What's going on, Rusty Jabbers.... This isn't my usual evening where I sit back and toss back a few cold ones, as I enjoy a WWE Pay Per View or at least try to enjoy a WWE Pay Per View, LOL.
Tonight there'll be something new going down this evening, as we approach the "Roadblock" taking placing in Toronto, Canada. Look up ahead, we have a lot of traffic and turmoil blocking tonight's path. Enjoy the show everyone.
Okay, Toronto don't be sorrow. Setting it off for the evening will be The New Day. I'm going to be honest I'am not a big New Day fan. Tonight, I'll make an acception only because there facing the League of Nations.
MATCH #01; THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE LEAGUE OF NATION FOR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Historic match right here. How many people remember these two the last time they fought? It was about six years ago (2010) when Jack Swagger cashed in the Money In The Bank Briefcase on Chris Jericho and became the World Heavy Weight Champion. My money is on Swagger again, I would love to see him repeat history.
MATCH #02; CHRIS JERICHO DEFEAT JACK SWAGGER
MATCH #03; THE REVIVAL DEFEAT ENZO AMORE AND COLIN CASSIDY FOR NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH 04; CHARLOTTE DEFEAT NATALYA FOR THE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
Natalya dedicating tonight's match to her Uncle Bret Hart, how sweet of her.
You know, Charlotte talk about being a champion but with Natalya there are degrees of experience that she's bringing to this match.
I like that Figure 4 verses Figure 8 maneuver btw Natalya and Charlotte taking right now.
Natalya managing to stay alive for Toronto.
Yeah, of course why ain't I surprised, no matter how good Charlotte wrestles she still must utilize the ropes for leverage and her father for interference.
She just ruined a great match.
MATCH 05; BROC LESNAR DEFEAT LUKE HARPER
Its time for revenge now....
Ummm, excuse me I thought this match was btw Bray Wyatt and Broc Lesnar. It figures that Bray Wyatt would chicken out and let his right hand man, Luke Harper fill in for him.
The match didn't take too long. Okay, cool but Luke Harper wasn't the actual opponent. Is Bray Wyatt going to get his ugly buzzard ass in the ring now. Of course not, he's going to run away up the ramp from Broc Lesnar like the coward he is. This wasn't what I was expecting. What can you expect from them dam, Wyatts.
MATCH 06; SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT STARDUST
Look at this goof. I haven't seen him around much, Stardust. These two are going at one another, back and forth, blow for blow. I know, the skills of Sami Zayn from NXT I can vouch for him. To be honest, I haven't seen Stardust fight this great before. For a match that wasn't about anything, no championship titles involved. These two put on an excellent performance. I really hope Sami Zayn gets the Intercontinental title shot against Kevin Owens at Wrestle Mania.
MATCH O7; TRIPLE H DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
It's time to play The Game, whether we like it or not, LOL!
This that moment of the night everyone been waiting for including myself.
This is that social media question I've been hearing all week that never got answered.
"Who will Dean Ambrose fight at Wrestle Mania after tonight's match his enemy or his brother?"
Toronto get ready for your answer because we're about to find out....
Make way Toronto for the "Ambrose Asylum!"
Dean Ambrose may not have won tonight's match and became World Champion. He doesn't have anything to worry about nor be ashamed of. He put on a hell of match and gave Triple H a run for his money. I guarantee you, Triple H will not forget tonight. Triple H have more to think about in a matter of 3 weeks against Roman Reigns at Wrestle Mania, Sunday April 03, 2016.
As the show come to an end lets all cheer "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!" "AMBROSE!"
Thank you to the WWE for tonight's pay per view of the Roadblock.
Saturday, March 12, 2016
Monday, February 29, 2016
RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER FEBRUARY 2016 ISSUE #03 "HOUSE OF GLORY!"
Tonight is a night of glory... I've been looking forward to the House of Glory wrestling event. Taking place this evening in the heart of Woodhaven, Queens. I can't remember the last time I've been invited to an independent wrestling event. Today is going to bring back some memories. The last time, I attended an independent wrestling show. Those were my days when I was employed working with the city within the Woodhaven community. I can't wait until this evening. There is a heavy plate of food waiting to be served to us. Scheduled performance for tonight coming from the Elks Lodge, Amazing Red, Solomon Crowe, J.T. Dunn, Ken "CashMoney" Broadway, HOG World Champion' Smiley, HOG Elite Champion' Anthony "The Rogue" Gangone, HOG Tag Team Champions' Private Party that's only a few superstars to name. There will be plenty more action for tonight.
I' am going to be honest. This isn't starting out like I've planned it. I seemed to have gotten myself lost through the MTA system. I last remembered, being on the E- train. The E- train is what I planned to take into Queens and transfer for the R- train at Roosevelt Avenue. For some reason, the E- train doesn't seem like its running on its normal route this weekend. The E- train is only scheduling to go to 21st/ Queensbridge station. I found myself here on Roosevelt Island left stranded. I couldn't believe this. This MTA mishap was starting to spoil my wrestling mood for the evening. It have already been an hour to the opening bell and I'm not even there yet. All this trying to figure out the subway route only made matters worse.
I finally did figure out the alternate route to get me on my journey. Needless to say, what was the point. Honestly, I should have made an U-turn and just went back home. Instead of continuing to push myself to get to an wrestling event that gave me so much headache. To be honest, it wasn't worth it. I can't believe I killed myself to get out here for this. Don't get me wrong, I' am not saying the show was bad. I'm just saying, it wasn't worth my time. I should have stayed home. Or, perhaps gotten myself into another engagement for tonight. Being here, this evening didn't quite appeal to me like I expected. The majority of my evening was spent beside the bar. That's a much better place to be than this cheesy ass ring and gym. I couldn't bring myself to go back into the gym. The gym was too hot anyway. Baking like we're kabobs on a stick, over a grill.
I spent $20.00 on tonight's wrestling show. If anyone were to ask me, I would tell them.... "I spent $19.00 too much, LOL!"
I' am going to be honest. This isn't starting out like I've planned it. I seemed to have gotten myself lost through the MTA system. I last remembered, being on the E- train. The E- train is what I planned to take into Queens and transfer for the R- train at Roosevelt Avenue. For some reason, the E- train doesn't seem like its running on its normal route this weekend. The E- train is only scheduling to go to 21st/ Queensbridge station. I found myself here on Roosevelt Island left stranded. I couldn't believe this. This MTA mishap was starting to spoil my wrestling mood for the evening. It have already been an hour to the opening bell and I'm not even there yet. All this trying to figure out the subway route only made matters worse.
I finally did figure out the alternate route to get me on my journey. Needless to say, what was the point. Honestly, I should have made an U-turn and just went back home. Instead of continuing to push myself to get to an wrestling event that gave me so much headache. To be honest, it wasn't worth it. I can't believe I killed myself to get out here for this. Don't get me wrong, I' am not saying the show was bad. I'm just saying, it wasn't worth my time. I should have stayed home. Or, perhaps gotten myself into another engagement for tonight. Being here, this evening didn't quite appeal to me like I expected. The majority of my evening was spent beside the bar. That's a much better place to be than this cheesy ass ring and gym. I couldn't bring myself to go back into the gym. The gym was too hot anyway. Baking like we're kabobs on a stick, over a grill.
I spent $20.00 on tonight's wrestling show. If anyone were to ask me, I would tell them.... "I spent $19.00 too much, LOL!"
Sunday, February 21, 2016
RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER FEBRUARY 2016 ISSUE #02 "WWE FASTLANE PAY PER VIEW!"
"WWE LIVE FASTLANE! SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2016
Yes I made it in time. I never planned to be in the Fastlane, myself but I'm glad I'am here for the evening. WWE, coming to you live from the AT & T arena in Cleveland, Ohio.
Ooh, look who we have here. Isn't she a beautiful piece of cake to go with my tonight's dinner. Fastlane, kicking it off with a divas match. Entering the arena is "THE BOSS!" Sasha Banks. Oh how I wish she was my boss. Followed by her partner/ alliance of the night, Becky Lynch. Taking on Naomi and Tamina in a divas tag team match.
MATCH #01
SASHA BANKS AND BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT NAOMI AND TAMINA
MATCH #02; INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP:
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER AND RETAIN HIS INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Why am I not surprised? Dolph Ziggler been dominating Kevin Owens in the ring for the past couple of weeks. The one night come involving the championship, of course Kevin Owens manage to defeat his competitor. WWE don't care about Dolph Ziggler. If they did, they would have at least let Ziggler capture an Intercontinental victory in his hometown of Cleveland.
Now, I don't know if you will call this next match here a Fastlane. This next match is more of an "Uglylane", lol. OMG, just look at these monsters.... BIG SHOW, KANE & RYBACK Vs THE WYATT FAMILY. Talk about gross. Hey, I know I'm routing for the good team but I still know what ugly is.
I wonder if Kane is intimidated by Braun Strowman, that is so huge. He's so big, he makes Big John Stud feel like a child. Lol, you know what's so funny. What's that thing, The Big Show use to call himself, "The World Largest Athlete". The Big Show haven't felt so large coming in contact with Braun Strowman these past weeks, lol.
MATCH #03
RYBACK, KANE & THE BIG SHOW DEFEAT THE WYATT FAMILY, SENDING THE WYATT'S BACK TO HELL!
This next match, coming up I have my doubts. Quite frankly I don't think if the title changes hands in this match. It won't be for the right reason. I don't have anything against, Brie Bella. Every diva deserve a shot at the divas gold but earn the gold for a legitimate purpose.
It's Brie turn to do some mocking, WOOOOOO!, LOL! GO BRIE! Charlotte not taking this match seriously or rather she's not taking Brie serious. I must admit, Brie is a bit emotional entering this match. Let's hope it doesn't cost her. Okay, it look like we're about to see some "BRIE MODE". I kind of like Brie mode, anything's better than Nik mode. Brie may have injured her left leg coming off the top rope. OMG, Brie had it. Holding, Charlotte inside the "YES" lock. Brie left leg might have gave out. Allowing, Charlotte to gain strength and pull away.
MATCH #04; DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP:
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT BRIE BELLA RETAINING HER DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
Uh oh, getting ready WWE fans and Rusty Jabbz followers, its the match we've been waiting for all night. To some the man, we've been waiting for as well to enter the WWE. Give it up to, "AJ STYLES!" You know how long its been. Now that he's here, Aj Styles get to compete with big mouth athletes like his next opponent, Chris Jericho. You know who, Chris Jericho remind me of. Remember the Impact days of Aj Styles Vs Christopher Daniels. Chris Jericho is the same kind of ass, Christopher Daniels was in Impact.
I hope no one has money. I wouldn't bet on this match. What a match we're having? Will there be a pin? I don't see it. I see double count out victory or draw. Aj correct me, I'm wrong. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Thank you, Aj for winning and shutting the WWE the FUCK UP!
MATCH #05; RUBBER MATCH:
AJ STYLES DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO .
Chris Jericho, finally stuck his hand out and gave Aj Styles the respect he deserve. They are now, 02 on 02.
that is why, my AJ is so "PHENOMENAL!
Ok, this is good. I get a break. I hope y'all won't be mad at me if I choose not to write anything about the Cutting Edge segment. Edge and Christian making an appearance during the pay per view, big wop. I'm going to get me something to eat. "Writing is hunger!"
Yeah, I'm sorry guys but Rusty Jabbz don't acknowledge cheesy entertainment added to a pay per view.
Oh, wow really these dufuses. WWE, really making us wait for the main event. I'm not in the mood for the Social Outcast. If you wanna see a Social Outcast, log onto one of my media pages. This is such a waste of time. R-Truth Vs Curtis Axel. Do you really care who scores a victory in this match? Goldust is here! I was wondering when he was going to appear to screw R-Truth's match. He's been screwing everything else in R-Truth's life the past several weeks. This is a stupid storyline. Who wrote this crap? R-Truth turning down Goldust's partnership offer that's suppose to be funny.
MATCH #06
CURTIS AXEL DEFEAT R-TRUTH
MATCH #07; TRIPLE THREAT MATCH:
ROMAM REIGNS DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE AND BROC LESNAR
TONIGHT'S STIPULATION: Whoever wins tonight match, will go onto face Triple H in Wrestle Mania for the WWE World Title.
The main event is on. You have one bully in the yard going face to face with two brothers. Two brothers who are willing to destroy their relationship for what matters, coming April 03rd.
It's 10:30 pm, we have an half hour to this match. Broc Lesnar already setting things off with an Suplex City. Dean Ambrose saving Roman Reigns from a pin by Broc. It's early, I know there are a lot of you out there praying for the break up of the last two Shield members. Lol, Dean Ambrose has finally taken down The Beast known as, Broc Lesnar. Planting him straight below the belt. It's all legal in this match. Broc Lesnar have been taken out. Okay, everyone you've gotten your wish. It is now time for Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose to go blow for blow. Incredible work being done between Reigns and Ambrose. It's been twice they planted Lesnar through an announcement table. These two back in the ring at each other. I got to agree with JBL. "GREAT FRIENDS, MUCH BETTER ENEMIES!" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, ROMAN REIGNS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Roman Reigns gaining the opportunity again at WWE World Championship Gold
HERE COMES THE GAME! Triple H on his way to the ring to meet with Roman Reigns
42 Nights from now Roman Reigns will face Triple H for the WWE World Title
WWE WRESTLE MANIA 32 SUNDAY, APRIL 03, 2016 LIVE IN DALLAS, TEXAS
Yes I made it in time. I never planned to be in the Fastlane, myself but I'm glad I'am here for the evening. WWE, coming to you live from the AT & T arena in Cleveland, Ohio.
Ooh, look who we have here. Isn't she a beautiful piece of cake to go with my tonight's dinner. Fastlane, kicking it off with a divas match. Entering the arena is "THE BOSS!" Sasha Banks. Oh how I wish she was my boss. Followed by her partner/ alliance of the night, Becky Lynch. Taking on Naomi and Tamina in a divas tag team match.
MATCH #01
SASHA BANKS AND BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT NAOMI AND TAMINA
MATCH #02; INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP:
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER AND RETAIN HIS INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Why am I not surprised? Dolph Ziggler been dominating Kevin Owens in the ring for the past couple of weeks. The one night come involving the championship, of course Kevin Owens manage to defeat his competitor. WWE don't care about Dolph Ziggler. If they did, they would have at least let Ziggler capture an Intercontinental victory in his hometown of Cleveland.
Now, I don't know if you will call this next match here a Fastlane. This next match is more of an "Uglylane", lol. OMG, just look at these monsters.... BIG SHOW, KANE & RYBACK Vs THE WYATT FAMILY. Talk about gross. Hey, I know I'm routing for the good team but I still know what ugly is.
I wonder if Kane is intimidated by Braun Strowman, that is so huge. He's so big, he makes Big John Stud feel like a child. Lol, you know what's so funny. What's that thing, The Big Show use to call himself, "The World Largest Athlete". The Big Show haven't felt so large coming in contact with Braun Strowman these past weeks, lol.
MATCH #03
RYBACK, KANE & THE BIG SHOW DEFEAT THE WYATT FAMILY, SENDING THE WYATT'S BACK TO HELL!
This next match, coming up I have my doubts. Quite frankly I don't think if the title changes hands in this match. It won't be for the right reason. I don't have anything against, Brie Bella. Every diva deserve a shot at the divas gold but earn the gold for a legitimate purpose.
It's Brie turn to do some mocking, WOOOOOO!, LOL! GO BRIE! Charlotte not taking this match seriously or rather she's not taking Brie serious. I must admit, Brie is a bit emotional entering this match. Let's hope it doesn't cost her. Okay, it look like we're about to see some "BRIE MODE". I kind of like Brie mode, anything's better than Nik mode. Brie may have injured her left leg coming off the top rope. OMG, Brie had it. Holding, Charlotte inside the "YES" lock. Brie left leg might have gave out. Allowing, Charlotte to gain strength and pull away.
MATCH #04; DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP:
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT BRIE BELLA RETAINING HER DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
Uh oh, getting ready WWE fans and Rusty Jabbz followers, its the match we've been waiting for all night. To some the man, we've been waiting for as well to enter the WWE. Give it up to, "AJ STYLES!" You know how long its been. Now that he's here, Aj Styles get to compete with big mouth athletes like his next opponent, Chris Jericho. You know who, Chris Jericho remind me of. Remember the Impact days of Aj Styles Vs Christopher Daniels. Chris Jericho is the same kind of ass, Christopher Daniels was in Impact.
I hope no one has money. I wouldn't bet on this match. What a match we're having? Will there be a pin? I don't see it. I see double count out victory or draw. Aj correct me, I'm wrong. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Thank you, Aj for winning and shutting the WWE the FUCK UP!
MATCH #05; RUBBER MATCH:
AJ STYLES DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO .
Chris Jericho, finally stuck his hand out and gave Aj Styles the respect he deserve. They are now, 02 on 02.
that is why, my AJ is so "PHENOMENAL!
Ok, this is good. I get a break. I hope y'all won't be mad at me if I choose not to write anything about the Cutting Edge segment. Edge and Christian making an appearance during the pay per view, big wop. I'm going to get me something to eat. "Writing is hunger!"
Yeah, I'm sorry guys but Rusty Jabbz don't acknowledge cheesy entertainment added to a pay per view.
Oh, wow really these dufuses. WWE, really making us wait for the main event. I'm not in the mood for the Social Outcast. If you wanna see a Social Outcast, log onto one of my media pages. This is such a waste of time. R-Truth Vs Curtis Axel. Do you really care who scores a victory in this match? Goldust is here! I was wondering when he was going to appear to screw R-Truth's match. He's been screwing everything else in R-Truth's life the past several weeks. This is a stupid storyline. Who wrote this crap? R-Truth turning down Goldust's partnership offer that's suppose to be funny.
MATCH #06
CURTIS AXEL DEFEAT R-TRUTH
MATCH #07; TRIPLE THREAT MATCH:
ROMAM REIGNS DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE AND BROC LESNAR
TONIGHT'S STIPULATION: Whoever wins tonight match, will go onto face Triple H in Wrestle Mania for the WWE World Title.
The main event is on. You have one bully in the yard going face to face with two brothers. Two brothers who are willing to destroy their relationship for what matters, coming April 03rd.
It's 10:30 pm, we have an half hour to this match. Broc Lesnar already setting things off with an Suplex City. Dean Ambrose saving Roman Reigns from a pin by Broc. It's early, I know there are a lot of you out there praying for the break up of the last two Shield members. Lol, Dean Ambrose has finally taken down The Beast known as, Broc Lesnar. Planting him straight below the belt. It's all legal in this match. Broc Lesnar have been taken out. Okay, everyone you've gotten your wish. It is now time for Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose to go blow for blow. Incredible work being done between Reigns and Ambrose. It's been twice they planted Lesnar through an announcement table. These two back in the ring at each other. I got to agree with JBL. "GREAT FRIENDS, MUCH BETTER ENEMIES!" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, ROMAN REIGNS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Roman Reigns gaining the opportunity again at WWE World Championship Gold
HERE COMES THE GAME! Triple H on his way to the ring to meet with Roman Reigns
42 Nights from now Roman Reigns will face Triple H for the WWE World Title
WWE WRESTLE MANIA 32 SUNDAY, APRIL 03, 2016 LIVE IN DALLAS, TEXAS
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 2016 Issue #01 "Tribute to Big L!"
BIG L... REST IN PEACE!!!
https://youtu.be/9_lcVHeeBoA
Sunday, January 24, 2016
RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER JANUARY 2016 ISSUE #01 "WWE ROYAL RUMBLE"
RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER PRESENTS.... WWE ROYAL RUMBLE
Coming to you, live from Orlando Florida we're kicking off our night with the last man standing match featuring Dean Ambrose versus Kevin Owens for the Intercontinental Championship Title. There will be no pin falls, nor will there be submissions. The only way to seize victory, is to make sure your competitor have been incapacitated before the count of ten.
Dean Ambrose, he's doing a very good job in this last man standing match for a first time. This is an awesome way to set off, Royal Rumble. Dean Ambrose putting his own self in harms way to get Kevin Owens down. A lot of wreckage taking place during this match. You have no choice but to ask, "Will either of these competitors be competing in the rumble later?"
Dean Ambrose defeat Kevin Owens and retained his Intercontinental Championship, tonight. Most importantly, Dean Ambrose survived the last man standing match.
MATCH #01; LAST MAN STANDING: DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
Here comes, Rudy (Kofi Kingston) and Booty (Big E),lol. Where's Tootie (Xavier)? Tootie got a new trombone. What Francesca #02! I can't stand these pie holes. I hope the Usos slaughter them tonight. The Usos challenging The New Day for their tag team championships. Something that neither member deserve. They need to do something about Xavier's ring interference. He needs to be band from ringside. Of course, these dicks are going to continue to win. As long as, Xavier is by there side interferring. The New Day will remain champion. BOOOOOOO!!!!!!
MATCH #02; THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE USOS, REMAINING THEIR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
As for this match, anyone can kick this puto's ass. I'll definitely stand behind that person. I don't give a shit about Alberto Del Rio. Hornswoggle could fight Alberto Del Rio. And, I'll still stand behind Hornswoggle. Del Rio is a dick! Yes, I believe we have a new champion/ 2X United States Champion. Kalisto conquering his victory here tonight over the bastard of the WWE, Alberto Del Rio.
MATCH #03; Kalisto defeat Alberto Del Rio for the United Stated Championship
Ok, Rusty Jabbz followers this is the match I've been waiting for. Charlotte versus Becky Lynch for the Divas Championship. Becky Lynch want to capture what Charlotte owns. She kind of feels that Charlotte is no longer a woman that is worthy to carry the precious gold. Charlotte who have been carrying the divas championship for the past 124 days have gone spoiled, bitchy and arrogant towards her former friends. Becky Lynch tonight is out here to prove who's really worthy of being called a champion. What did I mention earlier about interference at ringside. We have the dirtiest player in the game, Ric Flair giving assist to Charlotte in anyway to help her hold on to her title. Real cheap shot Ric tossing your jacket over Becky's face to block her vision.
MATCH #04; Charlotte defeat Becky Lynch, remaining her divas championship
Look who's back, its "The Boss" Sasha Banks returning off her injury list. Making her statement with the bank statement being planted on Charlotte. A bold and deep message, letting it be known. It's Sasha's Time!
MATCH #05; THE ROYAL RUMBLE ONE VERSE ALL:
Entry #01 Roman Reigns
I'm sorry I needed to step away from my computer. I wanted something to eat. I don't have a clue who entry #02 happen to be. I'am just glad that I came back in time to see, the premiere of Aj Styles. I was so happy when I seen that. This is his first Royal Rumble appearance. I hope he'll be making a first Monday Night Raw appearance. Aj Styles, it feels good to have some talent on the roster for a change.
Entry #03 Aj Styles his first Royal Rumble
Entry #04 Tyler Breeze his first Royal Rumble
Entry #05 Curtis Axel making up for his last Royal Rumble. Technically, he never entered the ring yet. This have been bothering Curtis Axel for a year now. He finally have his chance to do something about it.
Entry #06 Chris Jericho
Entry #07 Kane his eighteenth Royal Rumble. The best Royal Rumble fighter, known in history for eliminating the most superstars over the years. The total is forty two.
Entry #08 Goldust his eleventh Royal Rumble
Entry #09 Ryback his fourth Royal Rumble
Entry #10 Kofi Kingston
Entry #11 Titus O'neill his third Royal Rumble
Entry #12 R-Truth his eighth Royal Rumble. I swear, what the hell is wrong with R-Truth. Why is the man bringing a ladder out for this match. This isn't a ladder match. R-Truth I get it, you got screwed at last year's Money In The Bank pay per view. You can't wait till then to make up for it. I swear, that man is a moran.
Entry #13 Luke Harper
Entry #14 Stardust his eighth Royal Rumble
Entry #15 The Big Show his eleventh Royal Rumble
Entry #16 Neville his first Royal Rumble
Entry #17 Braun Strowman his first Royal Rumble
Entry #18 Kevin Owen his first Royal Rumble
These were the two superstars I thought never was going to enter the rumble later on. I'am glad to see, both Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose managing to stand on their feet, after a tremendous throw down setting off tonight's pay per view event.
Entry #19 Dean Ambrose his third Royal Rumble
Entry #20 Sam Zaine his first Royal Rumble
Entry #21 Eric Rowan
Entry #22 Mark Henry his eighth Royal Rumble
Entry #23 Broc Lesnar his second Royal Rumble
Entry #24 Jack Swagger his sixth Royal Rumble
Entry #25 The Miz his ninth Royal Rumble, look like he's scared to enter the ring while Broc Lesnar is in there.
Entry #26 Alberto Del Rio his third Royal Rumble
Entry #27 Bray Wyatt, all alone it seems Broc Lesnar eliminated the whole Wyatt family.
Entry #28 Dolph Ziggler his eighth Royal Rumble
Entry #29 Sheamus his fourth Royal Rumble
Entry #30 Triple H his ninth Royal Rumble, this was definitely a shocker seeing The Game enter The Rumble at #30. What a surprise it was, with only 04 men left for him. Roman Reigns being one of those four men left. Triple H managing to toss Roman Reigns over the ring, as well. Roman Reigns is no longer the World Heavy Weight Champion. No one ever expected, Triple H would come out of hiatus and participate in the rumble capturing the World Heavy Weight Championship.
Oh, my lord this match is crazy. It been crazy all evening. I have goosebumps out here. I can't believe what I'm seeing and hearing, Triple H is a 14X Champion. What a marvelous performance every superstar put on. I didn't expect that. To be honest, I don't think anyone did. What away for the Authority to finally screw Roman Reigns out of his title. The match was great up until that I guess you can say. There were its ups and its downs. There were certain times during this rumble where we could of had any member of the Wyatt family as our new World Heavy Weight Champion. Considering the fact that they were the one's dominating the majority of the match. Of course, that was until Broc Lesnar eliminated every single member of the Wyatt family. But, you know the Wyatt's do not play fair and this match is no disqualification. The Wyatt family reentering the rumble only to embarrass and make a fool out of Broc Lesnar with his elimination. I would like to congratulate Chris Jericho for lasting over 50 minutes in this year's Royal Rumble. Also, I would like to congratulate Aj Style for his first time in the Royal Rumble for lasting about 30 minutes. It is not bad for your first premiere. And, to everyone else congratulations, thank you for tonight's performance.
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WWE's NEXT PAY PER VIEW... "FASTLANE" SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2016
Coming to you, live from Orlando Florida we're kicking off our night with the last man standing match featuring Dean Ambrose versus Kevin Owens for the Intercontinental Championship Title. There will be no pin falls, nor will there be submissions. The only way to seize victory, is to make sure your competitor have been incapacitated before the count of ten.
Dean Ambrose, he's doing a very good job in this last man standing match for a first time. This is an awesome way to set off, Royal Rumble. Dean Ambrose putting his own self in harms way to get Kevin Owens down. A lot of wreckage taking place during this match. You have no choice but to ask, "Will either of these competitors be competing in the rumble later?"
Dean Ambrose defeat Kevin Owens and retained his Intercontinental Championship, tonight. Most importantly, Dean Ambrose survived the last man standing match.
MATCH #01; LAST MAN STANDING: DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
Here comes, Rudy (Kofi Kingston) and Booty (Big E),lol. Where's Tootie (Xavier)? Tootie got a new trombone. What Francesca #02! I can't stand these pie holes. I hope the Usos slaughter them tonight. The Usos challenging The New Day for their tag team championships. Something that neither member deserve. They need to do something about Xavier's ring interference. He needs to be band from ringside. Of course, these dicks are going to continue to win. As long as, Xavier is by there side interferring. The New Day will remain champion. BOOOOOOO!!!!!!
MATCH #02; THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE USOS, REMAINING THEIR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
As for this match, anyone can kick this puto's ass. I'll definitely stand behind that person. I don't give a shit about Alberto Del Rio. Hornswoggle could fight Alberto Del Rio. And, I'll still stand behind Hornswoggle. Del Rio is a dick! Yes, I believe we have a new champion/ 2X United States Champion. Kalisto conquering his victory here tonight over the bastard of the WWE, Alberto Del Rio.
MATCH #03; Kalisto defeat Alberto Del Rio for the United Stated Championship
Ok, Rusty Jabbz followers this is the match I've been waiting for. Charlotte versus Becky Lynch for the Divas Championship. Becky Lynch want to capture what Charlotte owns. She kind of feels that Charlotte is no longer a woman that is worthy to carry the precious gold. Charlotte who have been carrying the divas championship for the past 124 days have gone spoiled, bitchy and arrogant towards her former friends. Becky Lynch tonight is out here to prove who's really worthy of being called a champion. What did I mention earlier about interference at ringside. We have the dirtiest player in the game, Ric Flair giving assist to Charlotte in anyway to help her hold on to her title. Real cheap shot Ric tossing your jacket over Becky's face to block her vision.
MATCH #04; Charlotte defeat Becky Lynch, remaining her divas championship
Look who's back, its "The Boss" Sasha Banks returning off her injury list. Making her statement with the bank statement being planted on Charlotte. A bold and deep message, letting it be known. It's Sasha's Time!
MATCH #05; THE ROYAL RUMBLE ONE VERSE ALL:
Entry #01 Roman Reigns
I'm sorry I needed to step away from my computer. I wanted something to eat. I don't have a clue who entry #02 happen to be. I'am just glad that I came back in time to see, the premiere of Aj Styles. I was so happy when I seen that. This is his first Royal Rumble appearance. I hope he'll be making a first Monday Night Raw appearance. Aj Styles, it feels good to have some talent on the roster for a change.
Entry #03 Aj Styles his first Royal Rumble
Entry #04 Tyler Breeze his first Royal Rumble
Entry #05 Curtis Axel making up for his last Royal Rumble. Technically, he never entered the ring yet. This have been bothering Curtis Axel for a year now. He finally have his chance to do something about it.
Entry #06 Chris Jericho
Entry #07 Kane his eighteenth Royal Rumble. The best Royal Rumble fighter, known in history for eliminating the most superstars over the years. The total is forty two.
Entry #08 Goldust his eleventh Royal Rumble
Entry #09 Ryback his fourth Royal Rumble
Entry #10 Kofi Kingston
Entry #11 Titus O'neill his third Royal Rumble
Entry #12 R-Truth his eighth Royal Rumble. I swear, what the hell is wrong with R-Truth. Why is the man bringing a ladder out for this match. This isn't a ladder match. R-Truth I get it, you got screwed at last year's Money In The Bank pay per view. You can't wait till then to make up for it. I swear, that man is a moran.
Entry #13 Luke Harper
Entry #14 Stardust his eighth Royal Rumble
Entry #15 The Big Show his eleventh Royal Rumble
Entry #16 Neville his first Royal Rumble
Entry #17 Braun Strowman his first Royal Rumble
Entry #18 Kevin Owen his first Royal Rumble
These were the two superstars I thought never was going to enter the rumble later on. I'am glad to see, both Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose managing to stand on their feet, after a tremendous throw down setting off tonight's pay per view event.
Entry #19 Dean Ambrose his third Royal Rumble
Entry #20 Sam Zaine his first Royal Rumble
Entry #21 Eric Rowan
Entry #22 Mark Henry his eighth Royal Rumble
Entry #23 Broc Lesnar his second Royal Rumble
Entry #24 Jack Swagger his sixth Royal Rumble
Entry #25 The Miz his ninth Royal Rumble, look like he's scared to enter the ring while Broc Lesnar is in there.
Entry #26 Alberto Del Rio his third Royal Rumble
Entry #27 Bray Wyatt, all alone it seems Broc Lesnar eliminated the whole Wyatt family.
Entry #28 Dolph Ziggler his eighth Royal Rumble
Entry #29 Sheamus his fourth Royal Rumble
Entry #30 Triple H his ninth Royal Rumble, this was definitely a shocker seeing The Game enter The Rumble at #30. What a surprise it was, with only 04 men left for him. Roman Reigns being one of those four men left. Triple H managing to toss Roman Reigns over the ring, as well. Roman Reigns is no longer the World Heavy Weight Champion. No one ever expected, Triple H would come out of hiatus and participate in the rumble capturing the World Heavy Weight Championship.
Oh, my lord this match is crazy. It been crazy all evening. I have goosebumps out here. I can't believe what I'm seeing and hearing, Triple H is a 14X Champion. What a marvelous performance every superstar put on. I didn't expect that. To be honest, I don't think anyone did. What away for the Authority to finally screw Roman Reigns out of his title. The match was great up until that I guess you can say. There were its ups and its downs. There were certain times during this rumble where we could of had any member of the Wyatt family as our new World Heavy Weight Champion. Considering the fact that they were the one's dominating the majority of the match. Of course, that was until Broc Lesnar eliminated every single member of the Wyatt family. But, you know the Wyatt's do not play fair and this match is no disqualification. The Wyatt family reentering the rumble only to embarrass and make a fool out of Broc Lesnar with his elimination. I would like to congratulate Chris Jericho for lasting over 50 minutes in this year's Royal Rumble. Also, I would like to congratulate Aj Style for his first time in the Royal Rumble for lasting about 30 minutes. It is not bad for your first premiere. And, to everyone else congratulations, thank you for tonight's performance.
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WWE's NEXT PAY PER VIEW... "FASTLANE" SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2016
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER DECEMBER 2015 "MONDAY NIGHT RAW COMES TO BROOKLYN!!!"
Who's ready for some more wrestling? It had already been a month for me. Only last week, we got to experience the final battle of ROH and the week prior to that, it was takeover time with NXT tearing it down in the U. K. I can't believe but this one happened this month as well. I can't believe I'm mentioning this bullshit pay per view (T.L.C.) that was put on by the WWE. It wasn't something very good enough to end off, 2015. You think, I'm being rough. I can do that. This is where the party is at. Tonight let's get it on with the WWE Monday Night RAW, live in B.K. Taking place, tonight at the Barclay's Center. I look forward to these occasions. I appreciate it so much, having the chance to come out my home for one Monday, out of the year and attend Monday Night Raw live and in person. It means a lot not only to me. Brooklyn feels me too. So, Brooklyn if you are with me make some, "NOISE!!!"
OMG, these seats are nose bleed. They're very high. Section 209, WOW! I'm talking higher than Madison Square Garden. I guess, The Barclay Center are out here trying to out due, The Garden with their expensive architecture.
At least I get a clear view of the tel-tron I feel like I'm back at home only if I wasn't crowded among thousands and thousands of Brooklyn neanderthals preparing to watch Monday Night Raw.
I never been in an WWE event this early. I'm going to get myself something to eat than watch this pre-show bullshit. Let's be for real. I rather watch the Adam Rose "Rose Bush", stretch than this crap, lol. No disrespect, Mark Henry and Jack Swagger but let's face it you two are jobbers, lol.
Vince Mc Mahon getting a huge introduction in Brooklyn. "Gee, why does this look so familiar" The last time, Vincent Kennedy Mc Muffin, lol. I'm sorry, I mean the last time, Vincent Kennedy Mc Mahon received a huge applause with a big ovation in New York. It was during, Raw's 9-1-1 Anniversary episode. Mc Mahon didn't deserve any then and he dam sure don't deserve any now.
Vince McMahon have plans for Roman Reigns. McMahon calling out Roman Reigns to the ring.
Roman Reigns laying out Vince Mc Mahon because of the comments, he was making about his family and addressing them towards, WWE legends, Apha and Sika.
Stephanie Mc Mahon coming out to Brooklyn. She isn't receiving any love or any type of an introduction. Brooklyn is making sure of that. Stephanie coming down the ramp with police by her side. She was hoping to have Roman Reigns arrested for laying a hand on a seventy year old man. Instead, somehow the tables got turned and it was Vince Mc Mahon who ended up spending the evening in a Brooklyn precinct. Vince being arrested and charged with the attempt to attack a couple of Brooklyn Police officers, lol.
MATCH #01; NEVILLE DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS:
WOOOO, what a quick victory for Neville. Kevin Owens of course the sore loser that he is. Taking out his losing on poor defenseless, Neville. Until, Dean Ambrose music started playing and came the
lunatic. You should hear, Brooklyn roar for the lunatic. Dean Ambrose taking down Kevin Owens. This is what Brooklyn want to see a fight. No, not exactly Brooklyn want to see beat downs.
Uh oh time to get B.A.D. .... TEAM BAD IS HERE! Sasha Banks have a one on one match with Becky Lynch. Becky Lynch seeking revenge for what was done to her last Thursday night on Smack down.
Charlotte claiming she's not here. Becky Lynch going into tonight's match against Sasha Banks on her own. It's funny how, Charlotte can take the night off. Why can't Team B.A.D. do the same. We don't need them bitches here. We got enough hoes in Brooklyn already, lol.
MATCH #02; SASHA BANKS DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH:
Lol, your right whoever said that from wherever your sitting, "THIS IS BORING!"
Well, after, seeing this match. I would have to respond to the WWE universe's remark of "SASHA PRETTY!" ..... "YES SHE IS!"
MATCH #03; KALISTO DEFEAT KOFI KINGSTON:
MATCH #04; BIG E DEFEAT SIN CARA:
MIZ TV: The Miz is trying to share his New Year's resolution with us. It's funny, every time The Miz opens his mouth a wrestler is entered into the arena. It started with RYBACK, from there it was GOLDUST, ZACK RYDER, R-TRUTH, HEATH SLATER and THE BIG SHOW. The Big Show received the least love from Brooklyn with the crowd including myself chanting "PLEASE RETIRE!" "PLEASE RETIRE!" The Big Show didn't take that from us very well.
MATCH #05; RYBACK DEFEAT THE BIG SHOW:
The match was won by a count out. From the look off of, Ryback's face you can tell he isn't pleased about his victory. The Big Show counted out of the match on purpose.
MATCH #06; SHEAMUS, WADE BARRETT & RUSEV DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE & THE USOS
Kevin Owens, coming back for a piece of revenge from what happened earlier. Taking out, Dean Ambrose possibly paralyzing him. Ambrose took one straight through the commentary table. Dean Ambrose had to be picked up and safely carried out of the ring.
MATCH #07; JOHN CENA VERSES ALBERTO DEL RIO FOR THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP:
This is Monday Night Raw, when do you ever come across a main event that will end on a good note. I knew the title weren't going to change hands. The League of Nation getting involved and forcing the match to be disqualified. Anything involving that scrumbag, Alberto Del Rio or any member of his slim bucket organization "The League of Nation". You know the match will end up in a disqualification because of multiple interference.
"HERE COMES THE BOSS MAN, RETURNING TO THE BARCLAY'S CENTER... Mr McMahon moving down the ramp with his Irish pimp strut, threatening to sue the City of New York for the events that took place here. He also wanted to do what he came here to Brooklyn to do. Before, all this police chaos. Vince Mc Mahon with a special New Year's resolution for Roman Reigns for next Monday. The first, Monday of 2016 Roman Reigns will have no choice but to put his title on the line against Sheamus. As if this couldn't get any worst. Vince Mc Mahon adding a special surprise guest referee to the match. I don't think, I need to say anymore. By now you've probably guessed, Mr Mahon will be referring the match. BOOOOOO!!!!
I know, everyone had a good time tonight. I would like to thank the WWE for tonight's appearance. Can't forget to mention, I want to thank the NYPD for making the arrest of Mr Mc Mahon, lol. I hope everything was okay during your 3 hour incarceration. I hope you didn't drop any soaps - on purpose, Mr Mahon, lol.
"MONDAY NIGHT RAW, RETURN TO THE BROOKLYN'S BARCLAY CENTER MONDAY, MARCH 28, 2016!"
Saturday, December 26, 2015
RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER DECEMBER 2015 ISSUE #05 WWE LIVE HOLIDAY TOUR
WWE LIVE HOLIDAY TOUR DECEMBER 26, 2015 @ MSG:
Christmas weekend with the WWE, this is the moment I've been waiting for the past 2 months. Looking forward to tonight's, live in the Madison Square Garden. It's the World Wrestling Entertainment. There's no need to wonder, how tonight's show will be. I already have my answer. This is one of the best presents I ever bought for myself.
"SECTION 213, ROW 02, SEAT 15" I never sat this high up in The Garden, before. It makes no sense to take pictures from this height. Look how small they are. Perhaps I can take a picture of the screen.
MATCH #01
NEVILLE DEFEAT THE MIZ
MATCH #02
RYBACK DEFEAT RUSEV
Why does that match seem like deja vu. Oh that's right, Ryback defeating Rusev on Wednesday for Tribute to the Troops, lol. Twice in a week, Rusev. Your lkg bad in front of your dame.
MATCH #03; TRIPLE THREAT DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
CHARLOTTE REGAINING HER DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP FROM PAIGE & BECKY LYNCH
MATCH #04
TITUS O'NEILL DEFEAT STARDUST
MATCH #05; INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
DEAN AMBROSE REGAINING HIS INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP FROM KEVIN OWENS
Right now, we're all in the middle of an intermission
We're going into our second half now. According to Byron Saxton, New York must prepare for an awesome second half. We'll see, remember this is still WWE.
Really, you can't be serious. R-Truth and Adam Rose are our awesome second half. Don't make me puke.
MATCH #05
R-TRUTH DEFEAT ADAM ROSE
Okay welcome back "IT'S THE BIG SHOW!
Now your talking, awesome. Although, Mark Henry may have bought down the awesomeness a notch. Seriously, this isn't anything new between them.
MATCH #06
THE BIG SHOW DEFEAT MARK HENRY
I like that possum trick you pulled over Henry, brilliant Big Show.
I don't know who Bray Wyatt think he is, I ain't draining the cells in my batteries Cell phone for his bitchass crew, fuck I look like. Y'all morans sitting around me could do it for Bray Wyatt not me.
The decision have been made by The Garden we're having a TABLES MATCH!!!!
I would like to see Braun Strowman go through a table again. I thought it was really cool when the Brothers of Destruction did it to him.
MATCH #07
THE DUDLEY BOYZ & TOMMY DREAMER DEFEAT THE WYATT FAMILY
"6 Man Tag Team Match"
I'm not surprised that the Dudley Boyz, finally defeated The Wyatt Family in their hometown, Dudleyville aka NEW YORK CITY! But look how many times have The Wyatt Family defeated The Dudley Boyz. It was so many I lost count.
JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS
MATCH #08; MAIN EVENT:
JOHN CENA DEFEAT ALBERTO DEL RIO BY DISQUALIFICATION BUT ALBERTO DEL RIO REMAINS CHAMPIONS
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Here he comes Rusev with a superkick to John Cena.
Alberto Del Rio with a low blow, the referee calling for the bell. John Cena wins the match by disqualification.
It doesn't seem right not taking any pictures of tonight's event. I've been in a WWE mood all afternoon. Preparing myself for tonight's gathering. I even have on my Dudley Boyz T shirt for tonight. I can include tonight's T-shirts that I purchased from the merchandise table (Roman Reigns, Ryback and Dean Ambrose) I can't forget my money in the bank briefcase, lol. Awesome item perfect for my laptop and maybe be utilized as an actual briefcase. I know I spent a lot of money on myself, this weekend. You just didn't understand I wanted this Christmas weekend very special and exciting to me. I would like to thank everyone tonight from the WWE for excellent performances inside the ring tonight. Check me out, as we do this again on Monday. When the WWE comes to the Barclay's Center for Monday Night Raw.
WWE LIVE, RETURN TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, TWO WEEKS BEFORE WRESTLE MANIA... FRIDAY, MARCH 25, 2016
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