Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2026 "Vengeance Day" Issue #01

Awesome, NXT this Tuesday. Sol Ruca getting her vengeance. I hope her vengeance continue tonight by becoming the NXT Women's Champion.

I hope the latino putarica, Lola Vice seek some vengeance in the underground match against Kelani Jordan. 

Then you got my girl, put your hands together, "MS PARKER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MS PARKER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿MS PARKER👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MS PARKER👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MS PARKER👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿" Jaida "Big Booty" Parker taking on Blake Monroe. The most annoying female wrestler in NXT. Blake Monroe had the nerve to challenge Ms Parker to street fight. Can the Glamor pull off a street fight against Jaida "Big Booty" Parker. I don't think so, give it to one more time. "MS PARKER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MS PARKER👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MS PARKER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿MS PARKER 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿MS PARKER" LOL

The vigilante of NXT Tony D'Angelo taking on Dion Lennox the leader of Dark State. I'm not going to say the worst faction in NXT/WWE because they're have been others. I'm just glad Tony D'Angelo kept his and bought down each member of Dark State. He even promised that Dark State would lose there NXT Tag Team Championship. 

MATCH #01 

"ORLANDO STREET FIGHT"

BLAKE MONROE DEFEAT JAIDA PARKER 

Yes, Ms Parker with the kendu stick all over Blake Monroe. Oooh 😟 so sorry Jaida. Ms Parker crushing the right side of her cheek into the steelsteps. That bitch Blake Monroe moving out of harms way. 

Blake Monroe choking Jaida Parker with a kendu stick. Jaida Parker getting her hands on that kendu stick. 

Jaida Parker going to great lengths. Blake Monroe layed out on a table. Jaida Parker with tear drop on the table. 

Always remember, diamonds are a girls best friend.

Blake Monroe back in the ring with a bag. Sprinkling diamonds all over the canvas. Blake Monroe with the glamor shot on Jaida Parker.

WINNER: BLAKE MONROE 

Darkstate waiting in the parking lot for Tony D'Angelo. Three on one in the storage area. Security coming out trying to get them down at ringside. Tony D'Angelo and Dion Lennox are finally in the ring. They rang the bell.

MATCH #02

TONY D'ANGELO DEFEAT DION LENNOX 

Tony D'Angelo with 03 Germany suplex followed by a torcher rack over the ring on Dion Lennox. 

Dion Lennox with a powerbomb on Tony D'Angelo. Tony D'Angelo getting up. Tony D'Angelo with a spear on Dion Lennox. 

WINNER: TONY D'ANGELO 

"DINNER BREAK MATCH"🍲

I don't give a shit which female wins. They're both 💤

MATCH #03

"WOMEN'S NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"

TATUM PAXLEY DEFEAT IZZI DAME 

WINNER: TATUM PAXLEY 🥱

Fatal Influence in the ring talking about Stand and Deliver.... Zaria coming out she deserves another shot at that title. Sol Ruca coming out. Rob Stone making the match. In two weeks. A triple threat, Sol Ruca, Zaria vs Jacy Jayne for her NXT Women's Championship in Houston, Texas. "HAPPY ST. PATRICK DAY!"

MATCH #04 "NXT UNDERGROUND"

LOLA VICE DEFEAT KELANI JORDAN 

I love Kelani, just look at her coming out all sexy. 😍😍

Yeah, Lola Vice is a Triple A champion. Lola Vice can participate on Triple A every weekend but Kelani Jordan couldn't be a TNA Knockout Champion. 

Kelani Jordan in the front row harassing Lola's father.

Kelani Jordan back in the ring.

Lola Vice with the hammer fist knocking out Kelani Jordan.

WINNER: LOLA VICE 

UPCOMING WWE/NXT PLE'S:

Tuesday, March 31, 2026 

Saturday, April 04, 2026 

WWE HALL OF FAME - FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026

SLAMMY AWARD - TBA 

WRESTLEMANIA42 - SATURDAY, APRIL 18, 2026 

WRESTLEMANIA42- SUNDAY, APRIL 19, 2026 

BACKLASH TAMPA - SATURDAY, MAY 9, 2026

CLASH IN ITALY - SUNDAY, MAY 31, 2026 

NXT BATTLEGROUND - TBA 

NXT GREAT AMERICAN BASH - TBA 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 2026 "Elimination Chamber" Issue #02

Another WWE PLE banger after banger after banger. I'm looking forward to the men's Elimination Chamber match. Randy Orton, LA Knight, Cody Rhodes,  Je'von Evans, Trick Williams and Jey Uso. These six challengers have an opportunity to face Drew McIntyre at Wrestlemania42. I'm routing for Randy Orton. Anyone as long as its not Cody Rhodes. I'm getting sick and tired of the Drew McIntyre and Cody Rhodes soap opera drama. It's getting redundant. It's time for a change.

On the female side, the Women's Elimination Chamber I want the title removed from Jade Cargill. This was such an insult for African-American Women to have a WWE Women's Champion and only have one defense. One defense in her 100+ day reign. 

Just like the men's elimination chamber match. There happen to be six top notch females who can end the reign of Jade Cargill. Tiffany Stratton, Rhea Ripley, Alexa Bliss, Asuka, Kiana James and Raquel Rodriguez. My first choice is Rhea Ripley. My second choice is Tiffany Stratton. My third choice is Alexa Bliss. I don't know if Alexa Bliss can take down Jade Cargill. I'm only routing for her because I can't remember the last time, Alexa Bliss held a WWE Women's Championship. 

The other two matches on the card. 💤 Who cares? You know CM Punk is going to defeat Finn Balor. A waste of 30 to 40 minutes. 

I wouldn't be surprised after this long match. The OTC Roman Reigns comes out and attacks CM Punk to send a message for Wrestlemania42.

Another match that's a waste of time. Becky Lynch putting her Women's Intercontinental Championship on the line against Aj Lee. Aj Lee is finally  going to get an official championship after 10 years of being on hiatus of drawing comic books. "Ms Caroline in the City" comes back to WWE to flaunt more than a butterfly shaped Diva title. 💤💤💤

I just got word that Jey Uso is no longer in the Men's Elimination Chamber match. After what took place on Friday Night Smackdown. A bonus Elimination Chamber match was scheduled between Logan Paul verses Jacob Fatu. Logan Paul qualifying for the Elimination Chamber match with the assistance of Drew McIntyre. 

WWE is back in the United Center. Its been 32 years. The last time it was 1994. CM Punk & Aj Lee in there hometown of Chicago at the United Center. Its been 13 years since CM Punk defended a WWE Championship at the United Center. 

The Women's Elimination Chamber is about to begin. Its six participants, four ladies would come out. Each corner haves a pod. One woman will enter a pod. The last two participants called into the ring will start off the match. The same rules apply to the Men's Elimination Chamber, later on tonight.

ALEXA BLISS IN FIRST POD

ASUKA IN SECOND POD

RHEA RIPLEY IN THIRD POD

RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ IN FOURTH POD

MATCH #01

"Women's Elimination Chamber"

Kiana James vs Tiffany Stratton, 

Pod #02 opening, Asuka wrecking havoc on Kiana James and Tiffany Stratton. Pod #01 opening, Alexa Bliss up next. The Pod #03 opening I don't think anyone in this match wanted her to be released. Especially after what happened on Smackdown last night. "The Eradicator" Rhea Ripley. 

Asuka with the black mist to Alexa Bliss's eyes. Kiana James eliminating Alexa Bliss. Pod #04 opening Raquel Rodriguez being released. Raquel Rodriguez with the tahunga bomb on both Asuka and Kiana James eliminating both of them from the match. 

Three women left inside the ring, Tiffany Stratton, Rhea Ripley and Raquel Rodriguez. Tiffany Stratton with a moonsault from the top of the ring post eliminating Raquel Rodriguez. 

Two women left. Rhea Ripley verses Tiffany Stratton. Tiffany Stratton been trying to get her hands back on the "Undisputed WWE Women's Championship" for a whole year. Rhea Ripley suffering a lower back injury last night and losing her "WWE Women's Tag Team Championship". 

Rhea Ripley shoving Tiffany Stratton into one of the pods. Following it up in the ring with a riptide.

Rhea Ripley will see Jade Cargill at Wrestlemania42 Vegas. 

Jade Cargill from her suite saying, "Bring It On"

WINNER: RHEA RIPLEY 

DINNER BREAK MATCH 🥱🥱🥱

MATCH #02

"WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

AJ LEE DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH 

WINNER: ABSOLUTE JOKE LEE

AND NEW WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP 

MATCH #03

"WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"

Finn Balor wants to do this alone. He needs to prove this to himself, he can do this. Finn Balor with the rapid shots to CM Punk's ribs. CM Punk on the ring post with the jabs into Finn Balor. One of CM Punk's favorite hockey team that ever played in the United Center is Black Hawks. The most violent team in hockey. Finn Balor is all over him. Whatever strategy CM Punk has coming in the match. It'll be game on. Finn Balor aiming at CM Punk's ribs. CM Punk have been busted open at the mouth. CM Punk with a sharpshooter on Finn Balor. Finn Balor with the slingbade on CM Punk. Finn Balor with the cutegras on CM Punk. CM Punk kicks out. CM Punk with the GTS. Finn Balor slipped out the ring. Finn Balor with a slingbade on CM Punk. Finn Balor with another cutegras. CM Punk with a GTS. Finn Balor didn't kick out.

CM Punk showing love to Finn Balor for being a fighting champion.

WINNER: CM PUNK 

AJ Lee, running down the aisle with her Women's Intercontinental Championship to celebrate there victories tonight. WWE new power couple of Monday Night Raw. 

TRICK WILLIAMS IN FIRST POD 

LA KNIGHT IN SECOND POD 

LOGAN PAUL IN THIRD POD 

RANDY ORTON IN FOURTH POD 

MATCH #04

"Men's Elimination Chamber Match"

Je'von Evans vs Cody Rhodes 

Starting off the match. You talk about two men with different styles of experience. Je'von Evans first Elimination Chamber at age 21. Do you know, Je'von Evans wasn't born yet when they had the premiere of the first Elimination Chamber. 

Pod #01 is opening, Mr "Lemonpeppa Steppas" Trick Williams. WWE's future. Pod #03 Logan Paul is up next. Logan Paul who've made alot of enemies in WWE. Trick Williams, Cody Rhodes and Je'von Evans attacking Logan Paul. 

Pod #02 opening, LA Knight going straight towards Logan Paul. These two have alot of history. 

Je'von Evans climbing the side of the chamber. Logan Paul climbing the side of the chamber. LA Knight climbing the side of the chamber. All three of them on the side of the chamber fighting. Logan Paul dropped to the canvas. Je'von Evans on top of one the pods. LA Knight with a BFT on Je'von Evans. Last entry Pod #04, "The Viper" Randy Orton. Je'von Evans with a frogsplash from the pod onto Trick Williams. 

Logan Paul pinned and eliminated Je'von Evans. Logan Paul pinned and eliminated LA Knight. Logan Paul pinned and eliminated Trick Williams. 

Logan Paul, Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton were the last three left. A masked men showed up again. Officials removing the masked man. It wasn't the same guy from Smackdown, last night. He's being escorted from the building. Another masked man showed up with a stomp on Logan Paul. Cody Rhodes eliminating Logan Paul. The masked man unveiling the mask. It was Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins walking out of the chamber through the audience. 

Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton 

Drew McIntyre with his championship title across Cody's face. Drew McIntyre with a claymore on Cody Rhodes. 

Randy Orton taking advantage with an RKO on Cody Rhodes eliminating him from the match. Randy Orton will see Drew McIntyre at Wrestlemania42 for the Undisputed WWE Championship.

WINNER: RANDY ORTON 

This is how its usually done. 

Totally awesome for both sides, the men and women elimination chamber. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 

Even the CM Punk vs Finn Balor match was awesome. Even though it was predictable. The only thing that wasn't predictable was the fact Roman Reigns didn't show up tonight. You would think, seven weeks left until Wrestlemania42. Roman Reigns would want to be acknowledged during CM Punk's spotlight. 

Tonight was an awesome night and if anyone doesn't think so you should stop watching WWE. No WWE haters allowed during a ple. Speaking of PLE join us again next Saturday, March 7th for "NXT Vengeance Day". 

 

UPCOMING WWE/NXT PLE'S:

Saturday, March 07, 2026

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

TO BE ANNOUNCED 

Saturday, April 04, 2026

Saturday, April 18, 2026

Sunday, April 19, 2026

Saturday, May 09, 2026

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 13, 2026 "No Surrender Countdown Show" Issue #01"

TNA Impact tonight in party city. Dirty South Nashville at the State of the Art Arena. 

COUNTDOWN SHOW 

MATCH #01

SINNER & SAINT DEFEAT BRAD ATTITUDE & TW3

Gia Miller interviewing her old coach, Action Mike Jackson. They were having a good time until Steph DeLander and Mance Warner interrupted Gia Miller and Action Mike Jackson. Steph DeLander complaining, she's sick and tired of seeing her all over the TV. Steph wants to see her man, Mance Warner on television more. Action Mike Jackson sticking up for Gia Miller. Mance Warner challenging Action Mike Jackson to a match tonight @ No Surrender. 

MATCH #02

ALLEN ANGEL VERSE RYAN NEMETH 

MATCH CANCELED 

FRANKIE KAZARIAN DEFEAT ALLEN ANGEL - IMPROMPTU MATCH

Frankie Kazarian coming out interupting the match with an impromptu King's Speech. Frankie Kazarian got the okay from Daria Rae. 

Frankie Kazarian had something he needed to say, about the current champion who stole his championship. Allen Angel snatching the mic from Frankie Kazarian and calling him, " AN ASSHOLE!" Allen Angel punching Frankie Kazarian in the face. Allen Angel is all fired up. He came to "No Surrender" looking for a fight. Allen Angel challenging Frankie Kazarian, right now for a match

Frankie Kazarian looking at Allen Angel like he's crazy. Frankie Kazarian saying, on my time. The referee coming to the ring. The bell just rung. The match is on its way.

MATCH #03

'TNA KNOCKOUT BATTLE ROYAL RUMBLE"

TASHA STEELZ, ROSEMARY, JADA STONE, HARLEY HUDSON, MYLA GRACE, VICTORIA CRAWFORD, TESSA BLANCHARD, MILO MOORE, ELAYNA BLACK, MARASADE.

WINNER:

JODY THREAT, earned herself a spot for the TNA Knockout Championship 

UPCOMING TNA IMPACT PLE'S

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2026 "Royal Rumble Riyadh" "Issue #02"

MATCH #01

Women's Royal Rumble 

1. Charlotte Flair, eliminated by Lash Legend

2. Alexa Bliss, eliminated by Charlotte Flair 

3. Kiana James, eliminated by Roxanne Perez 

4. Nia Jax, eliminated by Charlotte Flair 

5. Ivy Nile, eliminated by ???

6. Lola Vice, eliminated by Jordynne Grace 

7. Candace Lerae, eliminated by Jordynne Grace 

8. Jordynne Grace, eliminated by Lash Legend

9. Becky Lynch, eliminated by Nattie 

10. Sol Ruca, eliminated by Tiffany Stratton 

11. Roxanne Perez, eliminated by Liv Morgan 

12. Maxxine Dupre, eliminated by Becky Lynch 

13. Nattie, eliminated by Liv Morgan 

14. ĹIV MORGAN WINNER OF 2026 ROYAL RUMBLE

15. LASH LEGEND, eliminated by Rhea Ripley 

16. ZELINA VEGA, eliminated by Giulia

17. RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ, eliminated by Liv Morgan 

18. CHELSEA GREEN, eliminated by Rhea Ripley 

19. GIULIA, eliminated by Lyra Valkyria 

20. IYO SKY, eliminated by Lash Legend

21. ASUKA, eliminated by Kairi Sane (inadvertently)

22. RHEA RIPLEY, eliminated by Raquel Rodriguez 

23. BAYLEY, eliminated by The Bella Twins (simultaneously)

24. JACY JAYNE, eliminated by Sol Ruca 

25. NIKKI BELLA, eliminated by Lash Legend

26. LYRA VALKYRIA eliminated by The Bella Twins (simultaneously)

27. KELANI JORDAN, eliminated by Jacy Jayne 

28. KAIRI SANE, eliminated by Iyo Sky 

29. BRIE BELLA, eliminated by Lash Legend

30. TIFFANY STRATTON, eliminated by Liv Morgan 

WINNER: LIV MORGAN 

Liv Morgan gets an opportunity at Wrestlemania Vegas of the Women's Champion of her choice.

Aj Styles puts his career on the line on the next match.

MATCH #02

GUNTHER DEFEAT AJ STYLES 

Tonight in Riyadh Saudi Arabia, Aj Styles is willing to put his career on the line. Fighting for the integrity of professional wrestling. The career killer, Gunther is looking to end another career of a legendary wrestler to add to his list. 

MATCH #03

"UNDISPUTED WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"

DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN 

Sami Zayn have an opportunity tonight to finally become a WWE Champion and defeat Drew McIntyre for the first time. Drew McIntyre is 11/00 in a total of pin falls. Just like in Montreal, last week. Sami Zayn is the Hometown hero of the Middle East. Can tonight's Cinderella story end the chapter with a good ending. 

MATCH #04

Men's Royal Rumble 

01. Oba Femi, eliminated by Broc Lesnar 

02. Bron Breakker, forfeiting the Rumble. An unknown man in a Black hoodie attacking Bron Breakker on the walkway towards the ring followed by a stomp. Then, escaping throughout the audience, eliminated by Oba Femi 

03. Solo Sikoa, eliminated by Oba Femi 

04. Rey Mysterio, eliminated by Oba Femi 

05. Rusev, eliminated by Oba Femi 

06. Matt Cardona, eliminated by Oba Femi 

07. Damien Priest, eliminated by Royce Keys

08. Je'von Evans, eliminated by Randy Orton 

09. Mr Iguana, eliminated by Trick Williams 

10. Trick Williams, eliminated by Cody Rhodes 

11. Cody Rhodes, eliminated by Drew McIntyre 

12. El Grande Americano, eliminated by The Real El Grande Americano 

13. The Real El Grande Americano, eliminated by ???

14. Royce Keys, eliminated by The Vision 

15. Austin Theory, eliminated by LA Knight 

16. Bronson Reed, eliminated by LA Knight 

17. Ilya Dragunov, eliminated by Broc Lesnar 

18. La Parka, eliminated by ???

19. Dragon Lee, eliminated by The Vision 

20. Logan Paul, eliminated by The OTC

21. L.A. Knight, eliminated by Cody Rhodes 

22. Broc Lesnar, eliminated by Cody Rhodes 

23. The Miz, eliminated by ???

24. Rey Fenix, eliminated by Broc Lesnar 

25. Jey Uso, eliminated by The OTC

26. ROMAN REIGNS, 2026 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER 

27. Jacob Fatu, eliminated by The OTC

28. Penta, eliminated by Gunther 

29. Randy Orton, eliminated by Gunther 

30. Gunther, eliminated by The OTC

WINNER: THE OTC, ROMAN REIGNS get a chance at Wrestlemania Vegas to reclaim his throne. 

This was an awesome Royal Rumble. You may not like the winners of rumbles. I just want to congratulate both Oba Femi and Lash Legend for the most eliminations in their rumble tonight. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Both gender Royal Rumble were great. However I will agree with you that the single matches sucked. 

Aj Styles getting screwed in his match. Sami Zayn getting screwed in his match. The only difference, Sami Zayn will remain in the WWE. Tonight was Aj Styles last match. I just want to say congratulations and thank you to Aj Styles for 20+ years of service in professional wrestling and sports entertainment. We really appreciate the time you put in every week not just entertaining the adults. Mainly for entertaining the children. You will be missed but the phenomenal one will never be forgotten. 

I'm going to miss your classic entrance music.

"N̈O THEY DON'T WANT NONE, NO THEY DON'T WANT NONE, NO THEY DON'T WANT" NONE" BY CFO$"

UPCOMING WWE/NXT EVENTS:

TO BE ANNOUNCED 

Saturday, February 28, 2026

TO BE ANNOUNCED 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2026 "Saturday Night Main Event" Issue #01

MATCH #01

CODY RHODES VS JACOB FATU 

I'm late coming back from the grocery store. Saturday Night Main Event already in progress. Cody Rhodes verses Jacob Fatu. The match taken place in the middle of the audience leading into the concession area. Jacob Fatu beating down Cody Rhodes like he's some jailhouse thug. Drew McIntyre taking out Jacob Fatu. 

Drew McIntyre with a powerbomb on Cody Rhodes. Drew McIntyre making a statement.

DISQUALIFICATION 

MATCH #02

"WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

RHEA RIPLEY & DEFEAT LIV MORGAN 

IYO SKY                     ROXANNE PEREZ 

AND STILL, WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM, RHEA RIPLEY & IYO SKY 

MATCH #03

AJ STYLES DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

Shinsuke Nakamura wanted to do battle with Aj Styles one more time. There final match, "THEY DON'T WANT NONE!" "THEY DON'T WANT NONE!" The popular Aj Styles entrance music. Aj Styles always showcase by his entrance in the square to his opponents. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

MATCH #04

"FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH"

SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT RANDY ORTON, DAMIAN PRIEST AND TRICK WILLIAMS 

Sami Zayn going to Riyadh next week for the Royal Rumble to face Drew McIntyre for the Undisputed WWE Championship. Sami Zayn have never defeated Drew McIntyre. 11/00 

UPCOMING WWE/NXT PLE'S 

Saturday, January 31, 2026

NXT PLE TO BE ANNOUNCED 

Saturday, February 28, 2026