Rusty Jabbz Newsletter "SummerSlam PPV" July 30, 2022 Issue #02

Tonight's the big night. Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar last man standing match going down tonight. Everyone in the chat room got their hearts set on Brock Lesnar to go home tonight as the winner of the undisputed universal champion. I guess you have good WWE fans following Brock Lesnar and cheering for him to the Undisputed Universal Championship tonight. There's also alot of morons inside the chat room and across the universe, who have their hearts set on beautiful Theory, mainly the bitches are loving him. 🤭 

I found out on this past Friday Smackdown, Riddle won't be apart of Summerslam, he's medically disqualified. Thanks to Seth Rollins.🖕🏿 However, Seth Rollins is still participating in tonight's Summerslam. I just hope Seth Rollins gets what he deserves, in whatever match with whatever opponent he have to face. 

MATCH #01 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH 

Becky coming in with an excellent strategy on Bianca's right arm, complete damage. 

Classy move by my girl, Big Time Becks showing love to Bianca Bel Air. 

Okay, what's this going on? Its my girl, Bayley! It's true, what they were saying. Welcome back girl. Who's this with here, Dakota Kai 🙂 and I.O. Shirai. Check, Bayley out all up in Bianca's grill. Lol, really Becky you gonna go there and stand by Bianca, smh. 

MATCH #02 

LOGAN PAUL DEFEAT THE MIZ

The referee ejecting Ciampa from ringside. Ciampa refusing to leave. Aj Styles making sure Ciampa leave. 

Logan Paul deliver a frogsplash on The Miz through the announce table. Logan Paul with the skull crushing finally onto The Miz. 

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT THEORY 

Theory getting the jump on Bobby Lashley, before the opening bell. Theory attacking Bobby Lashley with the briefcase. Okay the bell have rung. Theory tapping out to the hurtlock. 

MATCH #04 "NO DISQUALIFICATION"

THE MYSTERIOS DEFEAT JUDGEMENT DAY 

I knew it was a matter of time, Rhea Ripley would get involved. It doesn't matter for tonight its no disqualification. 

He's here! EDGE.... Edge making his way down the ramp towards the ring. Edge taking out Judgement Day. 

MATCH #05 

PAT MCAFEE DEFEAT HAPPY CORBIN 

Lol, bumass Corbin, bumass Corbin. I think this joke that Pat McAfee came up with is funny. I just don't think having a choir singing, bumass Corbin is funny. Its a rather cruel or perhaps blasphemous. 

During the middle of the match, referee Robinson was knocked out. Pat McAfee was getting some payback from last night's Smackdown. Happy Corbin receiving a low blow. 

MATCH #06 "UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" WITH SPECIAL GUEST JEFF JARRETT 

THE USOS DEFEAT THE STREET PROFITS 

Street Profits being lead to the ring by The Titans Cheerleaders. 

Jeff Jarrett have been keeping order in the ring so far. 

What the hell was that Jarrett, you did to Montez? Montez had one of the Usos pinned. Jarrett, did some bullshit counting on Montez. Jarrett, started counting until 02 then flipped his body over and then said, the number #03. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Montez may have been screwed by Jeff Jarrett with whatever he just did. 

The Usos retaining the championship possibly because of Jeff Jarrett. 🤦🏽‍♂️

MATCH #07 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

LIV MORGAN DEFEAT RONDA ROUSEY 

Liv Morgan tapped out. The referee never saw from that angle . Liv Morgan pinned Ronda Rousey. Ronda Rousey snapped! Ronda Rousey believe Liv Morgan tapped out first. 

MATCH #08 "UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BROCK LESNAR 

Roman Reigns coming to the ring for tonight's match, Mr 680.

Nashville, don't acknowledge him! Brock Lesnar driving a tractor to the ring. Brock Lesnar introducing himself. Brock Lesnar jumping off of a tractor to get the match started and its been all Brock Lesnar ever since. 

Brock Lesnar putting Roman Reigns inside the tractor and dumping him into the ring. 

Brock Lesnar moving the ring with tractor and lifting up the ring with Roman Reigns laying across it. 

The Usos had enough of Brock Lesnar they came out to help there, Tribal Chief. 

Brock Lesnar handling the Usos and Paul Heyman. I'm not sure if this was necessary, Paul Heyman being dumped in between announce table. 

Roman Reigns needed assistance from the Bloodline followed by alot of equipment to bury, The Beast to keep him down. Brock Lesnar didn't go down easy. 

I just want to say thank you to the 48,449 in capacity at the Nissan stadium in Nashville, Tennessee. I hope everyone had a wonderful time. The most classical matches tonight that'll never be forgotten, Bianca Bel Air defeating Becky Lynch. Bayley making a return to WWE. IO Shirai and Dakota Kai making a debut on Summerslam and Roman Reigns defeating Brock Lesnar. Even though the match was bullshit and Roman Reigns is bullshit. No one will ever forget, Brock Lesnar with the tractor, lol. Omg, totally awesome memory for Summerslam 2022. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

NEXT WWE EVENT: On September 03rd 2022

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