Sunday, February 21, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 2021 Issue #03 "Elimination Chamber"

Good evening this evening to my Rusty Jabbers. Good evening to the Chamber kick off show panel, as well. Joining us this evening on the panel, Charly Caruso, Peter Rosenberg, Booker T and JBL. 
I just want to let everyone know before we get started. I'am not hundred percent myself. Forgive me on the lack of typing and comments used during each match. I will trying and put my best efforts throughout the evening. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
JOHN MORRISON DEFEAT MUSTAFA ALI, XAVIER WOODS, ELIAS AND RICOCHET 
Fatal Four Way match to compete against Riddle and Bobby Lashley for the United States Championship in the Elimination Triple Threat match. 

Elimination Chamber is underway, it look like we're getting ready to begin things first with the Smackdown Elimination Chamber. Get rid of the trash early. I hope it doesn't take too long dealing with these losers. 
MATCH #01 "SD ELIMINATION CHAMBER"
SAMI ZAYN, KING CORBIN, CESARO, KEVIN OWENS, DANIEL BRYAN AND JEY USO 
The elimination chamber will begin with the following participants inside the ring, Cesaro going up against Daniel Bryan. While the others remain inside the pod at set time.
01st Pod opening, King Corbin entering with his ruthless mentality. Former Golden glove winner, Corbin is all over Cesaro and Bryan. 
2nd Pod opening, Sami Zayn but of course he's being very hesitant. He's looking to enter the ring at his own time. Cesaro bursting into Sami's pod and dragging him out of it. I can see what's on Cesaro's agenda tonight. He want a piece of that ass whipping. 
3rd Pod opening, Kevin Owens.... Sami Zayn trying to get on Kevin Owens good side. The love is lost between them two. Kevin Owens looking good tonight. Cannonball on Cesaro, Cannonball on Daniel Bryan and a Cannonball on Sami Zayn but thats not all followed by a Pop up powerbomb on Cesaro, a Pop up powerbomb on Daniel Bryan, a Pop up powerbomb on Sami Zayn. Kevin Owens the only one standing in the ring, at least for now.
 Final Pod opening, Jey Uso 
Kevin Owens eliminated Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn refusing to leave the chamber. Sami Zayn smashed Kevin Owens arm in between the chamber door. Jey Uso applying pressure with the door. Jey Uso eliminating Kevin Owens. Cesaro is down to fight the last two remaining competitors of the Chamber, Daniel Bryan and Jey Uso. Whoever wins this match faces Roman Reigns this evening. 
Jey Uso eliminated Cesaro
Daniel Bryan eliminated Jey Uso 
DANIEL BRYAN - "WINNER"

Roman Reigns and Paul Heyman on there way down to the ring to take advantage of Daniel Bryan at his mercy. Daniel Bryan just got finish wrestling 40 minutes inside a Elimination Chamber. Roman Reigns looked at this as a easy win. 
MATCH #02 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN 
EDGE ON THE ATTACK WITH A SPEAR ON ROMAN REIGNS AND MAKING HIS ANSWER LOUD AND CLEAR 

MATCH #03 "TRIPLE THREAT FOR UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
RIDDLE DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY AND JOHN MORRISON 
Lame, so that's why they needed John Morrison because Riddle couldn't pin Bobby Lashley. 

MATCH #04 "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX & SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT SASHA BANKS & BIANCA BEL AIR 
Reginald costing Sasha the match by handing her the wine bottle. 

MATCH #05 "RAW ELIMINATION CHAMBER"
DREW MCINTYRE, AJ STYLES, KOFI KINGSTON AND SHEAMUS. 
JEFF HARDY VS RANDY ORTON 
First Pod opening, Drew McIntyre. 
Second Pod opening, Kofi Kingston. 
Kofi Kingston eliminated Randy Orton 
Omos ripped Aj Styles out of Pod. Aj Styles trying to get the upper hand on a pin, either it'll be Kofi Kingston or Jeff Hardy.
Adam Pearce was livid, having Omos removed from the arena. 
Final Pod opening, Sheamus. 20 years of friendship going down the drain. Sheamus and McIntyre with the hard hitting blows looking to get at each other. 
Kofi Kingston trying very hard to be the ultimate opportunist. Kofi Kingston just went around the ring and pin everyone but they've all kicked out. It's funny how it didn't work for him. Sheamus eliminating Kofi Kingston.
Drew McIntyre with the claymore and a pin 
eliminating Jeff Hardy. We have three superstars remaining, Drew McIntyre, Sheamus and Aj Styles. 
Aj Styles eliminating Sheamus.
Aj Styles looking for the phenomenal forearm
Drew McIntyre taking down Aj Styles with a claymore flying through the air. 

Bobby Lashley with a spear ruining Drew McIntyre celebratory moment. Bobby Lashley is all over Drew McIntyre. Bobby Lashley locking in the full nelson. 

The Miz coming running down the ramp with the MITB briefcase and a referee. The Miz cashing it in. The Miz is the new WWE Champion.

MATCH #06 "MIZ CASHING IN THE MITB"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE to become the new WWE Championship 




NEXT WWE PPV EVENT FASTLANE SUNDAY MARCH 21ST 

Sunday, February 14, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 2021 NXT Takeover: "VENGEANCE DAY" Issue #02


Everyone getting ready for tonight's Vengeance Day pay per view/ the finals of the Dusty Cup Classics, male and female wrestling competitors. Congratulations to tonight's participants in the Dusty Cup finals womens, Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzales facing Ember Moon and Shotzi Blackheart. I'm not a huge fan of Shotzi Blackheart. I look at her like a little cockaroach but my feelings for Shotzi Blackheart shouldn't be the downfall to Ember Moon. I'm going to ignore Shotzi Blackheart during that match and just focus on Ember. Ember you got this, I'm routing for you and you only. Y'all might think I'm being harsh. I wouldn't have to be if Shotzi wasn't such a thorn in my backside. Next match scheduled for tonight for the Dusty Cup finals men, MSK facing The Grizzled Young Veterans. This is going to be a great match between both teams. You have no idea who will pull off a victory. My money is on MSK, THE MARIJUANA SMOKING KIDS. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ As for the rest of tonight we're in for a big surprise with matches on the card. I'm definitely looking forward to tonight's main event, Finn Balor verses Pete Dunne. Finn Balor and Pete Dunne, two competitors I know so much about and I believe the same is said about them. Dunne and Balor aren't strangers to one another, this game and most importantly their mat technique. Pete Dunne wants what Finn Balor is holding. 

I would like to like to thank Wade Barrett and Sam Roberts for the kick off show. Let's get things started with tonight's pay per view.

MATCH #01 "DUSTY CUP WOMEN FINALS" 
DAKOTA KAI & RAQUEL GONZALES DEFEAT EMBER MOON & SHOTZI BLACKHEART 
I meant what I said from earlier, 🀟🏿 Team Ember. Let's go girl, you got this πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ Come on Ember get back in the ring, the referee didn't see you tag your partner. Tonight's on you. Come on girl, don't tell me your tired. I know you're more in shape than me. Ember Moon, stop playing! Yo, ref what's the deal? I should FUCK YOU UP! My girl had a pin on Raquel Gonzales. You over there arguing with Dakota Kai. Raquel Gonzales tossing Ember Moon off of the platform. Shotzi Blackheart being left alone inside the ring. Of course she couldn't pull it off, Raquel Gonzales and Dakota Kai scoring the win. Congratulations to Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzales for tonight's Dusty Cup Win.πŸ† From here they'll go onto face the current and retaining WWE Women's Tag Team Champions, Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler at Wrestle Mania 37. I knew I should have stuck with my original pick. I still love you Ember Moon. πŸŒ™ 

MATCH #02 "N. A. CHAMPIONSHIP" 
JOHNNY GARGANO DEFEAT KUSHIDA 
Johnny Gargano looking to show Kushida who he is. Gargano sending back, The Way. He wants to go at this alone. Johnny Gargano is an excellent technical wrestler. It is just too bad, he prefer to shows his ignorance and moronic on NXT. Both men just put on a hell of a match. There is no other wrestler on NXT like Kushida that could of bought it to Johnny Gargano like he can. The last time John Gargano fought this hard, it was up against Damien Priest. Johnny Gargano should change his name to Johnny Showtime instead of Johnny Wrestling. Its obvious he cares more about wrestling whenever its on a pay per view rather than the weekly show. 

MATCH #03 "DUSTY CUP MEN FINALS"
MSK DEFEAT GRIZZLED YOUNG VETERANS 
Okay time for the fun and games are over. You guys can show the Grizzled Young Veterans who's house is this. Wow, that was crazy a moment a few seconds ago, Carter giving the best to Zack Gibson. Zack Gibson wasn't prepared for Carter's hostilities. Wes Lee being tossed through a table. Carter all alone in the ring. The Grizzled Young Veterans with a mugging. Grizzled Young Veterans with a pin attempt. Wes Lee with the save. MSK manage to get the pinfall over the Grizzled Young Veterans. Congratulations to tonight's Dusty Cup Winners πŸ† MSK πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ I just hope Oney Larcen and Danny Burch were watching this match. They're looking at there next opponents for the NXT Tag Team Championships. 

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN CHAMPIONSHIP"
IO SHIRAI DEFEAT TONI STORM AND MERCEDES MARTINES 
This match I would say is a good match and I would love to see it but I'm not going to have high hopes on it. It doesn't matter who I favor during this match. It's all going to come back to that one person, IO Shirai the second thorn in my backside. πŸ™ I'm going to take this time and clean my bedroom. I'm pretty sure, I will not like the results. Clearly she aimed that at you, Beth. Toni Storm destroying Beth Phoenix's desk. See, what I tell you, did I lie. This fucking title is glued to her. #ioshiraisucks

OMG, who is LA Knight but he looks like. Oh know it isn't. It can't be, but it is ELI DRAKE just signed with NXT.... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
FINN BALOR DEFEAT PETE DUNNE 
Pete Dunne with a powerbomb followed by pin, Balor kicking out. First pinfall of the night so for by Pete Dunne. Pete Dunne really giving it to Balor. Balor keeps contouring. Balor could barely stand. Balor ripping the mouthpiece out of Pete Dunne. Finn Balor taking down Pete Dunne with coup de grace maneuver, ceiling the victory.... Oney Larcen and Danny Burch from behind attacking Finn Balor. Of course being the cowards that they are hightailing it from the ring once they've seen the Undisputed Era coming. That was great what the Undisputed Era did for Finn Balor. I just never expected this. I don't think anyone did either.  Adam Cole stabbed Kyle O'Reilly in the back. Leaving him laying flat on the canvas from a superkick. Same thing he did to Finn Balor. Adam Cole leaving the ring, Roderick Strong left along with him but you can see he didn't want to go. Roderick Strong didn't know anything about that. Oh God, it look like Adam Cole is up to his old tricks again. Please don't tell me NXT is doing this for ratings. I know the old Adam Cole will bring ratings to NXT. Oh yeah not to mention, what I've seen earlier the NXT newly signed LA Knight (former Eli Drake) I can't wait until Wednesday. The suspense is intriguing.

THE AMERICAN DREAM DUSTY RHODES 
   RIP OCTOBER 12, 1945 TO JUNE 11, 2015 

Saturday, January 30, 2021

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2021 Issue #01 "Royal Rumble"

Hey! Hey! Hey! Happy New Year Rusty Jabbers. We're getting ready for tonight's Royal Rumble. How many are doing the same? I understand if you have other plans in mind. I've been getting negative reactions all day over tonight's Royal Rumble. Perhaps we can look over the card and wonder why that is, lol. 

Tonight we have Carmella facing the Smackdown Women's Champion Sasha Banks for the title. I'm not going to say this match can go either way considering the fact that Carmella isn't a great wrestler. However, Carmella can defeat Sasha Banks with an upset or interference from her Samolia Reginald, lol. What other bullshit matches on the card for tonight, Asuka and Charlotte Flair verses Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler for the tag team championships and later they'll appear in the Women's Royal Rumble. We have Drew McIntyre verse Goldberg to some that match maybe considered bullshit. I'm not sure how to look at it. To me, its just Drew McIntyre at the Royal Rumble taking down another legend to help boost his career. As for Goldberg, I'm just passing through for tonight I'll be gone when the show is over. Y'all know how Goldberg do. The ultimate bullshit match would be Roman Reigns facing Kevin Owens in the last man standing match for the Universal Championship. Kevin Owens is a great wrestler and a fighting champion but let's face it. These two going to kill each other tonight until Roman Reigns go home with another victory and that Universal Championship attached to his waste line. Can I be proven wrong? I would like to be.

This is why the Royal Rumble doesn't look good for tonight. Everyone should just focus on the actual Rumbles itself. My picks for the rumble between the men and women. I'm picking Daniel Bryan from the male rumble and Bianca Bel Air from the women rumble. I'm not a big fan of Bianca Bel Air but I have to be honest considering the fact that everyone on social media been yanking her ponytail lately. Bianca Bel Air is Miss Hot Girl on Smackdown. She is possibly the next one to carry that Smackdown Women's Championship. I still love you Bayley. 

Okay, I believe you've heard enough of me. It's coming close to that time. Everyone I want you to enjoy tonight's Royal Rumble despite the outcome of the matches. Have fun and enjoy the night with your friends thats all that matters. 

KICK OFF SHOW with Charly Caruso, Jerry Lawler, Booker T, JBL and Peter Rosenberg 

This is never pleasant being reduced to the kick off show especially for the raw tag team champions and the raw women's champion. I'm pretty sure to Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler it doesn't matter they'll kick any bitches ass anywhere. Let's just hope Asuka and Charlotte doesn't let that happen to much. 
Oh no, not now Lacey. Ric Flair and Lacey Evans coming out here with the distraction. Ric Flair handing off a pair of brass knuckles to Lacey Evans. Lacey Evans loading a shot of the women's right on Charlotte Flair. Charlotte Flair is out cold. Nia Jax pinning Charlotte Flair. Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler becoming the new Raw Women's Tag Team Champions. 
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH 
RAW WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP 
NIA JAX AND SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR AND ASUKA 

Seeing Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler winning the Raw Tag Team Championships for the second time, already this pay per view is going in a bad direction, smh. Let's hope this next match will get the Royal Rumble back on the right path.  

What away to kick off the Royal Rumble for the WWE Championship match. Officials getting Goldberg from his dressing room and escorting him to the ring. We're getting ready to see showdown. 
MATCH #01 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT GOLDBERG 
Goldberg kicked out of the claymore. Drew McIntyre first wrestler in history to kick out of the jackhammer. Goldberg and Drew McIntyre shake hands after the match. Goldberg has respect for Drew McIntyre now. 

Wow, 98 days this is probably the longest days Sasha ever held a title belt, lol. This is actually a bathroom break match. I got to go for real. Let me know later who wins between Sasha Stank and Carmella Is Pennies, lmao. 

MATCH #02 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT CARMELLA 
Reginald catching Sasha Banks 
The referee sending Reginald back to the locker room. Carmella with a hail Mary on Sasha Banks. Sasha Banks with the bank statement on Carmella. Carmella tapping out. 

I can't believe Booker T is having some Puerto Rican guy perform a song dedicated to him, omg. Booker T is not even all that. He's not a big deal wrestler in the WWE. I'm not saying Booker T is crap. I'm just saying, I don't think he's awesome enough for an artist to make a song dedicated to him. #badbunny

MATCH #03
WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE 
01. BAYLEY, twelfth elimination 
02. NAOMI, eighteenth elimination 
03. BIANCA BEL AIR - "WINNER"
04. BILLIE KAY, third elimination 
05. SHOTZI BLACKHEART, first elimination 
06. SHAYNA BASZLER, twenty-first elimination 
07. TONI STORM, fourth elimination 
08. JILLIAN HALL, second elimination 
09. RUBY RIOTT, seventh elimination 
10. VICTORIA, fifth elimination 
11. PEYTON ROYCE, tenth elimination 
12. SANTANA GARRETT, sixth elimination 
13. LIV MORGAN, eighth elimination 
14. RHEA RIPLEY, twenty-sixth elimination 
15. CHARLOTTE FLAIR, twenty-fifth elimination 
16. DANA BROOKE, nineth elimination 
17. TORRIE WILSON, eleventh elimination 
18. LACEY EVANS, seventeenth elimination 
19. MICKIE JAMES ?
20. NIKKI CROSS ?
21. ALICIA FOX ? pinned R-Truth for 24/7 during the Women's Royal Rumble. R-Truth pinning Alicia Fox to regain his 24/7 championship.
22. MANDY ROSE, fourteenth elimination 
23. DAKOTA KAI, thirteenth elimination 
24. CARMELLA, fifteenth elimination 
25. TAMINA, twentieth elimination 
26. LANA, twenty-third elimination 
27. ALEXA BLISS, sixteenth elimination 
28. EMBER MOON, nineteenth elimination 
29. NIA JAX, twenty-second elimination 
30. NATALYA, twenty-fourth elimination
Congratulations to Bianca Bel Air for her victory tonight. 

OMG, now Peter Rosenberg is our new 24/7 championship lol I can't believe this. They really love playing games with that bullshit title. Peter Rosenberg pulling a fast one on R Truth. Of course R-Truth is dumb enough to fall for it. 🀭

How is this match looking between them. I just came back from a quick dinner break. I wasn't trying to sit and watch the disgrace of the whole match. I'm expecting something good to happen for Kevin Owens. Of course I know its not going to. 
MATCH #04 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH 
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS 

MATCH #05
MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE 
01. EDGE - "WINNER"
02. RANDY ORTON, removed from the rumble thanks to Edge's retribution.
03. SAMI ZAYN, second elimination 
04. MUSTAFA ALI, fourth elimination 
05. JEFF HARDY, first elimination 
06. DOLPH ZIGGLER, nineth elimination 
07. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA, twelfth elimination 
08. CARLITO, fifth elimination 
09. XAVIER WOODS, third elimination 
10. BIG E, nineteenth elimination 
11. JOHN MORRISON eighth elimination 
12. RICOCHET, tenth elimination 
13. ELIAS,  sixth elimination 
14. DAMIEN PRIEST, sixteenth elimination 
15. THE MIZ seventh elimination 
16. RIDDLE, twenty-fifth elimination 
17. DANIEL BRYAN, twenty-fourth elimination 
18. KANE, eleventh elimination 
19. KING CORBIN, fourteenth elimination 
20. OTIS, thirteenth elimination 
21. DOMINIK MYSTERIO, fifteenth elimination 
22. BOBBY LASHLEY, eighteenth elimination 
23. THE HURRICANE, seventeenth elimination 
24. CHRISTIAN, twenty-seventh elimination 
25. AJ STYLES w/ Omos, twenty-third elimination 
26. REY MYSTERIO, twentieth elimination 
27. SHEAMUS, twenty-second elimination 
28. CESARO, twenty-first elimination 
29. SETH ROLLINS, twenty-eighth elimination 
30. BRAUN STROWMAN, twenty-sixth elimination 
Randy Orton returning to the ring, he was never officially eliminated. Edge making sure Randy Orton is eliminated from the rumble this time. Edge scoring himself a victory and a one way ticket to Wrestle Mania to face the champion of his chosen. Congratulations tonight to Edge on his victory in tonight's Royal Rumble match. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

Sunday, December 20, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2020 Issue #02 TLC: TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS

Tonight WWE is closing out the year with one of baddest pay per view that can leave superstars bloody and bruised. I'm looking forward to the action and injury of TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS BAY BAY πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
I would like to thank all my followers for your support throughout the year and I hope you've enjoy tonight's performance in return. 

We're starting off the show tonight with a Smackdown eight man tag team match during the kick off show. 
TLC - TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS 2020 KICK OFF SHOW 
DANIEL BRYAN, CHAD GABLE, OTIS & BIG E DEFEAT KING CORBIN, CESARO, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND SAMI ZAYN 
            "08 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
What an impressive win coming from Big E knocking off Sami Zayn with an awesome pincount. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

Well, I be damn we're going to start things off with Aj Styles and Olmos. I'm shocked, you would think he would want to be last or perhaps next to last. Aj Styles hoping to wrap up the WWE Championship in its early start of the evening. These two must face one another for the first time, as the WWE  Championship title wave over the ring. 
Aj Styles with multiple injury attempts on the left knee of Drew McIntyre preventing him from climbing the ladder. Aj Styles have barely climb the ladder yet. Aj Styles won't climb the ladder until Drew McIntyre is down. Drew McIntyre can barely stand tossing in a table, over the ring. Drew McIntyre with Aj Styles, a belly to belly into a steel ladder. Olmos pushing in a ladder. Aj Styles looking to climb the ladder. Drew McIntyre pulling Aj Styles off of the ladder. Drew McIntyre tossing Aj Styles through a table outside the ring. Oh no, not these two The Miz and John Morrison. What they want? I can't believe it. The Miz is going to cash in right now. The Miz want to make it a triple threat match. The Miz sending Drew McIntyre through a table. John Morrison trying to hit Olmos with a steel chair, which was a mistake the pain didn't hurt him. Actually, it was a mistake for both of these two goofs to enter here tonight.
MATCH #01 "TLC FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT AJ STYLES AND THE MIZ

This is a bathroom break match. Oh isn't that sweet, The Somalia caught Carmella in his arms what a gentleman.(DORK) Wow that was close, Carmella almost had it. Smart,  Sasha grab the ropes the second time. I think Mella is money. I'm not sure why The Somalia pulled out Carmella. 
MATCH #02 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT CARMELLA BY SUBMISSION 

I seen that look, Shelton Benjamin was pissed. He didn't like Cedric Alexander tagging himself in. Shelton Benjamin didn't look happy at first. I guess he changed his mind now. Cedric Alexander scored the pin for the team. 
MATCH #03 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE HURT BUSINESS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY 

Seriously, after witnessing the crap from one tag team match they have the nerve to put another tag team match on. I just hope this match have a much better outcome than the last. Perhaps it will look like you social media buffs were right, Ms 12X Champion The Queen Charlotte Flair will be Asuka's mystery opponent tonight. Charlotte Flair her first night back after 06 months and she captured championship gold. Congratulations to Charlotte and Asuka πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
MATCH #04 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA AND CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT NIA JAX AND SHAYNA BASZLER 

I'm not going to waste my time with this bullshit. Unless Kevin Owens pull off an upset and defeat Roman Reigns this match is bullshit. It's going to be the same as Friday, a 02 on 01 handicap tables ladders and chairs match. You know Jey Uso will be participating tonight. To make sure Roman Reigns doesn't lose his championship he'll probably have Paul Heyman participate a little bit. Point is, the match is going to suck and Roman Reigns is going to regain championship of the title. I'm going for my dinner during this match. Hopefully it'll be  over by the time I'm through. As much as I hate The Fiend and Randy Orton they would put on a better performance at tonight's main event than Roman Reigns. 
MATCH #05 "TLC FOR THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS πŸ’€

This is a cool match. I wouldn't mine seeing a match like this especially when one of the most hated men in wrestling have the potential of being set on fire tonight. Randy Orton burnt to the flesh. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ OMG, The Fiend on fire. Randy Orton with an RKO. Randy Orton coming back with gasoline pouring it on The Fiend. Randy Orton striking the match and it on The Fiend. The Fiend went up in flames.
MATCH #06 "FIREFLY INFERNO MATCH"
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT THE FIEND 

NEXT WWE EVENT:
ROYAL RUMBLE SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, 2021


Sunday, December 6, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover War Games"

MATCH #01
WOMENS NXT TAKEOVER WAR GAMES
TEAM LERAE DEFEAT TEAM BLACKHEART 
RAQUEL GONZALES DEFEAT IO SHIRAI 
Totally awesome pin coming from Raquel Gonzales for defeating the worst and rudest Asian female wrestler in NXT, IO Shirai. Congratulations to Raquel Gonzales for defeating the most conceded bitchπŸ–•πŸΏ

MATCH #02
TOMMASO CIAMPA DEFEAT TIMOTHY THATCHER 

MATCH #03 "STRAP MATCH"
DEXTER LUMIS DEFEAT CAMERON GRIMES 

MATCH #04 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP/TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
JOHNNY GARGANO DEFEAT LEON RUFF AND DAMIEN PRIEST 
An army of Ghostface superstars appearing in the ring. Damien Priest fighting hard to eliminate every single one of them. Austin Theory revealing himself as one of the Ghostface to take out Damien Priest.
Johnny Gargano pinned Leon Ruff. 

MATCH #05
MENS NXT TAKEOVER WAR GAMES
TEAM UNDISPUTED ERA DEFEAT TEAM MCAFEE 
KYLE O'REILLY PINNED ONEY LARCEN 
Please, Barrett there isn't anything best about Pat McAfee. He's only coming out last because he's a coward. In fact that phrase "save the best for last" is more suitable for Adam Cole BAY BAY 🀟🏿

NEXT WWE EVENT:
WWE TLC PAY PER VIEW SUN., DECEMBER 20TH

Sunday, November 22, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2020 Issue #02 Survivor Series the Best of the Best (30 yearsπŸ‘ŠπŸΏπŸ‘ŠπŸΏπŸ‘ŠπŸΏ)

Just nine hours ahead of tonight's WWE pay per view Survivor Series. We're all getting ready for tonight. We have our predictions and premonitions on tonight's wins and losses. Everyone have there heart set on the Roman Reigns verse Drew McIntyre match but to be honest with my followers its a big waste of time. We already know Drew McIntyre is winning and winning for the wrong reasons. Let's face it, Roman Reigns already defeated and hold two pay per view victories over Drew McIntyre. I can not see Drew McIntyre losing to Roman Reigns again on another pay per view. 
As for, whose winning between Team Raw and Team Smackdown. If you happen to be a real diehard WWE follower you would know that Team Raw is winning tonight. I do recall, Team Smackdown winning last year. I don't think they're going to allow Smackdown to embarrass Monday Night Raw two years in a row. 


Welcome back Rusty Jabbers thank you for joining me earlier on this morning for those of who may or may not have gotten my pre-Survivor Series newsletter. It's six o'clock we're about to get into the real thing within another hour. Right now we have the Kick Off Show. You know that, there always got to be WWE kick off show. 🀭 On the Kick Off Show tonight, we have Charly Caruso, Booker T, Jerry Lawler, JBL and Peter Rosenberg at the table. As far as, kick off matches there is actually a doosey in thirty minutes. A battle royal will be taking place. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
DUAL BRAND BEST OF THE BEST BATTLE ROYAL: 
WINNER: THE MIZ 
Participants: Rey Mysterio, Dominic Mysterio, Murphy, Apollo Crews, Shinsuke Nakamura, Shelton Benjamin, Cedric Alexander, Robert Roode, Dolph Ziggler, Elias, Ricochet, The Miz, John Morrison, Kalisto, Angel Garza, Humberto Carrillo, Chad Gable and Jeff Hardy. 
Dominic and Chad Gable were the last two participants from the battle royal in the match. Dominic Mysterio eliminated Chad Gable. Dominic getting ready to celebrate his victory until The Miz return back into the match. The Miz eliminating Dominic. The Miz is now the one that's celebrating his victory. The referee states that The Miz's feet never touched the floor. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #01 
RAW MENS TEAM VS SMACKDOWN MENS TEAM 
Seth Rollins made himself a martyr. Seth Rollins sacrificed himself in this match on purpose. Sheamus eliminating Seth Rollins with the brogue kick and a pin.
Aj Styles eliminated Kevin Owens.
Matt Riddle eliminated King Corbin. 
Braun Strowman eliminated Otis.
Jey Uso is all alone now. The pressure is on him not to disappoint Smackdown and the Tribal Chief. Jey Uso hanging in there by himself but there is only so much one man can do on his own. Keith Lee eliminating Jey Uso. Roman Reigns will not be happy with Jey Uso. Roman Reigns has alot on his mind already with his match later on against Drew McIntyre. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #02
THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY 
Great match between the four men in the ring tonight. Congratulations to the Street Profits on there victory. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ If the Street Profits ever want any respect from me, first thing they need to cut out are the fun and games and tom foolery and start getting serious inside that ring. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #03
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN 
Seriously, Bobby Lashley needs The Hurt Business to be at ringside to go up against Sami Zayn. I admit Sami Zayn is probably wasting his time and health conditions in this match. Sami Zayn isn't any match for Bobby Lashley. At least, Sami Zayn would get a chance to have fun throughout the match. Do anything to embarrass Bobby Lashley. 

Roman Reigns met with Jey Uso and he is upset. He isn't upset that Team Smackdown lost. Roman Reigns is upset that Jey Uso lost, meaning he should of knew how to maintain his teammates. Every team needs a team leader, Roman Reigns telling Jey Uso that's what he should of been. Roman Reigns didn't want to discuss this further. Roman Reigns telling Jey Uso to go join your brother. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #04
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ASUKA 
I give credit where credit is due. It was a great match. Sasha Banks and Asuka putting on a excellent performance. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ Congratulations to the both of them. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #05
RAW WOMEN'S TEAM VS SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TEAM 
Raw Women's team already degrading Lana early in this match. Nia Jax want to make sure no members of the team tag her in. Raw Women's fighting Smackdown Women's team four against five. 
Peyton Royce eliminated Bayley 
Natalya eliminated Peyton Royce 
Lacey Evans eliminated Natalya 
Shayna Baszler locking the carabuda clutch on Ruby Riott. Ruby Riott fainting. 
Shayna Baszler eliminated Ruby Riott
Liv Morgan is irate over the elimination of her partner. 
Liv Morgan eliminated Lacey Evans 
Nia Jax eliminated Liv Morgan 
Bianca Bel Air is all alone in the ring. Okay Miss EST of the WWE its time to show us how strong you really are. 
Shayna Baszler and Bianca Bel Air locking up. Y'all remember the NXT history between these two. 
Shayna Baszler with another carabuda clutch locked in on Bianca Bel Air. Bianca Bel Air struggling to grab the ropes so Shayna Baszler can break the hold. Shayna Baszler never broke the hold, after Bianca Bel Air grabbed onto the ropes. Shayna Baszler is being disqualified. 
Nia Jax going for the announce table. I thought this was going to be for Lana. Instead Nia Jax making preparations for Bianca Bel Air to go through the announce table. Bianca Bel Air spearing Nia Jax into the barricade. Bianca Bel Air and Nia Jax have been counted out. 
Lana is the sole survivor. Nia Jax is irate over this. Lana in the ring celebrating while Nia Jax have that stupid look on her face. Nia Jax has no one to blame but herself. The reason why, Lana is the sole survivor in the first place because Nia Jax didn't want her to participate in the match. Technically that makes her the sole survivor because no one wanted to tag in Lana. Nia Jax idiotic plan backfired on her, lol.

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #06
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 
Who is the superior and who is the secondary champion? That is the question, what is the answer.
Roman Reigns taking it to war with Drew McIntyre. 
Drew McIntyre finally got a chance with a claymore kick but Roman Reigns knocking over the referee. 
Jey Uso coming back to help Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns with the low blow on Drew McIntyre followed by a super kick coming from Jey Uso. Roman Reigns locking in the guillotine. A new referee entering the ring. Drew McIntyre fading out. Roman Reigns goes for the pin. 
Roman Reigns meeting Jey Uso at the top of ramp. The two of them hug. Roman Reigns happy for tonight's victory but not Drew McIntyre. Drew McIntyre sitting there inside the ring. He's not letting this go. These two will meet again. 

THE UNDERTAKER FINAL FAREWELL.... Celebrating tonight 30 years of excellence from The Deadman. We have with us tonight and I would like to thank them for coming out here for The Undertaker's final farewell. All my best to The Undertaker. I wish you well, God Bless You! 
Shane McMahon 
The Big Show 
Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield 
Jeff Hardy 
Mick Foley
The Godfather 
The Godwins 
Savio Vega 
Rakishi 
Kevin Nash
Booker T
Shawn Michaels 
Ric Flair 
Triple H 
Kane 
Vince McMahon alone in the ring after the video tribute of The Undertaker. Vince McMahon had his own special words of The Undertaker before he introduces him to the ring on this final farewell. 

The Undertaker making his final farewell at Survivor Series towards the ring with those slow moving steps of his the last 30 years. The Undertaker saying his goodbyes.


Next WWE/NXT Events: 
NXT War Games Sunday December 06th

TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs Sunday December 20th

"HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!" 😊 

Saturday, November 7, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2020 Issue #01 AEW: Full Gear Pay Per View


Welcome back wrestling fans I hope y'all had a miserable life at quarantine and lock down the last nine months, lol. Tonight we get a chance once at drinking, smoking and wrestling live inside the Legends Bar. Looking forward to the AEW action. Let's see what Full Gear have in store for us. Tonight on the line the world tag team championships, FTR defend it against The Youngbucks. The Youngbucks tonight putting their careers on the line. If the The Youngbucks lose tonight match they promise not to face anyone for the tag team championships. Oh my God, such bull. I can't believe the Youngbucks would put their careers on the line. I need to see tonight's match to believe it. What else we have instore for tonight. Okay I got one, AEW's best kept secret MJF going up against AEW's fan favorite Chris Jericho. These two right here are going to pull off a very exciting and comical match. We also have another match that's going to be good, the pairing between Kenny Omega and Hangman Page. I already have my money on Hangman Page. You know me, I'm down with any brother thats with the bottle, lol. "HANGMAN COME ON YOU CAN DO IT, BRO!"  Another one of my favorite matches and I know some of y'all can agree with me. Tonight is to get Eddie Kingston say, I-Quit. I'm all for it. How many of y'all are with me. Let me hear you say "MOXLEY!"
Oh my God I can't believe this. This fucking Covid-19 crap getting on my nerves. You can't be serious, lol. A fucking line in front of Legends so we gotta wait. What are we waiting for. I hear motherfuckers in the bar already. The fucking pay per view started. I can't believe this motherfuckers actually going to check everyone's temperature that's on the line, smh. This is bullshit. My temperature isn't over 100. I don't know about these other fools on line. 

8:29pm, I'm finally in here just great but as soon as I got in here I missed one of my matches that I wanted to see tonight. Kenny Omega defeating Hangman Page. I walk into the Legends Bar on these two doofuses, 🀭
MATCH #02
ORANGE CASSIDY DEFEATED JOHN SILVER 

Up next Cody Rhodes verses Darby Allin another pair of two doofuses. Darby Allin gunning for Cody's TNT Television Championship. I don't give a shit about Cody or Darby Allin but if I had to choose I'll choose Darby Allin. Omg, they're give this match a 60 minute time limit. The crowd in here going crazy over Cody. Darby don't disappoint me because your shit anyway. For some strange reason I'm relying on. 
MATCH #03 "TNT TV CHAMPIONSHIP"
DARBY ALLIN DEFEAT CODY RHODES 
THANK YOU DARBY!

MATCH #04 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT NYLA ROSE
Vickie Guerrero more upset over the loss than Nyla, lol

This is that bullshit match I was talking about earlier between FTR and The Youngbucks. The match is about to take place. Remember what I said, If The Youngbucks loses they can not face anyone for the AEW tag team championships. The Youngbucks are stupid they should of made it like this instead. If we lose, we will not face FTR for the AEW tag team championships as long as they are holding the titles. 
MATCH #05 "AEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE YOUNGBUCKS DEFEAT FTR
Wow, so The Youngbucks needed to create a stipulation to finally become the tag team champions, 🀭

Oh God I swear, Matt Hardy is a fucking loser. It's been damn near whole summer and then some and Matt Hardy been bullying and feuding with Sammy Guevara. This storyline is shit. Matt Hardy is a fucking clown. 
MATCH #06 
MATT HARDY DEFEAT SAMMY GUEVARA 
Yes, Hardy you deleted him can you go away and don't come back unless your competing with someone or in your case delete someone. 

AEW been alright we had our moments. Now its time for the moments of the pay per view I've wanted to see, "MAIN EVENT TIME!" First we have Chris Jericho vs MJF. MJF fighting for a seat in the Inner Circle. He must compete through Jericho to prove his worth.
Omg I can't believe these bitchass niggaz up in here singing Jericho's entrance music. Serious guys, Jericho's music isn't that good, smh.
MATCH #07 
MJF DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO 
Okay, he did it πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ MJF just got himself adopted by The Inner Circle, lol Congratulations πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

Okay its time, sit back and enjoy both Jon Moxley and Eddie Kingston slug it out blow for blow over championship gold and making your opponent say, I quit. I'm fully behind Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston is not ready for this spotlight yet. Those two maniacs are going to have a good time killing one another. 

MATCH #08 "I-QUIT MATCH"
JON MOXLEY DEFEAT EDDIE KINGSTON 
Jon Moxley next opponent Kenny Omega making his presence to toward the ring. Kenny Omega is looking forward to this. He perhaps never forgotten his loss a year for the championship against Jon Moxley. These two are looking to rekindle a little Deja Vu. 

NEXT PAY PER VIEW:
AEW: REVOLUTION FEBRUARY 27, 2021