Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #04 "Black and Blue Movie Screening"

Impromptu movie night about to go down. I'am here this evening at the Regal cinema. I've purchased these tickets today. Approximately 09 hours ago. This is probably the first time I ever did something like this. Off of a straight whim.

I have my heart set on tonight's cinema performance. I'am looking forward to this film, "Black and Blue" starring in the film, Naomie Harris and R&B heartthrob, Tyrese Gibson. Who gain his popularity from films like "Baby Boy" directed by the honorable John Singleton (RIP).

"Black and Blue" making its in theater debut, last night. The film is set in one of the roughest, toughest and most dangerous cities in the United States, New Orleans, Louisiana. The film is about a young African American police woman named Alicia West (played by Naomie Harris). Who happens to be a rookie police with a heart and compassion for the people. According to her cop companions, she's just new. Basically, specifying she doesn't know anything about the New Orleans Police Department yet. 

The film starts off at the very beginning where, Officer West is seen jogging through her own community until stopped by two bigot police officers claiming they're looking for a suspect who matches her description. Once the two bigot police officers realize, she's part of the blue. Of course they release her. It was at that point of the film where I realized I'm going to enjoy tonight's presentation. From that first scene on, everything has been in a whirlwind for Officer West. 

The film has an awesome story to tell that sits around the concept of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. As well as, knowing what side you are on. 

The film is set in the 9th ward slums of New Orleans, Kingston Avenue. Where Officer West may have seen something that she shouldn't have seen. An illegal meeting going down inside an abandoned power plant involving her nightshift partner, Officer Deacon Brown and two Narcotics police officers. 

I mentioned that Officer West happens to be a rookie and there is something particular that a rookie has attached to their vest. Something that can possibly change a person's life when presented to the wrong or right people. Depending on how you look at the situation. 

Now, during that whole illegal meeting inside the abandoned power plant. Officer West manage to record what took place inside that power plant. I must first say, none of this would of occurred if Officer West's partner Officer Brown didn't bring her there in the first place. I'am aware of Officer Brown telling Officer West to sit tight inside the squad car. Which she probably would of done if she didn't hear that first gunshot blast. Rookie or no rookie, a police officer first instant is to react. So because of Officer Brown screw up, Officer West manage to witness the killings of the two drug dealers which were recorded onto her rookie cam.

The meeting being conducted by Officer Malone. Officer Malone, a bad ass police officer with one mission on his mind, "to clean up the crap living on the Kingston Avenue grounds."

Officer West witnessed the two narcotics officers killing the two drug dealers from Kingston Avenue. One of the drug dealers who were killed was named, Zero. A very popular dealer in the Kingston Avenue area. This Zero character is not only popular within the community. He happens to be the nephew of Drug Kingpin, Darius. 

Officer Malone is willing to do anything to retrieve the rookie cam off of Officer West. Even if it included a, by any means necessary tactic. Officer Malone would even go as low to setting up Officer West to make it look as if, she was the killer of Zero. Which was actually a brilliant plan. Officer Malone was a bastard in this film. He didn't just set up Officer West with a murder. He also told the Drug Kingpin, Darius directly to his face that Officer West was the culprit of the killing of Zero. Darius made sure his crew was on deck with the "Kill Officer West" movement. 

Officer Malone releasing a bolo over the police switchboard blackballing Officer West. Officer West was a marked woman. 

New Orleans police officers and Kingston Avenue did not mix well. Considering the fact that Kingston Avenue is Alicia West childhood neighborhood and her old neighborhood isn't very fond of her decision to crossover into the law enforcement field. Officer West is pretty much stranded depending on the assistance of one person from her childhood, Mouse (played by Tyrese Gibson). Mouse is willing to ride or die with her until this rookie cam is uploaded onto the police feed. Mouse is willing to risk his own life to see to it that the N.O.P.D. finally receive some persecution. 

This movie was straight awesome. A game of cat and mouse throughout the 09th ward of New Orleans. 

Another one of my favorite scenes of the movie. There came a part where Officer West was willing to give in and go directly to Darius and state her claim. Officer West figured if, she can get Darius to witness the truth on the rookie cam about Officer Malone, perhaps he'll be on her side. A much better idea. Officer West manage to get Darius and his crew to see, eye to eye. Darius was upset over the deceit coming from Officer Malone. Darius wanted revenge. 

Officer Malone starting to realize its too late, he's willing to go after Officer West and take down every thug/ drug dealer in that community. Even if it included taking down, The Kingpin Darius. Officer Malone wasn't going to stop at anything until he retrieves the rookie cam. 

Officer West and Officer Malone did finally get there one on one face off live in the middle of the projects going blow for blow. Residents with the camera phones  recording. Cops on the rooftop with the rifles aiming at Officer West ordering her to give up. It wasn't until that final second after Mouse disguised as a policeman sneaking himself inside the N.O.P.D. control center and uploading the file on rookie cam. Once the Captain got a hold of that data. She reached out over the walkie talkies ordering every officer to stand down and exonerating Officer West. What a great moment, Officer West finally accomplished what she wanted to do for the past 48 hours being trapped inside Kingston Avenue. 

What a great movie, lol. I definitely loved the ending during the closing credits.  Closing it out with the classic, Krs One record "Sound of the Police." 👏👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Anyone interested in what I witnessed this evening. I recommend, "Black and Blue" as a good movie to watch. As well as, some new movies coming our way pretty soon for the fall/ winter season....

UPCOMING MOVIES:

01. Terminator Dark Fate, November 01, 2019

02. Charlie's Angel, November 01, 2019

03. Midway, November 08, 2019

04. Queen and Slim, November, 2019

05. Just Mercy, December, 2019

06. Bad Boys For Life, January 18, 2020

07. The Rhythm Section, January 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #03 "Impact Wrestling's Bound For Glory"

Impact Wrestling live pay per view coming to you all tonight for Bound For Glory from Chicago, Illinois.... 

MATCH #01: "CALL YOUR SHOT BATTLE ROYAL"
01. Eddie Edwards
02. Rohit Raju
03. Luster of Reno Scum
04. Thorne Stone of Reno Scum
05. Cousin Jake of The Deaners
06. Joey Ryan
07. Jessica Havok
08. Rosemary
09. Madman Fulton
10. Cody Deaner of The Deaners
11. Johnny Swinger
12. Jordynne Grace
13. Swoggle
14. Kiera Hogan
15. Raj Singh
16. Tommy Dreamer
17. Kylie Rae
18. Fallah Bahh
19. Sabu
20. Mahabali Shera

Eddie Edwards and Mahabali Shera, the last two to face one another in this battle royal.

Eddie Edwards defeat Mahabali Shera
Eddie Edwards winning tonight's trophy from the Call Your Shot Battle Royal. Eddie Edwards will have the authority to call his own shot at any championship, he chooses.

This is the match I've been waiting on all year since January 2019. I'm 100% behind Tenille Dashwood in ending the 288 Knockout Championship reign of Taya Valkyrie.

MATCH #02: "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
TAYA VALKYRIE DEFEAT TENILLE DASHWOOD
Tenille Dashwood with a close pin count. Johnny Bravo pulling out Taya Valkyrie. Johnny Bravo being rejected from ringside.

MATCH #03: "TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE NORTH DEFEAT RVD AND RHINO AND RICH SWANN AND WILLIE MACK
I'm not really sure who should be the next Impact Tag Team champions. I'm for anyone except The North. The North is cruel and they suck. I guess you can say, I'm all for Rich Swann and Willie Mack.
Wow, what the hell happened? RVD with a superkick to his own partner, Rhino. OMG, what's Rob Van Dam motive for doing this. The crowd out here in Chi-Town isn't pleased at what Rob Van Dam just did. Rob Van Dam receiving alot of boos from the Chi-Town audience.

Ace Austin showing up in the women's locker room looking for Ashley Edwards. Ace Austin looking forward to his date tonight, after he becomes the new X-Division champion. Ace Austin fall of himself tonight. I don't see Ace Austin as the new X-Division champion tonight. I'm going for the baddest bitch in Impact, Tessa Blanchard dominating those bitches inside tonight's X-Division competition.

I'm not really sure about this upcoming match. I'm neither sure about Maru Fuji. Tonight is my first time seeing him in competition.
I know Michael Elgin can be a prick. Someone who loves brutally and sending people to the hospital. Can Maru Fuji finally be the one to bring down, Michael Elgin?

MATCH 04:
MICHAEL ELGIN DEFEAT MARU FUJI
Wow, totally awesome between the two, Michael Elgin and Maru Fiji. Michael Elgin leaving tonight with a victory over Maru Fuji. I'am not a big Michael Elgin fan but I have a huge respect for him, after tonight. This match could of went anywhere. Michael Elgin proving here tonight, "I'm not just a big guy, I'M UNBREAKABLE!'

MATCH 05: "5 PERSON X-DIVISION LADDER MATCH"
ACE AUSTIN DEFEAT TESSA BLANCHARD, ACEY ROMERO, DAGA AND JAY CRIST
Jake Crist, the current X-Division Champion
Tessa Blanchard and Ace Austin, the last two superstars at the top of the ladder reaching for the X-Division Championship. Ace Austin with a batun knocking out Tessa Blanchard. Ace Austin left alone on the top of ladder. Ace Austin becomiing the new X-Division champion. I was so looking forward to Tessa Blanchard becoming the first female X-Division champion. Impact could of made history tonight. Apparently continuing Ace Austin's sexual attraction towards, Ashley Edwards is much better.

MATCH #06:
MOOSE DEFEAT KEN SHAMROCK
Moose have earned tonight's victory. I hope he's happy now. Moose, now have something else to brag about. Moose sucks. Ken Shamrock made Moose earn that victory. Moose staggering outside of the ring, after the multiple ankle locks being placed on Moose.

This another highlight match I've been waiting for all night. Brian Cage looking to make Sami Callihan pay for everything he done to him including his wife, Melissa Santos.
It's been 04 months since Brian Cage been on a sabatical due to his injury. I would like thank, Impact for not having his championship relinquished due to an injury. Brian Cage is back and he's here to represent that world championship like a real champion.

MATCH #07: "IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRIAN CAGE DEFEAT SAMI CALLIHAN
These two are killing one another inside of that ring. No disqualification, as requested earlier by Brian Cage.
Fucking awesome match, I'am proud of Brian Cage. He is not a machine. BRIAN CAGE IS A MONSTER!
Sami Callihan remains the losing scum.

Next, Impact Wrestling Pay Per View "Hard To Kill" January 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #02 "Special Issue"

The streets says its goodbye and pay their tribute to an honorable man, Rest In Power, Dwayne "Stacks" Smith 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #01 "Hell In A Cell"

On Kick Off Show commentary tonight, Jonathan Coachman, Booker T, Charly Caruso and Sam Roberts

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01
NATALYA DEFEAT LACEY EVANS

HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW:

MATCH #01:
"RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT SASHA BANKS
This match shouldn't even count. We all knew Becky was retaining. Especially, after posing for next year's cover of WWE 2K20 video game. The Raw Women's Championship isn't being removed from Becky Lynch anytime soon. Congratulations to "THE MAN" with no testicles.

MATCH #02
ROMAN REIGNS & DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT LUKE HARPER & ERICK ROWAN

MATCH #03
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT ALI
This match was a waste of time. I'm starting to think Vincent McMahon doesn't like Arabs just as much as he doesn't like African Americans. When will Ali get a superb win on this shit promotion.

MATCH #04
"WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE KABUKI WARRIORS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS
About time, the Kabuki Warriors won those titles. They earned alot to accomplish the tag team gold. The Kabuki Warriors have paid alot of dues. 👏👏👏👏

MATCH #05 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM"
BRAUN STROWMAN & THE VIKING RAIDERS DEFEAT AJ STYLES & THE OC
Braun Strowman with a right hand to Aj Styles face. Aj Styles waking up not knowing where he's at.

TAMINA PINNING CARMELLA, Backstage to become the new 24/07 Championship

MATCH $06
CHAD GABLE DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
Chad Gable finally wins, big deal. It took him 03 chances to finally take down Baron Snorbin.

Tamina running into the arena trying to escape Carmella and R-Truth. Tamina using Funaki as the human shield. R-Truth getting prepared to face Funaki. R-Truth pinning Funaki, making him the 20X 24/07 champion.

MATCH #07 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT BAYLEY
Bayley tapped out. She's not taking her loss very well. Bayley is heartbroken over her loss. I'am so disappointed in Bayley and Sasha Banks tonight. No hugs from me to the Boss n Hug Connection, smh
Now, that bitch Charlotte becomes the 10X Women's Champion. Fuck🖕you Charlotte!

Another person not taking his loss from earlier too well. Baron Corbin attacking Chad Gable in the backstage area.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS VS THE FIEND
I don't know how I would feel if The Fiend becomes the new Universal Champion. There was a time I was a huge Seth Rollins supporter. Seth Rollins to me, is just another CM Punk imitation. All I can say about The Fiend if he does happen to become the new Universal champion. Perhaps, Monday Night Raw will be a little more interesting and creepy. I don't know if thats a good or a bad thing.
Seth Rollins manage to get himself disqualified by the usage of the sledgehammer. The match is officially over.
Security and other referee officials coming to the aide of The Fiend. Seth Rollins feeling guilty at what he just did. The referees trying to get The Fiend onto a gurny.
The Fiend was never injured he have been playing possum this whole time. The Fiend with the mandolin crawl down Seth's throat. The Fiend with a German suplex on Seth Rollins planting him onto the expose concrete. The Fiend looking at tonight as a victory even though he didn't obtain the championship. The automated laughter begins of The Fiend, as we close out tonight's Hell In A Cell.

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2019 Issue #04 "Clash Of Champions"

CLASH  OF CHAMPIONS KICK OFF  SHOW:

MATCH #01 " CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW GULAK DEFEAT HUMBERTO CARRILLO AND LINCE DORADO

MATCH #02 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT CEDRIC ALEXANDER
After The Match: Aj Styles calling for the rest of the O. C. members to make an example out of Cedric Alexander.

CLASH OF CHAMPIONS PAY PER VIEW:

MATCH #01 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY ROODE & DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS & BRAUN STROWMAN
Braun Strowman is upset at the loss of the losing the tag team championships. Braun Strowman blaming Seth Rollins for the loss and promises later, "SETH ROLLINS WILL GET THESE HANDS!"

MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR
Bayley removing the turnbuckle and leaving it exposed. Bayley smashing Charlotte's face into the exposed turnbuckle. Bayley pinning Charlotte and then taking her championship and dashing out of the arena like she's Jesse Owens, lol. Big disappointment here in the city of The Queen.

MATCH #03 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE REVIVAL DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
The Revival exploiting the injured knee of Xavier Woods. Xavier Woods tapping out to a figure four.

That was so cold, what Alexa Bliss just did. Alexa Bliss calling out R-Truth. Alexa Bliss letting everyone know that R- Truth is in the back, if anyone is interested in the 24/7 championship to come back here and get em.

MATCH #04 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS DEFEAT MANDY ROSE & SONYA DEVILLE
R-Truth came out running onto the ring being chased by a few WWE Superstars. Alexa Bliss tried to seize the opportunity and pin R-Truth. Alexa Bliss almost became the 02nd female 24/7 champion.
Nikki Cross pinning Mandy Rose

MATCH #05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT THE MIZ

MATCH #06 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH BY DISQUALIFICATION
Becky Lynch have been disqualified for attacking a referee. It was an accident, the chair shot was meant for Sasha Banks. Sasha Banks ducking out of the way. Becky Lynch inadvertently hitting the referee.

MATCH #07 "SDL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
Randy Orton had many pin attempts. Randy Orton stalling at each count. It is obvious who might win this match. #teamkofi
I have a question for Randy Orton, who's stupid now, motherfucker? LMFAO!

MATCH #08 "NON DISQUALIFICATION"
ERICK ROWAN DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
Erick Rowan whupping the shit out of Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns still manage to survive. Roman Reigns taking a beating by Erick Rowan. How much does Roman Reigns have left in him? Roman Reigns returning the favor to Erick Rowan. Roman Reigns with the use of the swinging camera aimed at Erick Rowan. Roman Reigns setting up for another Superman punch attempt. OMFG, Guess who's back? Luke Harper from behind taking down Roman Reigns. #thebludgeonbrothersareback

MATCH #09 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN
Wow, 03 stomp attempts on Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman being able to kick out every 03 times. Seth Rollins with the pedigree followed by a 04th stomp, slaying The Monster Among Men. #sethrollinsthemonsterslayer

Uh oh, the lights just went out.
The Fiend holding Seth Rollins and taking him down with a Sister Abigail. The Fiend choking the life out of Seth Rollins.

Upcoming WWE Events:
Sunday, October 06th @ 6PM "HELL IN A CELL" PAY PER VIEW
Thursday, October 31st @ 12PM "CROWN JEWEL" PAY PER VIEW

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2019 Issue #03 "Hustlers"

A little different Saturday night than my normal. I wanted tonight to be different than sitting at home watching repeat episodes of Henry Danger and Drake and Josh. I stressed an interest in tonight's cinema at the Kent theatre on the westside of Flatbush, Brooklyn. I wanted to see the last night premiere of the movie, "Hustlers" starring Jennifer Lopez as Ramona, Constance Wu as Destiny, Keke Palmer as Mercedes, Lili Reinhart as Annabelle, Julia Stiles as Jennifer, Cardi B as Diamond and Madeline Brewer as Dawn.

The film is based on a group of females from the New York City area who had a passion for dancing and making money. Specifically making money off of rich, horny, executive white men from wall street. Everything were going fine until the money stop coming. A huge stock market crash stagnated the girls from making money. The money wasn't coming as fast as it used to be. They need to devise a scheme where they can make even more money off of these wall street executive losers. Ramona (Jennifer Lopez) the ring leader had a plan to drug the men with a particular drug that would make them pass out and forget what they have gotten themselves into. First in order for a plan like this to work you needed to first pick out a specific victim. A specific man who looks like he has money and also looks like he will be willing to spend money on four sexy females. The most important thing about this plan. The man have to be married. The girls always had to look for the wedding rings on their victims. Think about it a man with a wedding ring is the most easiest pick. No man in their right mind is going to report being robbed by four sexy female strippers to their wives.
At least that is what they thought until one man decided to make this public in hopes to prevent something like this happening to other men. Doug (Steven Boyer) the whistleblower went to the police to file a report on four women who he met at a strip club, who robbed him for all of his finances. In the process this lead to a decline of Doug's wife and his family. So you can understand his reasons for wanting to get back at these girls. A scheme like this taking advantage of desperate, lonely men could have went on forever. If it wasn't for Destiny (Constance Wu) having a heart and some compassion to what they have done to Doug.

This scam could of continued. Destiny wasn't too big on what they were doing. She needed to be convinced by her girl, Ramona on what they were about to do. Ramona and Destiny have been down with each other from day one. Destiny trusted Ramona and vice versa. These two were like sisters.

You wanna know something I just witnessed a film last night with the same exact concept called, "Jack Squad" released on DVD back in 2009. It was a film with three young black females from Decatur, Ga who were tired of being broke and they wanted to live that high society lifestyle. Until, one member had a change of heart and started thinking more realistically into the future.

It seems that a sense of distrust have occurred between Ramona and Destiny. It was as if the more money they made, the more problems would occur. Destiny began having doubts about what the girls have been doing to these guys. If I forgot to mention during this blog review. Destiny was actually the narrator of the film. The majority of the film was spent with Jennifer (Julia Stiles). They never really specified Jennifer's roll in the film. I believe everyone sitting here tonight inside this theatre assumed she may have been Destiny's psychiatrist. Destiny spent time with Jennifer giving a break down of how this all began.

Now, I'm not going to front I actually spent money on this film to see Cardi B's performance. I guess you can say I was robbed. Cardi B didn't have a major impact in the film. Regardless it was still cool seeing her. Cardi B played a wild hood type stripper named, Diamond. There was like only three scenes involving her. I just wish the script added her as one of the girls to be apart of the team. She probably would of been like the O-Dog of this film, lol.

Hustlers was awesome tonight. I most definitely enjoyed the film and my night. 💯
I most definitely reccomend this film to anyone who has an interest in seeing it. You're going to love it. Do you know why because RUSTY JABBZ SAYS SO, LET ME GET A HELL YEAH! 🤟 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2019 Issue #02 Smackdown Live @ Madison Square Garden

Good evening, Rusty Jabbers, awesome night last night, Monday Night Raw in the Mecca, Madison Square Garden. Yesss Sirrr! I had a awesome evening last night. The only downfall to my evening was sitting next to those cornballs in my same row. I sat next to a bunch of bitchass niggaz. I had to get away last night. I posted up in the hallway and watched the rest of Monday Night Raw over Sling TV.
Now, I'm off to another night at the Madison Square Garden. Smackdown Live and 205 Live going down tonight, uh man I can't wait.

What's instore for Smackdown live tonight. The semifinal match to the King of the Ring Tournament between Elias and Chad Gable.
Who do you think is going to win. Team Gable all the way, 💯 only for tonight though. Its Team Corbin on Sunday. 💯💯

I know, NYC standing strong in support of Elias. I know y'all muhfuckaz Walking With Elias tonight. Y'all love Elias the same way y'all bitchass niggaz are Jericholics.🖕 I'm on Team Gable for tonight even though I want Baron Corbin to capture the throne and crown on Sunday. Team Corbin all the way, bay bay.👊👊👊

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, the return of The Deadman (The Undertaker) to Herald Square. Now that's whuts up, 🤟 Yesss Sirrr!!!

To everyone in the NYC and NJ  area coming out to The Garden tonight for Smackdown live I hope y'all have a awesome time.☝️

Smackdown kicking it off with The Undertaker... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 WELCOME BACK TAKER!✊
The Undertaker being interrupted by Sami Zayn.
The Undertaker making Sami Zayn, REST IN PEACE!

Shane McMahon talking with Chad Gable backstage. Shane McMahon informing Chad Gable that Elias is unable to wrestle tonight. Shane McMahon has a replacement for Chad Gable.

MATCH #01 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND ANDRADE
Shinsuke Nakamura attacking The Miz, after the match.

Look like, Chad Gable has his replacement for tonight. Elias signing off on it.... THE "PESSTTT IN THE WOORRRLLLLDDDDD!!!", Shane McMuFFin taking on Chad Gable, omg. 🤦‍♂️

Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville coming to the ring. Mandy Rose talking shit about Ember Moon, putting down her appearance and her looks, calling her ugly.
MATCH #02
NIKKI CROSS DEFEAT MANDY ROSE
Look like Mandy Rose is the ugly one tonight after getting her ass kicked by Mandy Rose.

Okay, what is this bullshit. Please tell me this isn't on television right now.
After seeing that bullshit, I don't think I'm ready for a good time.

Being a jobber must really suck. Two unknown wrestlers about to face The Heavy Machinery and neither Corey Graves, Tom Phillips or Byron Saxton couldn't even mention their names. It sucks the way jobbers get played in wrestling promotions specifically in the WWE.

MATCH #03
THE HEAVY MACHINERY DEFEAT TWO JOBBERS, big fucking deal. 💤 🛌

Erick Rowan coming to the ring.
Roman Reigns coming out seeking revenge on Erick Rowan for last week's altercation.
Referees and security getting involved trying to stop the altercation. The fight between Erick Rowan and Roman Reigns escalated around the arena. Erick Rowan is fucking sick, lmao. Damn dun, yo did y'all see that? Rowan just used the television cameras as a weapon taking down Roman Reigns, the referees and the security team. It was like some sort of swinging camera. Oh man fucking crazy.🤟
Erick Rowan look like the new, Monster Among Men.

The New York Guardians, XFL February 2020

Charlotte Flair on commentary
MATCH #04
BAYLEY DEFEAT EMBER MOON
Bayley taking down Ember Moon with a belly to belly suplex.

Kofi Kingston coming out to talk about his upcoming match against Randy Orton this Sunday st Clash of Champions.... During the middle of his promo you hear those dreadful words, STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID
Kofi Kingston letting off some steam. Kofi Kingston showing Randy Orton who's the stupid one. As, Randy Orton lay there beaten. The crowd screaming out, "LET THEM FIGHT!"

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: KEVIN OWENS
MATCH #05 "KING OF RING TOURNAMENT"
CHAD GABLE DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON in less than a minute. Shane is very irate, he is now making this match a 2 out of 3 falls match.
CHAD GABLE DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Shane McMahon tapping out.
Shane McMahon was so pissed at Kevin Owens. Shane firing Kevin Owens tonight.
Omg, what a crappy Smackdown main event. 💤 🛌

Smackdown is finally over, yawn. Lets move on to some real wrestling. 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205, 205.
205 Live immediately after Smackdown Live....

205 LIVE:
MATCH #01
JACK GALLAGHER & KUSHIDA DEFEAT BRIAN KENDRICKS & AKIRA TOZAWA
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 AWESOME, GREAT MATCH 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

The Bollywood Actors Studio with The Singh Brothers....
This is really funny to see, The Singh Brothers getting more spotlight and shine than their mentor lately. What the hell happened to Jinder Mahal?

Sara interviewing Mike Kanellis

MATCH #02
HUMBERTO CARRILLO & LINCE DORADO VS DREW GULAK & TONY NESE
Drew Gulak and Tony Nese getting an early start with the punches. Drew Gulak and Tony Nese come out firing the first blow. Drew Gulak and Tony Nese attacking Humberto Carrillo and Lince Dorado before the first bell. Ariya Davouri coming out assisting Drew Gulak and Tony Nese in the beat down. Gran Metalik coming to the aide of Humberto Carrillo and Lince Dorado. Drew Gulak, Tony Nese and Ariya Davouri thinking they've gotten one up on Humberto Carrillo, Lince Dorado and Gran Metalik. They are not letting this attack end like this. The match just became a 03 on 03 match.

MATCH #03 "06 MAN TAG TEAM"
HUMBERTO CARRILLO, GRAN METALIK AND LINCE DORADO DEFEAT DREW GULAK, ARIYA DAVOURI AND TONY NESE

The crowd is getting restless, this match have gone over for quite sometime. I'm wondering when are we going to see a pin count. The crowd is beginning to piss me off with this bullshit, "Baby" chants being directed at 205 Live. I'am not sure who the reference is made for. I believe its for either Tony Nese or Ariya Davouri. I don't care who its for, I just wish these stupid WWE fans just stop with the chants, smh.

Okay, we've come to our main event of the night. So, this is the bullshit these ignorant New York WWE fans been waiting for, a 18 second match of The Fiend taking down The B-Team, 💤 🛌 I fucking swear these moronic WWE fans like anything STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID coming from Vince McMuFFin, smh.

MATCH #04 "02 ON 01 HANDICAP MATCH"
THE FIEND DEFEAT THE B-TEAM

Okay, you don't need to ask me how my night went. I think you've already know. You also don't need to ask me, which was the better night.
RAW gets a 7.5 🤟
SMACKDOWN gets a 03 💤
205 LIVE gets a 06 👍

Upcoming Events:
WWE CLASH OF CHAMPIONS, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH

WWE NXT PREMIERING ON THE USA NETWORK, WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 18TH

WWE LIVE HOLIDAY TOUR , RETURNING TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN DECEMBER 26TH