace by Bianca Bel Air

8th elimination Kayden Carter by Piper Niven

9th elimination Xia Li by Nia Jax

10th elimination Ivy Nile by Nia Jax

11th elimination Maxxine Dupri by Bayley

12th elimination Piper Niven by Nia Jax

13th elimination Katana Chance by Nia Jax

14th elimination Chelsea Green by Becky Lynch

15th elimination Valhalla by Nia Jax, Thanks to the delusional R-Truth for costing her the match. She never got a chance to compete in the rumble.

16th elimination Alba Fyre by Naomi

17th elimination Zelina Vega by Zoey Stark

18th elimination Shayna Baszler by Nia Jax

19th elimination Michin by Nia Jax

20th elimination Shotzi by Nia Jax

21st elimination Nia Jax by Jade Cargill

22nd elimination Zoey Stark by Liv Morgan

23rd elimination Roxanne Perez by Tiffany Stratton

24th elimination Becky Lynch by Jade Cargill

25th elimination Naomi by Jade Cargill

(Naomi, lasted One hr/ 02mins in the rumble)

26th elimination Bianca Bel Air by Bayley

27th elimination by Tiffany Stratton by Bayley

28th elimination Jade Cargill by Bayley

29th elimination Liv Morgan by Bayley

BAYLEY, THE WINNER OF THE 2024 WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE, LASTING AN HOUR AND THREE MINUTES.

Congratulations to Bayley I guess all her accomplishments with the WWE have been fulfilled.

MATCH #02 "FATAL FOUR WAY"

"UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT AJ STYLES, RANDY ORTON AND LA KNIGHT

This match is a waste of time. You already know Roman Reigns going home with the championship.

Gee, Solo Sikoa I was wondering what was taking you so long. Randy Orton almost had him pinned.

Aj Styles showing no mercy, beating down Roman Reigns with a steel chair. Aj Styles going after LA Knight with the steel chair and laying him out.

Roman Reigns with a superman punch on Randy Orton.

A spear to Aj Styles taking him down. Roman Reigns pinned Aj Styles.

Roman Reigns title reign continues at 1, 245 days. 🥱 🤮

MATCH #03

"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

LOGAN PAUL DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS

I can't stand, Logan Paul. I'm not a huge fan of Kevin Owens either. I rather see, Kevin Owens as the new, United States Champion.

Logan Paul aiming at the injured hand of Kevin Owens.

Logan Paul setting up to do the righthand knockout.

Logan Paul's tko didn't have any effect on Kevin Owens.

Austin Theory handing Logan Paul a pair of brass knuckles during the match.

Kevin Owens taking it away from him.

Kevin Owens knocked out Logan Paul with the brass knuckles. Kevin Owens attempting to pin Logan Paul. The referee seen Kevin Owens wearing the brass knuckles.

Kevin Owens have been disqualified and Logan Paul remains the United States Champion.

Kevin Owens taking his aggressions out on Logan Paul by making him pay.

Kevin Owens slamming him into the steel steps. Kevin Owens then tossing Logan Paul through the commentary table. Kevin Owens being called off by security. He wanted to do more damage.

MATCH #04

30 MEN ROYAL RUMBLE

01. Jey Uso

02. Jimmy Uso

03. Grayson Waller

04. Andrade

05. Carmelo Hayes

06. Shinsuke Nakamura

07. Santos Escobar

08. Karrion Kross

09. Dominik Mysterio

10. Carlito

11. Bobby Lashley

12. Ludwig Kaiser

13. Austin Theory

14. Finn Balor

15. Cody Rhodes

16. Bronson Reed

17. Kofi Kingston

18. Gunther

19. Ivar

20. Bron Breakker

21. Omos

22. Pat McAfee (He eliminationed himself in

00.38 seconds)

23. JD McDonagh

24. R-Truth

25. The Miz

26. Damien Priest

27. CM Punk

28. Ricochet

29. Drew McIntyre

30. Sami Zayn

ELIMINATION FROM THE MATCHES....

1st elimination Grayson Waller by Carmelo Hayes

2nd elimination Santos Escobar by Carlito

3rd elimination Carlito by Bobby Lashley

4th elimination Karrion Kross by Bobby Lashley

5th elimination Bobby Lashley by Karrion Kross

6th elimination Carmelo Hayes by Finn Balor

7th elimination Austin Theory by Cody Rhodes

8th elimination Andrade by Bronson Reed

9th elimination Shinsuke Nakamura by Cody Rhodes

10th elimination Ludwig Kaiser by Kofi Kingston

11th elimination Kofi Kingston by Gunther

12th elimination Jimmy Uso by Bron Breakker

13th elimination Finn Balor by Bron Breakker

14th elimination Bronson Reed by Omos

15th elimination Omos by Bron Breakker

16th elimination Ivar by Bron Breakker

17th self-elimination, Pat McAfee

18th elimination Bron Breakker by Dominik Mysterio

19th elimination JD McDonagh by Jey Uso

20th elimination R-Truth by Damien Priest

21st elimination Dominik Mysterio by CM Punk

22nd elimination The MIZ by Gunther

23rd elimination Jey Uso by Gunther

(Jey Uso lasting 50mins/50secs in the rumble.)

24th elimination Ricochet by Drew McIntyre

25th elimination Damien Priest by Sami Zayn

26th elimination Sami Zayn by Drew McIntyre

27th elimination Drew McIntyre by CM Punk

28th elimination Gunther by Cody Rhodes

29th elimination CM Punk by Cody Rhodes

CONGRATULATIONS TO CODY RHODES WWE'S 02X ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

I see that Cody Rhodes is looking to end his story at Wrestlemania 40. Let's hope that dream can become a reality this year.

Congratulations as well to Bayley for hanging in there throughout the whole rumble and seizing your victory. Good luck to you at Wrestlemania 40 on the Champion that you choose.

02X ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER'S IN HISTORY

Hulk Hogan 1990 and 1991

Shawn Michaels 1995 and 1996

Stone Cold Steve Austin 1997 and 1998

Triple H 2002 and 2016

Brock Lesnar 2003 and 2022

Batista 2005 and 2014

John Cena 2008 and 2013

Randy Orton 2009 and 2017

Edge 2010 and 2021

CODY RHODES 2023 AND 2024

I just hope everyone had a good time tonight. An awesome Royal Rumble event for both genders. The highlight of tonight other than the victories of Cody Rhodes and Bayley were seeing Jordynne Grace participating inside the rumble that and the in ring debut of Jade Cargill. There were other highlights taken place during the women's royal rumble.