Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2019 ROH: Manhattan Mayhem Issue

Rings of Honor' Manhattan Mayhem live at the Hammerstein Ballroom aka the Manhattan Center.

Kick Off Show Presentation:
You must forgive me I know very little about what took place during the kick off show. I have just walked in. It maybe possible I've missed a match or two. The one thing I recall at the early upstart of the evening were these two guys, S. O. S.... Soldiers Of Savagery doing damage and making an impression of the night.

Match #02
KELLY KLINE DEFEATED KARISSA RIVERA
After the match, Kelly Kline showing true sportsmanship to Karissa Rivera for an awesome match these two just performed. Sumi Sakai coming out to show love and support on Karissa's future WOH opportunity. With every heartfelt moment there has to be these bitches, Allure voicing their ignorant remarks and comments on how they feel about this whole situation. Velvet Sky stating that Angelina Love should be the next in line for a title opportunity. Pointing out on how, Angelina Love defeated Kelly Kline at Best In The World.

Match #03
THE VILLIAN ENTERPRISE DEFEATED ELI ISOM, CHEESEBURGER AND RYAN NOVA

This was an interesting site to see. This cheap, Chyna imitation that goes by the name Maria Manic aka The Maneater. Maneater, I guess the song by Daryl Hall and John Oates fits her perfectly.

This is something else unpleasant I wasn't in the mood for the undeserving current, ROH Champion, Matt Taven. Matt Taven coming out only to brag about himself and his bogus success. Continuing to anger the New Yorkers with his Boston ass. Up next the crowd getting a visit from Mr K-I-N-G, Kenny King his presence wasn't any better than seeing Matt Taven. Kenny King calling out Matt Taven, he wants to be the 03rd man in the ROH World title match for later on. Matt Taven somehow agrees to this decision and they both shook on it.

The kick off show shenanigans are basically over. There was a 05 minute recession period before the actual event got underway. First match of the Rings of Honor Manhattan Mayhem live performance.

Match #01
DRAGON LEE DEFEATED JONATHON GRESHAM

Match #02 Triple Threat Tag Team Match
COAST TO COAST VS S. O. S. VS THE BOUNCERS
S.O.S. later rejected from the match by the referee.
THE BOUNCERS DEFEATED COAST TO COAST.
The Bouncers winning the match. Unfortunately there weren't enough time for a beer celebration. The Kingdom's TK O'Ryan and Vinny Marseglia attacking The Bouncers with steel chairs and placing themselves inside the middle of the ring for a cigarette break.
As we all know, The Kingdom isn't liked very much anywhere so why should NYC be any different. The live New York crowd showing how much they felt about The Kingdom. I believe this pretty much sums it up. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
TK O'Ryan feeling a little rush, so who more likely than his next opponent to come out and accept this early match up.

Match #03
RUSH' DEFEATED TK O'RYAN
Huge fan support and appreciation for Rush'
An unknown, Luchador lurking at ringside. At least that's what we thought. Or, maybe a fan with a luchador mask over his head.  A unknown luchador trying to get the attention of Rush'
It turned out to be Dalton Castle disguised as that unknown luchador attacking Rush' and taking him down.
I'm not going to say, I liked what Dalton Castle did but you must admit that was an awesome plan. Dalton Castle playing into Rush' having him think, its a fan.

Match #04 Triple Threat "ROH World Championship" Match
MATT TAVEN DEFEATED KENNY KING AND JAY LETHAL
This was probably the lamest match of the evening and you know that is very tough to say about a World title match. I knew, Matt Taven was going to win. They had this plot planned out from the kick off show. Kenny King entering himself as the 03rd competitor for the ROH World title. You just  knew, Kenny King would be the factor in Jay Lethal not becoming champion tonight. I guess, you can say Matt Taven tonight showed Kenny King who's the real "K-I-N-G".

Next match an 08 man tag team match between The Villain Enterprise verses Lifeblood. Let me introduce the members within each group.
Villain Enterprise: Marty Scurll, Brody King, Flip Gordan and everyone's favorite PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO, this guy is definitely not human. If you see this monster inside the ring you'll know why he's not human. 🤟

Lifeblood: Tracy Williams, Mark Haskins, Pj Black and another favorite for the opposite side, Bandido.
This look like its going to be an awesome match. We have two dominating forces in ROH getting ready to beat the brains out of one another. I like, Lifeblood but tonight I'm rolling with the Villain Enterprise. Villain Club, 💯 bay bay.

Match #05
LIFEBLOOD DEFEATED THE VILLIAN ENTERPRISE
Pj Black playing the factor in this match to help get Lifeblood their victory.

Match #06 A Street fight for the "ROH World Tag Team Championship"
THE BRISCOES DEFEATED G. O. D... THE GORILLAS OF DESTINY
The Briscoes getting tonight's victory in the main event and becoming the 11X Tag Team Champions. This was also another awesome match. A total monster ball type of match consisting of tables, ladders, chairs, kendu sticks. Basically anything underneath the ring that can be used as a weapon, lol.

And, just like that ROH Manhattan Mayhem was over and it was only 10:18pm. I'm not going to say I was sad, just a little bit disappointed. I have always attended a ROH event whenever they come to my town and this is the earliest they ever ended. Rings of Honor usually hold down the Manhattan Center until about 11 o'clock. It is possible the intense amount of heat this weekend possibly has an factor to why the program was so short. Regardless, how short I thought Manhattan Mayhem may have been it still was an awesome event and a awesome night. 🤘

ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH RINGS OF HONOR, BAY BAY!!!

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2019 Issue of Extreme Rules

KICK OFF SHOW HOSTS: JONATHAN COACHMAN, BETH PHOENIX, SAM ROBERTS AND CHARLY CARUSO

KICK OFF SHOW:
MATCH #01: "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT FINN BALOR TO BECOME THE NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION.

MATCH #02: "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW GULAK DEFEAT TONY NESE.
Drew Gulak retaining his Championship.

Why am I not surprised, Shane McMahon starting off tonight's pay per view. He starts off everything else from Raw to Smackdown. Why should tonight's pay per view be any different.
Okay, we have Shane McMahon, Drew McIntyre and Roman Reigns inside the ring. We're now just waiting on the turtle feet walking, The Undertaker.
It is now, 7:20pm and this match haven't started yet. Hurry up, Taker!

EXTREME RULES PAY PER VIEW:
MATCH #01 "NO HOLDS BARRED"
ROMAN REIGNS & THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON & DREW MCINTYRE
The Deadman and the Scottish Psychopath exchanging blows. The Undertaker with a steel chair chasing Shane out of the arena. Drew McIntyre all over Roman Reigns. Shane making his way back to ringside. The Undertaker gets the tag. Shane being bounced around the ring like a pinball. The Undertaker doing some redecorating. Elias from behind with the guitar to the back of The Undertaker. Elias and McIntyre dragging The Undertaker and placing him across the table. Shane with a frog splash leap off the top turnbuckle into The Undertaker. The Undertaker haven't moved. Shane has more plans. Elias and McIntyre setting up The Undertaker in the corner of the ring. Shane with a coast to coast on The Undertaker. Shane wants to do some more. The Undertaker is back up. Shane looking as if he seen a ghost. Roman Reigns with a spear on Drew McIntyre intercepting the claymore. The Undertaker with the tombstone piledriver on Shane.... REST IN PEACE!

It's time for Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder to get a beat down, IN THE UUUSOOOSSSS PENITENTIARY!!! The Usos possible 07X Tag Team Champions tonight.

MATCH #02 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE REVIVALS DEFEAT THE USOS
Scott Dawson taking a hard one during the match. Dash Wilder with a quick pin on Jimmy Uso hoping it was a 03 count. Scott Dawson with a brainbuster on Jey Uso. Dash Wilder with a superplex on Jey Uso. Jimmy Uso breaking up the pin.

This is what I'm waiting for. Someone finally knocked on the door of Aleister Black. Cesaro showing his balls. Let's see how much balls, Cesaro has left when this match is over.... FADE TO BLACK!
The Swiss Cyborg and the Dutch Destroyer competing here tonight for the first time. My money on Aleister Black, I've been down with him from day one ish.

MATCH #03
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT CESARO
Cesaro a half a second away from a victory Aleister Black with great veteran instinct, foot under the bottom rope.

MATCH #04 "A 02 0N 01 HANDICAP MATCH FOR THE SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS AND NIKKI CROSS
Bayley pinned Nikki Cross. Okay, Miss Cross we will all see tomorrow night on Raw how, Alexa Bliss feels about all this.

MATCH #05 "LAST MAN STANDING"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY
This match that's about to go down is an epitome of what an extreme rules match should be defined. No count outs, no disqualification, everything's legal by all means necessary. There isn't any other 02 behemoth than tonight's opponents, Braun Strowman and Bobby Lashley tearing the flesh off of one another.
The match seem to have found itself within the concession area. The fight heading back inside among the WWE Universe.
Bobby Lashley with a great attempt to bury Braun Strowman underneath the German commentary table. Braun Strowman making it out before the count of 08. Braun Strowman spearing Bobby Lashley into the International commentary table. It seems like all night they've been destroying this commentary section. Braun Strowman continuing to knock down Bobby Lashley. Yet, Bobby Lashley keeps getting up. Braun Strowman with a power slam onto Bobby Lashley. Now, both men are down. The referee begins to count. Braun Strowman fighting his way through the wreckage. Braun Strowman the only one left standing.

MATCH #06 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE PLANET'S CHAMPIONS AND THE HEAVY MACHINERY
🤮 BARFF! This is such bullshit. They let The New Day win tonight and become 06X SDL Tag Team Champions but The Usos couldn't win earlier and become 07X Raw Tag Team Champions. NEW DAY SUCKS🖕NEW DAY SUCKS🖕 NEW DAY SUCKS🖕

Paul Heyman making his presence tonight in Philadelphia. You can't have anything extreme in the WWE without this guy.

The Club on the attack before the first bell. The Club softening up Ricochet for Aj Styles. The referee in the corner checking on Ricochet before they proceed.

MATCH #07 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT RICOCHET
This is also another good match that defines the art of extreme rules. You have here, Ol' Skool Aj Styles verses Nu Skool Aj Styles. Near fall after near fall between each competitor. Ricochet and Aj Styles slugging it out. Aj Styles with close victory. Ricochet manage to kick out. Ricochet with a shooting star press on Aj Styles. Ricochet going for the pin. Karl Anderson saving Aj Styles, addressing that his foot is underneath the rope. Ricochet with a kick taking down Karl Anderson. Aj Styles with the Styles Clash on Ricochet. Aj Styles winning here tonight as the 03X United States Champion.

MATCH #08
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER in a matter of seconds.... Kevin Owens making a statement. Kevin Owens grabs the mic with something to say, "SHANE MCMAHON CAN KISS MY ASS!"

I'm with you, Owens. Shane can kiss my ass too.🖕

MATCH #09 "SDL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
We all heard from the man earlier, Mr ECW Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar maybe cashing in his MITB briefcase. Kofi Kingston is that walking target. Kofi Kingston for the first time going up against Somoa Joe.
I see, Kofi Kingston as that 16 year old boy who recently got his driver's license and the keys to a brand new lamborghini but he has no idea on how to switch gears. Kofi Kingston just driving along the WWE Championship path until he eventually crashes.

MATCH #10 "MIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP. WINNERS TAKES ALL"
SETH ROLLINS & BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT BARON CORBIN & LACEY EVANS
Omg, Lacey Evans going to rule the day she embroided the name Seth on her tights.
Baron Corbin taking a breather and coming back with the kendu stick. Lacey Evans tossing in the ring several steel chairs. I wonder what, Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans have in store.
Baron Corbin decorating the center of the ring with steel chairs. Baron Corbin already with 02 near falls. Becky Lynch in the ring now getting some of Lacey Evans. Becky Lynch avoiding the Women's right and going for the disarmour. Lacey Evans manage to save herself. Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch setting up tables outside the ring. Awesome team work between them two.
Lacey Evans with the kendu stick pounding on Seth Rollins. Lacey Evans with a double choke slam on Becky Lynch. Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans dominating the match from this point. Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch dragging Baron Corbin and Lacey Evans to the tables. Both, Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch off the ring into the table. Becky Lynch taking out Lacey Evans with a leg cross. Baron Corbin with the dirty deeds on Seth Rollins. Baron Corbin with an end of days on Becky Lynch. Seth Rollins running a mock going wild on Baron Corbin with the steel chair. Seth Rollins taking out Baron Corbin with 03 stomps and securing the victory.

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman coming out to cash in his MITB briefcase. Brock Lesnar with 03 German suplexes followed by an F5. Brock Lesnar pinning Seth Rollins to become new, 03X Universal Champion.

It was an awesome pay per view up until the ending. Let's face it some may not like what Brock Lesnar did. We knew eventually the day would come when he cashes in the briefcase. So, I guess now the Universal Championship will disappear until Survivor series, lol. Good night everyone. ✌

NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW:
NXT TAKEOVER TORONTO SATURDAY, AUGUST 10TH
SUMMERSLAM, SUNDAY AUGUST 11TH
CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS, SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 15TH

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2019 Issue #02 "Stomping Grounds Pay Per View"

Stomping Grounds live tonight at the Tacoma Dome, Tacoma, Washington

Stomping Grounds Kick Off Show Panel:
Jonathan Coachman, Charly Caruso, David Otunga and Booker T

We're getting ready for the Purple brand 205 Live. Tony Nese putting his Cruiserweight Championship on the line in a Triple Threat match.

Kick Off Show Match:
Nigel McGunness, Tom Phillips and Aiden English, 205 Live commentary team are here with us....
"CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW GULAK DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA AND TONY NESE
Akira Tozawa looking to gain a 02X championship reign with the Cruiserweight championship. Drew Gulak out here tonight hoping to gain his first championship in the WWE. He's done it, Drew Gulak knocking out Tony Nese and taking down Akira Tozawa. Drew Gulak, the new face of 205 Live. Drew Gulak finally accomplishing 205 gold.

STOMPING GROUNDS PAY PER VIEW:

Becky Lynch promising the fans that we do not have to wait. The Man kicking off, Stomping Grounds to take care of Lacey Evans.

MATCH #01: "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT LACEY EVANS
We're getting ready for a match between The Man and a Lady. Lacey Evans promising to get rid of the rubbish that surrounds the WWE. Becky Lynch seeing her bluff. Becky Lynch holds on tonight with the Raw Women's Championship. Lacey Evans giving up. A quick tap out due to the disarmor. Once again a Man dominates a Lady.

MATCH #02:
SAMI ZAYN & KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT BIG E & XAVIER WOODS
Big E have yet to tag in. Zayn and Owens having there way with Xavier Woods. Zayn and Owens doing a fantastic thing by keeping Xavier isolated. This is what you call textbook tag team. Xavier Woods finally getting the opportunity. In comes the gamechanger, Big E. The tables have seem to have turned. Sami Zayn is the one now being isolated from Kevin Owens. Big E taking Sami Zayn out of the ring. Kevin Owens with a stunner on Xavier Woods scoring the victory.

I want to say, congratulations to Drew Gulak on winning his first championship here tonight. While we're on the subject of championships. I hope this man in the next match coming up have the same kind of success tonight like Drew Gulak. Ricochet going one on one with Somoa Joe for his first title offense.

MATCH #03: "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
RICOCHET DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Ricochet have been doing an excellent job throughout the match. Somoa Joe getting frustrated because he haven't been capable of putting Ricochet away. Ricochet gonna fly, landing with the 630 splash. We have a new, United States Champion. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET RICOCHET 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #04: "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE PLANET'S CHAMPIONS DEFEAT HEAVY MACHINERY
I'am surprised by the love, Daniel Bryan is receiving tonight in Tacoma. Daniel Bryan who happens to be a Aberdean, hometown hero.
Bryan is down, here comes the caterpillar.
Rowan saving Daniel Bryan.
Otis Dozavich and Rowan going toe to toe.
Daniel Bryan pinning Tucker Knight. Washington keep their Hometown hero in Daniel Bryan followed by Rowan.

MATCH #05: "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY YEAH, YOU GO GURL! 🤟

Aj Styles and The Goode Brothers crashing Ricochet's photo session. Ricochet already receiving his first title shot for the United States Championship. Aj Styles will see Ricochet tomorrow on Raw.

Shane McMahon accompanying Drew McIntyre to the ring.

MATCH #06:
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE
Roman Reigns on his way down the ramp.
Drew McIntyre already with a fight on Roman Reigns before the opening bell. These two going to have it out, outside the ring. The opening bell rings and the match is underway. Shane McMahon staying at ringside with Drew McIntyre.
Roman Reigns having the match in his hand. Shane McMahon dragging out the referee. Shane McMahon looking to do some damage onto Roman Reigns. Right now, it's a two on one assault going on and no referee around. Roman Reigns tossing Shane over the top rope. Roman Reigns with a spear on Drew McIntyre followed by a superman punch. Roman Reigns taking down Drew McIntyre and Shane McMahon tonight.

MATCH #07 "STEEL CAGE MATCH"
"WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT DOLPH  ZIGGLER
This match is a waste of time. I was never big on steel cage matches. Here you have two competitors busting themselves up inside a wired room, willing to do anything for championship victory. Dolph Ziggler is completely wasting his time tonight. We know, he's not leaving Tacoma as the new WWE World Champion.
I proved my point, Kofi Kingston is still WWE World Champion. Dolph Ziggler needs to come to terms with himself and realize, "it wasn't  you".

Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre are so irate. Shane McMahon not letting Roman Reigns go. Shane wants to see how bad Roman Reigns really is. Shane McMahon challenging Roman Reigns to a two on one handicap match tomorrow night on Raw.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SPECIAL HANDPICKED REFEREE COURTESY OF BARON CORBIN.... "LACEY EVANS"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
Lacey Evans doing Baron Corbin's bidding. Lacey Evans being very lackadaisical in this match. Lacey Evans continuing to bark orders at Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins with a clean cut victory over Baron Corbin. Lacey Evans moves in with the slow pin count. Baron Corbin manage to kick out. Lacey Evans screwing Seth Rollins again. Seth Rollins could of had a count out victory. Lacey Evans taking her time counting Baron Corbin back inside the ring. As soon as, Lacey reaches 08 she decides to change the rules. Lacey Evans claiming the rest of this match, "no count outs". Baron Corbin beating the hell out of Rollins with a steel chair. Lacey Evans filing her nails and not paying  attention. Lacey Evans changing the rules again. The match have now been declared, "no disqualification".
Lacey Evans going face to face with Seth Rollins. Lacey Evans slapping Seth Rollins in his face. Baron Corbin with the end of days on Seth Rollins. Lacey Evans with a low blow on Seth Rollins. Becky Lynch coming down the ramp taking care of Lacey Evans and help out her boyfriend, Seth Rollins. A new referee, Don Cone being appointed to the match. It's time now for Seth Rollins to burn it down.

Congratulations tonight on the premiere of Stomping Grounds pay per view. It wasn't that bad like everyone expected. Congratulations tonight to our new title holders, Drew Gulak and Ricochet. Of course, congratulations to the remaining title holders as well. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Next WWE Events....
WWE Extreme Rules Sunday, July 14, 2019
NXT Takeover: Toronto Sat, Aug. 10, 2019
WWE Summerslam, Sun, August 11, 2019
WWE Clash of Champions, September 15, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2019 Issue #01 "WWE Super Showdown"

I've been having a hard time. I got out of work a little early than expected. Today is the day of WWE Super Showdown taking place 07 hours away in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. I wanted to hang around the city a bit and wait to watch today's pay per view at the Legends Bar. The only thing I'm trying to think, is this really worth it. The pay per view is scheduled to begin at 2pm. Which means more than likely there's a kick off show at 1pm. Which is about to begin in 20 minutes.

Right now, the Kick Off Show panel is on. NICE!, to see Renee Young back on the panel along with David Otunga and Charly Caruso. I believe the Kick Off Show is on U.S. soil, broadcasting in the states. Possibly the WWE Headquarters.

"SETH ROLLINS IS HERE!" 🤟 Byron Saxton conducting a interview with Seth Rollins. I'm glad Rollins made it. Rollins stated he isn't 100% but he'll be ready tonight if "The Beast" decides to show up.

Wait, a minute that's not Renee Young. That's Beth Phoenix, BOOOOO!!!! Now you see, why I hate blondes, you can never tell them apart.

I don't know, if you ask me this pay per view isn't a big deal to the United States. I see it  more as an insult to Saudi Arabia. The audience is not going to get their monies worth. The only matches that make a big deal are "Seth Rollins vs Baron Corbin", "Kofi Kingston vs Dolph Ziggler", "The Undertaker vs Goldberg" for the first time ever, totally awesome. 🙌 Now that's what you call a dream match. Other than that I'll probably say, the 50 man battle royal. The lamest match of the night. I don't think I have to tell anyone, y'all know what it is "Roman Reigns vs Shane McMahon". This is such a disrespect to Roman Reigns fighting someone like Shane McMuFFin. After what I've been seeing from the last couple of weeks by Shane, he earned the right to carry the same last name as his father, "MCMUFFIN!"
This is only my opinion but I know there's a few cats out there who agree with me.

Okay, its about to go down now the kick off  show matches. Omg, you serious Michael Cole 101 degrees out there right now. Damn, all I can say is, I'm glad I wasn't born Arabiac, lol.

Coming to you, live from the King Abdullah Arena. We start the first match with The Usos facing The Revivals. The Revivals looking to gain some respect from The Usos. You all know for the past couple of weeks, The Revivals had to deal with The Usos childish behavior towards them.

KICK OFF SHOW:
THE USOS DEFEATING THE REVIVALS
Why am I not surprised. The Revivals keep getting slapped in the face whenever they're involved with The Usos.

SUPER SHOWDOWN PAY PER VIEW:

Seth Rollins doing that Wrestlemania 35 shit again. Okay, Seth I'll let this one slide because perhaps you may actually be injured from what Brock Lesnar did to you on Monday Night. You probaby just want to get this match out of the way, early to give yourself time to rest. Its understandable.

MATCH #01 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEATING BARON CORBIN
Baron Corbin's frustrations towards the referee cost him the match. Baron Corbin with a end of days on Seth Rollins. Rollins is down. Uh oh, here comes "The Beast". Lol, Rollins with a low blow on Brock Lesnar. Giving, Seth Rollins some leeway to put "The Beast" to sleep. Seth Rollins with the steel chair paying Brock Lesnar back from Monday night. However, the briefcase was never cashed in. Paul Heyman tripped and drop the briefcase. Brock Lesnar getting what he deserved, leaving here tonight with a possible damaged arm and bruises. LMFAO!

MATCH #02 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE DEMON FINN BALOR DEFEATING ANDRADE
You probaby should of had Charlotte there with you in Jeddah. Maybe if she sucked your dick tonight, it may have given you good luck. I'm sorry Andrade maybe next time Vince McMahon will allow you to bring wifey.

This is the lamest match of the night. I hope people are going to bathroom during this match. "BATHROOM BREAK!" Even if you don't have to use the bathroom. Do anything else but acknowledge this crap. Jerk off, Smoke a blunt, whatever it is. I guarantee you'll enjoy that more than this bullshit.
MATCH #03
SHANE MCMAHON DEFEATS ROMAN REIGNS 🛌 💤
Thanks alot McIntyre, you suck too. 🖕
I heard the bullshit results. I'm glad I wasn't here to see that bullshit. How ironic, this time I actually did go to the bathroom for real, lol. Shane sucks! I can't believe they're going to continue this feud.

This is another bullshit match. This 03 on 01 Handicap match coming up. You can perhaps call this one as well a bathroom break match. Since I've already went to the bathroom on the last match. I'm calling, this match right here "My Blunt Break". Fuck y'all I'm going to get twisted.

MATCH #04
LARS SULLIVAN DEFEAT THE LUCHA HOUSE PARTY by disqualification 🛌 💤

MATCH #05
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT TRIPLE H
You know what would of been awesome. WWE could of stuck it to AEW. Triple H should of entered the match sitting on his throne. Rather than driving his buggy into the arena. Randy Orton doing so well against this old man, lol. It would suck if WWE had it scheduled for Triple H win. I don't know why, Triple H want to relive his glory days. He suck, Triple H is rusty. Can someone bring some oil to loosen him up. Wait, aren't we in Saudi Arabia isn't oil their business. There should be plenty around here, lol. I'm glad for once Triple H didn't allow his ego to determine who should win. Congratulations to Randy Orton.

MATCH #06
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY 🛌 💤

MATCH #07 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
See, this is what I'm talking about. Dolph Ziggler could of been the WWE Champion tonight. Your right, Ziggler "It could of been you" but here's your problem like what happened to Baron Corbin earlier in his match, you need to stay focused on the match and not what's going on around you . The superkick you delivered to Xavier Woods was unnecessary. You have to expect Xavier Woods was going to seek revenge. Your right, Ziggler it could of been you. Stop screwing up and maybe one day it will be you.

Dolph Ziggler so furious, backstage. Ziggler wants a rematch at Stomping Grounds in 02 weeks... "STEEL CAGE!"

Okay, you think it's hot in Jeddah, right now. The 50 man battle royal is about to burn down the house.

MATCH #08 "50 MAN BATTLE ROYAL"
SUNIL
SAMIR
KARL ANDERSON
CURT HAWKINS
BO DALLAS
NO WAY JOSE
TONY NESE
TUCKER KNIGHT
AKAM
RAZAR
IVOR
ERIK
TITUS O'NEILL
BUDDY MURPHY
SHELTON BENJAMIN
LUKE GALLOWS
ZACK RYDER
CURT HAWKINS
CHAD GABLE
APOLLO CRUZ
JINDER MAHAL
OTIS DOZAVICH
XAVIER WOODS
ROWAN
DASH WILDER
SCOTT DAWSON
MATT HARDY
CEDRIC ALEXANDER

SIN CARA
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
RUSEV
BOBBY ROODE
THE MIZ
SOMOA JOE
ALI
RICOCHET
CESARO
ELIAS
MONSOOR, WINNING THE BATTLE ROYAL
Awesome, battle royal tonight. I'm probably off by 10 men. Omg, it was so many men flying around that ring. It's impossible to keep up with all of them. I believe I got a good majority of the participants involved.
Congratulations to Monsoor, Jeddah's own WWE first Saudi Arabian superstar 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

We finally come to the match of night. The dream match between to the wrestling icons, WWE's THE UNDERTAKER squaring off with the man known for his 173 WCW win record, GOLDBERG. THE Undertaker specifically told Goldberg on this past Monday Night Raw. I don't want the homemaker, Goldberg. The Undertaker is looking for the real, Goldberg. The asskicking, Goldberg. Do y'all think, Goldberg can deliver?

MATCH #09 "FIRST TIME EVER"
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT GOLDBERG
Goldberg busted open already. Goldberg kicking out of the tombstone piledriver. Goldberg getting back up on his feet. Goldberg with a spear taking down The Undertaker. Goldberg with a jackhammer on The Undertaker. Now, it's The Undertaker that gets up. Goldberg with an attempt to take down The Undertaker with the tombstone piledriver. The Undertaker finishing off Goldberg with his own move, the jackhammer. This match was bullshit, 11 minutes. You can tell neither opponent couldn't take it anymore that is why the match was so short. It's time guys to finally retire them wrestling boots, particularly The Undertaker. Dude, your like 53 years old. How long can you keep going?

Anyone I know it was a lovely night in Jeddah, Saudia Arabia. Same here in the  NYC I'm glad I was apart of this afternoon's event. I had a wonderful Friday afternoon. My only complaint with todays/nights pay per view. I think it was messed up that the ladies of Saudia Arabia weren't allowed to partake in tonight's event. I'm sitting here looking at the screen. All I see is an arena filled with guys. Which probably explains alot on why there weren't any WWE Women superstars here. If you want to count Renee Young as a female superstar for the WWE, you can she was the only here tonight. No other WWE Female Superstar was here. Zelina Vega wasn't even here with Andrade.
The Saudi Arabian government believe very strong in how a lady is suppose to be represented in the world. Maybe not in our world but Saudia Arabia takes pride in establishing a female's position in society.

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia 12:49am
New York, 05:49pm
California, 02:49 pm

Next, WWE Pay Per View Event:
"Stomping Grounds", June 23, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter Issue #02 "AEW: DOUBLE OR NOTHING"

The day is finally here. The day y'all catz been fiendin for the last couple of months. Well its here, motherfuckers will finally get a chance to experience the new sports entertainment brand looking to take WWE out of business. Can I get a chant for,
AEW 👏👏👏AEW 👏👏👏 AEW 👏👏👏AEW 👏👏👏AEW 👏👏👏 AEW 👏👏👏AEW 👏👏👏AEW 👏👏👏 AEW 👏👏👏

I know, I do not know much about this organization but I do know enough about the participants in tonight's debut pay per view.

I arrived minutes after 07. Still enough time to see there was a kick off show match in progress. A 21 match battle royal. Right about now there's probably, I say 13 superstars in the ring. The last superstar to enter the battle royal, #21 Adam "Hangman" Page. Who just happen to be the winner of the battle royal gaining him a championship match opportunity with tonight's main event winner at AEW next live event.

KICK OFF SHOW:
ADAM "HANGMAN" PAGE, winner of the Battle Royal

The next kick off show match happened with KIP SABIAN DEFEATING SAMMY QUEVARA

Its 8 o'clock now and "ALL ELITE WRESTLING" is about to begin.

Cody Rhodes, Brandi Rhodes, The Youngbucks welcoming the fans.

I wasn't familiar AEW's commentary team that is why I was so happy when Jim Ross was introduced to join the announce table. At least now, I have a familiar face.

Speaking of familiar faces. Here is one I was quite happy to see again. SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU, SO CAL UNCENSORED 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian and Scorpion Sky.

MATCH #01
SCU DEFEAT CHIMA, T-HAWK AND OSHIDA
Frankie Kazarian looks good with his new baldhead.

MATCH #02
BRITT BAKER DEFEAT KYLIE RAE, NYLA ROSE AND AWESOME KONG BRANDI RHODES INTRODUCING AWESOME KONG TO THE MATCH
I can't believe it, Awesome Kong, lol. When was the last time I seen her. She slim down a little bit.
Brandi Rhodes was looking for something more than your average fatal fourway women's match. She wanted a match that's awesome. I believe she got that.

MATCH #03
THE BEST FRIENDS DEFEAT JACK EVANS & ANGELICO
Jack Evans and Angelico bringing the fight to The Best Friends. The Best Friends holding on and capturing the victory.

MATCH #04 "06 WOMAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
This next match, right here. I have no idea who these six female competitors are. The only thing I do know is that AEW have a much better women's division than WWE and Impact.
I don't know what happened, all I do know I just witnessed six of the baddest bitches from Japan light up the house. 👏👏👏👏
AEW, continue to rock as the night goes on. 👏👏👏👏👏

This next match coming up is all about brother vs brother, generation vs generation, Rhodes vs Rhodes, The American Nightmare Cody Rhodes taking on his older brother, The Natural Dustin Rhodes.
Cody Rhodes destroying the throne of Dustin Rhodes at the early upstart of the match.

MATCH #05
CODY RHODES DEFEAT DUSTIN RHODES
Earl Hebner having Brandi Rhodes removed from the arena because of the attack she did on her brother-n-law.
I'm not going to lie, this is an awesome match but still what is the big deal. I just think these AEW fans around me are getting a bit carried away over this match. Its not like we haven't seen Cody Rhodes and Dustin Rhodes wrestle in the past. I can remember the Stardust vs Goldust match in the WWE, February 22, 2015.

Brett Hart is here. Welcome Brett Hart to the opening night of AEW.
Brett Hart, coming out here to present the new AEW World Champion. Brett Hart calling to the ring, Adam "Hangman" Page. Adam Page is interrupted by Maxwell Jacob Friedman. Someone else in the organization I'am not familiar with. Judging by his attitude, his appearance and the mistreatment of the fans in the audience. I say, AEW have their version of The Miz, lol.

MATCH #06 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE  YOUNGBUCKS DEFEAT LUCHA BROS
Nick and Matt Jackson regaining their championships, why am I not surprised. To me a waste of time. Never would I thought of an Youngbucks to be a bathroom break match. I am sorry to say that, but let's face it. No matter how great the match between The Youngbucks and The Lucha Brothers were. Its considered a waste of time when you know whose winning.

MATCH #07 "AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO DEFEAT KENNY OMEGA
After the match: What an awesome match between two superstars. I was really rooting for Kenny Omega. Didn't imagine Chris Jericho still having it inside that ring. Of course, as we all know Chris Jericho he just have to grab the mic to brag about himself and tonight's victory.
I didn't expect his appearance tonight. Former, WWE Shield member who now goes by his original name from Rings of Honor, Jon Moxley. Jon Moxley shutting up Chris Jericho and unfortunately he shut up Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega who came to the assist of Chris Jericho. Jon Moxley ending tonight's program with a bang and letting everyone know Dean Ambrose is dead. MOXLEY MOXLEY MOXLEY MOXLEY

I loved tonight's event. It was totally awesome. I started to reminisce on the days as that little boy from the projects watching WWE for the first time and how happy I was. The debut night of AEW, I can say it replaced that feeling.
Do you want to know what's ironic about tonight. I just happen to be wearing a classic, Adam Page T-shirt from ROH. This is a T-shirt that I specifically wanted to wear tonight. So glad I made this choice. I look at it as good luck to his battle royal victory.

I'm behind AEW and I'm looking forward to other upcoming events down the line. AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW
AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW
Good Night Everyone!

Next, AEW Event:
AEW, JUNE 14TH

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2019 Issue #01 "Money In The Bank PPV"

Kick Off Show Panel:
Jonathan Coachman, Charly Caruso, David Otunga, Renee Young and Sam Roberts....

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH
"TAG TEAM VERSES TAG TEAM"
THE USOS DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN AND ERIC ROWAN

Money In The Bank Pay Per View:

MATCH #01
"WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
NAOMI, NIKKI CROSS, CARMELA, EMBER MOON, NATALYA, DANA BROOKE, MANDY ROSE AND BAYLEY
BAYLEY, "MISS MONEY IN THE BANK"

MATCH #02 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Somoa Joe not taking this well. He feels he was ripped off. Somoa Joe's shoulder was up on the third pin. Somoa Joe taking his aggression out on Rey Mysterio, embarrassing him in front of his son, Dominic.
I see there repeating Wrestlemania 35.
This some Seth Rollins/Brock Lesnar shit. Another quick match where the face capture the title from the heel in just a few minutes. It seems obvious the United States Championship is not important to the WWE. They wanted this match over as quick as possible.

MATCH #03 "STEEL CAGE"
SHANE MCMAHON DEFEAT THE MIZ
Shane has no where to run, no where to hide. It's The Mizanins verses The McMahons inside this 18 foot tall steel cage. The match barely started and Shane trying  to climb the gate already.
The Miz have Shane down. The Miz have the opportunity to escape the cage. The Miz looking for revenge, he's not thinking about exiting the cage.
I swear the way Corey Graves praises Shane McMahon. One would have no choice but to wonder, is Corey Graves sucking Shane McMahon's dick.
Shane manage to escape for a victory.

Wow, that sounds awesome, Mick Foley on Monday Night Raw tomorrow night to announce WWE's latest title. I wonder what it's going to be called, "The Mankind Championship", lol. Better yet, he's calling it "The Cactus Championship", lol. I can't wait until tomorrow on Raw.

MATCH #04 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
TONY NESE DEFEAT ARIYA DAVOURI
I just got finish watching a match between The Miz and Shane McMahon. Never thought a day would come and I'm on The Miz's side. The same goes for our next match. I didn't think a day would come for where I'm siding with Tony Nese. As much as, Tony Nese sucked in the beginning of 205. I'll never be on the side of Ariya Davouri.
Lol, I can't believe this, the Cruiserweight title match is lasting longer than the United States match did.
A word of advice for Ariya Davouri, "Don't talk about your hardwork. Let your hardwork be proven inside the ring."
Congratulations to Tony Nese.

MATCH #05 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT LACEY EVANS
This is one of the highlighted matches everyone been talking about. Will there be a title changing hands tonight or does The Man walk out of Hartford, Connecticut remaining Becky Two Belts.
Really, Lacey I thought you were a woman of class. I don't think, rubbing your sweat across the face of Becky Lynch signifies class.
Becky Lynch with the armbar, taking out Lacey Evans. Becky Lynch have one down or at least that's what she thought.
Charlotte Flair coming down the ramp looking to bump up the SD Women's Championship match earlier. Becky Lynch just got finished defending her Raw title in a brutal match. Charlotte looking to take a advantage of that.
Becky Lynch doesn't have to accept it now. Becky Lynch looking to show the WWE Universe and the people of Hartford, why she's known as, "BECKY TWO BELTS!"

MATCH #06 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH Lacey Evans giving an assist to Charlotte Flair by planting the Women's Rights left hook. Charlotte Flair leaving tonight, as Charlotte 09X
Becky Lynch going after Lacey Evans for what she did. Charlotte Flair from behind taking down Becky Lynch. Charlotte and Lacey team up on Becky Lynch.
Uh oh here she comes Miss Money In Bank, Bayley.... BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY
Bayley cashing in the briefcase. Yes, do it girl. COME ON BAYLEY, BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY

MATCH #07
BAYLEY DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR
WOOOOOOO, THE NEW SD WOMEN'S CHAMPION, YES YES YES YES YES YES BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY
Look like Charlotte 9X, didn't last that long, lol. YES, BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY
Uh man, I'm so happy for Bayley. I wish I could fuck her. 🥰

Elias looking for some freetime to do, "Walk With Elias!" Elias attacking Roman Reigns in the backstage area. Roman Reigns may not be ready for the match now.
Roman Reigns wasn't letting Elias off that easy. Roman Reigns showing Elias, who's yard is this?

MATCH #08
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT ELIAS

MATCH #09 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT AJ STYLES
We're coming towards the end of Money In The Bank. Our last 03 matches. First up, we have The Phenomenal verses Monday Night Rollins. I know at Wrestlemania 35, I was disappointed in Seth Rollins performance. Here's your chance to make it up to me. Give me a A+ match. LET'S GO ROLLINS👏👏👏 LET'S GO ROLLINS👏👏👏LET'S GO ROLLINS 👏👏👏LET'S GO ROLLINS 👏👏👏LET'S GO ROLLINS👏👏👏 LET'S GO ROLLINS 👏👏👏LET'S GO ROLLINS👏👏👏 LET'S GO ROLLINS👏👏👏
Seth, almost lost the title. Aj Styles hitting Seth Rollins with the styles clash. Seth Rollins manage to stay in this.
Seth Rollins with the stomp.
Congratulations, Seth Rollins 👏👏👏👏👏
Thank you, Seth that's all I wanted a A+ performance.
Aj Styles showing his sportsmanship towards Seth Rollins.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #10 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
LARS SULLIVAN DEFEAT LUCHA HOUSE PARTY
Okay while this match is on I'm going to take a piss. This is one of those snooze matches. 💤💤

MATCH #11 "SD WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
Congratulations to Kofi Kingston for maintaining his championship status. I got to be real that match was boring. You can not compare that match to Seth Rollins Vs Aj Styles, ain't no way in hell.

MATCH #12
"MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
BARON CORBIN, FINN BALOR, ANDRADE, ALI, RICOCHET, DREW MCINTYRE, RANDY ORTON
Sami Zayn is no longer in this match, he have been escorted to the hospital.
Braun Strowman been kicked out of the building.
Oh no, you can't be serious. Guess, who's back Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar coming running down the ramp. Brock Lesnar is the 08th man. Just convenient of Brock Lesnar entering the Money In The Bank, after all the damage have been done to everyone. Everyone have been layed out. Who's going to stop him? 🙁 OMG, I can't believe this. Why is this doofus back? LMFAO! They just ruined their own pay per view. Congratulations to the Women's division tonight best part of pay per view.
LET'S GO BAYLEY, LET'S GO, LET'S GO BAYLEY, LET'S GO, LET'S GO BAYLEY, LET'S GO, LET'S GO BAYLEY, LET'S GO 👏👏👏👏

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2019 Issue #02 "Wrestlemania 35"

Okay, its 5 o'clock, we're logging on into the Wrestlemania 35 Kick Off Show. We have 02 hours to kill before the big event. What are we going to discuss during these next 02 hours.
Let's go over to the panel and see who's there.

Kick Off Show Panel:
Jonathan Coachman, Sam Roberts, Paige and JBL...
Look like we're going to have some awesome guests as well, joining the Kick Off Show panel throughout the evening.
Edge and Christian
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Shawn Michaels
David Otunga, "Happy Birthday today, David"
Booker T

Kick Off Show Match #01
"CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
TONY NESE DEFEAT BUDDY MURPHY
You have two heels facing one another for the Cruiserweight Championship. I assume for this one night, Tony Nese is the babyface of the match. I don't really care, face or no face. I'm riding with the Australian Juggernaut, Buddy Murphy. 🤟
Like I mentioned earlier, I'm not a huge fan of Tony Nese. I'm not a fan of anyone who likes to brag about how beautiful his pecks are. However, Tony Nese's victory is long overdue. He deserves tonight's victory.

Kick Off Show Match #02
"WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL"
MARIA KANELLIS, 01ST ELIMINATION
CANDACE LARAE, 02ND ELIMINATION
NIKKI CROSS, 03RD ELIMINATION
NAOMI, 04TH ELIMINATION
EMBER MOON, 05TH ELIMINATION
LANA, 06TH ELIMINATION
KAIRI SANE, 07TH ELIMINATION
RUBY RIOTT, 08TH ELIMINATION
LIV MORGAN, 09TH ELIMINATION
ZELINA VEGA, 10TH ELIMINATION
DANA BROOKE, 11TH ELIMINATION
MANDY ROSE, 12TH ELIMINATION
MICKIE JAMES, 13TH ELIMINATION
SONYA DEVILLE, 14TH ELIMINATION
ASUKA, 15TH ELIMINATION
SARA LOGAN, 16TH ELIMINATION
CARMELA IS MONEY AND MANIA TONIGHT, THE WINNER OF THE BATTLE ROYAL

Kick Off Show Match #03
"RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
CURT HAWKINS & ZACK RYDER DEFEAT THE REVIVAL
Could, Curt Hawkins 269 match losing streak come to an end. YES SIRRR!!! The Streak is finally over, fucking A dude and on top of everything, we have new Raw tag team champions. WOOOO HOOOO, The Major Brothers are back! Congratulations Bro 💯

Kick Off Show Match #04
"ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL"
Lince Dorado, 01ST ELIMINATION
Curtis Axel, 02ND ELIMINATION
Shelton Benjamin, 03RD ELIMINATION
Bo Dallas, 04TH ELIMINATION
Rhyno, 05TH ELIMINATION
Tyler Breeze, 06TH ELIMINATION
Luke Gallows, 07TH ELIMINATION
EC3, 08TH ELIMINATION
Heath Slater, 09TH ELIMINATION
Titus O'Neill, 10TH ELIMINATION
No Way Jose, 11TH ELIMINATION
Karl Anderson, 12TH ELIMINATION
Bobby Roode, 13TH ELIMINATION
Gran Metalik, 14TH ELIMINATION
Kalisto, 15TH ELIMINATION
Chad Gable, 16TH ELIMINATION
The Ascensions, 17TH ELIMINATION
Heavy Machinery,18TH ELIMINATION
Jinder Mahal,19TH ELIMINATION
Ali, 20TH ELIMINATION
Luke Harper, 21ST ELIMINATION
Apollo, 22ND ELIMINATION
Andrade, 23RD ELIMINATION
The Hardy Boyz, 24TH ELIMINATION
Colin Jost's therapist, 25TH ELIMINATION
Michael Che, 26TH ELIMINATION
Colin Jost, 27TH ELIMINATION
BRAUN STROWMAN WINS, LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT. CAN WE START THE PAY PER VIEW NOW?

Now, we're getting ready to start tonight's pay per view taking place in the Met Life Stadium in E. Rutherford, NJ... Tonight it's all about Wrestlemania 35 🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟

Gracing her presence to sing, "America The Beautiful" Platinum recording artist, Yolanda Adams  👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

The Goddess, Alexa Bliss the host of tonight's Wrestlemania 35. Alexa Bliss making her Wrestlemania moment.
Alexa Bliss snapping her fingers for The immortal, Hulk Hogan to come out. I don't understand why is Hulk Hogan here. WWE just killing time.

More time killing, now everyone have to deal with the big mouth of Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman demanding that Brock Lesnar is the main event or else he's taking his business elsewhere.

Wait, what are we doing here. I can't believe they're starting off Wrestlemania 35 already with the Universal Championship match. Didn't Paul Heyman come out here and demanded to be last tonight. Why are they doing this now. Vince McMuFFin will do anything for Bonehead Lesnar.🖕

MATCH #01 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT BROCK LESNAR
Seth Rollins become the New Universal Champion. I'am happy for Brock Lesnar and Seth Rollins having there match tonight but they didn't have to do it so earlier. Brock Lesnar just didn't want to stick around here tonight. He wanted to get this match over with and leave. Like I said, I'am glad the belt is finally off of Brock Lesnar but let's be real what a shitty victory being made for Seth Rollins. 🙁

Special Guest Commentator: Jerry The King Lawler
MATCH #02
AJ STYLES DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
This house remain to be "The House that Aj Styles built!"

MATCH #03 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP/FATAL FOURWAY"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE BAR, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA & RUSEV AND ALEISTER BLACK & RICOCHET
The Usos holding onto to their Tag Team Championships

Met Life Stadium welcomes WWE Hall of Fame, Class of 2019:
The Honky Tonk Man
Harlem Heat
Torrie Wilson
Brutus The Barber Beefcake
The Heart Foundation
D-Generation X

MATCH #04 "FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE"
SHANE MCMAHON DEFEAT THE MIZ
Shane McMahon defeating The Miz based on a technicality. The Miz taking tonight's match a little to personal. The Miz might have made a idiotic move with that powerslam from the top of that scaffolding set up. Shane landing on top of The Miz. Technically its, The Miz's shoulders down. The referee giving the victory to Shane McMahon.

Special Guest Commentator: Paige
MATCH #05 "WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP/FATAL FOURWAY"
THE ICONICS DEFEAT BOSS N HUG CONNECTION, BETH PHOENIX & NATALYA AND NIA JAX & TAMINA
Yes, the WWE Women's Tag Team Championships coming to Smackdown, that's what's up. Peyton Royce and Billie Kay finally scored some gold. Congratulations! 👏👏👏👏

Okay, we're finally here. The moment I've been waiting for, KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI KOFI
I'm looking forward to tonight's victory. BRING IT HOME, KOFI! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #06 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN
The New Day getting sick and tired of Rowan. Big E and Xavier eliminating the Rowan problem at ringside.
Daniel Bryan with a third attempt at the labelle lock on Kofi Kingston. Kofi Kingston once again breaking through. The New Day Rocks chants are loud throughout the Met Life Stadium. Kofi Kingston with the trouble in paradise maneuver taking out Daniel Bryan. YES YES YES YES YES YES, We have a new yes man and he goes by the name of Kofi Kingston, YES YES YES YES YES YES Kofi Kingston is new WWE Champion and that God awful eco friendly championship is gone. Kofi you did it my dude. 🤟👊🤟👊🤟
My night is awesome, thank you Kofi. I don't care, Wrestlemania can suck for the remainder of the night. Kofi Kingston becoming the new WWE Champion is all I need.

Special Guest Commentator: Booker T
MATCH #07 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
SOMOA JOE DEFEAT REY MYSTERIO
Cheap win, omg what is this, Somoa Joe taking pointers from Seth Rollins on how to win quick and bullshit matches. Come on,  Joe your going to accept that victory. It isn't much of an impact on your first Wrestlemania ever. 👎👎👎👎

This match right here is going to be sick. Here you have two gladiators getting ready to shoot blow for blow. No championships on the line. Just pure bloodsport wrestling. This match I'm not picking a side. All I want is for both of y'all to "FIGHT".

MATCH #08
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE
It look like Roman Reigns may have his groove back.👍

We're about to hear, the musical stylings of Elias. Elias on drums, Elias on piano and Elias on guitar.
I wonder, whose coming out to interfere with Elias's set.
Lol, Elias receiving a special bulletin over the video tron about Babe Ruth.
THUGAMONICS, OMG he's here John Cena. "The Spotlight stealing/Mr Give me everything John Cena is here. BOOOOO!!!!
John Cena you suck, your raps are just as bad as your wrestling, smh. Elias kick his ass. Of course, John Cena got to be the one dominating Elias.

Triple H always have to make an entrance. Seriously, was the buggy mobile necessary. Smh, only with Triple H.

Special Guest Commentator: Shawn Michaels
MATCH #09 "NO HOLDS BARRED"
TRIPLE H DEFEAT BATISTA
Triple H getting ugly in this match. Triple H choking the life out of Batista with a thick metal chain. Triple H mangling the fingers of Batista with a wrench. Triple H ripping out the nose ring from Batista. Batista looking to gain some momentum. Batista with steal steps across the face of Triple H. Batista placing the steps across the announce table. Batista looking to end the match. Batista have in mind, the Batista bomb. Batista taking too long. Triple H countering and slamming Batista across the announce table. Both men laying across floor, struggling to get themselves back in the ring. Triple H looking under the ring for old faithful (the sledgehammer). Batista taking down Triple H with a spear. Batista looking to end the career of Triple H. Batista taking down Triple H with a Batista bomb. Batista have something to prove. He want everyone to know that his career wasn't made by Triple H. Batista kicking out from  the pedigree. Batista with a head bud to Triple H across the steel steps. Lol, I'm not surprised he's out here. Ric Flair making sure that Triple H get tonight's victory.

Special Guest Commentator: JBL
MATCH #10 "FAREWELL MATCH"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT KURT ANGLE
Yo that was horrible. I can't believe it, Kurt Angle lost on his final match. Wow, Kurt Angle losing to Baron Corbin on his last match is like Adam Cole losing at NXT Takeover this past Friday to Johnny Gargano, what an upset. 🙁🙁🙁👎👎👎

MATCH #11 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
FINN BALOR THE DEMON DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY
Finn Balor recapturing the Intercontinental Championship and becoming a 02X Champion.

Carmela and R-Truh brief dance break, as we come down to the main event of the night. I believe all 80,000 people sitting here in the Met Life Stadium could use a break.

Look like Triple H isn't the only one who believes in unique entrances to the ring. Charlotte Flair being dropped off in the back by a helicopter. Ronda Rousey having the band perform her entrance music live here tonight in front of 80,000 people. Becky Lynch was the only one who came out normal. She didn't try and over sell it. This is why, I love The Man. Becky Lynch I'm for you and only you. 💋💋💋

MATCH #12 "A WINNER TAKES ALL FOR THE RAW & SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT RONDA ROUSEY AND CHARLOTTE FLAIR
YES YES YES YES YES YES, My girl did it. Becky Lynch the holders of both Raw and SD Championships. 😭😭😭😭 OMG, FUCKING A, BECKY I LOVE YOU. The Man did it. You are The Man! 💋💋💋💋

Next, WWE Pay Per View Event:
MONEY IN THE BANK, SUNDAY, MAY 19TH