Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #04 "Brooklyn Cyclones Vs. Auburn Double Days"

I could use another night like last saturday's ROH: Field of Honor. Anyone who knows me, knows that I'am not a baseball fan. In fact I'm not a fan in any kind of sport. If its not wrestling, boxing or UFC I could care less. Seriously, when was the last time I attended a baseball game. Y'all really want to know, Reggie Jackson was playing for the New York Yankees. Some of y'all are probably asking, "Who the FUCK is Reggie Jackson?" That was the same thing I said, 30 years ago. I just needed to escape from my home, this evening. Right now, this is the only thing that is poppin' in my hood. Actually, this isn't my hood. This is Coney Island's MCU Park. I'm going to enjoy it. I'll let everyone know, how I felt about it.

The announcer just said, after tonight's game everyone here tonight are welcome to run around the bases. I would like to puke on the bases. Let's face it, this sport is boring. The only thing that impressed me here tonight were perhaps these, wild cherry icey's.

It's getting kind of late and I have no idea when this game is coming to an end. I'm just going to make my exit, right now. Tonight was rather peculiar, not my typical night. As for tonight's game between the Brooklyn Cyclones and the Auburn Double Days, it was alright.
I did like the entertainment in between breaks of the game. There were several different types of entertainment in the middle of the game. We had singing, racing, T-shirt tossing into the stands. I know it is hard to believe for a baseball game. I enjoyed them things more. To everyone else who came out here and actually enjoyed this game, I'm glad you did. There are more Cyclone games coming up this weekend over Labor day.....

"SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 04TH THE BROOKLYN CYCLONES, LAST GAME OF THE SEASON... COME OUT EVERYONE AND CLOSE OUT THE SUMMER WITH THE BROOKLYN CYCLONES, 'BROOKLYN STYLE!!!"

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #03 "ROH: FIELD OF HONOR"

I made it here, live at the MCU Park. It was only last year when I sat in these great seats for great prices. Only with Rings Of Honor, you get good seats. Forgive me a match have started. I would like to apologize if you happen to come across misinformation. I'm not a steady ROH follower like I should be. I don't watch ROH thoroughly like everyone here this evening.

MATCH #01
Tera Hendricks defeat Deana Peruso
One thing I like about ROH fans they're more emotional than WWE audience. Apparently this wasn't a match they were very fond of, lol. When were men ever fond of women accept by the shape of their body and the clothes that they wear.

WHAT!!!, Dude I just stood up for this Star Spangled Banner Theme by someone named Keith Harding I never heard of. Who the fuck I'm standing up for now. I can't keep jumping up and down out of my seat every minute.

MATCH #02
The referee sucks, Dalton Castle had a good 3 count on Kushida.
Kushida defeat Dalton Castle

Here they are asking again for motherfuckers to stand up for some ROH's opening. I don't know what that mean and I don't care to know. I can't do it. I'm not as healthy, as these motherfuckers out here.  I just want to sit back and enjoy tonight's event.

MATCH #03
Bobby Fish defeat  Evil
                          "ROH World T.V. Championship"
I know this is only wrestling. I just love it the way our so call Americans route for the Asians to win the match rather than there own kind... smh This is all I'm hearing, "LET'S GO EVIL!" "LET'S GO EVIL!"
That's great, the crowd is disappointed. Bobby Fish remained T.V. Champion.

You know I never really noticed this before, but I'm glad WWE's audience do not do this whenever there in town. ROH's audience must always give a standing ovation to every wrestler who enters into an arena, (smh) I swear. This is really annoying, getting up out of your seats everytime a wrestler make an entrance.

MATCH #04
Michael "Big Mike" Elgin defeat Donovan Dijak
                          "IWGP Intercontinental Championship"
Winner and still champion, this match was crazy. I love matches like this. When you don't have an idea who to choose for a victory. Just let it play out.

MATCH #05
There is an anonymous tag team group who were never introduced to the ring. Whoever these two anonymous superstars were they did an excellent job defeating two teams. Until, The Cabinet made there entrance. The Cabinet managed to defeat them and no one have a clue who they were.
Yano & Gedo defeated by anonymous tag team group
Will Ferrara & Cheeseburger defeated by anonymous tag team group
The Cabinet defeat the anonymous tag team group
The Cabinet  (Kenny King & Caprice Coleman)
The War Machines defeat The Cabinet
The Briscoes defeat The War Machines
The Addiction defeat The Briscoes
The Addiction are the New Tag Team Champions
                   "World Tag Team Championship Guantlet Match"

I see, Kenny King and his partner changed their names from ANX  (All Night Express) to The Cabinet. They have a presidential gimmick to their characters.

The War Machines look like a dirty version of The Wyatt Family and that's saying alot considering the fact that The Wyatt's are dirtier.

BROOKLYN, THROW YA HANDZ UP!!!! As the next team begin to enter, "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" Give it up to The Briscoes.

Here come my favorite wrestlers I love to hate, just as much as Seth Rollins... The Addiction  (Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian), omg.

Young Bucks came out towards the end of the Guantlet Match. They got themselves involved interfering with the match. The Addiction managed to seize the opportunity and capture their victory along with the gold.

Right now, we're getting ready for intermission. We could use one of those, after this last match. I didn't know when they were going to stop sending out tag teams during that gauntlet match. I could use something to eat right about now.

MATCH #06
It look like the Bullet Club still exist. Vince McMahon didn't take the best of the Bullet Club.
Bullet Club defeat Young Bucks and Motor City Machine Guns
Seriously that was a no brainer.
                                     "8 Man Showdown"

MATCH #07
Kyle O'Reilly defeat Katsuyori Shibata
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

MATCH #08/ Main Event
Adam Cole defeat Jay Lethal, Tetsuya Naito & Hiroshi Tanahashi
               "ROH World Championship/ Four Corner Survival"
ROH's current World champion at this time, Adam Cole.
That's strange, the crowd treating Adam Cole like he's Michael Cole, lol...
It's been like 20 minutes since this match begun. This is kind of early to be ending a wrestling event. I hope this match last for at least an hour.
Lmao, I believe I only heard 1 person shout out Jay Lethal's name. It's a girl somewhere in the audience. Adam Cole and Tanahashi have been getting the most responses from the audience. So you know who's popular and who isn't anymore. Sorry, Jay you should have stayed a face maybe you'll still have fan support.
Adam Cole, remain ROH World Championship.

I just want to say, goodnight but before I do that. I must thank, ROH & MCU Park for keeping my name on the list from last year. I really appreciate, you letting me know about tonight's event. Thank you so much I had a great time. This makes up for Summerslam!
TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!

Rings of Honor, return to New York for Final Battle Friday, Dec. 02nd. Tickets available at ROH.com at the Hammerstein Ballroom

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #02 "Summerslam!"

Omg, I can't believe this. As soon as I leave the arena a match begins. Sheamus verses Cesaro, best of 7 series. I stood on line throughout the whole match. I'm not quite sure who won the match. I think it was Sheamus who scored the victory. It's all good, it's only the kick off show.

I was able to make it back to my seat with my meal in hand.
This was a bad time to go get myself something to eat. The pay per view getting ready to begin. The first match of the event is about to set off. Opening up, tonight's Summerslam and getting the Brooklyn's audience aroused are Enzo Amore and Big Cass. Schedule to face Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens.

MATCH #01
Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens defeat Enzo Amore & Big Cass
This was a good match. That isn't something I normally say whenever Enzo & Cass are involved in a match. Despite that, I'm unlikely to route for the opposing team.

I'm looking forward in seeing, Sasha Banks in BROOKLYN.... I want her theme song to light up my boro. Of course the bitch gotta come out first....

"WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!"

MATCH #02
Charlotte defeat Sasha Banks
                        "WWE Women's Championship"
This match is awesome. Sasha making my dick hard. She's on fire tonight, tearing apart that derelict bitch.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I can't believe this shit two disappointments already. Summerslam isn't looking up. I think I should boo, Summerslam instead of Charlotte.

Here's a match that I have no interest in. How much you want to make a bet this will have a better result than the last two.

MATCH #03
The Miz defeat Apollo Crews
                    "Intercontinental Championship"
It look like I was wrong. I didn't think WWE cared about The Miz that much. They're actually going to let him keep his title a little longer. It's been an hour not 1 face won a match.

We're finally getting to the good matches but I'm not going to get my hopes up. It already been a disappointment. Going down right now is Mr "THEY DON'T WANT NONE" VS Mr "JOHN CENA SUCKS". This is going to be an awesome match. Normally I would want Aj Styles to win this one but because there were several heel domination throughout the course of the show. For this one, I'll route for Cena.

This match can go on forever between these two. I feel bad now that I'm routing for Cena. I'm sitting in the Aj Styles section. I can feel the intensity coming from Brooklyn. It is nice to know this small town, Gainsville boy getting alot of love from BROOKLYN.

MATCH #04
Aj Styles defeat John Cena
Why am I not surprised. Soon as I switch sides, Aj Styles still wins. I routed for Cena for nothing.... "CENA YOU DO SUCK!"

What would WWE be without entertainment? Tonight filling in for Big E of the New Day, its Jon Stewart. I would like to thank, Jon Stewart for doing all the talking for The New Day. For once I didn't have to put up with their Tom foolery. Not like, Jon Stewart's Tom foolery is any better.

MATCH #05
The New Day defeat Gallows and Anderson
                       "Tag Team Championship"
BIG E IS BACK!!!! I had a feeling he'll bring it to Brooklyn.

SMACK DOWN LIVE, COMING OUT HERE... Shane O'Mac & Daniel Bryan introducing Smack Down's main event of tonight Dolph Ziggler Vs Dean Ambrose for the World Championship

"LET'S GO ZIGGLER!" "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!"  "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!" "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!" "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!"

MATCH #06
Dean Ambrose defeat Dolph Ziggler
                             "World Championship"

I knew that whole suspension was bullshit, Eva Marie was scheduled to participate in this six divas competition. But, where is Eva Marie, faking another story in her hotel something about jetlag. I'm glad that bitch isn't going to be here. Brooklyn don't want her kind around here. We got a much worthy replacement. It look like she's on the wrong side though.

It look like Nikki Bella making her impact throughout this match. Something tells me her team is going to win.

MATCH #07
Natalya, Alexa Bliss & Nikki Bella defeat Naomi, Carmella & Becky Lynch
Nikki Bella putting the pin on Carmella.

Stephanie McMahon and Mick Foley coming out to the ring revealing the WWE Universal Championship.

Oh, God my favorite asshole coming down to the ring, Seth "BitchAss" Rollins....
This the muhfucka I'm talking about right here, coming right now "THE DEMON KING!" Finn Balor

"LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!" "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS !" "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!" "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!" LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!"  "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!"

Finn Balooorrrrr, wooooo hooooo you captured the gold.
"YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT! "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!"

MATCH #08
Finn Balor defeat Seth Rollins
The New WWE Universal Champion

MATCH #09
Rusev Verses Roman Reigns
                             "U.S. CHAMPIONSHIP"
I have no idea what just happened. The match seem to have been disqualified. Roman Reigns being sent to the back by the officials. Rusev is unable to compete tonight now. I think, Roman Reigns struck Rusev across his back with a steel chair.

I'm getting sick of Summerslam. I'm about to take a trip into Viperville and Suplex City. I want to see another match that I had my heart set on.
OMG, them fucking pyrotechnics drive me crazy.

I'm starting to believe that Randy Orton does hear voices. I think it was the voices that talked him into this match not one time have Randy Orton layed a finger on Broc Lesnar.
Okay, it took long enough he's finally letting the big guy have it. That was neat laying an RKO on Lesnar over the announcement table.
That RKO wasn't powerful enough to keep Lesnar down.
Broc Lesnar managing to do some serious damage to the face of Randy Orton. Leaving him all busted open and bleeding.

MATCH #10
Broc Lesnar defeat Randy Orton by TKO
Shane O'Mac came out to check on Randy's condition.
SUPLEX CITY ON SHANE O'MAC by Broc Lesnar

"THIS WAS BULLSHIT!" "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" "THIS WAS BULLSHIT!" "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" "THIS WAS BULLSHIT!" "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" "THIS WAS BULLSHIT!"

WWE HOLIDAY TOUR:
MONDAY NIGHT RAW, DECEMBER 26th @ MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
WWE, RETURNS TO THE BARCLAY'S CENTER  WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 28TH

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #01 "NXT BROOKLYN TAKEOVER!"

LET'S GO BAYLEY! LET'S GO ASAKA! LET'S GO BAYLEY! LET'S GO ASAKA! LET'S GO BAYLEY! LET'S GO ASAKA!

LOL, I can't believe I almost forgot about tonight. If it wasn't for the email from the WWE reminding me to check my WWE App I would have forgotten. Thank God, I happen to remember at a very good time. The match taking place by my favorite girl, Bayley going up against NXT Women's Champion Asaka. My money all over you, Bayley.
"BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" 

Asaka defeat Bayley
                     "NXT Women's Championship"
So, what Asaka remains the NXT women's champion.
Your still my #01 girl. You put on a hell of a fight and brought it to Asaka.
"THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!"

Lol, oh man now I really can't believe this. We're already at the main event. Too bad, it's late and besides NXT isn't that serious where you want to start all over again. I'am sorry that I screwed up the time. Trust me that will not happen tomorrow night during Summerslam.

This is the match everyone been waiting for, Somoa Joe verses Shinsuke Nakamura. I'm not routing for anyone. I'm going to let this match play out. I guarantee there's going to be plenty of fun and action.
It look like Nakamura taking alot out of Somoa Joe for such a puny man. It look like that puny man accomplished what he said, he was going to do.... Shinsuke Nakamura the New NXT Champion!!!!

Shinsuke Nakamura defeat Somoa Joe
                           "NXT Championship"

That was a good match, well both of them. They always say, two is better than none, lol. Seriously though I need to make a note of this. The next time NXT's in town I want to see it live. Speaking of live, do not forget tomorrow night.....

SUMMERSLAM, TOMORROW NIGHT @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER
MONDAY NIGHT RAW, MONDAY @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2016 Issue #03 "Celebrate Brooklyn!"

"IT'S 2016 & I'M STILL LISTENING TO 90'S MUSIC!" The saying I'm forever living off of these days. Earlier, this afternoon I was in the midst of celebrating the legacy of A Tribe Called Quest and the Leaders of the New School. It's the anniversaries for both groups, Tribe's 25th anniversary of "Beats Rhymes and Life" album and Leaders of the New School 20th anniversary of  "A Future without a past" album. I enjoyed every moment of it.

Getting ready for some more 90's hip hop legends taking place over at the Prospect Park Bandshell. Going down tonight its the Bronx underdogs, Camplo and the Brooklyn underdogs, Digable Planets. I'm going to feel like I'm 14 all over again.

Lol, this is what you call a true hip hop fan. It's raining out here, right now. Started about 3pm and been raining ever since. Will that stop me and hold me back from having a good time. I think not, especially when it's dealing with the music I love. I showed up in time. I guess for once I can thank, Mother Nature for today's weather, lol. I manage to show up with no line. Ah, man I keep feeling good already. I can not wait until it begins.

The show started off with Bronx finest, Camplo. Awesome performance taking place among them. Setting things off with a sound check. I don't think I ever seen, Camplo in a live stage performance. Until, this evening.

Next on the scene, Brooklyn's favorite trendsetter known as, Digable Planets. This was something I couldn't wait for. Particularly my favorite record, "Cool like that!" Closing out the night with their #01 debut hit single. I had such a fantastic evening under my youth again.

I want you to enjoy what I've enjoyed. Visit, www.youtube.com/worldwidejabbz for tonight's Celebrate Brooklyn screenings.

"CAMPLO NEW ALBUM: RAG TIME/ HIGH TIMES" OUT NOW ON AMAZON"

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2016 Issue #02 "WWE BATTLEGROUND!"

Getting ready for tonight's WWE pay per view. Getting ready to take place in a few minutes. There's alot going down tonight. We have tonight, John Cena, Enzo & Cass verses Aj Styles and The Club. Along with Charlotte & Dana Brooke verses Sasha Banks and her guest partner of the night. I know everyone is wondering who that is. Let's hope Sasha's partner is who I expected. Also, tonight we have Darren Young verses The Miz for the Intercontinental Championship. There are so many matches to name. I can not name them all. I do know one thing. There is one match that everyone have there high hopes set on. And, that is tonight's main event between Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns facing one another for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Everyone who reads my blog knows the man or men I'll stand behind in tonight's main event. I'm in it 100 % for Dean Ambrose or Roman Reigns.
Okay, we're getting ready to begin. It's time for the battle.

This was suppose to be a kick off show, lol. Don't tell me they cut out The Usos verses Breezango from tonight's pay per view. I don't know it would be funny if these bitches Charlotte and Dana Brooke went to the kick off show instead.

Where going to start things off with a divas match. Now we get to find out, who is Sasha's partner.

Match #01:
Sasha Banks and Bayley defeat Charlotte and Dana Brooke
WOOO HOOO Charlotte cashing in her, bank statement WOOOO HOOO
HUG LIFE!, GIVE IT UP TO YOUR GIRL & MY GIRL, BAYLEY... BAYLEEEYYYY!!!!!!

It's been 336 days, we've seen these characters holding the WWE Tag Team Championship.
The Wyatt Family getting there chance for the last time. The Wyatt Family recently split up in different shows. Bray Wyatt and Erick Rowan have been sent to Smack Down and Braun Strowman is on Raw. I don't think The Wyatt Family care if they win. I think they want an ass kicking, before they leave each other.

Match #02:
The Wyatt Family defeat The New Day
The moment of truth begins: Xavier Woods and Bray Wyatt face to face... Xavier Woods breaking his fear and started taking on Bray Wyatt toe to toe. Xavier Woods did the best he can. The New Day didn't defeat The Wyatt Family. At least, it wasn't a championship match. I was right, The Wyatt's just wanted to kick some ass. This was, The Wyatt's going away party.

Match #03:
Rusev defeat Zack Ryder
                        "United States Championship Match
This match is a joke. Seriously, Zack Ryder defeat Rusev. Rusev loses tonight, how much is Vince paying him, lol.
Mojo Rawley coming down the ramp, getting all up in Rusev's face telling him to bring it.

It's time to break that rivalry and that friendship. Coming up next, the match between Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens. Will, this match finally come to an end? The one thing I love about this match. It's two Canadians going at one another. For once, I don't have to hear black on black crime, lol.

Match #04:
Sami Zayn defeat Kevin Owens
This match is bananas, WOOO HOOO. You get that out of me again. These two are going at it. Talk about killing one another. Watching this match is like watching a last man standing match. No one is staying down.
Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay, Oe Lay,
Everyone repeat after me and sing along to tonight's winner, lol.... "SAMI ZAAAAYN!!!!!!!"

Speaking of feuds and rivalries. It's time for another one to come to a final end. Diva competition between beautiful orange haired lasskicker, Becky Lynch and that backstabber, Natalya, lol. You can already tell who I'm in support for. Becky don't disappoint me tonight. You kicked that bitch ass, last Saturday in the Garden. Do it again girl in D.C.

Match #05
Natalya defeat Becky Lynch
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm glad I wasn't here to see that victory. I stepped away for the moment to use the bathroom. I knew, this was going to happen. I called it last Saturday at the Garden.

Let's make this bozo, great again. Another, Zack Ryder who isn't winning a championship tonight.

Match #06:
The Miz verses Darren Young
                  "Intercontinental Championship Match"
The match have been disqualified. I'm not quite sure who to blame. Does it really matter. I told you, he wasn't leaving here with that title.

This is a match I'm somewhat grateful for. It is true, after tonight Aj Styles and The Club go there separate ways. Why couldn't, Enzo Amore and Big Cass join The Club in that separation. I'm probably the only WWE fan that hate, Enzo & Cass. I mainly hate, Enzo he SUCKS!
This guy, Enzo Amore must do this bogus gimmick crap, before every match.
"ENZO WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, DAMN YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
About time, I never thought I would be happy to see The Club. Enzo Amore would make me happy to see, Seth Rollins. The guy is just fucking annoying.
Enzo is the last person to be talking about someone's haircut. Aj Styles haircut is shaped like a soccer mom. What kind of haircut does, Enzo have?
We already experienced our going away party by The Wyatts. It look like the same is going on over here for The Club. The Club's not thinking about victory. They have ass kicking on their mind.
Of course, as usual. It always got to be Cena. John Cena manage to save his team and score the victory.

Match #07:
John Cena, Enzo & Cass defeat Aj Styles & The Club
                          "Six Man Tag Team Match"

Another, person I do not like to hear run his mouth inside the ring. The bastard, Chris Jericho, lol. A highlight reel show on a pay per view. Chris Jericho would run his choppers anywhere. Chris Jericho schedule to interview Randy Orton after 9 months of shoulder injury.
ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN ELLEN
Lol, good one Orton. Randy Orton mistakenly thought he was on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. Judging by Chris Jericho's hair.
I don't think, Randy Orton wants your gift. No one want your gift of Jericho. I think you on the other hand, you will enjoy the gift of RKO!
Seriously, Jericho you didn't have any matches tonight at Battleground. So you must hold up the pay per view with your lame talk show.
About time, Orton with that RKO. It took y'all long enough. Y'all stood in the ring killing time and pissing me off.

We're getting ready for the night, we've been waiting for. Tonight's main event is on its way. Triple threat match between Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns and current WWE Champion, Dean Ambrose.  I see the Raw and Smack Down GM's and Commissioners getting themselves situated outside of the ring. Seth Rollins always got to be the first one to enter a arena and match.
I see the boos starting again. Fuck them bastards sitting in the stands, Roman. They're a bunch of Seth Rollins cocksuckers. THE CHAMP IS HERE! Here comes, Dean Ambrose.
Y'all saying it wrong. It's SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS, SETH SUCKS. If your going to make fun of somebody, say it right.
THE SUPERMAN PUNCH IS BACK, SWEEEEET! Roman Reigns caged up and released like an animal. Exactly like he said.
I can't believe, Ambrose did that. Working with Rollins to help eliminate Reigns. You have the locker rooms in the back cheering for there particular sides.
Come on, Roman let's go for championship #04.
WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE..... WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO, AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE AMBROSE WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO

Match #08: Dean Ambrose defeat Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins
                     "WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match"
Sorry, Stephanie the title coming to the B show, LMAO WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO

NEXT, WWE PAY PER VIEW COMING TO BROOKLYN.... "SUMMERSLAM @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER SUNDAY, AUGUST 21, 2016"

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2016 Issue #01 "Summerslam Heatwave Tour live @ The Garden!"

This is what I want to see tonight. I had, this event on my mind for the past 28 days (June 14, 2016). Looking forward to what WWE and Dean Ambrose have in store for the members of the asylum. A huge line up taking place between Neville facing Chris Jericho. Aj Styles facing John Cena. The New Day facing The Wyatt Family and an even bigger line up to close out the night. Dean Ambrose verses Seth Rollins verses Kevin Owens for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Oh man, tonight is going to be crazy. I can't wait till I'm there.

I'm finally here, it's a quarter to 8. According to my ticket, The garden should have just opened 15 minutes ago. I'am not sure what matches I may have missed. I'm coming in now on one of my favorite "WOO WOO WOO". Zack Ryder, everybody.

01. Alberto Del Rio defeat Zack Ryder

02. Jack Swagger and Mark Henry defeat Social Outcasts

I thought I was upset with Alberto Del Rio for defeating Zack Ryder until this man came out. No one in New York wanted to share any love with the Y2JACKASS.
Who does Chris Jericho think he is? Having the nerve to insult our city. Granted, New York does have alot of negative faults. It still doesn't give Chris Jericho the right to offend our city and our people.
Y2JACKASS, Y2JACKASS, Y2JACKASS, Y2JACKASS, Y2JACKASS
JERICHO SUCKS, JERICHO SUCKS, JERICHO SUCKS, JERICHO SUCKS

Tonight's competition for Chris Jericho.... "the man that gravity forgot, NEVILLE!"

03. Chris Jericho defeat Neville

04. John Cena defeat Aj Styles
This was an awesome match. Finally, some brutality between John Cena and Aj Styles. Of course, The Club interfered for a moment. Thank you to the referee for having them removed from the arena. I never really understand what that meant to remove your alliance from the arena. There only going to come back later and finish up where they left off. I didn't realize tonight's match happen to be no disqualification purposes. John Cena lucky, he had back up the second time around. Thanks to Enzo Amore and Big Cass, coming to the rescue and eliminating both, Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows. The match continued on into the victory of John Cena.

INTERMISSION:

05. Becky Lynch defeat Natalya
Too bad I ain't get a chance to see this match. I was still getting wasted during the intermission. No disrespect, Vince McMuffin, lol. I needed to enjoy a lil' taste of booze. I was aware that Becky Lynch did score a victory. Her theme song was the first thing played at the end. I figure, she had to be the winner. Its a shame though. Becky Lynch defeat Natalya during a house show. How much anyone wants to make a bet, she'll get her ass kicked back next weekend at Battleground.

06. The New Day defeat The Wyatt Family 
NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS, NEW DAY ROCKS
I admit I'm not a fan of the New Day. Nor am I a huge fan of the Wyatt Family. If I had to make a choice though. Which group would you think I would choose? I'm not choosing them, beard attics.

07. Dean Ambrose defeat Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins
               "World Heavyweight Championship Match"
Dean Ambrose pinning Seth Rollins
Dean Ambrose leave tonight and enjoy the rest of his night in New York, as WWE Champion. New York will be celebrating tonight as well, in the Ambrose Asylum.
Good night everyone, I hope you've enjoyed what took place here.

"WWE BATTLEGROUND, NEXT SUNDAY'S PPV JULY 24TH"
"WWE SUMMERSLAM LIVE @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER, SUNDAY    
  AUGUST 21ST"
"WWE, RETURNS TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN DECEMBER 26TH"