What's going on wrestling world? How did everyone feel this afternoon's event with Stand and Deliver? It was an amazing Saturday.👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Despite a few matches I missed earlier by accident. I just want to say that's not going to happen tonight during Wrestlemania Night 01. I'm getting myself prepared and taken care of, whatever it is that needs to be taken care of.
I've been here all day maxin' and relaxin' watching the Rocky Movie Marathon. I remember, Rocky from my childhood days.
Which have been totally awesome. Wrestlemania, tonight better be awesome. If its not I'm going to regret cutting off this marathon, lol.
Okay, WWE getting prepared right now inside the SoFi Stadium. They have 45 minutes to do that. Okay, while they do that I'm going to go out and get my grub on. I promise you, I'll be back by the start of Wrestlemania.
See I'm back, WOOOOO!!!!
Okay I like this multi-platinum artist, Becky G kicking off Wrestlemania with her lovely voice singing, "America". Real smooth WWE.
OMG, I can't believe this The Miz bought Snoop Dogg to host Wrestlemania alongside with him. The Miz is so 🤭
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
MATCH #01
AUSTIN THEORY DEFEAT JOHN CENA
This is one of the biggest matches of Austin Theory's career. I'm going to be honest, as much as I like John Cena. I just don't see him winning tonight's match. John Cena doesn't have a reason to become a United States Champion. John Cena is only doing this as a push for Austin Theory. Austin Theory defeating John Cena tonight is something that he need for the fans. John Cena knocking out the referee. Cena had Theory pinned. Austin Theory with a low blow on John Cena. Austin Theory taking out John Cena with an A-TOWN DOWN.
Told you, John Cena wasn't winning the United States Championship but it scored alot of points for Austin Theory for taking out the 16X WWE Champion.
"FATAL 4 - WAY TAG TEAM MATCH"
MATCH #02
STREET PROFITS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN & RICOCHET, THE VIKING RAIDERS AND THE ALPHA ACADEMY
I don't know which team to route for considering the fact that The Usos defeated every single one of them. I see, Titus O'Neil is on commentary for this match. Where the fuck his ass been? Son been M.I.A. The Streets Profits won this match. So, WWE is going to give them another chance. You know how the Street Profits are when it comes to tag team championship opportunities. Don't fuck up this time.
MATCH #03
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT LOGAN PAUL
I just want to say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO 🎂 LOGAN PAUL before the match start. You want another reason why, Seth Rollins sucks. He's not even going to let Logan Paul win this match on his birthday. OMG, this is another reason why Seth Rollins suck, his fake ass orchestra audience humming his theme entrance. What the fuck is, "AWE". Seth got motherfuckers up in the Sofi Stadium humming, "Awe". Seth Rollins ain't nothing but a fake ass Chris Jericho. At least, Chris Jericho got an actual recording.
I still think, Seth Rollins and his kiss ass audience suck. However, the match between Seth and Logan happen to be great. Logan Paul put on a great performance for his birthday 🎂. Once again, Happy Birthday Logan Paul.
"06 WOMEN'S TAG TEAM MATCH"
MATCH #04
BECKY LYNCH, LITA & TRISH STRATUS DEFEAT DAMAGE CTRL
LET'S GO BAYLEY 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 WOOOHOOO
Damage Ctrl look like they're in control. Damage Ctrl all over Becky Lynch. Lita now in the ring. Damage Ctrl doing awesome work so far. Trish Stratus getting frustrated, she haven't been tapped in yet. It look like things are going to be turned around. Trish being tapped in, going for Dakota Kai.
This match have gotten crazy by now. The ladies are killing there shelves.
"FATHER AND SON MATCH"
MATCH #05
REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT DOMINIK MYSTERIO
Bad Bunny is here, joining the Latino commentary.
Rey verses Dominik, the most anticipated match all year. Rey Mysterio refusing Dominik's requests to face his son. OMG, what is this bullshit. Lol, 🤦🏽♂️ Dominik being driven into the SoFi Stadium in a paddy wagon wearing a lucha mask. I think, Rey Mysterio's entrance was much better. Rey Mysterio being driven in a low rider by Snoop Dogg into the SoFi Stadium. Now that's dope.👍🏿 Dominik need to focus on the match. Dominik keep leaving the ring and walking over to his mother and sister to harass them. The Judgement Day surrounding the ring. Legado Del Fantasma keeping their promise to Rey Mysterio and taking out The Judgement Day. Dominik looking for a chain to use on Rey. Bad Bunny quickly snatching it out of the hands of Dominik. Rey Mysterio with the 6-1-9 on his illegitimate bastard son, lol.
Angie and Aalyah, celebrating in the ring with Rey.
"SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
MATCH #06
RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR
This is a hard match to route for a competitor considering the fact I'm not a big Charlotte Flair fan. However I do like Charlotte Flair more than I like Rhea Ripley. I know that's not really saying much. If Rhea Ripley wins the women's championship tonight I'm going to be pissed. Let's say, Charlotte Flair remains I'll be happy. Happy because its not Rhea Ripley holding the championship. The only women's championship achievement that made me happy today occurred by The New NXT Women's Champion, Indi Hartwell.
Wow, how many times have Rhea Ripley use the riptide on Charlotte tonight and it failed. 🤔 Rhea Ripley not doing very good tonight.
Rhea Ripley, she finally got it. I don't know how many riptides she would have used on Charlotte. Rhea Ripley is the new Smackdown Women's Champion.
Snoop Dogg setting up The Miz in a Open Challenge Match... Pat McAfee answering The Miz's challenge, Miz's tiny balls are showing for punking out the match....
MATCH #07
PAT MCAFEE DEFEAT THE MIZ
With the assistance from the 49's George Kittle
"UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
MATCH #08
KEVIN OWENS & SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT THE USOS (622 DAYS)
Team WrestleZAYNIA, let's go KO & SAMI 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿, New Champions tonight, COME ON!
Omg, I can't believe this. The Usos with a double team on Kevin Owens through the announce table. Damn it, Sami Zayn is all alone inside the ring. The Usos torturing Sami Zayn. Kevin Owens managing to crawl back into the ring. Kevin Owens with a stunner on Jimmy Uso. Sami Zayn with helluva kick. Kevin Owens with a pin on Jimmy Uso. Jimmy Uso kicking out.
Sami Zayn with three helluva kicks across the face of Jey Uso. Kevin Owens with a stunner on Jimmy Uso. Sami Zayn pinning Jey Uso. YES YES YES YES YES YES, WOOOOO, SAMI ZAYN AND KEVIN OWENS PUTTING A END TO AN ERA. I KNEW Y'ALL COULD DO IT.
Next WWE Pay Per View:
Wrestlemania Backlash May 06, 2023
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