Friday, November 3, 2023

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2023 Issue #01 "CROWN JEWEL"


Good Morning to the WWE Universe that's if your on the westside. To all my homies on the eastside it's 1 o'clock in the afternoon over here. We're getting ready to watch WWE Crown Jewel. Taking place in this afternoon's pay per view we have a plethora of matches plus a kick off show match involving "Sami Zayn verses JD McDonagh". 
I'm looking forward to this afternoon. I have my eyes on Bianca Bel Air finally damaging, the Damage Ctrl by defeating Iyo Sky for the WWE Women's Championship. Bianca Bel Air have more of a chance to become a new champion than anyone facing Rhea Ripley for her WWE World Women's Championship, lol. 

I have an interests in the John Cena verses Solo Sikoa match. It's probably up to 2,017 days now since John Cena won a singles match. Last time, John Cena was on Smackdown he said it was, 2,002 days. This was three weeks ago when John Cena mentioned his loss streak. 
I want to see John Cena break his losing streak by using the attitude adjustment on Solo Sikoa. "LET'S GO CENA!"

The fatal five way match for the WWE World Women's Championship. I have a small interest in that match. Let's be real you know the outcome, Rhea Ripley leaving Riyadh still World Women's champion. Why waste my time. Prove me wrong, this afternoon. 

Roman Reigns verses LA Knight for the Universal Undisputed Championship, another match that is a waste of time. I don't care how many times the WWE Universe cheer for him and give LA Knight love and support. He's not leaving Riyadh, as champion. 

I believe everyone have their ideas on what's suppose to take place between Seth Rollins verses Drew McIntyre, this afternoon. It's been the talk of week in the wrestling chat rooms. Drew McIntyre haven't resigned his contract with the WWE.  An unsigned WWE superstar clearly doesn't have a chance at a WWE Heavyweight Championship. Seth Rollins is definitely winning another pay per 
Will, Damien Priest cash in his MITB briefcase?  What path does this lead for Drew McIntyre?

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT JD MCDONAGH 
Sami Zayn taking down JD McDonagh in the kick off show. Nice start to the show. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ  No Judgement Day interference even better. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ JD McDonagh got alot to learn about this camp. 

Welcome to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦  Let the pay per begin.πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ WOOOO! HOOOO!

There kicking off Crown Jewel with the Heavyweight Championship. One of the matches that everyone been talking about all week. I know Drew McIntyre haven't been a champion in a very longtime. He keeps blaming the Bloodline for his championship failures. There's no Bloodline on Monday Night Raw. This afternoon it's just you and Seth Rollins fighting for the Heavyweight Championship. Drew McIntyre if you lose this match, this afternoon. You have no one to blame but yourself.

MATCH #01 
"WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 
Seth Rollins retained his championship. Here comes Damien Priest looking to cash in on Seth Rollins. Sami Zayn from behind smashing Damien Priest's head into the ring post and snatching the briefcase. 
Sami Zayn making due on his word. He's going to make The Judgement Day life miserable. 

MATCH #02 "FATAL FIVE WAY"
"WWE WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT NIA JAX, RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ, SHAYNA BASZLER AND ZOEY STARK
Seriously, Rhea Ripley what's with this special introduction towards the ring. 
What did I tell you. I told everyone that Rhea Ripley will be retaining her championship. So, Rhea how many matches are these. I believe its your 05th match since you've been Women's World Champion. πŸ₯± You suck! You haven't been a real superstar since NXT. 

Solo Sikoa coming out walking towards the ring. Up next, John Cena looking to put an end to his losing streak. It's 2,017 days since John Cena won a singles match. Five years ago, March 2018 at Crown Jewel John Cena lost to Triple H. You understand why this match is so important to John Cena. 

MATCH #03
SOLO SIKOA DEFEAT JOHN CENA 
Solo Sikoa damaging John Cena's neck with the samoan spike multiple times before he finally pinned him. I guess we can say, this is now John Cena's 2,018 losing streak.

Really, a MIZ TV IN Saudi Arabia... they actually want to see The MIZ out here... The Miz introducing comedian, Ibrahim Al Hajjaj.
Grayson Waller interrupting The MIZ TV. 
Grayson Waller making fun of The Miz and The MIZ TV. Grayson Waller having the MIZ TV set changed into the Grayson Waller Effect. Grayson Waller tried to go one on one with Al Hajjaj. The Miz from behind taking out Grayson Waller with the skull crushing finale.

MATCH #04 
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
LOGAN PAUL DEFEAT REY MYSTERIO
Why is Logan Paul here? He's only here participating in this match because he's still on his high horse. Ever since he won that boxing match a few weeks ago, Logan Paul is still feeling the hype. 
Logan Paul defeat Rey Mysterio by using a pair of brass knuckles. The brass knuckles that Santos Escobar left in the ring inadvertinely. The brass knuckles belongs to one of Logan Paul's buddies. Santos Escobar chasing him out of the arena. Logan Paul using weapons to score a victory on a match.
The hype continues. 

MATCH #05
"WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
IYO SKY DEFEAT BIANCA BEL AIR 
Damage Ctrl barred from ringside... I shouldn't say that Bayley probably didn't make it out here this afternoon. Especially receiving last night's beating from Bianca, lol. I'm pretty sure Dakota Kai is lurking around somewhere within the arena. 
Bayley have reappeared at ringside. 
Kairi Sane is Back! Kairi Sane, a former partner of Iyo Sky from NXT is back. Kairi Sane taking out Bianca Bel Air. 
Iyo Sky retained WWE Women's Champion.

I know this guy, isn't in a good mood after what happened earlier. Damien Priest prepared to cash in on Seth Rollins but he was attacked by Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn then ran off with the briefcase. Damien Priest looking to take out all of his frustrations onto Cody Rhodes. 

MATCH #06 
CODY RHODES DEFEAT DAMIEN PRIEST 
Finn Balor coming to the ring. JD McDonagh coming to the ring. Dominik coming to the ring. Main Event Jey Uso coming to the ring taking care of the The Judgement Day. 

We're about to come to the main event soon. The match everyone wants to see. The match everyone have been talking about. Well, time is now. Do you think he can it? LA Knight put an end to a 1,161 day reign of Roman Reigns or is it all hype. 

MATCH #07
"UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT LA KNIGHT 
It's the same ol' story. Roman Reigns continuing to dominate as champion. Roman Reigns will always remain as champion as long as he has The Bloodline in his corner. 
I'm not knocking LA Knight for attempting to dethrone Roman Reigns. I guess, you get an E for effort. Better luck next time if there is a next time. Your hype may fade away and someone else will get an opportunity to face Roman Reigns. 



     UPCOMING WWE EVENTS:
    
    Saturday, November 25, 2023   

    Friday Night Smackdown @ The 
    Barclay's Center December 1, 2023

    NXT Deadline Saturday, December 9, 
    2023

    Saturday, January 27, 2024

    Saturday, February 24, 2024

    Wrestlemania in Philadelphia, April 2024




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